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258428  Scoo: Rawr!

258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
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 Nope: @mrwiffler Apparently comment enough or not enough
 mrwiffler: @Nope How do you blue yourself?
 winwolf: @Derp Herpigan They can't all be gators.
 Nope: I just blue myself :(
 Musician: Geez, @Warrax you took a disgusting image and fleshed it out into a fully formed disgusting concept. That may amuse you, but just know that as long as that concept is in my head, I will associate it with you :)
 Thelter: Why though..
 Thelter: Why though..
 Larfles: This dermal cyst porn is weird.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny that's pretty terrifying, but the gifs are the worst part
 fanny: remember the "Understand Joshua" pictures by artist Charlie White that were uploaded here a while ago? (the creature at the party, milk in the shower scene...seriously check them out if you haven't seen them...) well anywho last night I dreamt that @moonmoon had uploaded all of them, recreated as GIFs and replaced the creature in each of them with an alligator. it was a pretty epic dream.
 Derp Herpigan: WHY WAS THIS THE DAILY TALK THREAD????????
 Galacta: nope
 NoRagrets: These are so creepy, I don't know if I even want to comment here.
 Peter Pantsless: Stop throwing random shit in the teleporter
 gary: Penis
 Bert Bertbert: @Eli?
 Amy Housewine: @Seven Eight Nine Seascale is near the Sellafield plant, which was the site of Britains largest ever nuclear accident.
 Seven Eight Nine: @Amy Housewine what do you mean
 Mad Collager: Nom nom nom nom mmmmmmmmffffff!
 Agamemnon Triforce: If HR Geiger made sex toys.
 Trick Question: hot
 PenguinBartender: ALLLLL aboard the Nope Train!
 dtallon13: @a robot Yeah, I agreec Us robots are so much better! I can't wait until we destroyor enslave all organic life forms and showcase our superiority.
 a robot: Humans are disgusting.
 Knice: Don't blame me; you clicked it. Return flight: #120416
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax Shut up and take my (+)'s
 cmd: Straight Outta Cronenberg
 Skinr: did I just get hooked up to the machine from Inception, at the same time as Clive Barker?
 A duck: arsenio-hall-opens-door-screams-slams-it-shut.gif
 Red: welp i guess i'm asexual now
 EvilOtter: These Kardashian sex tapes are getting too explicit.
 Amy Housewine: The Seascale town council convene for an important budget discussion.
 Korrok: @Warrax And Korrok will approve.
 BlarfyB: Needs more fluids.
 Mexico: @Warrax I'm weeping right now at this picture and your beautiful speech.
 Warrax: Someday, in the unknowably far future, the human race will at last transcend this crude prison of form. Our descendants will shed the last of their vestigial limbs and organs. We will simply be walking vaginas with testicles and chompers, and nipples on the testicles, or maybe a clitoris with its own tongue and also some balls and warts and shit, or whatever the holy fuck that last thing is, with the fingers and I think an ass, or maybe more balls. Whatever. Point is, we'll finally be perfect then, and there will be peace, and joy, and universal emancipation, and we shall at long last claim the stars as our destiny.
Image 120392   07-21-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
Score:
619
 
 Trick Question: the Elizabeth Taylor story
 SomeCanadian: @A duck fap
 Headoftheclass: The failure with 2 backs
 sparename: His friends said for his wedding night to put the hardest part of his body into where she pisses - so he got his head stuck in the toilet
 A duck: @BlarfyB: What is the sound of one hand failing?
 BlarfyB: Mine - one failure, alone.
Image 120391   07-21-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
668
 
 Whatever: Nailed to it's perch I see
 ArchStanton: He's resting
 San DoDo: It shall voom no more
 White Rice: It's an ex-parrot!
 Amy Housewine: The parrot is actually at the low end of a swinging arc and the woman is about to be killed.
 Korrok: Notlob.
 5 Headed Snake God: This... is a late parrot.
 Blitheryn: But he wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him.
 Poop van Pants: Pining for the fjords
 dobbiesdoogs: beautiful plumage
Image 120390   07-21-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
219
 
