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258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

258407  Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?

258474  Scoo: # You gotta slap her gently #

258466  Sadpygmy: She does appear to have a leg up on me

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258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

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11. bromide: 1867 points
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 itskando: Baby stair truck
 shitshow: do a flip!
 Thelter: Hate your kids? Take em to the slide!
 Penultimate Grunongo: Who drained the pool? Who filled the pool with cars?
 Flirb Dampumple: looks like the street sweepers have been able to keep up, so far
 San DoDo: Are they playing or just piling up?
 Yam: Wheee!
 Christina: Seize it! It's escaping!
Image 119129   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 MyPasswordAintPassword: i hate The Office
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Christina A fun one is to print scary faces and tape them to the wall behind the towels. Now that I think about it, I'm probably a bad guest...
 Christina: What prank is this?
Image 119128   07-14-16   Uploaded by    sorghum
 shitshow: Reagan skipped all of it Day. Tear down that Krispy Kreme
 E. HONDA: notorious L.I.N.C.O.L.N.
 Beef Supreme: "This is Taft. Taft has bitch tits."
 Poop van Pants: Lincoln ? Mm. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
 Niels Bohr: If someone could reanimate Roosevelt's corpse I'd totally vote for it over the current frontrunners.
 grizzly: I'm out for dead presidents to represent me.
 TFChicken: Four score and twenty deadlifts ago...
 botch: skinny guys fight till they're hamburger
 ignatz: First rule of Politics: Never let on how much money you get from the deal.
 5 Headed Snake God: Presidential Fight Club
 San DoDo: He cannot lie
Image 119127   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 Musician: a Mr. Bean fish?
 HermwoodLitmajor: The heartbreak of cordyceps
 Peter Pantsless: Punk's not dead
 Mr. Shine: Which Koopa Kid is this?
Image 119126   07-14-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Science: Hello, Dali
 Mad Collager: He has two girlfriends and they're both nightmares.
 Thelter: Quit horsing around
 Ulillillia: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
 cromerstu: Girlfriend horse etc etc
 Magma Safe: Menage a twa,
 Christina: This porn is weird... it it furry or bestiality?
Image 119125   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 shitshow: my bunny eats Oreo cookies, but not the filling.
 cromerstu: Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy chompers.
 Scoo: @sparename "unusually friendly, but won't eat Tuna Treats"
 Lestrange: Dinner looking dinnerish
 sparename: "Big-eared, dumpy cat found...."
Image 119124   07-14-16   Uploaded by    tea
 carpwoman: Uh, no. Probably gay for pay.
 Alastair: @Retromancer This was the Ruthless Aggression Era (I know you were joking, but still, just wanted to clear that up)
 Peter Pantsless: That's just lazy
 Retromancer: Bring back teh Atitude era like dis if u agree
Image 119123   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
 Poop van Pants: That's no moon..
 Thelter: Con: Push the wrong button and it blows up
 ignatz: @ping O sorry ping, didn't see yr comment in my lazy scan.
 ignatz: Fully.. Operational.. Piece o shit
 werterland: It just blows up your bread.
 Musician: Stay on target. Stay on target. Damn I missed the slot, again.
 ping: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational bagel station
 SoyUnPerdedor: Before and after #119115
 cromerstu: Also each piece of toast has a dark side.
 ModelTRex: I used to bullseye womp rats in my T16 back home. They're not much bigger than a slice of bread.
 cromerstu: The toaster of a pathetic manchild.
 Frank herbert: Death stoast
Image 119122   07-14-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 twenty4: @fumbduck you got me
 Sadbot: Remember, Richard, that horses also can't piece eggs back together
 Derp Herpigan: A dig so sharp it cut all of Jeff's hair off.
 1979: finally, something good
 fumbduck: Fuck you, Richard!
 Scoo: Actually, "Hay" is for horses. I need to find the image from the long-ago Interwebs with the "Hey For Sale" sign
 Frank herbert: @Flirb Dampumple jeff is your gf?
 Peter Pantsless: My dad always said "straw is cheaper." Never heard it anywhere else
 Teechur: Eggsellent joke. Cracked me up.
 Flirb Dampumple: Hey is for my girlfriend
Image 119121   07-14-16   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Himesama: "......unless they are things I don't like/approve of"
 cmd: Just expect some boring twat to call you a "man child"
 San DoDo: Now go on, go get and be happy you beautiful freak!
 crudites: Like gaslighting loved ones until they are mentally unstable.
 Peter Pantsless: This is one half of what it means to be cool. The other half is ROCKING those strange things. Rad as fuck.
Image 119120   07-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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