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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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 Urchin: @Alastair I think its a happy traveler high fiving his helpful TSA agent
 RzK: ummmm
 Alastair: I don't even know what "this" is. What is it?
 Knice: They blue each other.
 Side Boob: It happened at least once...
Image 118652   07-12-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
549
 
 lasagna: who brings a selfie stick to the grocery store
 Coolguy: @Jayfu @Teechur @duckfarts Coolguy approves
 Larfles: Despite all my rage I'm still just Nicolas Cage
 HermwoodLitmajor: Way to get my attention, baby's elbow
 duckfarts: @Jayfu because he's 2 cool
 Teechur: @Jayfu Because his future is just that bright.
 Jayfu: Hey Nic, Why two pair of sunglasses?
 Headoftheclass: Cute pic! But that baby knows what's up. "It's only 9am, we're getting photobombed by Nick Cage, and my diaper's gonna burst. I need a tit..."
 Stanley Pain: Nic Cage looking better in this pic then a lot of his recent promo shots for movies
Image 118651   07-12-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
339
 
 Knice: Well, you did have an advantage: #84559
 questionable: haha, it's funny because let's all get Ford F150s and drive them directly into the side of a Wal-Mart
 duckfarts: WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS / WORDS WORDS WORDS
Image 118650   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
775
 
 Christina: Borkfing on wheels.
 Lestrange: The snuggy express
 Mad Collager: They were later put on the Greyhound bus by their mother.
 fumbduck: Later they boarded a greyhound in Pittsburgh. Not sure if that joke works, I just love Simon & Garfunkel.
 questionable: *constant, unending cries of 'mom are we there yet', chipping away at the last held grains of sanity*
 Knice: Puplic transportation.
Image 118649   07-12-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
297
 
 Fett4life: Cruse-in for a bruisin!
 midnightmosesuk: I feel sick.
 sparename: @duckfarts I'm having trouble seeing what you said
 Knice: @sparename @duckfarts You like when a fridge has cheese in the drawers.
 duckfarts: man, I think you should stop masturbating for a bit
 duckfarts: @sparename your fridge sucks
 sparename: Q - "What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?"........ ....A - "A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out"
 questionable: @SomeCanadian thank you for granting me a small portion of social acceptance by acknowledging my smart-ass comment
 SomeCanadian: @questionable That's the whole point of this site.
 questionable: haha, it's pork, but it looks like a really big dick! this picture will get me the social acceptance amongst my peers that has eluded me for so long
 duckfarts: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE
 duckfarts: tenderloin? looks like the whole hog to me
 VoR: Big package. Some may be left disappointed when things are heating up
 5 Headed Snake God: For the brave only.
 Knice: PSA: Self love can deglove; monitor your grip, people.
 Science: This place is such a meat market.
 Teechur: I'd stick that in the grill of my dreams.
Image 118648   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
363
 
 Headoftheclass: Being a case manager, I see this on a daily basis. I still laugh my ass off at this scene!
 questionable: second vote for that font is the source of all your problems, cease and desist
 duckfarts: STOP USING THAT FONT
Image 118647   07-12-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
458
 
 sparename: "A camel *will* pass through the eye of a needle if you use a blender"
 Cyka: nope
 VoR: I don't know how they do it. I never could pass more than a cm without touching the sides, let alone the whole reel..
 questionable: Pan's Labyrinth was pretty cool
 duckfarts: And that's how babies are made
 Christina: The struggle is real.
Image 118646   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
175
 
 Pier666: @Bonecollector Nah, I was referring to a commercial where I'm at for a cable/satellite company. Part of it is that exact picture of the dog talking... and all the other things I've mentioned.
 Bonecollector: @Pier666 Do you refer to Torchwood? They did a billboard campaign so I assume that's what you mean.
 questionable: *memes to the left, memes to the right, throws self on tracks to end it all*
 Headoftheclass: @Shay Shhh...don't give them any ideas.
 Shay: Why do I have a terrible feeling that meme creators will start a court case to get paid royalities.
 Pier666: Now I expect a superheroine shooting things from her eyes, or a robot blowing up stuff. Hey, an astronaut? What about that really bad ripoff of Doctor Who?
 Knice: Fuck this.
Image 118645   07-12-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
296
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: "This pic is starting blasphemous rumours and I love it."--Dave Gahan
 Ukulelemike: Michael J Fox is in that picture twice! Creeepy!
 2Berries: This is why 90's kids hate direct marketing
 VoR: @Christina Me - I only saw a bit of it.
 PenguinBartender: Yay, Willow's at the table!
 petepuma: i disliked all of this except the Crocodile Dundee poster on the left.
 Jayfu: ET is not my Jesus.
 questionable: from a distance none of these memories seem too bad, although it sure was fucking brutal at the time
 Christina: Who miss the eighties?
 Pier666: ...cept Toxic. He wouldn't be affected.
 Pier666: Awwww, has-beens central. Nuke them. From Space.
Image 118644   07-12-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
331
 
 kimjongun: Thug life
 Niels Bohr: At first I thought it was an old NES.
 a robot: Fist bump for my robot brethren in the service industry
 Fugative: Come at me bro
 VoR: @ping He pumps..
 ping: Do you even lift?
Image 118643   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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