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210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
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9. Mr. Shine
10. Warrax



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
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PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


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 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
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10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
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14. grace: 1062 points
15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
195
 
 Gowenmark: Wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich.
 Beef Supreme: We're the first 56 jerks not pleasing?
 savvoy: Who keeps track of their handjobs?
Image 115128   06-24-16   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Image 115127 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Colbo Mundus. Your image was bad, Colbo Mundus.
Score:
347
 
 Off Topic: Must be some sort of vaccine pill.
 annterland: Finally, a pill made for me.
 Dick Inspector: Dutch people also like to stay awake sometimes.
 Beef Supreme: They must put that in the water in Floriduh.
 Noremak: A little more Flowers for Algernon, quite a bit less Limitless.
 Knice: U a middelen fool
 savvoy: Special needs capsules
Image 115126   06-24-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
103
 
 Winterneuro: @a robot my wife just started using an old tequila bottle for the same thing.
 a robot: Is that....mouthwash in a wine bottle? Weird.
 Mr. Shine: Vampire selfie.
 Derp Herpigan: Vampire Mac fans: iSuck.
 Meow: Harvey the Rabbit selfie?
Image 115125   06-24-16   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
364
 
 a robot: @unoplank I want to go to the alcohol shop that has a self-serve fountain!
 unoplank: do this at the alcohol shop and they get mad and call the cops
 antabuse is the cure: soda companies hate him. with this simple trick he saved tend of thousands on soda. click here to find out how he did it!
 trelyate: that guy must be part owl if he can turn his neck like that
 Beef Supreme: I often wear a spacebag of wine taped to my back when I go to baseball games.
 Mr. Butt: @tib gubb wasn't aware that Dale Gribble was a college kid
 tib gubb: reason number 7306 why college kids suck.
Image 115124   06-24-16   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
405
 
 nointernet: might as well load up on office supplies
 unoplank: start doing inventory and tell them they are out of #10 envelopes, bam! CEO status
 tib gubb: "I work here now"
 Mr. Butt: "Oh, nothing, just getting familiar with the place, since I'll probably be getting supplies from here, a lot, when I start working"
 Ulillillia: Oh my God a rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber
 SunWukong: Masturbate angrily.
Image 115123   06-24-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
282
 
 Jotun: Save your family
 elmosco: @savvoy of course!...
 Ulillillia: i am sampsan
 savvoy: Horrifying
 Mr. Butt: Dem chompers
Image 115122   06-24-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
249
 
 Jotun: Always observe the Sabbath.
 trelyate: I lost like 20 pounds because of policies like this. Seriously
 Sadbot: Don't need to tell me, I've taken plenty of pleasant strolls with a clipboard in hand just to look busy
 savvoy: Remember- if your hands are in your pockets, you are strolling, not walking- you slacker.
 Chest Rockwell: So the guy in the wheelchair is a slacker?
Image 115121   06-24-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
236
 
 petepuma: appalachian trail ftw
 cmd: Convert body fat into facial hair with this one weird trick
 a robot: Too bad about your beard gain.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is he trying out for Castaway 2?
 Ulillillia: Walking is Working
Image 115120   06-24-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
552
 
 Screech: Image saved
 Magma Safe: One of these things is a mythical beast with a glorious mane, the other is a unicorn
Image 115119   06-24-16   Uploaded by    Whorelock
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