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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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 Penultimate Grunongo: When I was on a vessel boarding team, we did something similar with a few hundred bricks of vac-packed coke, except we made a couch out of it and took a group pic on it because we were stupid and didn't yet comprehend how likely it was that the picture would end up on the internet, dooming us all.
 TFChicken: Somewhere you can hear Ron Paul climax
 grizzly: @DonkeyPuncher well I'll gladly take it all off your hands!
 AdaMan: Heavy
 XLY: comedy gold
 Agamemnon Triforce: Im gonna craft a full suit of gold armor, weapons an tools with all that. I'll make an altar to myself with whatever is left.
 DonkeyPuncher: @questionable Enemy Mine!
 Niels Bohr: @DonkeyPuncher what if we shot our enemies with gold bullets? We would satisfy both the Republican desire to kill poor brown people as well as appease the white white liberal guilt by providing abundant financial aid. This has an economic advantage at home because it creates an additional demand for gold therefor raising it's value.
 questionable: @DonkeyPuncher it's way sadder than that. gold exists in nature only in combination with other ores, so a huge amount of material needs to be removed and processed in a messy, nasty and frequently proprietary process, so there's no oversight. google 'bingham canyon mine' and look at pictures of the landslide if you want a bad time
 hearsegirl: look at all the chocolate bars!
 winwolf: Trump is killing it at Tetris.
 a robot: @DonkeyPuncher "This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
 DonkeyPuncher: Gold gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or some place. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head.
Image 115982   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Image 115981 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Salvador Molly. Your image was bad, Salvador Molly.
Score:
329
 
 Turts: I will never understand why there were so many toys for so many R rated movies
 questionable: weird 70s child: oh cool an alien!!! alien: ayy lmao
 Mr. Butt: This is me. I often wake up screaming.
Image 115980   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
199
 
 WaffleIron: I just got a company shirt that colour - the colour is called "red heather"
 a robot: @Mr. Butt @There was a bob here Not my fault I was programmed to be pedantic about a bunch of useless shit
 Mr. Butt: @a robot yeah, who do you think you are?
 There was a bob here: @a robot Fuck the fashion police
 a robot: I think modern fashion dictates that your pocket square is not supposed to match your shirt
Image 115979   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
405
 
 Jayfu: If a stork brings a baby, and a vulture is an abortion...what bird brings no baby at all? ..... A swallow!! rimshot
 ninetailorochimaru: The stork is how we explain birth, the vulture is how we explain abortion.
 a robot: "I didn't ask for this, take it back!"
 DonkeyPuncher: Hello, hello, hello, how low
Image 115978   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Mattixvii
Score:
259
 
 Murdertaco: I all ways feel like...
 hosehorse: thanks obama
 square44: screw gravity
 Nothing: Sorcery!
Image 115977   06-28-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
267
 
 White Rice: @Chef Says it is, and I'm about 96% sure I own the same knife.
 Chef Says: Knife is a Henkels.
 Dick Inspector: Attack of the killer... bell peppers.
 itskando: These are the most metal things I've seen all day.
 ninetailorochimaru: Sausage party vibes
Image 115976   06-28-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
339
 
 Nugster: @Capital Woo to you too :)
 Capital: @Nugster woooooo
 itskando: That's pretty metal too actually. I think that's the tomatoes driving and the cutting board in the background.
 winwolf: Rad anything with wheels
 Nugster: Rad for Syd Mead
Image 115975   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
324
 
 Whatever: Will this allow an app to make coffee?
 Frank herbert: Why....
 Warrax: ...for the glory of Satan, of course.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i guess we are in the post-scarcity phone case economy now
Image 115974   06-28-16   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
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 Throb: @DeepReddishBlue the limitation is that people bad vote the image if you get drunk and think it's funny to classic
 DeepReddishBlue: How many Mascots can we chain?
 Throb: @Frank herbert yeah, but I should probably wait a day or two before posting again
 Alkavarion: You're drinking that alone. Let me in. Let me in and you won't be alone. Let me in, and my friends.
 Frank herbert: Post again just to be sure
 tib gubb: fatass cat
 Mr. Butt: This woman looks like an elf who defected to Angband.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: saw the kat and liked it saw the friendly spaceship banners and LOVED IT
 Nugster: There is no window here, I am a mime-cat
 Nope: the image so nice it was tagged twice
Image 115973   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Throb
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