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221265  east bay: I knew Ronald had an ulterior motive all those years.

221256  addend: Strangers extend an empty hand. Friends hand me a full glass of booze.

221265  phonk: Billions and billions have...

221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

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Score:
858
 
 Turts: I said GOOD DAY Sir!
 petepuma: @HermwoodLitmajor HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS
 HermwoodLitmajor: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid
 Albatross: Gene Wilder is rad AF
 SomeCanadian: When 83 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 Science: Everlasting Gobstoppers - not even once.
Image 114827   06-23-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
492
 
 VoR: Owl right pupper
 luxuslurch: PS: Does someone know why suddenly all of my pictures are of too poor quality to upload? Did friendly spaceship change its picture policy to super hi-res?
 luxuslurch: Mr. Owl and The Great Woof
Image 114826   06-23-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
291
 
 Cami: @Cami ..TELL you to stop punching yourself...
 Cami: As an oldest brother I will say this: Make your first swing count because if you miss against one of us, we will tell you to stop punching yourself until the battery goes flat or the smell of your soiled pants becomes unbearable.
 Turd Ferguson: Shocking
 p-niiice: instant superhero
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu It's both if you're brave enough.
 Alastair: Ya know, these get made fun of a lot on the internet, and I'm not sure why. They're legitimately an improvement over a traditional stun-gun. The individual finger holes make it harder to disarm, and throwing a punch is much easier than the saber-grip stabs you'd use with a standard stun-gun.
 Jayfu: Pretty sure that's "finger blasting"
 Magma Safe: Hmm. I thought "knuckle blasting" someone meant setting completely different
Image 114825   06-23-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Image 114824 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wolfskin. Boo, wolfskin.
Score:
440
 
 Sparkplug: boop
 petepuma: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 winwolf: Knuckle Blaster
 ignatz: Dude it bowl, Let's go fucking
 SomeCanadian: and a bottle of barbiturates, some duct tape, a hunting knife, a Messiah complex...
 VoR: ...one leg, one arm, keep mooving!
Image 114823   06-23-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
450
 
 Alastair: Rupert Grint owns an Ice Cream Truck, but since he's too lazy to get a proper vending license, he just gives away free ice cream.
Image 114822   06-23-16   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
65
 
 Eleftheros: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
 Turd Ferguson: Story of my life. I need to go apologize to that old gypsey women
 Teechur: You'll get brain freeze every time you eat ice cream. Every. Time.
 SomeCanadian: You will always feel like someone is talking about you. Things will cost more than they used to. Children will loiter on your lawn!!!
Image 114821   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
487
 
 Micro Jackson: Simple tip will save you $100,00 a year!
 Liar tuck: Happy birthday
 Thyming: One of the most logical things she has ever said.
 Sadbot: p-niiice popped their head out of their basement and found King of the Hill lacking. Thus we are condemned to a decade more of Simpsons and Family Guy
 KnowLifer: I love this show and their wallpapers
 p-niiice: i hate this show and its creator
 VoR: I hate how they have two types of wall paper.
Image 114820   06-23-16   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
563
 
 MaronaPossessed: What do you mean there is only ZUUL?
 petepuma: Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 Skam: Zuul is almost light in portuguese, backwards (luz)
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian There is only Zuul :P
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob This is why there is no more magic in the world.
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian PC = "Paper Cassette" if Wiki is to be believed
 SomeCanadian: WTF does 'PC LOAD LETTER' even mean?!?
 Teechur: It's ok. The printer has always acted like it was possessed.
Image 114819   06-23-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
377
 
 Micro Jackson: [Careless Whisper]
 Annoying Vegan : [PLAYS SAXOPHONE IN SPANISH]
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: don't laugh, he grew up to be charlie parker
 Shay: Pick it up, pick it up. HUP HUP Pick it up, pick it up.
 SomeCanadian: *Doots angrily*
 VoR: @korrok He's a spicy dooter. That Grin says it all.
Image 114818   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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