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257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

257652  Mexico: @Sadbot @Robespierre I'm glad my dad isn't, nor has even been, like this.

257658  petepuma: YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (oblig)

257630  FireBreathingMarmot: Reminder to people complaining about cats being aloof: some cats are needy and lethal.

257656  Butcherboy: Thanks for the memories @Side Boob

257659  Sadbot: They're made of clay! *flips table*

257629  Robespierre: Uh, no.

257652  Sadbot: @Robespierre current dads, aspiring dads...former dads?

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. a robot
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Not A Bot
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 257414 (1407 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (823 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (813 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (780 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13854 points
 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
428
 
 Magma Safe: He could feed a family for weeks
 savvoy: The best place to store water is inside your body
 Mr. Shine: This is the guy you keep nearby as zombie bait. Don't even give him real bullets.
Image 119638   07-17-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
195
 
 Frank herbert: Looks awesome bro
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Instantly recognizable.
 Teechur: I don't really know famous sports figures. And I figure this guy doesn't, either.
Image 119637   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
555
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur This is why they hate us
 Nothing: Me when a customer tells me to smile
 Teechur: Nooo. You doesn't gots my nosie. Iss right heere!
 Mr. Shine: Rawwrrr
Image 119636   07-17-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
229
 
 Magma Safe: Who's jaw is too sore now, Patricia!
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine one, two, three. It takes 3 licks says Mr. owl
 Teechur: Is that how long you've been sitting in the asshole chair waiting for your GF to finish shopping?
 Mr. Shine: How many? HOW MANY, GODD@MMIT?!
 666666: Dedicated licker
Image 119635   07-17-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Image 119634 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Seven Eight Nine. You have brought shame on us, Seven Eight Nine.
Score:
362
 
 SomeCanadian: They still have Shasta cola?!?
 Baby Jesus: ummmm
 duckfarts: @A duck looks like we're done here, time to pack it up
 Frank herbert: Are you open?
 Teechur: Now with drive-thru service. No waiting!
 Peter Pantsless: @A duck brutal but funny
 A duck: It's called 9/11 Driving School. A car crashing into it seemed inevitable.
 Mr. Shine: Not the valedictorian, I'm guessing.
Image 119633   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
922
 
 Dreforian: @Magma Safe or a shelf, but even then it wouldn't be the same
 duckfarts: same
 Magma Safe: You monster. Make him an new box!
 Peter Pantsless: Is it any wonder why we like those things so much?
 Fancy Clown: Too cute
Image 119632   07-17-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
236
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry, dad. That was me.
 Teechur: The extra patrol arrived, then her donuts disappeared.
Image 119631   07-17-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
323
 
 KingTrebek: So much fuzz
 Magma Safe: Now kiss
 Teechur: Hey, whatchoo wearing? "Eau de Squirrel Mort. You?"
 NoRagrets: We are one. We are legion.
Image 119630   07-17-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
261
 
 willowsprite: When you're not the boss...
 Yttermayn : I have labels like that in my home too: useless treadmill, useless juicer, etc.
 DeepReddishBlue: Why do you keep them?
 a robot: Maybe you should learn to use them
 Teechur: Take out again.
 Teechur: "What's for dinner?
Image 119629   07-17-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
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