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258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

258386  Mr. Shine: Let's not?

258389  Volwen: Do you ever come here and go "Oh wait, I was just here. Nothing new yet." And so you close the tab and open up friendly spaceship?

258365  Fiveninety: on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.. unless this happens

258397  Peter Pantsless: DJ Scratches

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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 Headoftheclass: Jorene, it's always something with you.
 tib gubb: people actually do this
 questionable: having a family is bullshit. all they'll do is eat my Chinese food. fuck that
 Turd Ferguson: We're all alone in some sense
 Skinr: and where there was only one set of footprints, I was picking you up with chopsticks
Image 116268   06-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
324
 
 XLY: When your boyfriend is a Were-beast and you drink from a cup thats really baby birdsf in their nest but you're secretly metal af
 questionable: this makes as much sense as Johnny Mnemonic
 Christina: @SomeCanadian Yes, the lion and the ugliness.
 Side Boob: No, No, no! THIS is how you do "the shocker"
 Slowpoke: @Christina You mean "beauty and the lady", right?
 Apple IIe: this is the new superfood
 SomeCanadian: Catman: I wanted the birdies, not the hand. Woman: Piss off, I'm listening to metal and throwing the horns!
 Christina: The beauty and the feline.
Image 116267   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
124
 
 Lorm Bembo: Dying @questionable
 Teechur: @space Many would call it a "Keyless Entry Remote" I, however, don't.
 space: what do you mean @Teechur...
 questionable: well, we're all well-informed about crime, but what about idiots in the community. seems a pressing concern
 winwolf: Good to see Dan has stepped up his landlord bulletin board game.
 Turd Ferguson: The perfect crime
 Teechur: That's why I use my ootweet. I keep it on my keychain. Can't find the car? Push the button. "ootweet" Oh! It's over there!
Image 116266   06-30-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
572
 
 Headoftheclass: Urban crab
 Beef Supreme: @msmstud You are not alone. I also thought of the space whale.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Dammit crab, you forgot the trade centers. You said you'd never forget!
 questionable: we've got your test results back. bad news, it's crabs all the way down
 msmstud: Reminds me of the Doctor Who episode with the tortured space whale.
 djublonskopf: "So you want me to believe the whole world sits on the back of an enormous hermit crab?" "No, dear, that would be silly. Just New York City."
 Mr. Butt: This is literally what neoconservatives believe.
 Magma Safe: Now THIS IS a myth I can get behind
 SomeCanadian: Jaunty.
Image 116265   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
293
 
 sumodrsn: Please stay away from the tiger cage.
 questionable: this is what vegans actually believe
 msmstud: This party's a freakin' zucchini fest, bra.
 winwolf: Zookeene
 Magma Safe: A Brave zoo world
Image 116264   06-30-16   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
42
 
 questionable: memesontshirts.biz
 Jaunty Shrimp: @msmstud Planned combustions are better for sure
 TFChicken: I liek Charizerd
 msmstud: I get the impression we're seeing the tail end of a sad animal's unplanned combustion.
Image 116263   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
286
 
 hairy: they're using assault slingshots! I demand slingshot control! Think of the kids! Think of the wives! How many more senseless deaths will happen?!
 Poop van Pants: By any means necessary
 Jaunty Shrimp: Watch them whip. Watch them nae nae.
 questionable: *furious cacophony of 'boing' sounds*
 SomeCanadian: @luxuslurch The cause and solution to every problem.
 ignatz: @msmstud Blunt Force Trauma is my metal band name
 msmstud: Ballistics are funnier when they're slow and blunt.
 luxuslurch: Hooray for violence!
Image 116262   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
283
 
 Moldred: @Butcherboy Delldo
 Warrax: That's a tiny hand.
 questionable: why is no one else concerned that the chair is NOT on the plastic region designed for it
 Science: I have a similar one. It looks like an ICBM and I was going to use it for 40K.
 Gowenmark: Had it shipped to work. You are a brave soul.
 msmstud: Heh. Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh. Looks like a weener. Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah. Heh.
 TFChicken: Brave enough to try
 ModelTRex: Corkscrewed for her pleasure.
 Knice: I have the weirdest toner right now.
 Side Boob: Mom! Your "back massager" is here!
 Butcherboy: dude you got a dell....dildo? bong? maypole?
Image 116261   06-30-16   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
517
 
 Pickle Dick: @Nugster rad for this
 hairy: I can hol' muh cock in 2 hands
 Micro Jackson: He's come to snuff the rooster
 questionable: this relationship is fowl
 Nugster: @Knice Barry White music starts playing
 msmstud: Epic cock.
 cromerstu: Cockzilla about to confront the man who stole his baby.
 Side Boob: A man that loves cock
 Knice: I've seen enough hen-guy to know where this is going.
 Theta Zero: Ehh...too easy.
Image 116260   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
213
 
 questionable: *entirely too loud dubstep*
 msmstud: I'm patriotic with explosives!
Image 116259   06-30-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
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