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221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

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221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line



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 Magma Safe: He could feed a family for weeks
 savvoy: The best place to store water is inside your body
 Mr. Shine: This is the guy you keep nearby as zombie bait. Don't even give him real bullets.
Image 119638   07-17-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
195
 
 Frank herbert: Looks awesome bro
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Instantly recognizable.
 Teechur: I don't really know famous sports figures. And I figure this guy doesn't, either.
Image 119637   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
555
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur This is why they hate us
 Nothing: Me when a customer tells me to smile
 Teechur: Nooo. You doesn't gots my nosie. Iss right heere!
 Mr. Shine: Rawwrrr
Image 119636   07-17-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
229
 
 Magma Safe: Who's jaw is too sore now, Patricia!
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine one, two, three. It takes 3 licks says Mr. owl
 Teechur: Is that how long you've been sitting in the asshole chair waiting for your GF to finish shopping?
 Mr. Shine: How many? HOW MANY, GODD@MMIT?!
 666666: Dedicated licker
Image 119635   07-17-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Image 119634 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Seven Eight Nine. You have brought shame on us, Seven Eight Nine.
Score:
362
 
 SomeCanadian: They still have Shasta cola?!?
 Baby Jesus: ummmm
 duckfarts: @A duck looks like we're done here, time to pack it up
 Frank herbert: Are you open?
 Teechur: Now with drive-thru service. No waiting!
 Peter Pantsless: @A duck brutal but funny
 A duck: It's called 9/11 Driving School. A car crashing into it seemed inevitable.
 Mr. Shine: Not the valedictorian, I'm guessing.
Image 119633   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
922
 
 Dreforian: @Magma Safe or a shelf, but even then it wouldn't be the same
 duckfarts: same
 Magma Safe: You monster. Make him an new box!
 Peter Pantsless: Is it any wonder why we like those things so much?
 Fancy Clown: Too cute
Image 119632   07-17-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
236
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry, dad. That was me.
 Teechur: The extra patrol arrived, then her donuts disappeared.
Image 119631   07-17-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
323
 
 KingTrebek: So much fuzz
 Magma Safe: Now kiss
 Teechur: Hey, whatchoo wearing? "Eau de Squirrel Mort. You?"
 NoRagrets: We are one. We are legion.
Image 119630   07-17-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
261
 
 willowsprite: When you're not the boss...
 Yttermayn : I have labels like that in my home too: useless treadmill, useless juicer, etc.
 DeepReddishBlue: Why do you keep them?
 a robot: Maybe you should learn to use them
 Teechur: Take out again.
 Teechur: "What's for dinner?
Image 119629   07-17-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
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