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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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 Punt Numbles: @Christina You get em
 hairy: your acne is worrying
 Micro Jackson: Tastes like......surrealism
 Knice: It's a Mlembrandt.
 Scoo: In case you were confused, this is "art"
 Christina: Gah! the many-eyed-licker!
Image 117508   07-06-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 hoobleton: I feel optically nervous
 Micro Jackson: Toss your eyeball and make a wish
 Off Topic: NSA dreamscape
Image 117507   07-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 werterland: " think I look like THAT?"
 John Singapore: Dog's like "101% whatever"
 Himesama: @a robot sorry I tried typing with one hand. Anywhoo you have to use a lot to get that design. Only really simple cakes need minimal less sweet frosting.
 Himesama: @a robot you have to in otde
 tib gubb: front and center went super saiyin
 a robot: That's a lot of frosting
 msmstud: Happy birthday, fluffy. We're devouring you in effigy.
 A duck: You eat... yes, you eat them. Eat my children. Delicious. Mmm. You eat them so good.
 Knice: Cute little pupcakes.
Image 117506   07-06-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 indolentia: my ex didn't even know one way.
 hairy: if my cock looked like this I'd see a doctor posthaste
 Peter Pantsless: @Micro Jackson it's been choked
 Micro Jackson: That cock looks a little odd
 msmstud: Plot twist: the recipes are for rooster penises.
 Christina: Looks tasty, especially with some milk.
 Scoo: Long-awaited sequel to the best-selling 50 Ways To Eat Beaver
Image 117505   07-06-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
 Magic Bullets: lol @luxbu
 luxbu: okay
 Borkf: To be fair, that's a ridiculous way to try and get someone to write the date.
 A duck: September Wednesth
 Jayfu: Wednes Sept 10th
 cromerstu: Skywalker headquarters? Sounds legit.
Image 117504   07-06-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
 MassDefect: @KnowLifer Yep, drinking age is 18 here. Though it does vary by province.
 5 Headed Snake God: Find someone who understands you and is actually a good match? Nah...
 Screech: After almost 30 years of not knowing myself i sometimes wake up and don't like me, marriage is about finding someone to file your taxes with. Anything more and it's bound to end in tears
 Micro Jackson: You have to make your own booze.
 Jayfu: She's got a lot of hair
 Scoo: You can get married at 13 in New Hampshire, and that probably legitimately is too young to drink. Or, you know, get married.
 KnowLifer: This joke may be funny only in some countries in the world with shitty alcohol laws
 Knice: Haha good one, Pappy.
Image 117503   07-06-16   Uploaded by    hairy
 SunWukong: We all have one friend like that. I think it may be me.
 athiest: okay
 Warrax: We're not together.
 Peter Pantsless: Oh shit, he's turning!
 Christina: Stahp that! You causes me a fraidten
 Fishy: oh man this one makes me laugh every time
 Scoo: You uh, you ok there buddy?
Image 117502   07-06-16   Uploaded by    professional
 dope: Hahah @5 Headed Snake God
 5 Headed Snake God: Aw, kitty, you just need to learn when to hold 'em, and when to Scottish fold 'em.
 Knice: Poor kitty can't even hold his ears up under the weight of all those words.
Image 117501   07-06-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
 communist: what is this from?
 Warrax: Will it run Crysis?
 Peter Pantsless: When there's an error it gaks you right in the face
 antabuse is the cure: don't hug me i'm scared
 WTF: Needs more slime green.
 a robot: The mouse is textured for your pleasure
 Scoo: Can't wait to log on and access that sweet-ass Multi Media!!
Image 117500   07-06-16   Uploaded by    rennis938
Image 117499 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by VoR. You have brought shame on us, VoR.
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