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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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Score:
535
 
 Knice: Return flight: #132230
 Knice: Return flight: #123987
 trelyate: I'm picturing someone trying to cut a pizza with a plastic fork and it makes the image even better
 Bluetocracy: My day has been made! Now, can I get a side of wings with that?
 Knice: @a robot You go, Weird Al Robovik!
 Scoo: @a robot Papa John Roach
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot goddamn. Rad for this
 a robot: Oven baking, heavy breathing, don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating
Image 119326   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
Image 119325 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by winwolf. Your image was bad, winwolf.
Score:
199
 
 Jeannie C: Is that beer over barley?
 Tiramisu: That's probably going to be a bitch to cover up if they ever decide they don't like it.
 fishing: the fuck
 Penultimate Grunongo: Practicing tattooing on a plucked chicken is kind of cruel.
 AstoriaBum: Who tattooed the strawberry?
Image 119324   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
426
 
 frenchrevolution: My eyes jumped to the guy on stage taking a picture, but then I noticed the Texas instrument.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think that Casio is the right instrument for this concert.
 hajjpodge: Sine an autograph, please?
 ratwa: lmaooooo
 drilldo: kinda weak
 grizzly: math rock
 Knice: How wacky.
Image 119323   07-15-16   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
281
 
 Headoftheclass: If I had one of those, I'd scratch deez nutz all day! Waitaminit! I have two of 'em!
 duckfarts: it's like a baby's arm
 Scoo: Put 'er there, buddy!
 sparename: Prehensile Prick
Image 119322   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
359
 
 duckfarts: Klauswerk
 petepuma: Keytar Kringle
 werterland: "Anyway, here's 'Jingle Bell Rock.'"
Image 119321   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
609
 
 Mr. Shine: @hurr I think it's just The Harp Twins.
 Bluetocracy: Ask them, they'll be glad to harp on the subject.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for wearable harps. Never seen that before
 Lestrange: Fucken buskers
 sparename: Harpers Bizarre ... I thought I thought of it but no
 Shay: Glad to see Harpo Marx's granddaughter keep up with the times...I guess.
 Alastair: I think I know where they got those jackets...
 hurr: i forgot what they were called but they do awesome cover versions of metal songs from time to time
 Knice: I used to say I didn't want a ceremony when I die. How wrong I was.
Image 119320   07-15-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
1040
 
 midnightmosesuk: Easy, fill bin with water and replace lid quickly.
 Looper: I have looped, I like this place
 Headoftheclass: Tree Rat! I chew chew chews you!
 Bluetocracy: Use your 'Cinder Block Smash' attack to stun it.
 Larfles: You're supposed to battle with it before you capture it.
 Alastair: Because it's using it's Bite move dumbass.
Image 119319   07-15-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
262
 
 duckfarts: they misspelled wiener
 fanny: you used your 15 minutes of fame wisely.
Image 119318   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
345
 
 Futurepants: Statue of Drew Carrey Circa 334 AD.
 Bluetocracy: Fashion. What more is there to say?
 bug: Minions: circa 1203
 Agamemnon Triforce: Can you get your pants up any higher grampa?
 DarkTeddy: Nice nips, Dilbert
Image 119317   07-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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