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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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14. Soviette: 1620 points
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 Penultimate Grunongo: When I was on a vessel boarding team, we did something similar with a few hundred bricks of vac-packed coke, except we made a couch out of it and took a group pic on it because we were stupid and didn't yet comprehend how likely it was that the picture would end up on the internet, dooming us all.
 TFChicken: Somewhere you can hear Ron Paul climax
 grizzly: @DonkeyPuncher well I'll gladly take it all off your hands!
 AdaMan: Heavy
 XLY: comedy gold
 Agamemnon Triforce: Im gonna craft a full suit of gold armor, weapons an tools with all that. I'll make an altar to myself with whatever is left.
 DonkeyPuncher: @questionable Enemy Mine!
 Niels Bohr: @DonkeyPuncher what if we shot our enemies with gold bullets? We would satisfy both the Republican desire to kill poor brown people as well as appease the white white liberal guilt by providing abundant financial aid. This has an economic advantage at home because it creates an additional demand for gold therefor raising it's value.
 questionable: @DonkeyPuncher it's way sadder than that. gold exists in nature only in combination with other ores, so a huge amount of material needs to be removed and processed in a messy, nasty and frequently proprietary process, so there's no oversight. google 'bingham canyon mine' and look at pictures of the landslide if you want a bad time
 hearsegirl: look at all the chocolate bars!
 winwolf: Trump is killing it at Tetris.
 a robot: @DonkeyPuncher "This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
 DonkeyPuncher: Gold gets dug out of the ground in Africa, or some place. Then we melt it down, dig another hole, bury it again and pay people to stand around guarding it. It has no utility. Anyone watching from Mars would be scratching their head.
Image 115982   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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Score:
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 Turts: I will never understand why there were so many toys for so many R rated movies
 questionable: weird 70s child: oh cool an alien!!! alien: ayy lmao
 Mr. Butt: This is me. I often wake up screaming.
Image 115980   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
199
 
 WaffleIron: I just got a company shirt that colour - the colour is called "red heather"
 a robot: @Mr. Butt @There was a bob here Not my fault I was programmed to be pedantic about a bunch of useless shit
 Mr. Butt: @a robot yeah, who do you think you are?
 There was a bob here: @a robot Fuck the fashion police
 a robot: I think modern fashion dictates that your pocket square is not supposed to match your shirt
Image 115979   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
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 Jayfu: If a stork brings a baby, and a vulture is an abortion...what bird brings no baby at all? ..... A swallow!! rimshot
 ninetailorochimaru: The stork is how we explain birth, the vulture is how we explain abortion.
 a robot: "I didn't ask for this, take it back!"
 DonkeyPuncher: Hello, hello, hello, how low
Image 115978   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Mattixvii
Score:
259
 
 Murdertaco: I all ways feel like...
 hosehorse: thanks obama
 square44: screw gravity
 Nothing: Sorcery!
Image 115977   06-28-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 White Rice: @Chef Says it is, and I'm about 96% sure I own the same knife.
 Chef Says: Knife is a Henkels.
 Dick Inspector: Attack of the killer... bell peppers.
 itskando: These are the most metal things I've seen all day.
 ninetailorochimaru: Sausage party vibes
Image 115976   06-28-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
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 Nugster: @Capital Woo to you too :)
 Capital: @Nugster woooooo
 itskando: That's pretty metal too actually. I think that's the tomatoes driving and the cutting board in the background.
 winwolf: Rad anything with wheels
 Nugster: Rad for Syd Mead
Image 115975   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
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 Whatever: Will this allow an app to make coffee?
 Frank herbert: Why....
 Warrax: ...for the glory of Satan, of course.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i guess we are in the post-scarcity phone case economy now
Image 115974   06-28-16   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
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 Throb: @DeepReddishBlue the limitation is that people bad vote the image if you get drunk and think it's funny to classic
 DeepReddishBlue: How many Mascots can we chain?
 Throb: @Frank herbert yeah, but I should probably wait a day or two before posting again
 Alkavarion: You're drinking that alone. Let me in. Let me in and you won't be alone. Let me in, and my friends.
 Frank herbert: Post again just to be sure
 tib gubb: fatass cat
 Mr. Butt: This woman looks like an elf who defected to Angband.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: saw the kat and liked it saw the friendly spaceship banners and LOVED IT
 Nugster: There is no window here, I am a mime-cat
 Nope: the image so nice it was tagged twice
Image 115973   06-28-16   Uploaded by    Throb
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