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228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

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2. Ulillillia
3. Felicity
4. VeeKay
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6. Mad Collager
7. Dr Awkward
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9. wolfpk
10. Not A Bot

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT

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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (895 points)
namename uploaded 227742 (885 points)
Pikachu uploaded 227910 (885 points)
nathan uploaded 227775 (867 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (867 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 12649 points
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 3. Scoo: 7341 points
 4. Yurishiro: 5317 points
 5. Bagels: 5276 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3267 points
 7. EndlessVanity: 2121 points
 8. barfolomew: 2061 points
 9. robocop: 2006 points
10. saluted: 1979 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
13. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1745 points
15. zip file: 1741 points
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 VoR: @fumbduck ...ouch. Even if it's true, you cannot go shouting it out. lol
 Knice: Return flight: #117899
 Dobly: Is that cup still dishwasher safe? Anyway cheers!
 Skaalar: Bless you for coming out in public.
 gary: Cheers, brother
 a robot: We have the friendliest, raddest, best community on the Interwebz, and I hope that doesn't change.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice it really is a great community, it feels like the one place on the internet where universal hostility isn't the norm, and you should feel proud to be such an important part.
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I expected this post to get shot down, honestly: It's obviously rad-bait. But I love to amuse people, and I feel honored to participate here; this is a great community.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice how good does it feel to know that your face is a rad-magnet?
 Ulillillia: @a robot He's the George Ortha of the Spaceship.
 Korrok: Knice shirt Mr Vice President!
 DrinkMixMan: I don't always drink Rad, but when I do...
 Mattixvii: I await the first AG tattoo to be posted tbh :p cheers!
 Borkf: @Knice @NoRagrets I didn't buy one because the international postage was too high :-(
 NoRagrets: @Knice Still waiting on my shirt :(
 Peter Pantsless: Always good to see a friendly face! Cheers
 fumbduck: Cheers! You're funniest Aggronaut!
 Jayfu: I voted rad twice.
 FistyAnn: Super Rad! We should make a Friendly Yearbook.
 Nugster: Cheers!
 a robot: @Knice has had his face on the Spaceship more than anyone else. You are braver than the rest of us, cheers!
 Mr. Butt: Would!
 Magma Safe: @Knice I nominate you to be the spaceship's ambassador to the world
 CastleBravo: He looks like a Knice guy.
 ignatz: Slainte!
 Ulillillia: Blame me, Ted, for this is rad.
 fanny: Cheers and RADS to you, too!
 San DoDo: Kampai
 winwolf: Cheers, Aggronaut!
 Knice: Cheers, SpaceFriends!
Image 115442   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Knice
 Korrok: Seriously misunderstood creatures, walruses are.
 earl: kill it with fire
 Lutha: TFW your mom insists on cutting your hair
 Cami: The Bruno Gerussi penguin.
 FistyAnn: This is the only acceptable neckbeard.
 AstoriaBum: Looks like all the guys who work at Caffe Bene.
 Amy Housewine: Someone sneezed in his beard.
Image 115441   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Frankt: Please roll down the windows when you fart.
 MaronaPossessed: grumpy dog incoming
 Cami: That makes me mad.
 Teechur: I wanted Wendy's not McDonald's.
 Headoftheclass: "But I called shotgun."
 Jayfu: Puppers has resting bitch face
Image 115440   06-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sumodrsn: Pedals faster to start lap 2.
 happyfamily: The guy on the bike let out a huge fart that the young man walking past is about to walk into.
 Mr. Butt: Boobs are just the best.
 ArchStanton: Yea, I'd be smiling too.
 Headoftheclass: Sun's out, bewbs out!
 sparename: "SET THEM FREE!"
 Nugster: Bewbs: Improving your health since time immemorial
 Mr. Shine: Today's gonna be a good day!
Image 115439   06-26-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 ignatz: This is awesome. Why do I feel like it may be killing the planet?
 Teechur: I thought the Jupiter probe wouldn't be there until July 4.
 Headoftheclass: *PfffffrrrrrrRRRRRRT* "Excuse me."
 Korrok: [SFX] *Boom!*
Image 115438   06-26-16   Uploaded by    DarkTeddy
Image 115437 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by craftjunk. You have brought shame on us, craftjunk.
 MaronaPossessed: aannd no one had that tattooed on their ding-a-ling?
 kinggheedra: I could be hard up for employees and the answer would still be no.
 Poop van Pants: #115351's other hand
Image 115436   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
 Suburbanmom: My spirit baby....
 Magma Safe: I couldn't hear you.
Image 115435   06-26-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Niels Bohr: Do the walk, the walk of life.
 Amy Housewine: Digging the scene with a gangsta lean.
 itskando: Haters gonna hate
 San DoDo: Is he murder enough
Image 115434   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 DarkTeddy: My grandma used to keep all her sewing needs in those containers. Is that the joke?
 White Rice: It's because you didn't get the blue tin.
 Jaktai: It's dark and freezing in Denmark.
 a robot: "American Quality," the tin says. I'm afraid those are probably the worst cookies you will ever eat
 trelyate: off brand Royal Dansk cookies?
 Teechur: By eating them all. Then your pants no longer fit and you have to replace them anyway.
Image 115433   06-26-16   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
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