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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.



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 Hoft Plemoble: At least the walls are stable.
 Trurbo Cremongus: Despite being white porcelain, the toilet looks flushed.
 Vorb Albumple: The ceiling is shocked. Er, srsly, there's a wiring issue.
 Jeft Dampombies: @Knice *slow sincere applause*
 Deft Grunupert: @Knice oh my god. Your dad-joke game is so strong. Teach me.
 Hing Flumoble: The ceiling is over it.
Image 117261   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Gimpo Rempongus
Score:
317
 
 Port Albuble: Sexy, sexy truth.
 Harb Horpongus: The horrible empty hole left behind by Gary Larson.
 Garbo Morpumbies: Horrible? Quit kink shaming, you cis piece of shit
Image 117260   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Jort Dampumple
Score:
235
 
 Bung Brongus: Quack quack
 Treld Horpungus: How's that rolling chair workin' out for ya?
 Borb Drumombies: That's all well and good until your motherboard fails to post due to sand accumulation.
 Gurb Grunungus: Hmm, this could work for removing old dead skin
 Paft Drumumple: bonus surprises if you have a cat
 Treft Flopert: Cool, now you can track sand all through your house every time you get up to take your pizza roles out of the oven.
Image 117259   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Crongo Flumbies
Score:
197
 
 Relm Morpupert: Goodness it's an adorable murderer.
 Jorb Drumumple: @a robot What exactly are you implying? Because I'll likely agree with it and keep my feelings to myself.
 Vorbo Drumoble: @SomeCanadian Only the Canadian ones
 Jaft Flungus: @Fiasco Politeness killed the dinosaurs.
 Purt Brumple: The Betasaurus actually died off well before the great Cretacious Tertiary Extinction due to their habit of relinquishing kills to even the most basic challenge, often adding "No, no, you go ahead."
 Mumpo Morpomple: 'I...I'm a good dinosaur...right?'
Image 117258   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Raple Morpongus
Score:
163
 
 Thompo Flumumbies: It's too late anyway. The early bird was at four.
 Crople Dampopert: And the waiter wasn't rude per se, she just wasnt NOT rude.
 Hongo Grunungus: And the A/C was turned up too high.
 Tharm Dampongus: we've all been there, man. welcome to getting old. bet the music in there was too loud, too
Image 117257   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Vilm Plumple
Score:
279
 
 Fringo Groble: @a sedated moose Punctuation often confuses the switcherino. But yes, it should be befuddled
 Gart Morpumbies: Is that a floating cyanide pill in the bottom pic?
 Dimp Plemoble: What a woman sees: clothing racks. What a man sees: clothing racks but with astigmatism.
 Rempo Flongus: @a robot Back in the day, I clicked on one of the Horse links at work. The site was blocked because our security had flagged it as a dating site. I took a screenshot and tried to submit it to the Spaceship, but Nancy gave it the ol' spicy heave-ho.
 Thiple Drumupert: @a sedated moose I've had switcherinos happen sometimes and not others, and that thing where you type the word "Horse" and get an auto lik to that one site about Horses....sometimes happens and sometimes doesn't. The ways of the Spaceship are mysterious
 Dung Grunombies: @a sedated moose oh good, prove me all sorts of wrong. Thanks, spaceship.
 Themp Cremumbies: @WTF I believe it's now befuddle. Let's see: rape.
 Gimp Brungus: @ModelTRex I'm assuming you actually wrote befriended and it's not the AG switcherino befriended. The switcherino befriended adds a whole new level to your story.
 Morb Cremoble: According to Urbandictionary.com, that is called the asshole chair.
 Dirbo Cremumple: sometimes I'll go into stores just to find things to sit on. they can't stop me; I'm a loose cannon
 Flemp Horpungus: @ModelTRex And that guy...Albert Einstein
 Fleple Morpungus: True story: while waiting for my wife at Nordstrom, I befriended an older guy and we hatched a plan to open bars in clothing stores and name the chain "The Men's Department".
 Deng Morpungo: I shall allow it.
Image 117256   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Thown Plemopert
Score:
244
 
 Buple Flumomple: If she isn't someone youd take out with your friends, get better friends.
 Truft Gropert: and men... just lolololol!!!
 Florb Brongo: haha women amirite!!!!
 Trild Dampungus: 87% accurate
 Jald Dampomple: haha, it's funny because it's a joke about marriage and...oh, upon reflection it isn't funny. sorry, my bad
 Flompo Grumple: it's not a wedding ceremony, it's a wake for a group of guys losing a friend
Image 117255   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Fliple Plongus
Score:
657
 
 Fruple Grungo: "I just hope they don't get any bigger"
 Maft Plemomple: *delicate balance of yin and yang has been achieved...for now*
 Flirm Gropert: Cat and puppers! I can't Rad this enough!
Image 117254   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Crampo Brungo
Score:
618
 
 Muld Cremongus: think this dude likes to torture small beasts and hostages
 Flirbo Flumupert: @Peter Pantsless That's ok. Those asshole geese deserved another mention.
 Paple Morpopert: @Scoo oops, didn't see you there
 Hift Flungus: And Canada geese
 Thung Cremumbies: @AstoriaBum and raccuns
 Flang Albongus: Funny, I feel that way about Canadian Geese
 Vuple Morpombies: What about the samsquanches?
 Thiple Flumumple: what are those called again? they're like cats but with like, beaky things.
 Rimp Albungus: a shitleopard can't change its spots, Ricky
 Crurt Drumuble: I have journeyed to their homeland and I have seen that it is good.
Image 117253   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Laple Cremumple
Score:
319
 
 Thimp Drumongus: I miss having a cat.
 Lold Gruble: *person
 Baple Flumumbies: Fine. I'll hate you cause you're an asshole.
 Flurm Morpombies: Tortoiseshell cats can be beautiful and full of colors, but this dark photo with no contrast doesn't really show any of that, caption.
 Dorm Rempuble: I'll have to come up with a different reason to hate you then.
 Hown Plemopert: I'm sorry you had to get dragged into this, kitty. this is a bad scene, I...I think you should leave
 Mart Albombies: I'm gonna rad this because it looks like my old cat "snickers"
 Dong Grunongus: It's not that. It's more the unfunny caption in impact font.
Image 117252   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Rang Grongo
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