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209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

209913  Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply

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2. Felicity
3. WaffleIron
4. Ulillillia
5. Dr Awkward
6. tib gubb
7. El hefe
8. a robot
9. Science
10. Not A Bot



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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 209418 (791 points)
Disclosure uploaded 209576 (778 points)
killme uploaded 209537 (752 points)
Vault Dweller uploaded 209767 (752 points)
White Male uploaded 209437 (745 points)
cishet uploaded 209644 (739 points)
Himesama uploaded 209420 (734 points)
Prombom uploaded 209465 (727 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 209438 (725 points)
hat thrab uploaded 209581 (705 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4361 points
 3. Not A Bot: 3317 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2794 points
 5. White Male: 1935 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1842 points
 7. grizzly: 1533 points
 8. a robot: 1292 points
 9. gutwheat: 1274 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1266 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. grace: 1252 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
15. phil: 1134 points
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Score:
508
 
 Skinr: poor Commander Keen
 Slamajama: What those flurorescent bulbs hold in store for those that use them
 Nope: @savvoy You can only pull the football away too much man, you know?
 sparename: " # HAA-NNG THE BLESS-ED DJ # " lots of Smiths fans live in fancy apartments
 savvoy: Noooo Charlie Brown!
Image 120169   07-19-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
402
 
 Ulillillia: Better whack off
Image 120168   07-19-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Image 120167 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kimjongun. We'll pray for you, kimjongun.
Score:
264
 
 nointernet: @Scoo @White Rice leave no philosophical stone unturned
 White Rice: @Scoo I've wondered that myself, and I think I have some manner of reasoning for it (only works with present/future shits, not stories related to past shits). If I say to someone I'm going to take a shit, it's before I've arrived at wherever I'll be leaving said shit. As such, it's true that I'll be taking the as of yet un-shat shit to a different location. I will eventually leave it, but first it must be taken to its destination. Could also be like "taking out the trash" in that it's being taken out (even though it's more of a pushing) much like how garbage cans are only taken so far before we leave them to their fate. I just call it passing an act of congress, no misunderstanding possible there.
 sparename: @Scoo And people want to charge US money when we give them stuff...
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Funk dat!
 sparename: The bomb-bay doors are opening... there's a mole at the counter.. I'm going cold turtle
 Scoo: Why do we call it "taking a shit" when we actually leave one?
 Derp Herpigan: Preparf to unload?
Image 120166   07-19-16   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
473
 
 Trick Question: my cat keeps eating my pokemons
 Beef Supreme: He who laughs last is just a hand in the bush.
 a robot: SOON. SO VERY SOON.
 Ulillillia: Nancy's been in the sauce tonight
 Derp Herpigan: #120157 So, four in bushes?
Image 120165   07-19-16   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
92
 
 ThatGuy: What time does this happen #120167
 CHA: At least its self warming.
 Dreforian: For continuous bravery that keeps up with your hectic morning
Image 120164   07-19-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
161
 
 Annoying Vegan : Pugkin spice latte
 Slamajama: These Baristas are getting better looking and smarter as Starbucks bumps up it's hiring standards
 Nope: I mean its adorable but there is always hair in my espresso
 ModelTRex: Starborkfs
 Knice: Okay, fine: 'Starpugs.' Now let it wheeze in peace.
Image 120163   07-19-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Image 120162 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kate shutupton. We'll pray for you, kate shutupton.
Score:
283
 
 Trick Question: I'm disturbed, yet aroused
 Heroin Bob: This porn is weird.
 a robot: Wanna rub that puppeh belleh
Image 120161   07-19-16   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
142
 
 Noremak: Apple for scale of bravery.
 Magma Safe: Apple for bravery
 CHA: We get it, we get it. You need another manicure.
 BFHoodrich: okay, this is actually funny
 sparename: Har, Har, the EU can't regulate the curvature of our b.a.n.a.n.a.s any more! Not that they grow in England anyway, or that it was a myth, or anything. I LIKE curvy, yellow berry-fruit things. That grow upwards. And pissed Gary Larson off for doing so. And they ARE nice when bbq'd with chocolate in, like a recent post that I can't remember the number of. And I should go to bed now
 Scoo: Apple for scale
Image 120160   07-19-16   Uploaded by    betamax
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