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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: facepalm.ninja takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW. kengarex.com/the-beauty-of-female-body-by-david-dubnitskiy-30-photos/

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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6. addend
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9. Amy Housewine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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White Rice uploaded 272099 (907 points)
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windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (830 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (826 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Mexico: 4823 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4558 points
 4. Side Boob: 4546 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 6. grizzly: 2593 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2293 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. westerner: 1928 points
10. brutal: 1845 points
11. youshall: 1789 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. Snow Plow: 1602 points
14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. JollyWell: 1585 points
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Score:
188
 
 willowsprite: Betty needs to lay off the caffeine.
 Whatever: Joy her only claim to fame is knowing a rich b*tch
 Beef Supreme: For that money, the comic better be Archive vs. Predator.
 Magma Safe: @Frank herbert *is 19.99 to much. Fixed it for you
 Frank herbert: 19.99 is 19.98 too much
 melted plastic: ughhhhh
 Cheeze: I guess this is from the universe where Archie chooses Veronica, and Betty becomes a yandere
 hurr: that doll is meth'd up
 Red: that's not makeup in her compact
 Teechur: Wow. A rack on a rack.
 WTF: Sagging crazy lady...
Image 119639   07-17-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
428
 
 Magma Safe: He could feed a family for weeks
 savvoy: The best place to store water is inside your body
 Mr. Shine: This is the guy you keep nearby as zombie bait. Don't even give him real bullets.
Image 119638   07-17-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
195
 
 Frank herbert: Looks awesome bro
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Instantly recognizable.
 Teechur: I don't really know famous sports figures. And I figure this guy doesn't, either.
Image 119637   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
555
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur This is why they hate us
 Nothing: Me when a customer tells me to smile
 Teechur: Nooo. You doesn't gots my nosie. Iss right heere!
 Mr. Shine: Rawwrrr
Image 119636   07-17-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
229
 
 Magma Safe: Who's jaw is too sore now, Patricia!
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine one, two, three. It takes 3 licks says Mr. owl
 Teechur: Is that how long you've been sitting in the asshole chair waiting for your GF to finish shopping?
 Mr. Shine: How many? HOW MANY, GODD@MMIT?!
 666666: Dedicated licker
Image 119635   07-17-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Image 119634 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Seven Eight Nine. You have brought shame on us, Seven Eight Nine.
Score:
362
 
 SomeCanadian: They still have Shasta cola?!?
 Baby Jesus: ummmm
 duckfarts: @A duck looks like we're done here, time to pack it up
 Frank herbert: Are you open?
 Teechur: Now with drive-thru service. No waiting!
 Peter Pantsless: @A duck brutal but funny
 A duck: It's called 9/11 Driving School. A car crashing into it seemed inevitable.
 Mr. Shine: Not the valedictorian, I'm guessing.
Image 119633   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
922
 
 Dreforian: @Magma Safe or a shelf, but even then it wouldn't be the same
 duckfarts: same
 Magma Safe: You monster. Make him an new box!
 Peter Pantsless: Is it any wonder why we like those things so much?
 Fancy Clown: Too cute
Image 119632   07-17-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
236
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry, dad. That was me.
 Teechur: The extra patrol arrived, then her donuts disappeared.
Image 119631   07-17-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
323
 
 KingTrebek: So much fuzz
 Magma Safe: Now kiss
 Teechur: Hey, whatchoo wearing? "Eau de Squirrel Mort. You?"
 NoRagrets: We are one. We are legion.
Image 119630   07-17-16   Uploaded by    badger
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