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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
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 Yttermayn : : slow change may pull us apart / the gothy chick should be DeviantArt, baby
 questionable: slow change may pull us apart / when the light gets into your heart, baby
 Alastair: Hmmm, I've never seen The Breakfast Club, but from what I've learned through cultural osmosis, I'm pretty sure Ally Sheedy should be DeviantArt.
 ModelTRex: Pretty sure Tumblr should be relabeled DeviantArt.
 Peter Pantsless: AG is in the back picking through everybody's stuff and making fun of it
Image 117572   07-06-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
155
 
 Trick Question: we tell the Americans they're fish, only the French and Japanese learn they're poison
 Air Biscuit: Fish balls, fish balls, rolly polly fish balls. Fish balls, fish balls, eat them up. Yum.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Not today
 Yttermayn : Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put them in your mouth?
 omgpro: illuminati confirmed
 questionable: cook and serve ONLY. DO NOT throw frozen balls of American fish at Daryl, he is having a HARD DAY
 Aspirin: You want fish triangles?
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Do you have any giant squid? The kind that drags men to their deaths?
 Peter Pantsless: "Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel."
 sparename: Fish don't have fingers either. Or cakes, or pies. Or sticks. Does the USA export these to China? What do the pictograms REALLY say? Where is my next bottle?
 Scoo: Haha, Made in U.S.A.
 a robot: Haha, wang
Image 117571   07-06-16   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
854
 
 sumodrsn: This garage sale is weird. But some great deals to be had.
 Korrok: @gary When did I become a saint?
 Eleftheros: Trick or treat bowl on point.
 Eleftheros: Trick or treat bowl on point.
 Skinr: this reminds me of "Resident Evil 3.5"
 Trick Question: this art project just appeared out of nowhere one day on my lawn
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, cool, you guys saw my ad on Craigslist
 Mr. Whiskers: Free chompers!
 questionable: please remove this. this is my private collection in my private backyard and I do not want to see it posted here
 fanny: this is amazing @Borkf
 Warrax: You're next.
 gary: This one, I think this one will please St Korrok
 Turd Ferguson: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 DeepReddishBlue: None of these fit quite right. May I try another?
 Scoo: No, that's ok, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
 Peter Pantsless: New Silent Hill looking...pretty much the same as the old ones
 a robot: FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE
Image 117570   07-06-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
387
 
 Wolfechu: Is that like a lemon party?
 FatTigerWoods: And assault the one toilet in the house afterwards!
 Trick Question: let's restock our toilet paper
 Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"
 dobbiesdoogs: win their hearts with prune farts
 questionable: we've got back too far, this is surely not the great America we're searching for
 mickeyd: Let's not and say we did.
 Warrax: Second kind from the right needs them right now.
 WTF: The girl on the end ate them earlier today.
 sparename: @Scoo "Start a movement - Eat prunes"
 Scoo: Also, they make you poop
 Derp Herpigan: "Let's have a prune party!" Said no kid ever. :(
Image 117569   07-06-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
Score:
199
 
 hairy: I-15 does a sharp bend near Provo, UT around the point of Ball Mountain. there is a prison there, and it's lovingly referred to as the Ball Point Pen
 Trick Question: heh heh heh
 questionable: this looks like a perfect spot to cook and serve some American fish balls
 Teechur: Is that pronounced "Ton Gas" or "Tongue Ass"?
 Scoo: @MaronaPossessed and balls cold
 MaronaPossessed: It's balls deep.
 Scoo: Well, I was born in Queens, then went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?
 a robot: Haha, Tongass
Image 117568   07-06-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
134
 
 DrinkMixMan: Her being an actress actually greatly improves his odds
 questionable: hmmm...what's that thing you do, when you're thinking you're about to get laid, so you do certain things and say other things...oh right, acting. this picture sucks
 tea: hmmmmmm
 ModelTRex: FUCK YES IM UP FOR ANYTHING! Oh you meant Bud Lite. Y-yeah ok.
 Scoo: The fact he thought he was about to get laid doesn't cancel out the fact he's not an actor
 Pikachu: first comment...
Image 117567   07-06-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Image 117566 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by static xyz. Your image was bad, static xyz.
Image 117565 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tiffany. You have brought shame on us, tiffany.
Score:
272
 
 questionable: *silent but constant screaming*
 Peter Pantsless: Ceiling...is watching you masturbate
 Stonewyvvern: Glory hole now has some humanity to it
 square44: excuse me wall, do you mind?
Image 117564   07-06-16   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
274
 
 Knice: Return flight: #118777
 skunkrocker: @Knice Agreed
 Agamemnon Triforce: I like to start my day with a little butt sniffing too.
 Trick Question: @questionable no, just foreplay
 Trick Question: Bobby learns not to play "guess the smell" game with Irene
 questionable: fucking animals
 Knice: Boop.
 DeepReddishBlue: I don't think the dog life's for them.
 Scoo: Tongass
 Ulillillia: Catasstrophe
 Stonewyvvern: "SMELL THAT SHIIIIT!" Said cat one. "The leftovers will just have to do." Thought cat two.
 cthulhu: Fuck you dad
Image 117563   07-06-16   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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