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258070  Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!

258070  Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator

258070  mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss

258018  DrinkMixMan: Hydrox it is

258039  DrinkMixMan: North North North North North North Korea

258060  Sadpygmy: F'n happiness

258069  Disclosure: I don't see the problem, free honey.

258058  Solemn: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!

258019  Skinr: Jack Frost: With a Vengeance

258035  Skinr: Downward Dog?

258039  Skinr: Beauty of Upper Atmosphere.

258044  Skinr: And that's how Ald'ruhn was founded, my child.

258051  Skinr: I AM PEWTER PERSON

258053  Skinr: Hey now, you're a Morning Star / Get your Mass on, go pray

258064  Peter Pantsless: Even if you can't spell for shit

258057  addend: So... I /didn't/ survive a heart attack?

258055  Yam: Honestly, if the big four of thrash, Slayer was probably always my least favourite, which is saying something because I reeeally dont like Metallica

258058  a robot: LIGHT IT

258049  a robot: @PygmyGremlin I'm p sure this is Blackadder's Christmas Carol, which is cool and good and worth watching but I don't think any vampires show up

258067  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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 Knice: Return flight: #122562
 Trick Question: "Chess pants roasting in an open dryer...."
 Dreforian: @Urchin Note I did not say it was a funny joke
 Dreforian: @Urchin I don't think your aware of the joke I was trying to make...
 Jotun: Somebody left a lighter in their pocket.
 dsdavis008: where your socks go
 Urchin: @Dreforian, he was right. You are doing it wrong, with the contraction You're
 Dreforian: @msmstud Your*
 nathan: Hot pants are meant to be line-dried - read the label.
 LogicKitty: Dammit, the towels still aren't completely dry
 tib gubb: Portal to hell.
 Mad Collager: Yes, but it's a dryer heat.
 Knice: Dominique gave 'em the ol' spicy spin cycle. #100059
Image 118696   07-12-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Kraken: I know its terrible, but I laughed SO HARD
 sumodrsn: First, put on your robe and wizard hat...
 SunWukong: @a sedated moose Gozu!
 Never AFK: @SunWukong you get em
 SunWukong: Instructions clear. Penis stuck in fellow prison inmate.
 a sedated moose: I saw the last bit of this in a Japanese horror movie once.
 Mad Collager: For even more accurate and factual information, please visit Yazoo Answers.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Instructions unclear: am now Benjamin Button
 SomeCanadian: For more accurate and factual information, please visit Yahoo Answers.
Image 118695   07-12-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 E. HONDA: shouldn't this be on the inside?
 carpwoman: Hey, cool Pri....Oh, hell. At least I caught myself before I said something stupid. Whew.
 Kess: I don't care what he's driving, Rad for the Supernatural reference.
 cromerstu: Driver is alone because "Prius"
Image 118694   07-12-16   Uploaded by    hairy
 withak: nailed it
 Amy Housewine: Witnesses report him saying "OOK".
 jonz: Blobsquatch
 SomeCanadian: Bagfort?
Image 118693   07-12-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
 Trick Question: I cry when I realize there are people that think this
 cmd: @Bluetocracy don't be so negative
 square44: two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
 Bluetocracy: What if Catholics are just electrons?
 Noremak: Did you know irradiated cats have 18 half lives?
 SunWukong: Why does the Higgs Boson never miss church? Because without it there is no mass.
 SomeCanadian: Neutrons are Anglican.
Image 118692   07-12-16   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 BlarfyB: @Knice Also a cold-ass donkey.
 humanfog: no no no no no no no no .......
 Headoftheclass: Gas, grass, or...ass. That's not what I meant.
 cthulhu: Eeyore, on the road.
 DrinkMixMan: Cold as ass
 fumbduck: Brilliant, @Knice!
 Off Topic: Brrr-o
 Yam: Nothing like a little roadside ass
 a robot: Get yer ass out of the road!
 Knice: Damn, that's a cold ass-donkey.
Image 118691   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 norgu5: Same @SoyUnPerdedor
 BlarfyB: Niagara Wolverine not shown.
 carpwoman: They look like they've done this before.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey, ladies! How'd you stay so dry going over the Falls in a barrel?" "Depends."
 Fiasco: I want to party with these ladies
 SoyUnPerdedor: Some real OGGs (original gangsta granmas)
Image 118690   07-12-16   Uploaded by    wooden boy
 Ukulelemike: John Ascuaga's Nugget ads. Coincidentally, these were done shortly before they sold the casino.
 Headoftheclass: Was it legal to marry your sibling way back when?
 fanny: well they say if you've been together long enough you start looking like each other
Image 118689   07-12-16   Uploaded by    skylark
 elahabdh: this is me
 NoRagrets: @Niels Bohr Thats a tad over 40% likely.
 Niels Bohr: What happens if the characters are fucking and one person says something so profound it causes the other character's head to explode?
 There was a bob here: @Borkf The percentages represent seperate events.
 DrinkMixMan: I hate it when they walk in and make me miss important dialogue in my porn
 midnightmosesuk: Seeing as I only watch porn, the chances of walking in on a sex scene is much higher.
 fanny: @Borkf I blame
 Borkf: So there's 60% chance of them walking in during important dialogue in the middle of a sex scene? I don't think you know how percentages work.
Image 118688   07-12-16   Uploaded by    redbranch
 EvilOtter: The Truman Show was not very good.
 Vivian: who even thinks this is funny?
Image 118687   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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