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272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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 itskando: Baby stair truck
 shitshow: do a flip!
 Thelter: Hate your kids? Take em to the slide!
 Penultimate Grunongo: Who drained the pool? Who filled the pool with cars?
 Flirb Dampumple: looks like the street sweepers have been able to keep up, so far
 San DoDo: Are they playing or just piling up?
 Yam: Wheee!
 Christina: Seize it! It's escaping!
Image 119129   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 MyPasswordAintPassword: i hate The Office
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Christina A fun one is to print scary faces and tape them to the wall behind the towels. Now that I think about it, I'm probably a bad guest...
 Christina: What prank is this?
Image 119128   07-14-16   Uploaded by    sorghum
 shitshow: Reagan skipped all of it Day. Tear down that Krispy Kreme
 E. HONDA: notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
 Beef Supreme: "This is Taft. Taft has bitch tits."
 Poop van Pants: Lincoln ? Mm. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
 Niels Bohr: If someone could reanimate Roosevelt's corpse I'd totally vote for it over the current frontrunners.
 grizzly: I'm out for dead presidents to represent me.
 TFChicken: Four score and twenty deadlifts ago...
 botch: skinny guys fight till they're hamburger
 catsanddogs: First rule of Politics: Never let on how much money you get from the deal.
 5 Headed Snake God: Presidential Fight Club
 San DoDo: He cannot lie
Image 119127   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 Musician: a Mr. Bean fish?
 HermwoodLitmajor: The heartbreak of cordyceps
 Peter Pantsless: Punk's not dead
 Mr. Shine: Which Koopa Kid is this?
Image 119126   07-14-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Science: Hello, Dali
 Mad Collager: He has two girlfriends and they're both nightmares.
 Thelter: Quit horsing around
 Ulillillia: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
 cromerstu: Girlfriend horse etc etc
 Magma Safe: Menage a twa,
 Christina: This porn is weird... it it furry or bestiality?
Image 119125   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 shitshow: my bunny eats Oreo cookies, but not the filling.
 cromerstu: Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy chompers.
 Prombom: @sparename "unusually friendly, but won't eat Tuna Treats"
 Lestrange: Dinner looking dinnerish
 sparename: "Big-eared, dumpy cat found...."
Image 119124   07-14-16   Uploaded by    tea
 rubix1924: Uh, no. Probably gay for pay.
 Alastair: @Retromancer This was the Ruthless Aggression Era (I know you were joking, but still, just wanted to clear that up)
 Peter Pantsless: That's just lazy
 Retromancer: Bring back teh Atitude era like dis if u agree
Image 119123   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
 Poop van Pants: That's no moon..
 Thelter: Con: Push the wrong button and it blows up
 doggggggie: @ping O sorry ping, didn't see yr comment in my lazy scan.
 gggina: Fully.. Operational.. Piece o shit
 werterland: It just blows up your bread.
 Musician: Stay on target. Stay on target. Damn I missed the slot, again.
 ping: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational bagel station
 SoyUnPerdedor: Before and after #119115
 cromerstu: Also each piece of toast has a dark side.
 ModelTRex: I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home. They're not much bigger than a slice of bread.
 cromerstu: The toaster of a pathetic manchild.
 Frank herbert: Death stoast
Image 119122   07-14-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 twenty4: @fumbduck you got me
 Sadbot: Remember, Richard, that horses also can't piece eggs back together
 Derp Herpigan: A dig so sharp it cut all of Jeff's hair off.
 1979: finally, something good
 fumbduck: Fuck you, Richard!
 Hungy Dingus: Actually, "Hay" is for horses. I need to find the image from the long-ago Interwebs with the "Hey For Sale" sign
 Frank herbert: @Flirb Dampumple jeff is your gf?
 Peter Pantsless: My dad always said "straw is cheaper." Never heard it anywhere else
 Teechur: Eggsellent joke. Cracked me up.
 Flirb Dampumple: Hey is for my girlfriend
Image 119121   07-14-16   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Himesama: "......unless they are things I don't like/approve of"
 cmd: Just expect some boring twat to call you a "man child"
 San DoDo: Now go on, go get and be happy you beautiful freak!
 crudites: Like gaslighting loved ones until they are mentally unstable.
 Peter Pantsless: This is one half of what it means to be cool. The other half is ROCKING those strange things. Rad as fuck.
Image 119120   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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