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257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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 Urchin: @Alastair I think its a happy traveler high fiving his helpful TSA agent
 RzK: ummmm
 Alastair: I don't even know what "this" is. What is it?
 Knice: They blue each other.
 Side Boob: It happened at least once...
Image 118652   07-12-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
549
 
 lasagna: who brings a selfie stick to the grocery store
 Coolguy: @Jayfu @Teechur @duckfarts Coolguy approves
 Larfles: Despite all my rage I'm still just Nicolas Cage
 HermwoodLitmajor: Way to get my attention, baby's elbow
 duckfarts: @Jayfu because he's 2 cool
 Teechur: @Jayfu Because his future is just that bright.
 Jayfu: Hey Nic, Why two pair of sunglasses?
 Headoftheclass: Cute pic! But that baby knows what's up. "It's only 9am, we're getting photobombed by Nick Cage, and my diaper's gonna burst. I need a tit..."
 Stanley Pain: Nic Cage looking better in this pic then a lot of his recent promo shots for movies
Image 118651   07-12-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
339
 
 Knice: Well, you did have an advantage: #84559
 questionable: haha, it's funny because let's all get Ford F150s and drive them directly into the side of a Wal-Mart
 duckfarts: WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS / WORDS WORDS WORDS
Image 118650   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
775
 
 Christina: Borkfing on wheels.
 Lestrange: The snuggy express
 Mad Collager: They were later put on the Greyhound bus by their mother.
 fumbduck: Later they boarded a greyhound in Pittsburgh. Not sure if that joke works, I just love Simon & Garfunkel.
 questionable: *constant, unending cries of 'mom are we there yet', chipping away at the last held grains of sanity*
 Knice: Puplic transportation.
Image 118649   07-12-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
297
 
 Fett4life: Cruse-in for a bruisin!
 midnightmosesuk: I feel sick.
 sparename: @duckfarts I'm having trouble seeing what you said
 Knice: @sparename @duckfarts You like when a fridge has cheese in the drawers.
 duckfarts: man, I think you should stop masturbating for a bit
 duckfarts: @sparename your fridge sucks
 sparename: Q - "What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?"........ ....A - "A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out"
 questionable: @SomeCanadian thank you for granting me a small portion of social acceptance by acknowledging my smart-ass comment
 SomeCanadian: @questionable That's the whole point of this site.
 questionable: haha, it's pork, but it looks like a really big dick! this picture will get me the social acceptance amongst my peers that has eluded me for so long
 duckfarts: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE
 duckfarts: tenderloin? looks like the whole hog to me
 VoR: Big package. Some may be left disappointed when things are heating up
 5 Headed Snake God: For the brave only.
 Knice: PSA: Self love can deglove; monitor your grip, people.
 Science: This place is such a meat market.
 Teechur: I'd stick that in the grill of my dreams.
Image 118648   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
363
 
 Headoftheclass: Being a case manager, I see this on a daily basis. I still laugh my ass off at this scene!
 questionable: second vote for that font is the source of all your problems, cease and desist
 duckfarts: STOP USING THAT FONT
Image 118647   07-12-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
458
 
 sparename: "A camel *will* pass through the eye of a needle if you use a blender"
 Cyka: nope
 VoR: I don't know how they do it. I never could pass more than a cm without touching the sides, let alone the whole reel..
 questionable: Pan's Labyrinth was pretty cool
 duckfarts: And that's how babies are made
 Christina: The struggle is real.
Image 118646   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
175
 
 Pier666: @Bonecollector Nah, I was referring to a commercial where I'm at for a cable/satellite company. Part of it is that exact picture of the dog talking... and all the other things I've mentioned.
 Bonecollector: @Pier666 Do you refer to Torchwood? They did a billboard campaign so I assume that's what you mean.
 questionable: *memes to the left, memes to the right, throws self on tracks to end it all*
 Headoftheclass: @Shay Shhh...don't give them any ideas.
 Shay: Why do I have a terrible feeling that meme creators will start a court case to get paid royalities.
 Pier666: Now I expect a superheroine shooting things from her eyes, or a robot blowing up stuff. Hey, an astronaut? What about that really bad ripoff of Doctor Who?
 Knice: Fuck this.
Image 118645   07-12-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
296
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: "This pic is starting blasphemous rumours and I love it."--Dave Gahan
 Ukulelemike: Michael J Fox is in that picture twice! Creeepy!
 2Berries: This is why 90's kids hate direct marketing
 VoR: @Christina Me - I only saw a bit of it.
 PenguinBartender: Yay, Willow's at the table!
 petepuma: i disliked all of this except the Crocodile Dundee poster on the left.
 Jayfu: ET is not my Jesus.
 questionable: from a distance none of these memories seem too bad, although it sure was fucking brutal at the time
 Christina: Who miss the eighties?
 Pier666: ...cept Toxic. He wouldn't be affected.
 Pier666: Awwww, has-beens central. Nuke them. From Space.
Image 118644   07-12-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
331
 
 kimjongun: Thug life
 Niels Bohr: At first I thought it was an old NES.
 a robot: Fist bump for my robot brethren in the service industry
 Fugative: Come at me bro
 VoR: @ping He pumps..
 madmax1: Do you even lift?
Image 118643   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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