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168709  Staida: Today my jurisdiction ends here

169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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11. Warrax: 2707 points
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Score:
184
 
 Suburbanmom: What a great idea!
 carpwoman: Who the hell bothers with that?
 Trick Question: @Mr. Butt that's kinda hot
 a sedated moose: @ur mom I got 99 problems but a plug ain't one.
 ur mom: if you're havin girl problems i feel bad fo you son
 Mr. Butt: Now I'm just thinking of the furry comic..."You like that? That's where tampon strings go."
 Christina: The struggle is real!
 a robot: That's pretty unsanitary
 SomeCanadian: I could have died without knowing that and been all the better for it.
Image 117289   07-05-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
598
 
 Trick Question: 425 points? 425 POINTS?
 DeepReddishBlue: Looks to me like Kirby inhaled Mascot and stole his powers.
 Flarmie: Next will just be a circle. Not even purple, just a circle.
 NoRagrets: @fanny You act like I would regret such a drastic action.
 fanny: @NoRagrets you will need to cut off your thumb if you want to use it though :(
 NoRagrets: I want this bowling ball.
 Knice: Fuck it; I'm leaving it.
 Knice: #noswitcherinos
 Thyming: Mascot's gf.
 SomeCanadian: Minimalist-scot?
Image 117288   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
313
 
 Amiga 1000: I agree with this @NoRagrets
 NoRagrets: This is the secret answer to my wedding invitations.
Image 117287   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
659
 
 Lil Buddy: "Cock 'Fro" is something I'm surprised I've never heard before.
 Trick Question: Prince's afrochicken (wait dammit duck just beat me to it argh)
 A duck: @fanny: The Bird Formerly Known As Prince
 ur mom: this is the most fabulous thing i have ever seen
 fanny: I think I just figured out what Prince has been reincarnated as
 Christina: Majestic as fuck.
 Knice: *leans back in chair* Sonny, I been on this here Spaceship so long, even my cock is a Purple-ranked User."
 Derp Herpigan: Facit sejam
Image 117286   07-05-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Score:
309
 
 Trick Question: military hardware
 A duck: @ModelTRex: It's next to the power button
 ModelTRex: I don't get it...
 Christina: The struggle is real.
 tib gubb: so evil
Image 117285   07-05-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
366
 
 Skaalar: "MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILKDUDS!!"
 Drump Porbs: damn @Mr. Butt
 a sedated moose: It's nipples all the way down.
 A duck: "U like?"
 Christina: Free the nipples! x3
 Teechur: Epic air guitar solo
 Mr. Butt: I just wish I could afford a place with a deck :(
 SomeCanadian: Paint me like one of your French raccoons.
 Knice: "So, big boy..." *flick* "When ya think that, uh..." *flick, flick* "Trash might be comin' on out?" *flick*
Image 117284   07-05-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
807
 
 A duck: Chimp-cat DNA crossing experiment: SUCCESS
 happyfamily: Welcome to the Jungle
 Christina: I r a bat-kitteh!
 Teechur: Batcat is awake.
 Peter Pantsless: Batcat
 Fishy: Spidercat.
 Alkavarion: I don't mean to alarm you, but I may have just lobbied to have the laws of physics repealed...
 SomeCanadian: Gotta stop giving the cat energy drinks, hun.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 117283   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
348
 
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian *parking lot
 Trick Question: ten bucks says his mom works there
 Scoo: @a robot It's real and it's spectacular
 A duck: I'm guessing both this kid and his dad have real positive views on women's issues
 RiderFan: I go to Hooters for the wings, I stay for the legs.
 SomeCanadian: Well this kid certainly looks like he was conceived in a Hooters.
 fanny: the "come hither" eyes of this child are creeping me out.
 NoRagrets: Diggin' the laser light show background.
 Mr. Butt: Is that Daisy Ridley?
 a robot: No. This cannot be real. No.
Image 117282   07-05-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
239
 
 Trick Question: Really, they couldn't go with Cox Eaton? Really?
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is what happens when the gays get married.
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA!!
 fanny: @Headoftheclass lol I figured it had to be done :)
 Headoftheclass: @fanny Awwww, don't be. If you didn't post it, I would have.
 SomeCanadian: I really hope they hyphenate their last names
 Pizza: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. AH HA HA
 Knice: @fanny AH HA HA!!
 fanny: I'm pretty ashamed of myself for hitting post on that last one
 fanny: I betcha it's being held a Dick's Halfway Inn (har har har)
 Derp Herpigan: Thus how life began at Hooters.
Image 117281   07-05-16   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
471
 
 Skaalar: Good.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf same
 Borkf: @Agamemnon Triforce @Peter Pantsless I never realised that word was a switcheronio and I'm glad it took this long to find out.
 Trick Question: sorry I said I was sorry just now
 NoRagrets: @Agamemnon Triforce Had 5 achievements, 200 each, and could be obtained in about 5 minutes
 Agamemnon Triforce: @NoRagrets Thanks for the heads up, I've never played that one.
 NoRagrets: @Agamemnon Triforce Remember, you always subtract 1000 if they played that Avatar the last air bender game.
 Agamemnon Triforce: A gamer score under 8k and he's calling people friend? Try harder kid.
 NoRagrets: So much for the yolo.
 Peter Pantsless: Response: "lol yolo friend"
 Derp Herpigan: I mean, he *is* in the family zone.
Image 117280   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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