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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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Score:
178
 
 hajjpodge: Close enough.
 midnightmosesuk: @Ulillillia Garooos!
 Ulillillia: We'll tell you once more before I get of the floor
 tib gubb: marriage
Image 119472   07-16-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
157
 
 Teechur: That's what happens when you buy your cards at a garage sale.
 claphands: rad as hell
 forkbear: child abuse
Image 119471   07-16-16   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
527
 
 Knice: Return flight: #175774
 Knice: Return flight: #122214
 SunWukong: @FistyAnn: One of us! One of us!
 Suburbanmom: I will happily move in
 Minx: I feel like they could have just asked the photographer to be the room mate, since that person was ok with taking THAT picture in the first place...
 FistyAnn: I just came to this thread to let you all know how close I feel to you. LOL Friendly Spaceship has completely replaced Facebook in my life.
 A duck: I'm glad we hit the goal and now we get to keep Friendly Spaceship
 Red: the XP thresholds have been going wild
 redmonkey3: @Gomi Day - agreed, in theory, a Tip Jar thing is a good idea in addition to Patreon... former for impulse helps & latter for recurring costs like bandwidth.
 redmonkey3: all congrats & thanks to Patreon helpers!
 Mr. Shine: @Borkf Oh yeah, @ping and @ignatz are the Friendly Spaceship's official Photoshop Officers.
 Gomi Day: that said, though - congrats and thanks to all the people who did jump on the patreon thing!
 Gomi Day: i think a reasonable bit of extra money would come about if there was an option other than patreon. where someone can toss some money when they have a little extra, rather than having to commit to a monthly contribution, which a lot of people may be uncomfortable / unable to do.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Borkf I recently re-purpled, but just by chance. The best I could afford was 4.20 because that's the WEED number LOL. If I was rich I'd do 420.69 and die laughing like a cartoon weasel.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine The only recent purple I've noticed is @ignatz But he definitely earned that with those mad shop skills.
 DeepReddishBlue: I admire your spirit but kind-of hate your hair. And face.
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless @Fiasco I did my part! (I wonder if anyone paid for purple, though.)
 chunk norris: "Nothing Sexual" refers -only- to the pool table.
 fanny: dinner
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco That got me too. I mean, I know the pool of regulars here is pretty small (one of my favorite things about AG tbh), but was expecting at least three digits
 NoRagrets: But only if you put "a" in front of it.
 NoRagrets: Huzzah a chat thread! Anyone notice dildo changes to dinner now?
 Fiasco: I know they're obviously not all unique views, but 33,000 views just on this image alone. I never thought it would be that hard to squeeze a few dimes out of the internet.. then again, times is hard. My respect to the 57+ that pulled it through, especially to the ones that might not have even had a few dimes to kick around in the first place. Thank you guys.
 Peter Pantsless: Woo chat thread! Woo AG got their money! I wouldn't have been ready to see it go. I just got here and I'm already hooked
 Ulillillia: Daily chat thread, how I've missed thee.
 Jotun: Just gotta pack my JO crystal.
 Jotun: @Knice i concur! I am paying three times that.
 MassDefect: I'd pay a lot more than $255 to live there.
 Turts: "It's not a penis!?! It's a bicep!"
 Headoftheclass: Pounded in the butt by a butt for cheap rent. Merry Christmas!
 SomeCanadian: Nothing sexual.
 fanny: #119468 go back
 Knice: For that rent?? RIP, my butt.
Image 119470   07-16-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
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 Fiasco: @Peter Pantsless Haha perhaps I shall.. Your comments amuse me greatly, be sure you do as well *double thumbs up*
 Minx: Man, i just love 3D shirts...
 whoop: Prop Joe
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco nah, stick around
 Fiasco: If only this was purple and had horns. Then it could break through the FOURTH wall lol rite do u get it lol... I'll see myself out, sorry for any trouble.
 Headoftheclass: You are what you eat (or drink).
 AutoDisaster: XXXXXXL?
 WaffleIron: Ohh YEAH!
Image 119469   07-16-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
248
 
 drtofu: @redmonkey3 I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
 redmonkey3: @drtofu - not a slap: Blade Runner thing...
 drtofu: @redmonkey3, Of course!
 Minx: Whitch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is that?!?
 redmonkey3: @drtofu - know what a turtle is ?
 BlarfyB: Plastron lookin' good!
 Defiance: Okay
 drtofu: What's a tortoise?
 Dr. Bathroom: @fanny @Knice you should pick up some Turtle Wax.
 SomeCanadian: Hey I found a new pokemon. How do I get it in my phone?
 fanny: @Knice maybe your new roommates can help you polish that turtle (nothing sexual) #119470
 Knice: Looks like he needs some kind of polish.
 WaffleIron: I call him "granite"
Image 119468   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
337
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Thanks, friendly spaceship.
 Dr. Bathroom: His father is Poppa Nachos Bellgrande.
 E. HONDA: Face it
 Fiasco: "Excuse me. It's pronounced 'Bo-nay.'"
 Knice: Give him a firm handshake.
Image 119467   07-16-16   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
473
 
 Fancy Clown: @Cheeze Until the recoil makes it swing back and smash you in the head
 Cheeze: This might actually be effective for corners
 Whatever: But can I take it to the RNC convention
 Ulillillia: I-hate-my-selfie stick
 AutoDisaster: Is this a Pokemon thing?
 Knice: But first, let me take a head-shot.
 5 Headed Snake God: Using a selfie stick? Kill yourself.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey Man Nice Shot
Image 119466   07-16-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
486
 
 midnightmosesuk: 90% of my fights have been won this way.
 Fiasco: That boy aint right.
 Fishy: Dammit Bobby!
 MasterTwig: That's my purse! I don't know you!
 WaffleIron: Gaaahaahahaaaa!
Image 119465   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
343
 
 Fancy Clown: What you talkin' bout robot?
 Firm Buttocks: Welcome to erf
 WaffleIron: Yo robot, let me tell you this in closing - I know we might seem imposing, but trust me, if we ever show in your section, believe me, it's for your own protection.
 Fishy: Yooo! Friendly robot C:
Image 119464   07-16-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
514
 
 Fancy Clown: That's a nice kitten
 SomeCanadian: I am fond of felines.
 5 Headed Snake God: KITTY!
Image 119463   07-16-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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