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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
527
 
 Knice: Return flight: #122214
 SunWukong: @FistyAnn: One of us! One of us!
 Suburbanmom: I will happily move in
 Minx: I feel like they could have just asked the photographer to be the room mate, since that person was ok with taking THAT picture in the first place...
 FistyAnn: I just came to this thread to let you all know how close I feel to you. LOL Friendly Spaceship has completely replaced Facebook in my life.
 A duck: I'm glad we hit the goal and now we get to keep Friendly Spaceship
 Red: the XP thresholds have been going wild
 redmonkey3: @Gomi Day - agreed, in theory, a Tip Jar thing is a good idea in addition to Patreon... former for impulse helps & latter for recurring costs like bandwidth.
 redmonkey3: all congrats & thanks to Patreon helpers!
 Mr. Shine: @Borkf Oh yeah, @ping and @ignatz are the Friendly Spaceship's official Photoshop Officers.
 Gomi Day: that said, though - congrats and thanks to all the people who did jump on the patreon thing!
 Gomi Day: i think a reasonable bit of extra money would come about if there was an option other than patreon. where someone can toss some money when they have a little extra, rather than having to commit to a monthly contribution, which a lot of people may be uncomfortable / unable to do.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Borkf I recently re-purpled, but just by chance. The best I could afford was 4.20 because that's the WEED number LOL. If I was rich I'd do 420.69 and die laughing like a cartoon weasel.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine The only recent purple I've noticed is @ignatz But he definitely earned that with those mad shop skills.
 DeepReddishBlue: I admire your spirit but kind-of hate your hair. And face.
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless @Fiasco I did my part! (I wonder if anyone paid for purple, though.)
 Scoo: "Nothing Sexual" refers -only- to the pool table.
 fanny: dinner
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco That got me too. I mean, I know the pool of regulars here is pretty small (one of my favorite things about AG tbh), but was expecting at least three digits
 NoRagrets: But only if you put "a" in front of it.
 NoRagrets: Huzzah a chat thread! Anyone notice dildo changes to dinner now?
 Fiasco: I know they're obviously not all unique views, but 33,000 views just on this image alone. I never thought it would be that hard to squeeze a few dimes out of the internet.. then again, times is hard. My respect to the 57+ that pulled it through, especially to the ones that might not have even had a few dimes to kick around in the first place. Thank you guys.
 Peter Pantsless: Woo chat thread! Woo AG got their money! I wouldn't have been ready to see it go. I just got here and I'm already hooked
 Ulillillia: Daily chat thread, how I've missed thee.
 Jotun: Just gotta pack my JO crystal.
 Jotun: @Knice i concur! I am paying three times that.
 MassDefect: I'd pay a lot more than $255 to live there.
 Turts: "It's not a penis!?! It's a bicep!"
 Headoftheclass: Pounded in the butt by a butt for cheap rent. Merry Christmas!
 SomeCanadian: Nothing sexual.
 fanny: #119468 go back
 Knice: For that rent?? RIP, my butt.
Image 119470   07-16-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
410
 
 Fiasco: @Peter Pantsless Haha perhaps I shall.. Your comments amuse me greatly, be sure you do as well *double thumbs up*
 Minx: Man, i just love 3D shirts...
 whoop: Prop Joe
 Peter Pantsless: @Fiasco nah, stick around
 Fiasco: If only this was purple and had horns. Then it could break through the FOURTH wall lol rite do u get it lol... I'll see myself out, sorry for any trouble.
 Headoftheclass: You are what you eat (or drink).
 AutoDisaster: XXXXXXL?
 WaffleIron: Ohh YEAH!
Image 119469   07-16-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
248
 
 drtofu: @redmonkey3 I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
 redmonkey3: @drtofu - not a slap: Blade Runner thing...
 drtofu: @redmonkey3, Of course!
 Minx: Whitch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is that?!?
 redmonkey3: @drtofu - know what a turtle is ?
 BlarfyB: Plastron lookin' good!
 Defiance: Okay
 drtofu: What's a tortoise?
 Dr. Bathroom: @fanny @Knice you should pick up some Turtle Wax.
 SomeCanadian: Hey I found a new pokemon. How do I get it in my phone?
 fanny: @Knice maybe your new roommates can help you polish that turtle (nothing sexual) #119470
 Knice: Looks like he needs some kind of polish.
 WaffleIron: I call him "granite"
Image 119468   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
337
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Thanks, friendly spaceship.
 Dr. Bathroom: His father is Poppa Nachos Bellgrande.
 E. HONDA: Face it
 Fiasco: "Excuse me. It's pronounced 'Bo-nay.'"
 Knice: Give him a firm handshake.
Image 119467   07-16-16   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
473
 
 Fancy Clown: @Cheeze Until the recoil makes it swing back and smash you in the head
 Cheeze: This might actually be effective for corners
 Whatever: But can I take it to the RNC convention
 Ulillillia: I-hate-my-selfie stick
 AutoDisaster: Is this a Pokemon thing?
 Knice: But first, let me take a head-shot.
 5 Headed Snake God: Using a selfie stick? Kill yourself.
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey Man Nice Shot
Image 119466   07-16-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
486
 
 midnightmosesuk: 90% of my fights have been won this way.
 Fiasco: That boy aint right.
 Fishy: Dammit Bobby!
 MasterTwig: That's my purse! I don't know you!
 WaffleIron: Gaaahaahahaaaa!
Image 119465   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
343
 
 Fancy Clown: What you talkin' bout robot?
 Firm Buttocks: Welcome to erf
 WaffleIron: Yo robot, let me tell you this in closing - I know we might seem imposing, but trust me, if we ever show in your section, believe me, it's for your own protection.
 Fishy: Yooo! Friendly robot C:
Image 119464   07-16-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
514
 
 Fancy Clown: That's a nice kitten
 SomeCanadian: I am fond of felines.
 5 Headed Snake God: KITTY!
Image 119463   07-16-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
607
 
 Peter Pantsless: I am fond of canines
 a robot: PUPPER!
Image 119462   07-16-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
204
 
 Mentos Pormer: hahahahahaha
 Ulillillia: If she says, why, why, tell her that it's sim nature
 mrdiron: Well in fact
 Knice: I know what'll be stuck in my head all day now.
Image 119461   07-16-16   Uploaded by    agger gater
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