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234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

234013  Yurishiro: mleeh

234014  Yurishiro: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?? There's a chessboard on the wall!

233923  Yurishiro: "I will get on that couch..."

233924  Yurishiro: 10

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233978 Felicity: Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez, chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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Score:
393
 
 Futurepants: @San DoDo Evil can't stand the BATMACE!!
 Slowpoke: www.buenothebear.com
 Eleftheros: In the land of the blind, the one eyed man can still use a phone
 Cami: Design based on the artwork of Don Hertzfeldt.
 Cami: Gah!
 SomeCanadian: @Knice But at what cost? At what cost?
 San DoDo: MY EYE!!!
 Knice: The Struggle to Adapt
Image 120225   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
508
 
 Whatever: Gromit!
 Science: Silly Putty Dog always gets a rad from me
 Janston: @a robot With the black Killer Instinct cartridge.
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose Do you want Grommets? Cause that's how you get Grommets.
 a robot: Rad only for Super Nintendo in background
 a sedated moose: Is your dog made out of clay?
Image 120224   07-20-16   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
808
 
 Janston: dogs.png
 tib gubb: they're not actually angry - they just want to feel like you're into it
 WTF: (Panel 4 - Dog flying through the air with Frisbee in mouth)
 Teechur: I'm not done slobbering it yet.
 SomeCanadian: This is what puppers actually believe
Image 120223   07-20-16   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
464
 
 hurr: gg well played
 sumodrsn: Aw...it's missing it's person.
 Trick Question: It took me a moment to realize that this is not a legitimate use.
 Turd Ferguson: @TFChicken or a tragedy :(
 TFChicken: It's a miracle!
 SomeCanadian: You are technically correct- the best kind of correct.
 Teechur: I still want to put a note on the windshield.
 Side Boob: He's not wrong...
 eider: I'll allow it.
Image 120222   07-20-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Image 120221 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by midgetcastle. We'll pray for you, midgetcastle.
Score:
736
 
 Butcherboy: always rad for the young ones. how they made a successful show out of characters that you wouldint want to be around in real life is beyond me but it worked so well
 Janston: @Heroin Bob she looks older, to me.
 Heroin Bob: @SomeCanadian Nope. Young Ones.
 SomeCanadian: A Bit of Fry and Laurie is always Rad
Image 120220   07-20-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
377
 
 Science: Dear Yelp, I never thought it would happen to me...
 Janston: Three people found this useful.
 grizzly: @Eleftheros and it was all downhill from there.
 Eleftheros: @Knice Dean Koontz got his start on Yelp
 Firm Buttocks: cool story bro
 Knice: Do you get to say that you've 'been published' after writing one of these?
Image 120219   07-20-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
395
 
 666666: @Firm Buttocks Yes Lane is indeed my last name. How'd you guess?
 Trick Question: Instructions unclear, ate child. Plz send bail.
 SomeCanadian: That's going to be hard to do simultaneously, but if you say so internet...
 fumbduck: Only one day?
 Firm Buttocks: 666 Sixsixsix Lane
Image 120218   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
279
 
 Big Beagler: Voted rad for this @mrwiffler
 Fursona: @a sedated moose Of course!
 mrwiffler: @guest I was a happy normal person till you said that
 guest: a reverse blumpkin is when you are doing a poo and slickling someone's peeny
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian or the bathroom, in this particular case.
 SomeCanadian: Jesus was kind of a freak in the bedroom.
 Magma Safe: That must be in the director's cut of the Bible
 Frank herbert: @tib gubb then you miss all the fun
 Red: there were toilets back then?
 tib gubb: don't google it
Image 120217   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
438
 
 Bert Bertbert: the table has turned humman
 Cami: See you in the spring.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Again Timmy? Fuck you, you're staying in the hole for the night this time.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Again Timmy? Fuck you, you're staying in the hole for the night this time.
 SomeCanadian: Halp?
 Teechur: Brandy? No, that's a St. Bernard. I'm more of the pee on your shoes kinda dog. Can you toss 'em up?
 Frank herbert: Tell me to fetch again will you
 Fugative: Poor pupcicle
 Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?
 Fiasco: It puts the peanut butter on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Image 120216   07-20-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
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