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257508  Mr. Shine: Ugh. Can we not?!

257496  VeeKay: @VeeKay Dude, the Vatican isn't in the EU, doesn't meet the criteria.

257496  VeeKay: No. The EU is an enemy of the United States and you should cower in terror in case they gets ya.

257499  Yam: @Mr. Shine I had a pretty fun Santa Cruz before I got a more modern Blind. I think I still have the santa cruz in my dads garage...

257500  VeeKay: Maybe it's Tatooine.

257508  hajjpodge: No.

257493  Mr. Shine: At least you have the decency to admit it.

257508  VeeKay: "Florida".

257498  Mr. Shine: Such a polite fellow!

257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?

257504  VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.

257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

257495  Prostata: just like grammar used to make

257497  Prostata: with big tasty black bars

257502  VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him

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257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257234 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red

257476 Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

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11. Mr. Shine: 1975 points
12. CompletelyJoking: 1792 points
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15. Prombom: 1757 points
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 WaffleIron: d'accord.
 Janston: What about male boxes?
 illBilliam: guess not
 illBilliam: my dad
 shitshow: OR WHAT? You aren't my real Honda Accord.
 cj22: mfw my dad tries to cook
 sparename: "Do as I say, not what I do"
Image 119179   07-14-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
 Trick Question: regret in 3... 2...
 Wet farts: Stinky floof
 TurkeyVulture: Skunkachoo, I choose you!
 AdaMan: Fart Squirrell
 Retromancer: "Y r u so smol?" "I m stinkr."
 Shay: Hey mommy? This beanie baby smells weird....
 carpwoman: Issa baybeeee! Squeeeee!
Image 119178   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Thelter: Dis some bomb ass cat-nip, hooman
 petepuma: i don't want no tea, it gives me a headache
 a robot: "I think it's kicking in!"
 carpwoman: My DJ does this, too. Completely passed out. Totes adorbz.
Image 119177   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Futurepants: So is Marlon Fisher a humorless twat or am I missing something? Marlin?
 duckfarts: i miss car talk
 Shay: Mike Hunt: "That asshole Jay cheated at darts in '74, I should've been champ."
 a robot: Where's Amanda Hugankiss?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Hey, it's Billy Stroker, how you doing?
 Scoo: Yes, hello, this is Hugh Jass, who's this?
Image 119176   07-14-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Thelter: AH HAH! GOT EEM
 illBilliam: I LOL'ed. Now I wish I had some Laffy Taffy and am legit sad.
 midnightmosesuk: Yeah, great. Fuck you Erin.
 duckfarts: welcome to the world of laffy taffy
 carpwoman: The best part is I had to explain it to her.
 carpwoman: My frined has a 13 year old and 2 12 year old twin boys. I told her to expect to find rulers in the bathroom.
 Scoo: Well, that's what he told his mom, anyway.
Image 119175   07-14-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 Mad Collager: I never implied it was broken. As a matter of fact, it seems to be funtioning quite well.
 Fid: Not to put too fine a point on this but they fixed the bubble gum thingey some years ago. It was messy for the Space Shuttle but they got it done.
Image 119174   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
 Thelter: Ugh, dish pit. Anyone else feel ma pain?
 dorian: @Magma Safe wow
 duckfarts: @Noremak who's octodad? it's a photo of a dedicated father working as a dishwasher trying to provide for his family
 Noremak: Octodad is trying to make ends meet.
 5 Headed Snake God: Mm, steamed octopus.
 Magma Safe: Why not zoidberg?
 ModelTRex: Woop woop woop
Image 119173   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 119172 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grimes. You have brought shame on us, grimes.
 Thelter: *cue Ice Cube's "Smoke some weed" track*
 Trick Question: Pippi Hightoking
 Looper: I have looped
 Janston: Danky DankDanking
 petepuma: Pippi Bongstocking and friends
Image 119171   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 AdaMan: Gary I will have sex with you right now if you promise you'll never die.
 duckfarts: KISS THE RING
 VictorVonPoon: i like thisit is rad to me
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Adam Corolla?
 Mad Collager: These are not the hands of Trump!
Image 119170   07-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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