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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

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 Criwn Grunumple: @a robot You're still right. Much love.
 Vuld Brongo: @fumbduck ...ouch. Even if it's true, you cannot go shouting it out. lol
 Jirt Flumopert: Return flight: #117899
 Thift Brumple: Is that cup still dishwasher safe? Anyway cheers!
 Lild Flumoble: Bless you for coming out in public.
 Framp Plemuble: Cheers, brother
 Trold Horpumbies: We have the friendliest, raddest, best community on the Interwebz, and I hope that doesn't change.
 Frort Morpuble: @Knice it really is a great community, it feels like the one place on the internet where universal hostility isn't the norm, and you should feel proud to be such an important part.
 Frart Rempongo: @Mr. Butt I expected this post to get shot down, honestly: It's obviously rad-bait. But I love to amuse people, and I feel honored to participate here; this is a great community.
 Hurbo Plemongo: @Knice how good does it feel to know that your face is a rad-magnet?
 Jirt Drumungo: @a robot He's the George Ortha of the Spaceship.
 Rarb Flumopert: Knice shirt Mr Vice President!
 Frurbo Grunuble: I don't always drink Rad, but when I do...
 Flulm Dampumbies: I await the first AG tattoo to be posted tbh :p cheers!
 Fringo Drumopert: @Knice @NoRagrets I didn't buy one because the international postage was too high :-(
 Bung Gropert: @Knice Still waiting on my shirt :(
 Vurt Rempopert: Always good to see a friendly face! Cheers
 Flople Gropert: Cheers! You're funniest Aggronaut!
 Pampo Plemupert: I voted rad twice.
 Frerb Groble: Super Rad! We should make a Friendly Yearbook.
 Fluft Rempongo: Cheers!
 Frung Dampungus: @Knice has had his face on the Spaceship more than anyone else. You are braver than the rest of us, cheers!
 Lumpo Horpopert: Would!
 Bingo Brongus: @Knice I nominate you to be the spaceship's ambassador to the world
 Rimp Flumungo: He looks like a Knice guy.
 Vorb Flumoble: Slainte!
 Gong Cremuble: Blame me, Ted, for this is rad.
 Rirb Albopert: Cheers and RADS to you, too!
 Pingo Albomple: Kampai
 Jump Cremumple: Cheers, Aggronaut!
 Memp Rempombies: Cheers, SpaceFriends!
Image 115442   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Bengo Flungo
 Jert Albongus: Seriously misunderstood creatures, walruses are.
 Frorb Plemumbies: kill it with fire
 Berbo Grungus: TFW your mom insists on cutting your hair
 Momp Horpoble: The Bruno Gerussi penguin.
 Gerbo Dampongo: This is the only acceptable neckbeard.
 Veng Groble: Looks like all the guys who work at Caffe Bene.
 Rang Flumungo: Someone sneezed in his beard.
Image 115441   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Pung Plemuble
 Freft Brongus: grumpy dog incoming
 Jung Drumoble: That makes me mad.
 Frild Flumoble: I wanted Wendy's not McDonald's.
 Lald Plemumple: "But I called shotgun."
 Lirt Dampongo: Puppers has resting bitch face
Image 115440   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Thaft Dampongus
 Tharbo Grongus: Pedals faster to start lap 2.
 Mompo Plemupert: The guy on the bike let out a huge fart that the young man walking past is about to walk into.
 Pimp Dampongus: Boobs are just the best.
 Vorb Albungus: Yea, I'd be smiling too.
 Lelm Dampombies: Sun's out, bewbs out!
 Crempo Grunoble: "SET THEM FREE!"
 Tringo Plemungo: Bewbs: Improving your health since time immemorial
 Crurt Morpomple: Today's gonna be a good day!
Image 115439   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Buft Plemongus
 Thown Horpupert: This is awesome. Why do I feel like it may be killing the planet?
 Rarb Morpumbies: I thought the Jupiter probe wouldn't be there until July 4.
 Dople Grunombies: *PfffffrrrrrrRRRRRRT* "Excuse me."
 Rerm Dampupert: [SFX] *Boom!*
Image 115438   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Crurt Albumple
Image 115437 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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 Dalm Cremopert: aannd no one had that tattooed on their ding-a-ling?
 Mirm Plemungus: I could be hard up for employees and the answer would still be no.
 Flolm Rempoble: #115351's other hand
Image 115436   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Ruwn Plemuble
 Tringo Plongo: My spirit baby....
 Rert Plemongus: I couldn't hear you.
Image 115435   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Bang Cremopert
 Parm Flumongus: Do the walk, the walk of life.
 Frild Drumumple: Digging the scene with a gangsta lean.
 Bomp Dampumbies: Haters gonna hate
 Voft Plomple: Is he murder enough
Image 115434   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Flungo Rempongo
 Jilm Morpongo: My grandma used to keep all her sewing needs in those containers. Is that the joke?
 Jung Plungo: It's because you didn't get the blue tin.
 Vart Drumuble: It's dark and freezing in Denmark.
 Paft Alboble: "American Quality," the tin says. I'm afraid those are probably the worst cookies you will ever eat
 Trirt Plemopert: off brand Royal Dansk cookies?
 Vilm Cremomple: By eating them all. Then your pants no longer fit and you have to replace them anyway.
Image 115433   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Lumpo Plemumple
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