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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Score:
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 DeepReddishBlue: At least the walls are stable.
 Headoftheclass: Despite being white porcelain, the toilet looks flushed.
 Trick Question: The ceiling is shocked. Er, srsly, there's a wiring issue.
 Fiasco: @Knice *slow sincere applause*
 a sedated moose: @Knice oh my god. Your dad-joke game is so strong. Teach me.
 Knice: The ceiling is over it.
Image 117261   07-05-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
317
 
 Mattixvii: Sexy, sexy truth.
 Trick Question: The horrible empty hole left behind by Gary Larson.
 Mr. Butt: Horrible? Quit kink shaming, you cis piece of shit
Image 117260   07-05-16   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
235
 
 NoOneImportant: Quack quack
 Headoftheclass: How's that rolling chair workin' out for ya?
 Trick Question: That's all well and good until your motherboard fails to post due to sand accumulation.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Hmm, this could work for removing old dead skin
 questionable: bonus surprises if you have a cat
 a sedated moose: Cool, now you can track sand all through your house every time you get up to take your pizza roles out of the oven.
Image 117259   07-05-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
197
 
 DeepReddishBlue: Goodness it's an adorable murderer.
 SomeCanadian: @a robot What exactly are you implying? Because I'll likely agree with it and keep my feelings to myself.
 a robot: @SomeCanadian Only the Canadian ones
 SomeCanadian: @Fiasco Politeness killed the dinosaurs.
 Fiasco: The Betasaurus actually died off well before the great Cretacious Tertiary Extinction due to their habit of relinquishing kills to even the most basic challenge, often adding "No, no, you go ahead."
 questionable: 'I...I'm a good dinosaur...right?'
Image 117258   07-05-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
163
 
 Peter Pantsless: It's too late anyway. The early bird was at four.
 Fiasco: And the waiter wasn't rude per se, she just wasnt NOT rude.
 Teechur: And the A/C was turned up too high.
 questionable: we've all been there, man. welcome to getting old. bet the music in there was too loud, too
Image 117257   07-05-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
279
 
 Borkf: @a sedated moose Punctuation often confuses the switcherino. But yes, it should be befuddled
 Headoftheclass: Is that a floating cyanide pill in the bottom pic?
 Trick Question: What a woman sees: clothing racks. What a man sees: clothing racks but with astigmatism.
 Knice: @a robot Back in the day, I clicked on one of the Horse links at work. The site was blocked because our security had flagged it as a dating site. I took a screenshot and tried to submit it to the Spaceship, but Nancy gave it the ol' spicy heave-ho.
 a robot: @a sedated moose I've had switcherinos happen sometimes and not others, and that thing where you type the word "Horse" and get an auto lik to that one site about Horses....sometimes happens and sometimes doesn't. The ways of the Spaceship are mysterious
 a sedated moose: @a sedated moose oh good, prove me all sorts of wrong. Thanks, spaceship.
 a sedated moose: @WTF I believe it's now befuddle. Let's see: rape.
 WTF: @ModelTRex I'm assuming you actually wrote befriended and it's not the AG switcherino befriended. The switcherino befriended adds a whole new level to your story.
 Teechur: According to Urbandictionary.com, that is called the asshole chair.
 questionable: sometimes I'll go into stores just to find things to sit on. they can't stop me; I'm a loose cannon
 Mr. Butt: @ModelTRex And that guy...Albert Einstein
 ModelTRex: True story: while waiting for my wife at Nordstrom, I befriended an older guy and we hatched a plan to open bars in clothing stores and name the chain "The Men's Department".
 Mr. Butt: I shall allow it.
Image 117256   07-05-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
244
 
 Mattixvii: If she isn't someone youd take out with your friends, get better friends.
 ur mom: and men... just lolololol!!!
 ur mom: haha women amirite!!!!
 Side Boob: 87% accurate
 questionable: haha, it's funny because it's a joke about marriage and...oh, upon reflection it isn't funny. sorry, my bad
 sparename: it's not a wedding ceremony, it's a wake for a group of guys losing a friend
Image 117255   07-05-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
657
 
 Peter Pantsless: "I just hope they don't get any bigger"
 questionable: *delicate balance of yin and yang has been achieved...for now*
 Christina: Cat and puppers! I can't Rad this enough!
Image 117254   07-05-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
618
 
 hairy: think this dude likes to torture small beasts and hostages
 Headoftheclass: @Peter Pantsless That's ok. Those asshole geese deserved another mention.
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo oops, didn't see you there
 Peter Pantsless: And Canada geese
 Air Biscuit: @AstoriaBum and raccuns
 Scoo: Funny, I feel that way about Canadian Geese
 AstoriaBum: What about the samsquanches?
 guest: what are those called again? they're like cats but with like, beaky things.
 questionable: a shitleopard can't change its spots, Ricky
 WaffleIron: I have journeyed to their homeland and I have seen that it is good.
Image 117253   07-05-16   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
319
 
 Skaalar: I miss having a cat.
 Borkf: *person
 Wet farts: Fine. I'll hate you cause you're an asshole.
 a robot: Tortoiseshell cats can be beautiful and full of colors, but this dark photo with no contrast doesn't really show any of that, caption.
 Teechur: I'll have to come up with a different reason to hate you then.
 questionable: I'm sorry you had to get dragged into this, kitty. this is a bad scene, I...I think you should leave
 WaffleIron: I'm gonna rad this because it looks like my old cat "snickers"
 skillet: It's not that. It's more the unfunny caption in impact font.
Image 117252   07-05-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
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