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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
379
 
 John Singapore: Come out to play? Can't, I'm getting my ass kicked tonite.
 Cami: ...is sexy time worth the jump?
 a robot: @Amy Housewine "The most beautiful borkf I ever heard...Maria"
 Chef Says: Romeo, romeo, wherfore art thou, Romeo?
 Agamemnon Triforce: "better to be a skinny free man than a fat slave."
 Amy Housewine: Woofside story.
 Ulillillia: F*@ you too!
 Teechur: But soft! What bark through yonder window barks?
Image 116900   07-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
380
 
 Coolguy: Side commentary: this is probably the most well received TV/Movie screen capture post I've seen on the the spaceship. Interesting
 Jaunty Shrimp: I need to rewatch this masterpiece
 Pizza: I need more Guild, Felicia.
 hurr: felicia day? i'd tap that....i might even marry that...i dunno i JUST FUCKING WIHS THEY'D UPLOAD A NEW FUCKING EPISODE OF SPELLSLINGERS LIKE FOR FUCKING HALF A YEAR OR STH
 Scoo: I think I have more XP on the Friendly Spaceship than any video game I've ever played.
 TFChicken: At this point in my life -37,500 XP
Image 116899   07-03-16   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
391
 
 sparename: "there's a storm coming in"
Image 116898   07-03-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
731
 
 Apple IIe: @carpwoman Hahaha
 Coolguy: Ok, I think we can work with this. You are hired!
 carpwoman: Never gets old.
Image 116897   07-03-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
Image 116896 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by logono. You have brought shame on us, logono.
Score:
157
 
 miller: lmao irl
 Whatever: Leave the mother in law alone - she bites
 Peter Pantsless: "...if you can. Seriously, don't die over a gerbil."
 Cami: Wife & daughter or wife/daughter?
 Albatross: The order on the sign is the preferred order of rescue
 fanny: I didn't think wife-daughter was legal in any of the states
 Darkasnoon: Rescue them in which order though?
Image 116895   07-03-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
418
 
 Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy @Coolguy
 Coolguy: @Mr. Butt typical purple user...
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt hey, sometimes you have to take whatever conversation you can get
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless once again, I've responded to myself
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt we got your back, Petey
 Peter Pantsless: @Bert Bertbert @Mr. Butt Thanks guys, I needed that laugh
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert typical green user
 Bert Bertbert: *ahem* They only blush because they like it
 Bert Bertbert: @Thyming wow, thanks keyboard (!)
 Bert Bertbert: @Thyming pssh, theonly bush
 Bert Bertbert: @Thyming pssh, theonly bush
 Thyming: Senpai, don't look. It's embarrassing....
Image 116894   07-03-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
280
 
 Tiny Butt: fuck the police
 John Singapore: Greeting, fellow country person.
 Ulillillia: I was dreaming when I posted this, forgive me if it goes astray
Image 116893   07-03-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
266
 
 Peddy Tenderglass: yup @Knice...
 Pizza: Here we go again
 Jaunty Shrimp: *annoying Valley girl accent* It's obvs a flute but whateverrr
 Knice: @Mr. Butt AH HA HA!!
 Mr. Butt: I got it at Dick's Halfway Inn
 Firm Buttocks: This is like a Rorschach test. First thing I saw was a rifle in her mouth
 Mexico: She seems awfully enthused about the stream of puke coming out of her mouth.
 Knice: She's about to rad the hell out of that post.
Image 116892   07-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
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 Gowenmark: Honey, where's my super suit?!
 Poop van Pants: C'mon Scro !
 AdaMan: I got naked at Malibu Tan
 guest: dwayne elisondo mountain dew herbert camacho's new hair
 blargruck: My favorite president
 Shay: Terry Flair
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt always
 Mr. Butt: Rad for Terry Crews
 rennis938: Nice rug
 Thyming: Are you aware your legs have been turned into toothpaste?!?!
Image 116891   07-03-16   Uploaded by    icloud
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