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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

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163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163785 Snake Jesus: @enfanta Yeah, that's the one.

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163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163806 yev: is she pregnant?



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Score:
194
 
 Suburbanmom: What a great idea!
 carpwoman: Who the hell bothers with that?
 Trick Question: @Mr. Butt that's kinda hot
 a sedated moose: @ur mom I got 99 problems but a plug ain't one.
 ur mom: if you're havin girl problems i feel bad fo you son
 Mr. Butt: Now I'm just thinking of the furry comic..."You like that? That's where tampon strings go."
 Christina: The struggle is real!
 a robot: That's pretty unsanitary
 SomeCanadian: I could have died without knowing that and been all the better for it.
Image 117289   07-05-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
598
 
 Trick Question: 425 points? 425 POINTS?
 DeepReddishBlue: Looks to me like Kirby inhaled Mascot and stole his powers.
 Flarmie: Next will just be a circle. Not even purple, just a circle.
 NoRagrets: @fanny You act like I would regret such a drastic action.
 fanny: @NoRagrets you will need to cut off your thumb if you want to use it though :(
 NoRagrets: I want this bowling ball.
 Knice: Fuck it; I'm leaving it.
 Knice: #noswitcherinos
 Thyming: Mascot's gf.
 SomeCanadian: Minimalist-scot?
Image 117288   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
298
 
 Amiga 1000: I agree with this @NoRagrets
 NoRagrets: This is the secret answer to my wedding invitations.
Image 117287   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
643
 
 Lil Buddy: "Cock 'Fro" is something I'm surprised I've never heard before.
 Trick Question: Prince's afrochicken (wait dammit duck just beat me to it argh)
 A duck: @fanny: The Bird Formerly Known As Prince
 ur mom: this is the most fabulous thing i have ever seen
 fanny: I think I just figured out what Prince has been reincarnated as
 Christina: Majestic as fuck.
 Knice: *leans back in chair* Sonny, I been on this here Spaceship so long, even my cock is a Purple-ranked User."
 Derp Herpigan: Facit sejam
Image 117286   07-05-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Score:
316
 
 Trick Question: military hardware
 A duck: @ModelTRex: It's next to the power button
 ModelTRex: I don't get it...
 Christina: The struggle is real.
 tib gubb: so evil
Image 117285   07-05-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
351
 
 Skaalar: "MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILKDUDS!!"
 Drump Porbs: damn @Mr. Butt
 a sedated moose: It's nipples all the way down.
 A duck: "U like?"
 Christina: Free the nipples! x3
 Teechur: Epic air guitar solo
 Mr. Butt: I just wish I could afford a place with a deck :(
 SomeCanadian: Paint me like one of your French raccoons.
 Knice: "So, big boy..." *flick* "When ya think that, uh..." *flick, flick* "Trash might be comin' on out?" *flick*
Image 117284   07-05-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
807
 
 A duck: Chimp-cat DNA crossing experiment: SUCCESS
 happyfamily: Welcome to the Jungle
 Christina: I r a bat-kitteh!
 Teechur: Batcat is awake.
 Peter Pantsless: Batcat
 Fishy: Spidercat.
 Alkavarion: I don't mean to alarm you, but I may have just lobbied to have the laws of physics repealed...
 SomeCanadian: Gotta stop giving the cat energy drinks, hun.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 117283   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
334
 
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian *parking lot
 Trick Question: ten bucks says his mom works there
 Scoo: @a robot It's real and it's spectacular
 A duck: I'm guessing both this kid and his dad have real positive views on women's issues
 RiderFan: I go to Hooters for the wings, I stay for the legs.
 SomeCanadian: Well this kid certainly looks like he was conceived in a Hooters.
 fanny: the "come hither" eyes of this child are creeping me out.
 NoRagrets: Diggin' the laser light show background.
 Mr. Butt: Is that Daisy Ridley?
 a robot: No. This cannot be real. No.
Image 117282   07-05-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
225
 
 Trick Question: Really, they couldn't go with Cox Eaton? Really?
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is what happens when the gays get married.
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA!!
 fanny: @Headoftheclass lol I figured it had to be done :)
 Headoftheclass: @fanny Awwww, don't be. If you didn't post it, I would have.
 SomeCanadian: I really hope they hyphenate their last names
 Pizza: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. AH HA HA
 Knice: @fanny AH HA HA!!
 fanny: I'm pretty ashamed of myself for hitting post on that last one
 fanny: I betcha it's being held a Dick's Halfway Inn (har har har)
 Derp Herpigan: Thus how life began at Hooters.
Image 117281   07-05-16   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
453
 
 Skaalar: Good.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf same
 Borkf: @Agamemnon Triforce @Peter Pantsless I never realised that word was a switcheronio and I'm glad it took this long to find out.
 Trick Question: sorry I said I was sorry just now
 NoRagrets: @Agamemnon Triforce Had 5 achievements, 200 each, and could be obtained in about 5 minutes
 Agamemnon Triforce: @NoRagrets Thanks for the heads up, I've never played that one.
 NoRagrets: @Agamemnon Triforce Remember, you always subtract 1000 if they played that Avatar the last air bender game.
 Agamemnon Triforce: A gamer score under 8k and he's calling people friend? Try harder kid.
 NoRagrets: So much for the yolo.
 Peter Pantsless: Response: "lol yolo friend"
 Derp Herpigan: I mean, he *is* in the family zone.
Image 117280   07-05-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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