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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 pusha p: Pokemon Go: I just need one more from over here...
 ModelTRex: The internet
 Headoftheclass: Hey! It's just like The Real Housewives of (insert name of city, county, of state here), but the zombies are more lifelike.
 Pier666: @ping Sorry, none here.
 Jalamunch Totorito: Brains?
 tib gubb: at least the commute to work cleared up!
Image 118637   07-12-16   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Fett4life: I'm never washing my clothes again.
 tiffany: oops wrong pic
 hanky: Pokemon Go: I just need one more from over here...
 Beef Supreme: Never take life seriously. It's a terrible joke where the punchline is death.
 Headoftheclass: "Do not take life too seriously. " Soooo...rob a bank!
 Zukero: You'll have to wash it from my cold dead hands.
 jeffrey: 200% Amazing. 83 Rad
 luxuslurch: Too encouraging, life.exe failed
Image 118636   07-12-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 cannabis: @San DoDo im dead
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cinnamon Crack Toast is a damn good cereal
 Bonecollector: Diabeetus
 San DoDo: -o
 duckfarts: crunchshot
 duckfarts: gonna shake it all over ya
 WTF: Delicious if true.
 Flarmie: This is somebody's fetish.
Image 118635   07-12-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Image 118634 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. You have brought shame on us, sue.
 Whatever: It's the only way they can sell pumpkins in the south
 SomeCanadian: These apples taste terrible.
 duckfarts: the friendly spaceship word switcherino knows no bounds
 Pier666: Glad they had something to warn people about that step. You know, the hordes of people that will rush in and trip otherwise in order to grab them "croissantss".
Image 118633   07-12-16   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
 Kim: Me; every time.
 KnowLifer: actually it's a really long tub and he is on his way to the other end
 mrwiffler: oh yes he is
Image 118632   07-12-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
 Fett4life: Pimps gots to have a fleet of rides.
 caesar: (Tips Four-door-a)
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure they do indeed have a malady
 Flarmie: Should have bought a Nissan Noxema.
Image 118631   07-12-16   Uploaded by    teletub
 butt poop: Sqeeeeeee!
 SomeCanadian: *Burrows under skin and towards delicious brain meats*
 wootman: So much sex and violence on my finger these days..
 Pier666: I want those Pokemon!
 luxuslurch: Now fight!
 mrwiffler: Mantis finger battle...who will win!
 Jennysaurus: Tiny mantis, so tiny and small.
Image 118630   07-12-16   Uploaded by    bookcase
 Larfles: So does this business get rid of dogs or does it get rid of mold?
 a robot: @ping An enabler?
 Science: @ping: A fun guy!
 gggina: What do you call a mushroom that buys you drinks all night?
 Extreme Locorito: The kind of fun guy that trains a dog to sniff him out? eh?
 cromerstu: My business needs a gimmick! I'm getting a platypus or summat .
Image 118629   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 ModelTRex: Anarchy!
 Science: @duckfarts: Do you mean you miss when Mad Magazine was good?
 duckfarts: I miss mad and cracked magazine
 Christina: I'm talking to the one who cares.
 SunWukong: I don't care either.
Image 118628   07-12-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
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