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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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 Penultimate Grunongo: When I was on a vessel boarding team, we did something similar with a few hundred bricks of vac-packed coke, except we made a couch out of it and took a group pic on it because we were stupid and didn't yet comprehend how likely it was that the picture would end up on the internet, dooming us all.
 TFChicken: Somewhere you can hear Ron Paul climax
 grizzly: @DonkeyPuncher well I'll gladly take it all off your hands!
 AdaMan: Heavy
 XLY: comedy gold
 Agamemnon Triforce: Im gonna craft a full suit of gold armor, weapons an tools with all that. I'll make an altar to myself with whatever is left.
 DonkeyPuncher: @questionable Enemy Mine!
 Niels Bohr: @DonkeyPuncher what if we shot our enemies with gold bullets? We would satisfy both the Republican desire to kill poor brown people as well as appease the white white liberal guilt by providing abundant financial aid. This has an economic advantage at home because it creates an additional demand for gold therefor raising it's value.
 questionable: @DonkeyPuncher it's way sadder than that. gold exists in nature only in combination with other ores, so a huge amount of material needs to be removed and processed in a messy, nasty and frequently proprietary process, so there's no oversight. google 'bingham canyon mine' and look at pictures of the landslide if you want a bad time
 hearsegirl: look at all the chocolate bars!
 winwolf: Trump is killing it at Tetris.
 a robot: @DonkeyPuncher "This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
 DonkeyPuncher: Gold gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or some place. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head.
Image 115982   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Image 115981 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 Turts: I will never understand why there were so many toys for so many R rated movies
 questionable: weird 70s child: oh cool an alien!!! alien: ayy lmao
 Mr. Butt: This is me. I often wake up screaming.
Image 115980   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
199
 
 WaffleIron: I just got a company shirt that colour - the colour is called "red heather"
 a robot: @Mr. Butt @There was a bob here Not my fault I was programmed to be pedantic about a bunch of useless shit
 Mr. Butt: @a robot yeah, who do you think you are?
 There was a bob here: @a robot Fuck the fashion police
 a robot: I think modern fashion dictates that your pocket square is not supposed to match your shirt
Image 115979   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
405
 
 Jayfu: If a stork brings a baby, and a vulture is an abortion...what bird brings no baby at all? ..... A swallow!! rimshot
 ninetailorochimaru: The stork is how we explain birth, the vulture is how we explain abortion.
 a robot: "I didn't ask for this, take it back!"
 DonkeyPuncher: Hello, hello, hello, how low
Image 115978   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Mattixvii
Score:
259
 
 Murdertaco: I all ways feel like...
 hosehorse: thanks obama
 square44: screw gravity
 Nothing: Sorcery!
Image 115977   06-28-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
267
 
 White Rice: @Chef Says it is, and I'm about 96% sure I own the same knife.
 Chef Says: Knife is a Henkels.
 Dick Inspector: Attack of the killer... bell peppers.
 itskando: These are the most metal things I've seen all day.
 ninetailorochimaru: Sausage party vibes
Image 115976   06-28-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
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 Nugster: @Capital Woo to you too :)
 Capital: @Nugster woooooo
 itskando: That's pretty metal too actually. I think that's the tomatoes driving and the cutting board in the background.
 winwolf: Rad anything with wheels
 Nugster: Rad for Syd Mead
Image 115975   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
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 Whatever: Will this allow an app to make coffee?
 Frank herbert: Why....
 Warrax: ...for the glory of Satan, of course.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i guess we are in the post-scarcity phone case economy now
Image 115974   06-28-16   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
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 Throb: @DeepReddishBlue the limitation is that people bad vote the image if you get drunk and think it's funny to classic
 DeepReddishBlue: How many Mascots can we chain?
 Throb: @Frank herbert yeah, but I should probably wait a day or two before posting again
 Alkavarion: You're drinking that alone. Let me in. Let me in and you won't be alone. Let me in, and my friends.
 Frank herbert: Post again just to be sure
 tib gubb: fatass cat
 Mr. Butt: This woman looks like an elf who defected to Angband.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: saw the kat and liked it saw the friendly spaceship banners and LOVED IT
 Nugster: There is no window here, I am a mime-cat
 Nope: the image so nice it was tagged twice
Image 115973   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Throb
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