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267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

268212  MrBoffo: ....annnnnnnnd ... we're back.

268166  White Rice: CO2 extinguishers, while good at cooling things, aren't the cheapest to buy/recharge, and there are multiple quick options to chill whatever it is you need to chill without disturbing everyone within a 150' radius.

268210  Shay: The glory of hand drawn animation vs. digital.

268203  Mad Collager: @Side Boob ...and wood-burning tools and chemistry sets.

268207  Mad Collager: Is this one of those newfangled dream-catchers with the invisible nets?

268170  Eleftheros: @a robot just when I thought this meme had nothing new to offer. Thanks :)

268207  a robot: The circle is letting you know what you should be looking at

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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Score:
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 Knice: Return flight: #122562
 Trick Question: "Chess pants roasting in an open dryer...."
 Dreforian: @Urchin Note I did not say it was a funny joke
 Dreforian: @Urchin I don't think your aware of the joke I was trying to make...
 Jotun: Somebody left a lighter in their pocket.
 dsdavis008: where your socks go
 Urchin: @Dreforian ...no, he was right. You are doing it wrong, with the contraction You're
 Dreforian: @msmstud Your*
 msmstud: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
 nathan: Hot pants are meant to be line-dried - read the label.
 LogicKitty: Dammit, the towels still aren't completely dry
 tib gubb: Portal to hell.
 Mad Collager: Yes, but it's a dryer heat.
 Knice: Dominique gave 'em the ol' spicy spin cycle. #100059
Image 118696   07-12-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
658
 
 Kraken: I know its terrible, but I laughed SO HARD
 sumodrsn: First, put on your robe and wizard hat...
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose Gozu!
 Never AFK: @SunWukong you get em
 SunWukong: Instructions clear. Penis stuck in fellow prison inmate.
 a sedated moose: I saw the last bit of this in a Japanese horror movie once.
 Mad Collager: For even more accurate and factual information, please visit Yazoo Answers.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Instructions unclear: am now Benjamin Button
 SomeCanadian: For more accurate and factual information, please visit Yahoo Answers.
Image 118695   07-12-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
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 E. HONDA: shouldn't this be on the inside?
 McMuff: Hey, cool Pri....Oh, hell. At least I caught myself before I said something stupid. Whew.
 Kess: I don't care what he's driving, Rad for the Supernatural reference.
 cromerstu: Driver is alone because "Prius"
Image 118694   07-12-16   Uploaded by    hairy
Score:
206
 
 withak: nailed it
 Amy Housewine: Witnesses report him saying "OOK".
 jonz: Blobsquatch
 SomeCanadian: Bagfort?
Image 118693   07-12-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
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 Trick Question: I cry when I realize there are people that think this
 cmd: @Bluetocracy don't be so negative
 square44: two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
 Bluetocracy: What if Catholics are just electrons?
 Noremak: Did you know irradiated cats have 18 half lives?
 SunWukong: Why does the Higgs Boson never miss church? Because without it there is no mass.
 SomeCanadian: Neutrons are Anglican.
Image 118692   07-12-16   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
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 BlarfyB: @Knice Also a cold-ass donkey.
 humanfog: no no no no no no no no .......
 Headoftheclass: Gas, grass, or...ass. That's not what I meant.
 cthulhu: Eeyore, on the road.
 DrinkMixMan: Cold as ass
 fumbduck: Brilliant, @Knice!
 Off Topic: Brrr-o
 Yam: Nothing like a little roadside ass
 a robot: Get yer ass out of the road!
 Knice: Damn, that's a cold ass-donkey.
Image 118691   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
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 norgu5: Same @SoyUnPerdedor
 BlarfyB: Niagara Wolverine not shown.
 effzeeceekay: They look like they've done this before.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, ladies! How'd you stay so dry going over the Falls in a barrel?" "Depends."
 Fiasco: I want to party with these ladies
 SoyUnPerdedor: Some real OGGs (original gangsta granmas)
Image 118690   07-12-16   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
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 Ukulelemike: John Ascuaga's Nugget ads. Coincidentally, these were done shortly before they sold the casino.
 Headoftheclass: Was it legal to marry your sibling way back when?
 fanny: well they say if you've been together long enough you start looking like each other
Image 118689   07-12-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
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 elahabdh: this is me
 NoRagrets: @Niels Bohr Thats a tad over 40% likely.
 Niels Bohr: What happens if the characters are fucking and one person says something so profound it causes the other character's head to explode?
 There was a bob here: @Borkf The percentages represent seperate events.
 DrinkMixMan: I hate it when they walk in and make me miss important dialogue in my porn
 midnightmosesuk: Seeing as I only watch porn, the chances of walking in on a sex scene is much higher.
 fanny: @Borkf I blame GraphJam.com
 Borkf: So there's 60% chance of them walking in during important dialogue in the middle of a sex scene? I don't think you know how percentages work.
Image 118688   07-12-16   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
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 EvilOtter: The Truman Show was not very good.
 Vivian: who even thinks this is funny?
Image 118687   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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