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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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10. VeeKay

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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 Headoftheclass: "I'd love to, Brad, but Mr. Hankey says no.
 questionable: 'I love you so much you literally make the shit shift inside of me'
 Jaunty Shrimp: You say potato and I say potahto
 rachel: Holy shit im dying @duckfarts lol
 XLY: "Hey, can I have your number?" "Go take a wide shit you tieless nitwit"
 Borkf: eWhy?
 Side Boob: I'm so glad to hear you cut your poop horizontally. Those vertical poop-cutters are filthy animals
 duckfarts: this is the weirdest compass
 duckfarts: your nuggz must be this dank to ride
 duckfarts: for optimum smear, move the poop laterally
 duckfarts: well, how does the poop make you feel?
 duckfarts: wiki: How to analyze poop
 msmstud: "I've never tried it in the butt, but my last dump was like a cucumber, so I think it'll be alright." "Marry me."
 Christina: I can only think of potato.
 SomeCanadian: Potaher? I barely know 'er!
 cromerstu: So tell me, how wide is your poo? Just asking for a friend.
 Admiral Alan: How to use feces as a unit of measurement
 dobbiesdoogs: "something interesting about me? well, i've been cutting my turds in half for 15 years"
Image 116251   06-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Frum Temps: i hate you........
 questionable: do the bears have drinks? I'd rather drink with bears
 SomeCanadian: Don't pretend to know my opinion on large, hairy, gay men.
 Christina: Beers vs. Bears.
Image 116250   06-30-16   Uploaded by    steve
Image 116249 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gomi Day. Boo, Gomi Day.
 questionable: we get it, you eat people
 Bluetocracy: can't fault honesty
 duckfarts: Knock knock, open up the door, it's real. Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
 Magma Safe: This kid knows what's up
Image 116248   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
 Micro Jackson: Swooooooop
 ModelTRex: The classiest owls.
 Ukulelemike: Owlvis Presley
 Christina: Rock-a-billy owl.
 Magma Safe: Make the hundred acre woods great again
 Mr. Shine: Glorious!
Image 116247   06-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 EvilOtter: A bunnah is fine too.
 winwolf: I play keys.
 lasagna: dad single. so what
 UseYourName: Wowee!
 UseYourName: Wowee!
 Timeline8677: Neat!
Image 116246   06-30-16   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 homeless: This is fake
 Teechur: I miss the Pearl.
 SomeCanadian: Such boat. Very current.Wow.
 dobbiesdoogs: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...i'm not impersonating a pirate, it's just a noise i make as a dog
Image 116245   06-30-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
 Headoftheclass: That IT guy is a dick.
 Gomi Day: i love death grips
 eider: @SomeCanadian and that letter is D.
 SomeCanadian: Ohhh. THAT'S what PC load letter means
 Jrks: @dobbiesdoogs and spin!
 dobbiesdoogs: sit on it
Image 116244   06-30-16   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Beef Supreme: Farage for PM, Trump for president. Why not? The collapse is coming anyway, so we might as well enjoy some scapegoating when the economy implodes.
 camellia: @ping People have legitimate grievances with authority. Farage,Trump & co just coopt these feelings and misdirect them for thier own purposes. We should have been scrutinizing our own government instead of worrying about Yurp, immigration, etc Oh god I'm ranting
 a robot: @ping The second one. Trump is doing the same thing
 HermwoodLitmajor: The new caretaker is really putting the place in order
 james: @Magma Safe Still is. What I can't decide is whether he created bigotry with his rhetoric or just exposed what was already there.
 Magma Safe: He did teach a great lesson in propaganda
 SomeCanadian: Worlds most punchable face
 Bile: Here's jonny
 SunWukong: We made him happy. Good god.
Image 116243   06-30-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
 Bonecollector: You sure are, Ralph. You sure are.
 Magma Safe: I'm waiting for the "strong for brexit" temporary profile pics
Image 116242   06-30-16   Uploaded by    celebgate
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