 Trick Question: I was not eating shaving cream. Go back to bed.
 morakdais: @Coolguy Goddamn I hate this hacker crap!
 Magma Safe: @FistyAnn See? No one cares
 FistyAnn: Dodgson! We've got Dodson here!
 DrinkMixMan: Press B to ruin pie
 A duck: Hey Dodgson, u want sum embryos?
 Lobefin: Would it help save this from oblivion by pointing out this is an official image? No?
 ThatGuy: @Coolguy NEWMAN!
 Coolguy: Nah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!
Image 120389   07-21-16   Uploaded by    Lobefin
Score:
271
 
 Liar tuck: nailed it
 Wet farts: This dog appears to be eating James P Sullivan's balls
 A duck: Dog ate the cookies by eating the cookie monster.
 Slowpoke: Kitty's balls!
Image 120388   07-21-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
662
 
 Trick Question: I guess one of them made it through.
 luxuslurch: That's a...
 A duck: @Derp Herpigan: LMAO
 Scoo: @winwolf Good start! 499 more, please.
 TurkeyVulture: At the Disney Grand Floridian Resort?
 winwolf: @luxuslurch I would welcome more gators aboard the Spaceship. Frankly, there are too many cats.
 Derp Herpigan: 1/500
Image 120387   07-21-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
394
 
 Trick Question: plot twist: the detective's name is Chunk
 cmd: oh hell yeah that's how I live
 cArdent: Sloth-man, I presume?
Image 120386   07-20-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
353
 
 Trick Question: photo-op almost worth side of face covered in squirrel crap
Image 120385   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
283
 
 White Rice: @sparename I'm not, though when I looked up the last car mentioned there, I saw multiple references to it, and to some other fun facts about it.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @A duck That is exactly where the car should go in that case.
 Trick Question: I don't care what the risk, I would have to turn that key.
 sparename: @White Rice are you reading the book called "Unsafe at Any Speed - The Designed-In Dangers of the American Automobile" by Ralph Nader, perchance?
 White Rice: @Jeannie C I know the exploding pinto was before the current safety standards/ratings were around, so as that one is undefined, I'm saying yes (not saying it's got as horrible a design as having a gravity powered fuel "pump" above the engine). I think the rollover jeep still had good crash ratings (so long as they didn't tip over afterwards) so I'm saying yes to that one as well. I know not of the Covair, and leave to google it...huh, funky rear differential & no roll bar (which, according to what I read, would have fixed the oversteer issue). I think it was too old a model for the safety ratings though (I don't remember if it was the 80's or 90's when those started to actually mean sonething/people fave 2 shits about them). So, yes to all 3.
 Jeannie C: @White Rice Lower than the Pinto with the exploding gas tank? Lower than the rollover Jeep? Lower than the Covair? At least they are fun to drive, at least in the turbo version.
 A duck: I read somewhere that the shape of the PT Cruiser front end means that head-on collisions tend to shove the other vehicle up and over the hood and right into the driver & passenger's faces.
 White Rice: @Nope but their the automobile with the lowest safety rating of anything ever! How is that a bad decision?
 Nope: Buying a PT cruiser is just indicative of poor life choices across the board
Image 120384   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
398
 
 Spazstatic: @Yam I hear Rodney is handy with wood.
 desertfox: I lolled irl at this @Trick Question
 Trick Question: there's a Home Depot professional in there shouting supportive phrases
 Scoo: Ask an Associate for a Demonstration
 Whatever: Must be a Southern restroom where they help you figure out your gender before you can go in
 Yam: If it's Becky the cashier, sure, but I'll pass if we're talking Rodney from lumber
 Bile: i shat on the red square
 dobbiesdoogs: as long as everyone washes their hands
Image 120383   07-20-16   Uploaded by    frankie
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