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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

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11. glowstick: 1474 points
12. DogsRGreat: 1469 points
13. CompletelyJoking: 1468 points
14. blablabla: 1464 points
15. wolfskin: 1461 points
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 Albatross: People are dying to get in there...
 desertfox: how old are the hills actually..
 Korrok: Yeah, so?
 Alkavarion: He broke in over the fence, people are dying to get in.
 Whatever: The undertaker was having group specials...
 Teechur: He crept into a crypt, crapped, and crept out.
 Nope: shameful cord management
 withak: He's described as being in grave condition
Image 118044   07-08-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Thelter: Best damn tattoo I've ever seen. It actually lowered my iq, props
 Urn BooUrn: I'm sure this seemed hilarious at the time.
 Horp Lello: At least it rhymes...
Image 118043   07-08-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Image 118042 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by brutal. We'll pray for you, brutal.
 Thelter: Dat car's a pssy magnet
 Fiasco: "...Where do you think you're going?"
 a robot: Maybe you should consider throwing out some of those cans, I doubt you need them all
 Cami: Heeeeyyyyy. Check out my car.
Image 118041   07-08-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 guest: dinosaurs
 CheezGrater: -feather-
 kristy: Birds of a reather stick together. You hear what I'm saying, pal?
 a robot: Rad for no caption
 Whatever: Do you know what we do to people like you?
 Ulillillia: So what cha, what cha, what cha want?
 Cami: They're going on a pilgrimage to the statue of Martin Scorsese.
 ThatGuy: These pidgeons look like they're about to drop the hottest album of 2016
 NoRagrets: Birds2Men's new album cover.
Image 118040   07-08-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely as usual!
 Ulillillia: Take that, sportsballers
 NoRagrets: They'll be fine with a spritz of magic spray.
Image 118039   07-08-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
Image 118038 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Borb Prembus. You have brought shame on us, Borb Prembus.
 werterland: Well, what did they expect to happen when they painted the lines with crushed Detos?
 square44: @Skinr yeah paving roads is more expensive than people realize
 Skinr: the road in front of my grandparents' house is never fixed; they "pave" over the bumps and warped parts with loose asphalt, which is worn away in less than a week
 Flarmie: Robert Frost does NOT like this road.
 Teechur: That there is job security. Paint it again in a week.
Image 118037   07-08-16   Uploaded by    kensin
 Eleftheros: Gay 4 Dix 2016
 skillet: Are we still doing PHRASING?
 BlarfyB: @NoRagrets Tired Gay Incubus? Although I guess it could have been a lesbian?
 Skinr: meanwhile, my friend is stuck over here with a 200 meter pianist
 Fid: Sigh...bros, I too have an awkward name IRL. Keep kickin' ass!
 NoRagrets: I read that as Tired Gay Succubus and was confused.
 Eleftheros: Gay 4 Dix 2016
 Peter Pantsless: Bound to happen sooner or later
Image 118036   07-08-16   Uploaded by    james
 hairy: that feeling when I put on my wife's
 hajjpodge: that feeling when you feel things haha @CLOWNMEMES
Image 118035   07-08-16   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
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