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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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 poetrysucks: I am so sick of that damn robot. I dread another football season but alas, I love football.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Cyberball is in my top 5 not-really-football football games.
 Stonewyvvern: @Stonewyvvern hover hands engaged!
 Stonewyvvern: Virginity mode activated!
 WTF: ...and cue the music from the second verse of "Sleigh Ride".
 Peter Pantsless: His name is "Cleatus"...
 Side Boob: I feel there's a rule for this, and I look forward to seeing it
 SomeCanadian: It would be hard to find the engineers to program a robot to play sportsball.
 mwoody: Fun fact: hover-handing is a good way to pass a Turing test.
Image 120213   07-20-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Image 120212 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pewdiepie. We'll pray for you, pewdiepie.
 Janston: He'll never Gogh back to Disney again.
 sparename: " # V - A - N, G - O - G, H - was - M - A - D # "
Image 120211   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 MassDefect: Does anyone know what "Image BJF" for the image number means? I assume it means it's been rejected from the queue, but I wasn't sure if "BJF" is a clue as to why it was rejected?
 Peter Pantsless: @Jaunty Shrimp #119859 check that out if you need a laugh, friend
 fanny: and why the hell are my ads on this site gifts from the Vatican??? don't they know me better than that??
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp I was actually just thinking it's been a while since I've seen a jaunty post. We'd all sure love an old time post card type pic.... perhaps of a jaunty alligator?
 Warezlock: @Jaunty Shrimp It's markedly less Jaunty without you around my friend.
 VoR: @Jaunty Shrimp Contribute comments. This site needs users or it ceases aggregate..
 Borkf: @Jaunty Shrimp We miss you and your hat.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I kinda stopped posting when I realized I was too poor to contribute to this site in their time of need. Now I'm blue both here and figuratively. I've replaced the time I used to spend here reading free Dostoyevsky novels from my library. But I do miss the levity here and thought I'd say hello and send good tidings.
 WTF: "Don't make me annotate. You wouldn't like me when I'm annotating."
 Borkf: I prefer to cite sauces. Tasty.
 A duck: That's what we do here
 A duck: Glasses on glasses
 Peter Pantsless: Whoa...who makes those glasses? They must be indestructable
 BlarfyB: I hope they are credible adventures.
 Derp Herpigan: So, what marvelous adventures are we in for on this daily chat thread?
 Niels Bohr: MLA or Turabian?
 Janston: White glasses aren't a good look for anybody.
 San DoDo: @VoR by Abraham Lincoln
 VoR: *citation needed
Image 120210   07-20-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
 Spazstatic: Ah first glance I thought it said H2O.
 nointernet: this is legit
 Trick Question: I would cut a section out of the wall and leave $200 behind.
 duckfarts: look, teachers gotta find a way to fund schools when govt cuts education budgets
 Firm Buttocks: Cool teachers though
 Knice: I weep for us if that's at a high school.
Image 120209   07-20-16   Uploaded by    p nut
 Magma Safe: If you're gonna get screwed anyway
 WaffleIron: Mightier than the sword.
 Larfles: @dobbiesdoogs really? cuz I heard he's a penis.
 dobbiesdoogs: i hear that guy's a real dick
Image 120208   07-20-16   Uploaded by    namename
 Bonecollector: I think this was a fuel tank for the half-assed Soviet equivalent of the Space Shuttle, the Buran. But I could be wrong. However to be fair, they only flew it once and it didn't explode, so success?
 Dick Inspector: Your suppositories have arrived.
 Agamemnon Triforce: I don't think so, the air displaced by the "nose" end will slip back into place easier than if the blunt end trailed. That would make a partial vacuum and increase drag by a lot. But I'm not a pilot so fuck if I really know.
 Trick Question: @Gomi Day I'm marking this as a great comment just for the info
 Gomi Day: holy moley. i've never heard of this, before. it's apparently a heavilly modified Myasishchev M-4 bomber. now designated as the Myasishchev VM-T and is used specifically to haul rocket boosters for the russian space program. i love russia'a batshit crazy vehicles, so much :V
 HermwoodLitmajor: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
 Trick Question: This is why Russians filming the Chelyabinsk meteor just continued about their business.
 Stonewyvvern: Fed ex says your mom's dido is gonna be a few days late
 Teechur: Aerodynamically speaking, wouldn't it make more sense to have it go the other way?
 p-niiice: airlines are preparing for republicans to gut the EPA I see
 Korrok: Those crafty Russians.
 dobbiesdoogs: you *can* deliver bravery
Image 120207   07-20-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 Morn Bumbies: this is ableist
 Janston: This was my favorite scene in Clash of the Titans.
 5 Headed Snake God: Perseus knows what's up.
 Mad Collager: Hey Toots, want another snake?
 KEKOEKEOEK: wtf man
 Stonewyvvern: Homeboys got game...
 Red: there's someone for everyone
Image 120206   07-20-16   Uploaded by    frenk
 Stonewyvvern: Trout has no game
 Nugster: Mmmm... Fishsicle
 Firm Buttocks: Eagles are thick
 Bert Bertbert: I will 'ice' you mu'fucker
 tib gubb: that's why they call it 'giving the bird', bird.
Image 120205   07-20-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Stonewyvvern: @Butcherboy BWHAHAHA!
 Butcherboy: jane you ignorant slut
Image 120204   07-20-16   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
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