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258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should guve out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

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14. bromide: 1466 points
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 Frank herbert: Bang. Gaaak, uuurrk..cough, cough (dies)
 Shay: Too soon.
 grizzly: Batman's mother is dead.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Afleeeeeeck!
 Mr. Butt: Rad because it's not CAH
Image 115468   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 tib gubb: worth sacrificing a shirt for.
Image 115467   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Peter Pantsless: 'Bout to eat that homework
Image 115466   06-26-16   Uploaded by    badger
 Frank herbert: Hell lie thataway
 Korrok: My opinion is unwanted.
 tib gubb: oh hell nah
Image 115465   06-26-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
 trelyate: is this from the Ghostbusters reboot?
 Peter Pantsless: Are those from that weird Lou Ferigno Hercules movie?
 Cami: Rope lights? Really?
Image 115464   06-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Bonecollector: I used to hurt people kicking balls while wearing combat boots. That...may be taken other than how I mean it.
 professional: for real @Peter Pantsless
 Alkavarion: Hold me closer!
 Lutha: kick me closer, tony dan-za-a-a
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Tony Danza's gonna give'm the boot.
 Headoftheclass: Take It Easy. Tony Danza Is Already Gone. He's the New Kid in Town, but he went to The Sad Cafe for a Tequila Sunrise. I Can't Tell You Why, but One of These Nights, Tony's gonna Take It to the Limit by living Life in the Fast Lane and end up a Victim of Love. Anyway, why is he wearing Those Shoes?
 Peter Pantsless: Here's the kicker: it's Tony Danza
 King Polly: Angela!
Image 115463   06-26-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
 ignatz: I have to watch FOTC at least twice a year, always find something new
 Kraken: This is messed up
Image 115462   06-26-16   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 Kraken: So is this
 Slowpoke: @Headoftheclass More like a face whop.
 Headoftheclass: Is this still considered a face swap?
 Knice: Dude got the better end of that deal.
Image 115461   06-26-16   Uploaded by    soccer
 Shay: What the fuck you call me you orange-skinned, bald-headed freak?
 Headoftheclass: "So, Hulk, rough Father's Day?"
 tib gubb: that was a great show
 Mr. Butt: Hulkster, are you getting enough oxygen?
Image 115460   06-26-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Headoftheclass: What? It IS called a firetruck.
 Extreme Locorito: Okay
 DrinkMixMan: Quick! Call!
 Lestrange: Made in the USA eh?
 Kraken: Karma!
 Slowpoke: Irony.
 winwolf: Well grounded.
 XLY: Fal etam
 Entertainmentalist: And that is why you don't operate the aerial near power lines.
 Nugster: Call a.. Oh.. Right
Image 115459   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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