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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird



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Score:
535
 
 Knice: Return flight: #132230
 Knice: Return flight: #123987
 trelyate: I'm picturing someone trying to cut a pizza with a plastic fork and it makes the image even better
 Bluetocracy: My day has been made! Now, can I get a side of wings with that?
 Knice: @a robot You go, Weird Al Robovik!
 Scoo: @a robot Papa John Roach
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot goddamn. Rad for this
 a robot: Oven baking, heavy breathing, don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating
Image 119326   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
Image 119325 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by winwolf. You have brought shame on us, winwolf.
Score:
199
 
 Jeannie C: Is that beer over barley?
 Tiramisu: That's probably going to be a bitch to cover up if they ever decide they don't like it.
 fishing: the fuck
 Penultimate Grunongo: Practicing tattooing on a plucked chicken is kind of cruel.
 AstoriaBum: Who tattooed the strawberry?
Image 119324   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
426
 
 frenchrevolution: My eyes jumped to the guy on stage taking a picture, but then I noticed the Texas instrument.
 Bluetocracy: I don't think that Casio is the right instrument for this concert.
 hajjpodge: Sine an autograph, please?
 ratwa: lmaooooo
 drilldo: kinda weak
 grizzly: math rock
 Knice: How wacky.
Image 119323   07-15-16   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
281
 
 Headoftheclass: If I had one of those, I'd scratch deez nutz all day! Waitaminit! I have two of 'em!
 duckfarts: it's like a baby's arm
 Scoo: Put 'er there, buddy!
 sparename: Prehensile Prick
Image 119322   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
359
 
 duckfarts: Klauswerk
 petepuma: Keytar Kringle
 werterland: "Anyway, here's 'Jingle Bell Rock.'"
Image 119321   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
609
 
 Mr. Shine: @hurr I think it's just The Harp Twins.
 Bluetocracy: Ask them, they'll be glad to harp on the subject.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for wearable harps. Never seen that before
 Lestrange: Fucken buskers
 sparename: Harpers Bizarre ... I thought I thought of it but no
 Shay: Glad to see Harpo Marx's granddaughter keep up with the times...I guess.
 Alastair: I think I know where they got those jackets...
 hurr: i forgot what they were called but they do awesome cover versions of metal songs from time to time
 Knice: I used to say I didn't want a ceremony when I die. How wrong I was.
Image 119320   07-15-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
1040
 
 midnightmosesuk: Easy, fill bin with water and replace lid quickly.
 Looper: I have looped, I like this place
 Headoftheclass: Tree Rat! I chew chew chews you!
 Bluetocracy: Use your 'Cinder Block Smash' attack to stun it.
 Larfles: You're supposed to battle with it before you capture it.
 Alastair: Because it's using it's Bite move dumbass.
Image 119319   07-15-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
262
 
 duckfarts: they misspelled wiener
 fanny: you used your 15 minutes of fame wisely.
Image 119318   07-15-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
345
 
 Futurepants: Statue of Drew Carrey Circa 334 AD.
 Bluetocracy: Fashion. What more is there to say?
 bug: Minions: circa 1203
 Agamemnon Triforce: Can you get your pants up any higher grampa?
 DarkTeddy: Nice nips, Dilbert
Image 119317   07-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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