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216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: was so amazing....

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

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11. canada: 1115 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1092 points
13. Osiris: 1086 points
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 VoR: @fumbduck ...ouch. Even if it's true, you cannot go shouting it out. lol
 Knice: Return flight: #117899
 Dobly: Is that cup still dishwasher safe? Anyway cheers!
 Skaalar: Bless you for coming out in public.
 gary: Cheers, brother
 a robot: We have the friendliest, raddest, best community on the Interwebz, and I hope that doesn't change.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice it really is a great community, it feels like the one place on the internet where universal hostility isn't the norm, and you should feel proud to be such an important part.
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I expected this post to get shot down, honestly: It's obviously rad-bait. But I love to amuse people, and I feel honored to participate here; this is a great community.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice how good does it feel to know that your face is a rad-magnet?
 Ulillillia: @a robot He's the George Ortha of the Spaceship.
 Korrok: Knice shirt Mr Vice President!
 DrinkMixMan: I don't always drink Rad, but when I do...
 Mattixvii: I await the first AG tattoo to be posted tbh :p cheers!
 Borkf: @Knice @NoRagrets I didn't buy one because the international postage was too high :-(
 NoRagrets: @Knice Still waiting on my shirt :(
 Peter Pantsless: Always good to see a friendly face! Cheers
 fumbduck: Cheers! You're funniest Aggronaut!
 Jayfu: I voted rad twice.
 FistyAnn: Super Rad! We should make a Friendly Yearbook.
 Nugster: Cheers!
 a robot: @Knice has had his face on the Spaceship more than anyone else. You are braver than the rest of us, cheers!
 Mr. Butt: Would!
 Magma Safe: @Knice I nominate you to be the spaceship's ambassador to the world
 CastleBravo: He looks like a Knice guy.
 ignatz: Slainte!
 Ulillillia: Blame me, Ted, for this is rad.
 fanny: Cheers and RADS to you, too!
 San DoDo: Kampai
 winwolf: Cheers, Aggronaut!
 Knice: Cheers, SpaceFriends!
Image 115442   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Knice
 Korrok: Seriously misunderstood creatures, walruses are.
 earl: kill it with fire
 Lutha: TFW your mom insists on cutting your hair
 Cami: The Bruno Gerussi penguin.
 FistyAnn: This is the only acceptable neckbeard.
 AstoriaBum: Looks like all the guys who work at Caffe Bene.
 Amy Housewine: Someone sneezed in his beard.
Image 115441   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Frankt: Please roll down the windows when you fart.
 MaronaPossessed: grumpy dog incoming
 Cami: That makes me mad.
 Teechur: I wanted Wendy's not McDonald's.
 Headoftheclass: "But I called shotgun."
 Jayfu: Puppers has resting bitch face
Image 115440   06-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sumodrsn: Pedals faster to start lap 2.
 happyfamily: The guy on the bike let out a huge fart that the young man walking past is about to walk into.
 Mr. Butt: Boobs are just the best.
 ArchStanton: Yea, I'd be smiling too.
 Headoftheclass: Sun's out, bewbs out!
 sparename: "SET THEM FREE!"
 Nugster: Bewbs: Improving your health since time immemorial
 Mr. Shine: Today's gonna be a good day!
Image 115439   06-26-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 ignatz: This is awesome. Why do I feel like it may be killing the planet?
 Teechur: I thought the Jupiter probe wouldn't be there until July 4.
 Headoftheclass: *PfffffrrrrrrRRRRRRT* "Excuse me."
 Korrok: [SFX] *Boom!*
Image 115438   06-26-16   Uploaded by    DarkTeddy
Image 115437 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by craftjunk. Your image was bad, craftjunk.
 MaronaPossessed: aannd no one had that tattooed on their ding-a-ling?
 kinggheedra: I could be hard up for employees and the answer would still be no.
 Poop van Pants: #115351's other hand
Image 115436   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
 Suburbanmom: My spirit baby....
 Magma Safe: I couldn't hear you.
Image 115435   06-26-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Niels Bohr: Do the walk, the walk of life.
 Amy Housewine: Digging the scene with a gangsta lean.
 itskando: Haters gonna hate
 San DoDo: Is he murder enough
Image 115434   06-26-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 DarkTeddy: My grandma used to keep all her sewing needs in those containers. Is that the joke?
 White Rice: It's because you didn't get the blue tin.
 Jaktai: It's dark and freezing in Denmark.
 a robot: "American Quality," the tin says. I'm afraid those are probably the worst cookies you will ever eat
 trelyate: off brand Royal Dansk cookies?
 Teechur: By eating them all. Then your pants no longer fit and you have to replace them anyway.
Image 115433   06-26-16   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
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