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228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

228199  Scoo: Yay, another fake "therapy dog"...

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.



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Score:
178
 
 hajjpodge: Close enough.
 midnightmosesuk: @Ulillillia Garooos!
 Ulillillia: We'll tell you once more before I get of the floor
 tib gubb: marriage
Image 119472   07-16-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
157
 
 Teechur: That's what happens when you buy your cards at a garage sale.
 claphands: rad as hell
 forkbear: child abuse
Image 119471   07-16-16   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
527
 
 Knice: Return flight: #175774
 Knice: Return flight: #122214
 SunWukong: @FistyAnn: One of us! One of us!
 Suburbanmom: I will happily move in
 Minx: I feel like they could have just asked the photographer to be the room mate, since that person was ok with taking THAT picture in the first place...
 FistyAnn: I just came to this thread to let you all know how close I feel to you. LOL Friendly Spaceship has completely replaced Facebook in my life.
 A duck: I'm glad we hit the goal and now we get to keep Friendly Spaceship
 Red: the XP thresholds have been going wild
 redmonkey3: @Gomi Day - agreed, in theory, a Tip Jar thing is a good idea in addition to Patreon... former for impulse helps & latter for recurring costs like bandwidth.
 redmonkey3: all congrats & thanks to Patreon helpers!
 Mr. Shine: @Borkf Oh yeah, @ping and @ignatz are the Friendly Spaceship's official Photoshop Officers.
 Gomi Day: that said, though - congrats and thanks to all the people who did jump on the patreon thing!
 Gomi Day: i think a reasonable bit of extra money would come about if there was an option other than patreon. where someone can toss some money when they have a little extra, rather than having to commit to a monthly contribution, which a lot of people may be uncomfortable / unable to do.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Borkf I recently re-purpled, but just by chance. The best I could afford was 4.20 because that's the WEED number LOL. If I was rich I'd do 420.69 and die laughing like a cartoon weasel.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine The only recent purple I've noticed is @ignatz But he definitely earned that with those mad shop skills.
 DeepReddishBlue: I admire your spirit but kind-of hate your hair. And face.
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless @Fiasco I did my part! (I wonder if anyone paid for purple, though.)
 Scoo: "Nothing Sexual" refers -only- to the pool table.
 fanny: dinner
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco That got me too. I mean, I know the pool of regulars here is pretty small (one of my favorite things about AG tbh), but was expecting at least three digits
 NoRagrets: But only if you put "a" in front of it.
 NoRagrets: Huzzah a chat thread! Anyone notice dildo changes to dinner now?
 Fiasco: I know they're obviously not all unique views, but 33,000 views just on this image alone. I never thought it would be that hard to squeeze a few dimes out of the internet.. then again, times is hard. My respect to the 57+ that pulled it through, especially to the ones that might not have even had a few dimes to kick around in the first place. Thank you guys.
 Peter Pantsless: Woo chat thread! Woo AG got their money! I wouldn't have been ready to see it go. I just got here and I'm already hooked
 Ulillillia: Daily chat thread, how I've missed thee.
 Jotun: Just gotta pack my JO crystal.
 Jotun: @Knice i concur! I am paying three times that.
 MassDefect: I'd pay a lot more than $255 to live there.
 Turts: "It's not a penis!?! It's a bicep!"
 Headoftheclass: Pounded in the butt by a butt for cheap rent. Merry Christmas!
 SomeCanadian: Nothing sexual.
 fanny: #119468 go back
 Knice: For that rent?? RIP, my butt.
Image 119470   07-16-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
410
 
 Fiasco: @Peter Pantsless Haha perhaps I shall.. Your comments amuse me greatly, be sure you do as well *double thumbs up*
 Minx: Man, i just love 3D shirts...
 whoop: Prop Joe
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco nah, stick around
 Fiasco: If only this was purple and had horns. Then it could break through the FOURTH wall lol rite do u get it lol... I'll see myself out, sorry for any trouble.
 Headoftheclass: You are what you eat (or drink).
 AutoDisaster: XXXXXXL?
 WaffleIron: Ohh YEAH!
Image 119469   07-16-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
248
 
 drtofu: @redmonkey3 I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
 redmonkey3: @drtofu - not a slap: Blade Runner thing...
 drtofu: @redmonkey3, Of course!
 Minx: Whitch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is that?!?
 redmonkey3: @drtofu - know what a turtle is ?
 BlarfyB: Plastron lookin' good!
 Defiance: Okay
 drtofu: What's a tortoise?
 Dr. Bathroom: @fanny @Knice you should pick up some Turtle Wax.
 SomeCanadian: Hey I found a new pokemon. How do I get it in my phone?
 fanny: @Knice maybe your new roommates can help you polish that turtle (nothing sexual) #119470
 Knice: Looks like he needs some kind of polish.
 WaffleIron: I call him "granite"
Image 119468   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
337
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Thanks, friendly spaceship.
 Dr. Bathroom: His father is Poppa Nachos Bellgrande.
 E. HONDA: Face it
 Fiasco: "Excuse me. It's pronounced 'Bo-nay.'"
 Knice: Give him a firm handshake.
Image 119467   07-16-16   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
473
 
 Fancy Clown: @Cheeze Until the recoil makes it swing back and smash you in the head
 Cheeze: This might actually be effective for corners
 Whatever: But can I take it to the RNC convention
 Ulillillia: I-hate-my-selfie stick
 AutoDisaster: Is this a Pokemon thing?
 Knice: But first, let me take a head-shot.
 5 Headed Snake God: Using a selfie stick? Kill yourself.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey Man Nice Shot
Image 119466   07-16-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
486
 
 midnightmosesuk: 90% of my fights have been won this way.
 Fiasco: That boy aint right.
 Fishy: Dammit Bobby!
 MasterTwig: That's my purse! I don't know you!
 WaffleIron: Gaaahaahahaaaa!
Image 119465   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
343
 
 Fancy Clown: What you talkin' bout robot?
 Firm Buttocks: Welcome to erf
 WaffleIron: Yo robot, let me tell you this in closing - I know we might seem imposing, but trust me, if we ever show in your section, believe me, it's for your own protection.
 Fishy: Yooo! Friendly robot C:
Image 119464   07-16-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
514
 
 Fancy Clown: That's a nice kitten
 SomeCanadian: I am fond of felines.
 5 Headed Snake God: KITTY!
Image 119463   07-16-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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