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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
379
 
 John Singapore: Come out to play? Can't, I'm getting my ass kicked tonite.
 Cami: ...is sexy time worth the jump?
 a robot: @Amy Housewine "The most beautiful borkf I ever heard...Maria"
 Chef Says: Romeo, romeo, wherfore art thou, Romeo?
 Agamemnon Triforce: "better to be a skinny free man than a fat slave."
 Amy Housewine: Woofside story.
 Ulillillia: F*@ you too!
 Teechur: But soft! What bark through yonder window barks?
Image 116900   07-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
380
 
 Coolguy: Side commentary: this is probably the most well received TV/Movie screen capture post I've seen on the the spaceship. Interesting
 Jaunty Shrimp: I need to rewatch this masterpiece
 Pizza: I need more Guild, Felicia.
 hurr: felicia day? i'd tap that....i might even marry that...i dunno i JUST FUCKING WIHS THEY'D UPLOAD A NEW FUCKING EPISODE OF SPELLSLINGERS LIKE FOR FUCKING HALF A YEAR OR STH
 Scoo: I think I have more XP on the Friendly Spaceship than any video game I've ever played.
 TFChicken: At this point in my life -37,500 XP
Image 116899   07-03-16   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
391
 
 sparename: "there's a storm coming in"
Image 116898   07-03-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
731
 
 Apple IIe: @carpwoman Hahaha
 Coolguy: Ok, I think we can work with this. You are hired!
 carpwoman: Never gets old.
Image 116897   07-03-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
Image 116896 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logono. You have brought shame on us, logono.
Score:
157
 
 miller: lmao irl
 Whatever: Leave the mother in law alone - she bites
 Peter Pantsless: "...if you can. Seriously, don't die over a gerbil."
 Cami: Wife & daughter or wife/daughter?
 Albatross: The order on the sign is the preferred order of rescue
 fanny: I didn't think wife-daughter was legal in any of the states
 Darkasnoon: Rescue them in which order though?
Image 116895   07-03-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
418
 
 Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy @Coolguy
 Coolguy: @Mr. Butt typical purple user...
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt hey, sometimes you have to take whatever conversation you can get
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless once again, I've responded to myself
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt we got your back, Petey
 Peter Pantsless: @Bert Bertbert @Mr. Butt Thanks guys, I needed that laugh
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Bert Bertbert: *ahem* They only blush because they like it
 Bert Bertbert: @Thyming wow, thanks keyboard (!)
 Bert Bertbert: @Thyming pssh, theonly bush
 Bert Bertbert: @Thyming pssh, theonly bush
 Thyming: Senpai, don't look. It's embarrassing....
Image 116894   07-03-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
280
 
 Tiny Butt: fuck the police
 John Singapore: Greeting, fellow country person.
 Ulillillia: I was dreaming when I posted this, forgive me if it goes astray
Image 116893   07-03-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
266
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: yup @Knice...
 Pizza: Here we go again
 Jaunty Shrimp: *annoying Valley girl accent* It's obvs a flute but whateverrr
 Knice: @Mr. Butt AH HA HA!!
 Mr. Butt: I got it at Dick's Halfway Inn
 Firm Buttocks: This is like a Rorschach test. First thing I saw was a rifle in her mouth
 Mexico: She seems awfully enthused about the stream of puke coming out of her mouth.
 Knice: She's about to rad the hell out of that post.
Image 116892   07-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
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 Gowenmark: Honey, where's my super suit?!
 Poop van Pants: C'mon Scro !
 AdaMan: I got naked at Malibu Tan
 guest: dwayne elisondo mountain dew herbert camacho's new hair
 blargruck: My favorite president
 Shay: Terry Flair
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt always
 Mr. Butt: Rad for Terry Crews
 rennis938: Nice rug
 Thyming: Are you aware your legs have been turned into toothpaste?!?!
Image 116891   07-03-16   Uploaded by    icloud
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