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258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

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2. Mr. Shine
3. Scoo
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10. tib gubb

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

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Hyphae uploaded 258404 (773 points)
logan uploaded 258181 (744 points)
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10. sodamachine: 1618 points
11. Gallifrasian: 1601 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
13. logan: 1436 points
14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
15. mackdaddy: 1416 points
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 Albatross: People are dying to get in there...
 ignatz: how old are the hills actually..
 Korrok: Yeah, so?
 Alkavarion: He broke in over the fence, people are dying to get in.
 Whatever: The undertaker was having group specials...
 Teechur: He crept into a crypt, crapped, and crept out.
 Nope: shameful cord management
 Scoo: He's described as being in grave condition
Image 118044   07-08-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Thelter: Best damn tattoo I've ever seen. It actually lowered my iq, props
 Urn BooUrn: I'm sure this seemed hilarious at the time.
 Scoo: At least it rhymes...
Image 118043   07-08-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Image 118042 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by brutal. Boo, brutal.
 Thelter: Dat car's a pssy magnet
 Fiasco: "...Where do you think you're going?"
 a robot: Maybe you should consider throwing out some of those cans, I doubt you need them all
 Cami: Heeeeyyyyy. Check out my car.
Image 118041   07-08-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 guest: dinosaurs
 ignatz: -feather-
 ignatz: Birds of a reather stick together. You hear what I'm saying, pal?
 a robot: Rad for no caption
 Whatever: Do you know what we do to people like you?
 Ulillillia: So what cha, what cha, what cha want?
 Cami: They're going on a pilgrimage to the statue of Martin Scorsese.
 ThatGuy: These pidgeons look like they're about to drop the hottest album of 2016
 NoRagrets: Birds2Men's new album cover.
Image 118040   07-08-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely as usual!
 Ulillillia: Take that, sportsballers
 NoRagrets: They'll be fine with a spritz of magic spray.
Image 118039   07-08-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
Image 118038 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Borb Prembus. Boo, Borb Prembus.
 werterland: Well, what did they expect to happen when they painted the lines with crushed Detos?
 square44: @Skinr yeah paving roads is more expensive than people realize
 Skinr: the road in front of my grandparents' house is never fixed; they "pave" over the bumps and warped parts with loose asphalt, which is worn away in less than a week
 Flarmie: Robert Frost does NOT like this road.
 Teechur: That there is job security. Paint it again in a week.
Image 118037   07-08-16   Uploaded by    kensin
 Eleftheros: Gay 4 Dix 2016
 skillet: Are we still doing PHRASING?
 BlarfyB: @NoRagrets Tired Gay Incubus? Although I guess it could have been a lesbian?
 Skinr: meanwhile, my friend is stuck over here with a 200 meter pianist
 Fid: Sigh...bros, I too have an awkward name IRL. Keep kickin' ass!
 NoRagrets: I read that as Tired Gay Succubus and was confused.
 Eleftheros: Gay 4 Dix 2016
 Peter Pantsless: Bound to happen sooner or later
Image 118036   07-08-16   Uploaded by    james
 hairy: that feeling when I put on my wife's
 hajjpodge: that feeling when you feel things haha @CLOWNMEMES
Image 118035   07-08-16   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
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