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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
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 Thelter: My ass is now hurting, get the hell off the beach
 Moldred: B is for Butthorn consumed with ennui
 sparename: Sometimes I would like to be A. Leech. (Though for English fanny not American, though you don't always know what a good douche can do?)
 Chef Says: I've always thought Edward Gorey was appropriately named.
 ignatz: @fanny Spaceship hopes fbetter things for you
 Knice: @fanny I have jealousy.
 Peter Pantsless: Now why would you do a thing like that @fanny ?
 sporky: lol @fanny
 fanny: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 119159   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Lobefin
Score:
671
 
 itskando: Accurate
 midnightmosesuk: Trumposaurus Rex.
 duckfarts: @Frank herbert yeah, this is godzilla
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo I just got Scoo'd
 DrinkMixMan: Aayyy lmao
 Scoo: Aayyy lmao
 Frank herbert: Even though gojira is japanese
 PrimeValkyrie: This is what the French actually believe.
Image 119158   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
649
 
 Thelter: DAT BUTT
 ArchStanton: @a robot. Oooooh, got it. Thanks.
 duckfarts: whoa, that's gotta be slenderman over there
 carpwoman: Nice family photo. What's the prob OH. OH. OK. I see.
 PissedOff: american spotted...
 a robot: @ArchStanton Top right corner
 sparename: No butt cracks allowed in USA though.. always fuzzed in Cops and WWPV. EVERYBODY has a buttcrack boys - no need to fuzz the nicely shaped (girly) ones
 ignatz: photo bumming
 Knice: @fanny photobombing, I see.
 ArchStanton: @frenchrevolution I still don't see it. Help.
 Frank herbert: The way shes sitting her boobs look very lopsided
 sporky: e's got is old boy out
 Fugative: Delta House!!!!!!
 frenchrevolution: First I say to myself, "Why is this funny?" I find no humor and put my cursor over "This is bad". But then I saw it. This is rad
Image 119157   07-14-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
592
 
 Thelter: It's time I too YOU for a walk, owner. Buckle up.
 itskando: Fly like a beef-steaks
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Shine favored entry in the red Bull flugtag
 sporky: reep reep pull up
 Mr. Shine: Bull fighter jet?
Image 119156   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
704
 
 Thelter: That shoulder is about to take off on him
 Janston: He is the one who barks.
 Cami: It's puppies, Bitch.
 funny in the wall: is dressing like easter good? count me out
 duckfarts: @Shay no, they're clearly dogs
 crudites: Also breaking a rotator cuff
 Shay: You ain't fooling anyone Walter; those puppies are drug mules.
Image 119155   07-14-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
613
 
 Thelter: Yo dawg..
 someguynameded: voted rad for this @Whatever...
 Whatever: Flying south for the winter?
 midnightmosesuk: If you look for the definition of redundant in the dictionary, you'll find this picture.
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine yeah, but this plane has no engines
 Lobefin: @Mr. Shine and what do you need cars for? dontcha have legs?
 frenchrevolution: Put some snakes in there and even it out
 Mr. Shine: Flying birds in a plane seems counter-productive to me
 Bolt Vanderhuge: this makes someone hard
Image 119154   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
548
 
 KingTrebek: Y'all hear about the possibility of a reboot?
 Mr. Shine: @a robot LA LA LA!
 digabigpig: Very funny
 rennis938: Ohhh nooo! Son of the beeech
 a robot: @Shay It's clearly "in the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D."
 Frank herbert: I could do this. I have the setup for it
 Shay: This actor broke character after he realized his performance will be mocked by 2 robots and a guy in the year 3000.
Image 119153   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Teechur
Image 119152 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

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Score:
164
 
 Thelter: Got it. Going home now.
 Thelter: Got it. Going home now.
 frenk: yes @Scoo
 duckfarts: i'm posting, aren't i?
 botch: wocka wocka wocka
 Lil Buddy: @Scoo I can dig it.
 Scoo: Fuck you sign, I do what I... wait... Never mind, you're the boss.
Image 119151   07-14-16   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
726
 
 quertyP: Ha ha, he's inadvertently giving the impression that agricultural and factory proletariats could unite for a communist revolution. Funny.
 duckfarts: @petepuma No.
 Frank herbert: @petepuma nancys aunt is randomly hot
 petepuma: Remember when Nancy was funny? me neither.
 Ulillillia: Going to do a little gardening, better get my sickle.
 There was a bob here: Sluggothe sounds like something from Lovecraft.
 Yam: Suck my balls, McCarthy
Image 119150   07-14-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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