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210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

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1. zrj235
2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. Side Boob
7. Ulillillia
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Mr. Shine
10. Warrax



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...



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flying sheep uploaded 210420 (839 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (794 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (688 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (679 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


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 2. Not A Bot: 3672 points
 3. Warrax: 3411 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2762 points
 5. gggina: 1685 points
 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
 9. carlin: 1219 points
10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
13. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
14. grace: 1062 points
15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
428
 
 Magma Safe: He could feed a family for weeks
 savvoy: The best place to store water is inside your body
 Mr. Shine: This is the guy you keep nearby as zombie bait. Don't even give him real bullets.
Image 119638   07-17-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
195
 
 Frank herbert: Looks awesome bro
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Instantly recognizable.
 Teechur: I don't really know famous sports figures. And I figure this guy doesn't, either.
Image 119637   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
555
 
 Colty Brumb: @Teechur This is why they hate us
 Nothing: Me when a customer tells me to smile
 Teechur: Nooo. You doesn't gots my nosie. Iss right heere!
 Mr. Shine: Rawwrrr
Image 119636   07-17-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
229
 
 Magma Safe: Who's jaw is too sore now, Patricia!
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Shine one, two, three. It takes 3 licks says Mr. owl
 Teechur: Is that how long you've been sitting in the asshole chair waiting for your GF to finish shopping?
 Mr. Shine: How many? HOW MANY, GODD@MMIT?!
 666666: Dedicated licker
Image 119635   07-17-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Image 119634 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Seven Eight Nine. Boo, Seven Eight Nine.
Score:
362
 
 SomeCanadian: They still have Shasta cola?!?
 Baby Jesus: ummmm
 duckfarts: @A duck looks like we're done here, time to pack it up
 Frank herbert: Are you open?
 Teechur: Now with drive-thru service. No waiting!
 Peter Pantsless: @A duck brutal but funny
 A duck: It's called 9/11 Driving School. A car crashing into it seemed inevitable.
 Mr. Shine: Not the valedictorian, I'm guessing.
Image 119633   07-17-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
922
 
 Dreforian: @Magma Safe or a shelf, but even then it wouldn't be the same
 duckfarts: same
 Magma Safe: You monster. Make him an new box!
 Peter Pantsless: Is it any wonder why we like those things so much?
 Fancy Clown: Too cute
Image 119632   07-17-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
236
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Sorry, dad. That was me.
 Teechur: The extra patrol arrived, then her donuts disappeared.
Image 119631   07-17-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
323
 
 KingTrebek: So much fuzz
 Magma Safe: Now kiss
 Teechur: Hey, whatchoo wearing? "Eau de Squirrel Mort. You?"
 NoRagrets: We are one. We are legion.
Image 119630   07-17-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
261
 
 willowsprite: When you're not the boss...
 Yttermayn : I have labels like that in my home too: useless treadmill, useless juicer, etc.
 DeepReddishBlue: Why do you keep them?
 a robot: Maybe you should learn to use them
 Teechur: Take out again.
 Teechur: "What's for dinner?
Image 119629   07-17-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
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