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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
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9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



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233418 Kaviri: *his

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.



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Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
411
 
 Yttermayn : : slow change may pull us apart / the gothy chick should be DeviantArt, baby
 questionable: slow change may pull us apart / when the light gets into your heart, baby
 Alastair: Hmmm, I've never seen The Breakfast Club, but from what I've learned through cultural osmosis, I'm pretty sure Ally Sheedy should be DeviantArt.
 ModelTRex: Pretty sure Tumblr should be relabeled DeviantArt.
 Peter Pantsless: AG is in the back picking through everybody's stuff and making fun of it
Image 117572   07-06-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
155
 
 Trick Question: we tell the Americans they're fish, only the French and Japanese learn they're poison
 Air Biscuit: Fish balls, fish balls, rolly polly fish balls. Fish balls, fish balls, eat them up. Yum.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Not today
 Yttermayn : Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put them in your mouth?
 omgpro: illuminati confirmed
 questionable: cook and serve ONLY. DO NOT throw frozen balls of American fish at Daryl, he is having a HARD DAY
 Aspirin: You want fish triangles?
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Do you have any giant squid? The kind that drags men to their deaths?
 Peter Pantsless: "Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel."
 sparename: Fish don't have fingers either. Or cakes, or pies. Or sticks. Does the USA export these to China? What do the pictograms REALLY say? Where is my next bottle?
 Scoo: Haha, Made in U.S.A.
 a robot: Haha, wang
Image 117571   07-06-16   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
854
 
 sumodrsn: This garage sale is weird. But some great deals to be had.
 Korrok: @gary When did I become a saint?
 Eleftheros: Trick or treat bowl on point.
 Eleftheros: Trick or treat bowl on point.
 Skinr: this reminds me of "Resident Evil 3.5"
 Trick Question: this art project just appeared out of nowhere one day on my lawn
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, cool, you guys saw my ad on Craigslist
 Mr. Whiskers: Free chompers!
 questionable: please remove this. this is my private collection in my private backyard and I do not want to see it posted here
 fanny: this is amazing @Borkf
 Warrax: You're next.
 gary: This one, I think this one will please St Korrok
 Turd Ferguson: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 DeepReddishBlue: None of these fit quite right. May I try another?
 Scoo: No, that's ok, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
 Peter Pantsless: New Silent Hill looking...pretty much the same as the old ones
 a robot: FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE
Image 117570   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
387
 
 Wolfechu: Is that like a lemon party?
 FatTigerWoods: And assault the one toilet in the house afterwards!
 Trick Question: let's restock our toilet paper
 Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"
 dobbiesdoogs: win their hearts with prune farts
 questionable: we've got back too far, this is surely not the great America we're searching for
 carpwoman: Let's not and say we did.
 Warrax: Second kind from the right needs them right now.
 WTF: The girl on the end ate them earlier today.
 sparename: @Scoo "Start a movement - Eat prunes"
 Scoo: Also, they make you poop
 Derp Herpigan: "Let's have a prune party!" Said no kid ever. :(
Image 117569   07-06-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
199
 
 hairy: I-15 does a sharp bend near Provo, UT around the point of Ball Mountain. there is a prison there, and it's lovingly referred to as the Ball Point Pen
 Trick Question: heh heh heh
 questionable: this looks like a perfect spot to cook and serve some American fish balls
 Teechur: Is that pronounced "Ton Gas" or "Tongue Ass"?
 Scoo: @MaronaPossessed and balls cold
 MaronaPossessed: It's balls deep.
 Scoo: Well, I was born in Queens, then went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?
 a robot: Haha, Tongass
Image 117568   07-06-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
134
 
 DrinkMixMan: Her being an actress actually greatly improves his odds
 questionable: hmmm...what's that thing you do, when you're thinking you're about to get laid, so you do certain things and say other things...oh right, acting. this picture sucks
 tea: hmmmmmm
 ModelTRex: FUCK YES IM UP FOR ANYTHING! Oh you meant Bud Lite. Y-yeah ok.
 Scoo: The fact he thought he was about to get laid doesn't cancel out the fact he's not an actor
 Pikachu: first comment...
Image 117567   07-06-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Image 117566 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by static xyz. Boo, static xyz.
Image 117565 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tiffany. Your image was bad, tiffany.
Score:
272
 
 questionable: *silent but constant screaming*
 Peter Pantsless: Ceiling...is watching you masturbate
 Stonewyvvern: Glory hole now has some humanity to it
 square44: excuse me wall, do you mind?
Image 117564   07-06-16   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
274
 
 Knice: Return flight: #118777
 skunkrocker: @Knice Agreed
 Agamemnon Triforce: I like to start my day with a little butt sniffing too.
 Trick Question: @questionable no, just foreplay
 Trick Question: Bobby learns not to play "guess the smell" game with Irene
 questionable: fucking animals
 Knice: Boop.
 DeepReddishBlue: I don't think the dog life's for them.
 Scoo: Tongass
 Ulillillia: Catasstrophe
 Stonewyvvern: "SMELL THAT SHIIIIT!" Said cat one. "The leftovers will just have to do." Thought cat two.
 cthulhu: Fuck you dad
Image 117563   07-06-16   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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