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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy



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 Knice: Return flight: #132230
 Knice: Return flight: #123987
 trelyate: I'm picturing someone trying to cut a pizza with a plastic fork and it makes the image even better
 Bluetocracy: My day has been made! Now, can I get a side of wings with that?
 Knice: @a robot You go, Weird Al Robovik!
 Scoo: @a robot Papa John Roach
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot goddamn. Rad for this
 a robot: Oven baking, heavy breathing, don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating
Image 119326   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
Image 119325 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by winwolf. Your image was bad, winwolf.
Score:
199
 
 Jeannie C: Is that beer over barley?
 Tiramisu: That's probably going to be a bitch to cover up if they ever decide they don't like it.
 fishing: the fuck
 Penultimate Grunongo: Practicing tattooing on a plucked chicken is kind of cruel.
 AstoriaBum: Who tattooed the strawberry?
Image 119324   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
426
 
 frenchrevolution: My eyes jumped to the guy on stage taking a picture, but then I noticed the Texas instrument.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think that Casio is the right instrument for this concert.
 hajjpodge: Sine an autograph, please?
 ratwa: lmaooooo
 drilldo: kinda weak
 grizzly: math rock
 Knice: How wacky.
Image 119323   07-15-16   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
281
 
 Headoftheclass: If I had one of those, I'd scratch deez nutz all day! Waitaminit! I have two of 'em!
 duckfarts: it's like a baby's arm
 Scoo: Put 'er there, buddy!
 sparename: Prehensile Prick
Image 119322   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
359
 
 duckfarts: Klauswerk
 petepuma: Keytar Kringle
 werterland: "Anyway, here's 'Jingle Bell Rock.'"
Image 119321   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
609
 
 Mr. Shine: @hurr I think it's just The Harp Twins.
 Bluetocracy: Ask them, they'll be glad to harp on the subject.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for wearable harps. Never seen that before
 Lestrange: Fucken buskers
 sparename: Harpers Bizarre ... I thought I thought of it but no
 Shay: Glad to see Harpo Marx's granddaughter keep up with the times...I guess.
 Alastair: I think I know where they got those jackets...
 hurr: i forgot what they were called but they do awesome cover versions of metal songs from time to time
 Knice: I used to say I didn't want a ceremony when I die. How wrong I was.
Image 119320   07-15-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
1040
 
 midnightmosesuk: Easy, fill bin with water and replace lid quickly.
 Looper: I have looped, I like this place
 Headoftheclass: Tree Rat! I chew chew chews you!
 Bluetocracy: Use your 'Cinder Block Smash' attack to stun it.
 Larfles: You're supposed to battle with it before you capture it.
 Alastair: Because it's using it's Bite move dumbass.
Image 119319   07-15-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
262
 
 duckfarts: they misspelled wiener
 fanny: you used your 15 minutes of fame wisely.
Image 119318   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
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 Futurepants: Statue of Drew Carrey Circa 334 AD.
 Bluetocracy: Fashion. What more is there to say?
 bug: Minions: circa 1203
 Agamemnon Triforce: Can you get your pants up any higher grampa?
 DarkTeddy: Nice nips, Dilbert
Image 119317   07-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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