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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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Score:
373
 
 Knice: Return flight: #190328
 Knice: Return flight: #131484
 San DoDo: @Knice Sir Pounds-a-lot for friends
 Ukulelemike: 23 in dog years?
 Amy Housewine: She likes Elvis Presley and she likes Chuck Berry, but she cannot tolerate Little Richard.
 Poop Bird: she must have a large vagina
 kinggheedra: Haven't been single for a while. Do we have standards for hookups now?
 Joseph: I don't even know what casual sex is. I don't think I want that though.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Jorene, Jorene, Jorene, Joreeeene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Ewww, Mom. Get out of my Tinder feed!
 winwolf: Go mow your driveway, Jorene!
 winwolf: My dick is actually small, but people say it looks big.
 grizzly: *Left swipes with small dick*
 rand0: The panicked expression really doesn't help, but probably serves as a good sample of the despair-flavored sex you'll be getting
 Christina: @Knice I guess those are your birds: #116276.
 Christina: @Scoo Yes, now the womyn are again in power.
 Nugster: Jorene... You scary
 questionable: *disgusted snort* filthy casual
 Scoo: Is "No Small Dicks" the 21st century version of "No Fat Chicks"?
 Ulillillia: And I mean done.
 Mr. Butt: Well thanks for wasting my time, turbo milf
 Teechur: 23 on the Kelvin scale, perhaps. A smile would easily take off those 17 years you're lying about.
 Knice: I prefer formal sex. I wear spats and a monocle. I put a little top-hat on my penis and refer to it as Percival Poundington.
 Stephen Milkmus: Hell yeah........
Image 116278   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
181
 
 WaffleIron: @Knice : Every hour is riding hour at Dons house!
 questionable: the one woman giving the death stare to the camera is my spirit animal
 Christina: Ermahgerd, that livery attracts bees.
 Side Boob: Ermahgerd, an emgerncy
 Nugster: Ermgaerd!
 Christina: It's a emregncy! No time to chekc the spellign.
 gggina: this is the new superfood
 Knice: "Don Ridenhour?" Wow.
Image 116277   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
480
 
 A duck: These birds are into some pretty obscure chirps, you've probably never heard of them.
 NoRagrets: Jaunty.
 sumodrsn: Ah, Cherrio.
 Jaunty Shrimp: "Do you like my mustache, Old Bean?" "Why, yes, Bertie. Enough to take it on as my own."
 Teechur: One jolly good tern deserves another.
 msmstud: Bird like a sir.
 San DoDo: Quite
 Nugster: I say, I misplaced my monocle
 Christina: Classy!
 questionable: new Pokemon designs are just ridiculous
Image 116276   06-30-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
530
 
 MaronaPossessed: "What are you in for?" "Everytime I go into a bathroom, there is toilet paper rolls. Everywhere...EVERYWHERE!!!"
 A duck: A special bathroom for when you have a stomach bug.
 WaffleIron: @Derp Herpigan : I count four so far, but some are most assuredly hanging correctly.
 hearsegirl: this looks like the resolution of a domestic squabble. Or the beginning of round 3
 Good Bye: Feed the ends of each roll into the toilet and flush!
 HermwoodLitmajor: The Saw franchise is running out of ideas
 Derp Herpigan: I swear, if all those rolls are installed in the wrong direction...
 Poop van Pants: Goatse's bath room
 Slowpoke: Finally, all that costco shopping has paid off!
 San DoDo: Always prepared!
 questionable: *checks one roll, then another, then another. they're all truck-stop one-ply*
 illBilliam: Kitter dreams
 Side Boob: One way to make sure you never run out of toilet paper.
Image 116275   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
445
 
 A duck: Ah yes, the Whale Tail party
 Micro Jackson: I've a whale of a tail to tell ya lads
 tib gubb: ironically - she represents the conservative party
 Blackheart223: And with the stroke of a pen, the Thong Wars were over.
 Christina: Sexist if true.
 questionable: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck / thighs like what, what, what / baby move your butt, butt, butt
 Turd Ferguson: I should get into politics
 Slowpoke: Sure, I'll sign this again... but why are the tables getting lower and lower each week?
Image 116274   06-30-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
255
 
 5 Headed Snake God: Still seems nice.
 WaffleIron: Maybe just once.
 questionable: first rule of meth bible camp is...probably something to do with meth or bibles, I dunno
 Jayfu: Meth bible camp is a dead end alright!
Image 116273   06-30-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Image 116272 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by redrex. We'll pray for you, redrex.
Score:
315
 
 MaronaPossessed: They see me loading. They bitching. Thinking about how my moves are hacking.
 Christina: @A duck We don't have many women in the military around I live.
 Side Boob: @A duck I was too aghast over the misloaded belt to notice
 A duck: Plus I think she's wearing makeup
 A duck: @Waffleiron @Christina @Side Boob: Look at those hands and the soft facial features. It's a woman.
 WaffleIron: @Christina @Side Boob : You two are getting "he" from those lips? I had this one pegged as a woman for sure.
 Christina: @Side Boob So it's just me. Thank you very much.
 Side Boob: @Christina He's on the correct side of the gun, the ammo belt is just upside down and therefore the cartridges are facing the wrong way.
 Christina: Is it just me, or he is in the wrong end of the gun?
 questionable: I always hated this level in Call of Duty
 Science: Fortunately, modern firearms are equipped with a device that ensures rounds face the correct direction. It's like that bank you had when you were a kid that sorted your coins for you.
 rand0: killing 'em with irony
 Teechur: You probably wear a red shirt at Trekkie cons.
 Good Bye: Kids these days...
 ping: That certainly is an interesting way to load your gun.
 WTF: You'll shoot your eye out... literally!
Image 116271   06-30-16   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
460
 
 Headoftheclass: This puke looks like I'm calling off, too.
 questionable: protip: every beer tastes like that if you're brave and/or don't give a fuck enough
 Turd Ferguson: I've had that beer before. It was pretty good until I went to work the next day
 Callahan: are you serious
Image 116270   06-30-16   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
157
 
 Science: @Jaunty Shrimp: Thanks. She won't, but it's all about keeping her comfy and happy until the time comes.
 questionable: your doggo is literally shitting itself staring at whatever hairy monstrosity is off camera, pay some dang attention
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Science Hope your pupper gets well soon
 Science: I feel that pain. My dog is on steroids and chemo pills, and man, her farts are lethal.
 Borkf: Also, shave your camera lens.
 Borkf: Pepperoni dog farts, amirite?
Image 116269   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
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