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163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

163936  Bob: @Knice Alternate lyrics

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163785 Snake Jesus: @enfanta Yeah, that's the one.

163794 Snowta: @Prostata Fishdicks

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163806 yev: is she pregnant?



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Score:
858
 
 Turts: I said GOOD DAY Sir!
 petepuma: @HermwoodLitmajor HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS
 HermwoodLitmajor: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid
 Albatross: Gene Wilder is rad AF
 SomeCanadian: When 83 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 Science: Everlasting Gobstoppers - not even once.
Image 114827   06-23-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
492
 
 VoR: Owl right pupper
 luxuslurch: PS: Does someone know why suddenly all of my pictures are of too poor quality to upload? Did friendly spaceship change its picture policy to super hi-res?
 luxuslurch: Mr. Owl and The Great Woof
Image 114826   06-23-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
291
 
 Cami: @Cami ..TELL you to stop punching yourself...
 Cami: As an oldest brother I will say this: Make your first swing count because if you miss against one of us, we will tell you to stop punching yourself until the battery goes flat or the smell of your soiled pants becomes unbearable.
 Turd Ferguson: Shocking
 p-niiice: instant superhero
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu It's both if you're brave enough.
 Alastair: Ya know, these get made fun of a lot on the internet, and I'm not sure why. They're legitimately an improvement over a traditional stun-gun. The individual finger holes make it harder to disarm, and throwing a punch is much easier than the saber-grip stabs you'd use with a standard stun-gun.
 Jayfu: Pretty sure that's "finger blasting"
 Magma Safe: Hmm. I thought "knuckle blasting" someone meant setting completely different
Image 114825   06-23-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Image 114824 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wolfskin. Boo, wolfskin.
Score:
440
 
 Sparkplug: boop
 petepuma: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 winwolf: Knuckle Blaster
 ignatz: Dude it bowl, Let's go fucking
 SomeCanadian: and a bottle of barbiturates, some duct tape, a hunting knife, a Messiah complex...
 VoR: ...one leg, one arm, keep mooving!
Image 114823   06-23-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
450
 
 Alastair: Rupert Grint owns an Ice Cream Truck, but since he's too lazy to get a proper vending license, he just gives away free ice cream.
Image 114822   06-23-16   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
65
 
 Eleftheros: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
 Turd Ferguson: Story of my life. I need to go apologize to that old gypsey women
 Teechur: You'll get brain freeze every time you eat ice cream. Every. Time.
 SomeCanadian: You will always feel like someone is talking about you. Things will cost more than they used to. Children will loiter on your lawn!!!
Image 114821   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
487
 
 Micro Jackson: Simple tip will save you $100,00 a year!
 Liar tuck: Happy birthday
 Thyming: One of the most logical things she has ever said.
 Sadbot: p-niiice popped their head out of their basement and found King of the Hill lacking. Thus we are condemned to a decade more of Simpsons and Family Guy
 KnowLifer: I love this show and their wallpapers
 p-niiice: i hate this show and its creator
 VoR: I hate how they have two types of wall paper.
Image 114820   06-23-16   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
563
 
 MaronaPossessed: What do you mean there is only ZUUL?
 petepuma: Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 Skam: Zuul is almost light in portuguese, backwards (luz)
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian There is only Zuul :P
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob This is why there is no more magic in the world.
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian PC = "Paper Cassette" if Wiki is to be believed
 SomeCanadian: WTF does 'PC LOAD LETTER' even mean?!?
 Teechur: It's ok. The printer has always acted like it was possessed.
Image 114819   06-23-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
377
 
 Micro Jackson: [Careless Whisper]
 Annoying Vegan : [PLAYS SAXOPHONE IN SPANISH]
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: don't laugh, he grew up to be charlie parker
 Shay: Pick it up, pick it up. HUP HUP Pick it up, pick it up.
 SomeCanadian: *Doots angrily*
 VoR: @korrok He's a spicy dooter. That Grin says it all.
Image 114818   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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