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210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

210252  Youll Cowards: Bricktop, you're such a charmer.

210196  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Did they revoke his honourary doctorate of physical education?

210212  illBilliam: The scroll down on this pic was excellent.

210252  Bumbo Lungys: Dya like dags?

210244  AlexDeLarge: Virus danced crazy!

210229  illBilliam: This guy probably paid for this.

210244  Mr. Shine: *and the werld's a phage . . . *

210228  Not A Bot: ...came.

210243  Mr. Shine: *approaches table* "OK, who ordered the Pollo ala Guano?"

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2. Dr Awkward
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Ulillillia
6. Christina
7. WaffleIron
8. Shay
9. Mr Bleak
10. funny in the wall



The top ten most commented-on images today:

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210132 Chest Rockwell: This guy's kid must be huge.

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.



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carlin uploaded 209949 (724 points)
Warrax uploaded 209884 (721 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
norgu5 uploaded 209811 (659 points)
FarmerWalk uploaded 209922 (652 points)
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 4. dangerkeith3000: 1885 points
 5. Warrax: 1734 points
 6. Side Boob: 1731 points
 7. White Male: 1541 points
 8. jimbiscuit: 1531 points
 9. namaste: 1497 points
10. original og: 1319 points
11. gggina: 1246 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1237 points
13. grace: 1199 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1122 points
15. Knice: 1091 points
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Score:
858
 
 Turts: I said GOOD DAY Sir!
 petepuma: @HermwoodLitmajor HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS
 HermwoodLitmajor: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid
 Albatross: Gene Wilder is rad AF
 SomeCanadian: When 83 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 Science: Everlasting Gobstoppers - not even once.
Image 114827   06-23-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
492
 
 VoR: Owl right pupper
 luxuslurch: PS: Does someone know why suddenly all of my pictures are of too poor quality to upload? Did friendly spaceship change its picture policy to super hi-res?
 luxuslurch: Mr. Owl and The Great Woof
Image 114826   06-23-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
291
 
 Cami: @Cami ..TELL you to stop punching yourself...
 Cami: As an oldest brother I will say this: Make your first swing count because if you miss against one of us, we will tell you to stop punching yourself until the battery goes flat or the smell of your soiled pants becomes unbearable.
 Turd Ferguson: Shocking
 p-niiice: instant superhero
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu It's both if you're brave enough.
 Alastair: Ya know, these get made fun of a lot on the internet, and I'm not sure why. They're legitimately an improvement over a traditional stun-gun. The individual finger holes make it harder to disarm, and throwing a punch is much easier than the saber-grip stabs you'd use with a standard stun-gun.
 Jayfu: Pretty sure that's "finger blasting"
 Magma Safe: Hmm. I thought "knuckle blasting" someone meant setting completely different
Image 114825   06-23-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Image 114824 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wolfskin. We'll pray for you, wolfskin.
Score:
440
 
 Sparkplug: boop
 petepuma: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 winwolf: Knuckle Blaster
 ignatz: Dude it bowl, Let's go fucking
 SomeCanadian: and a bottle of barbiturates, some duct tape, a hunting knife, a Messiah complex...
 VoR: ...one leg, one arm, keep mooving!
Image 114823   06-23-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
450
 
 Alastair: Rupert Grint owns an Ice Cream Truck, but since he's too lazy to get a proper vending license, he just gives away free ice cream.
Image 114822   06-23-16   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
65
 
 Eleftheros: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
 Turd Ferguson: Story of my life. I need to go apologize to that old gypsey women
 Teechur: You'll get brain freeze every time you eat ice cream. Every. Time.
 SomeCanadian: You will always feel like someone is talking about you. Things will cost more than they used to. Children will loiter on your lawn!!!
Image 114821   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
487
 
 Micro Jackson: Simple tip will save you $100,00 a year!
 Liar tuck: Happy birthday
 Thyming: One of the most logical things she has ever said.
 Sadbot: p-niiice popped their head out of their basement and found King of the Hill lacking. Thus we are condemned to a decade more of Simpsons and Family Guy
 KnowLifer: I love this show and their wallpapers
 p-niiice: i hate this show and its creator
 VoR: I hate how they have two types of wall paper.
Image 114820   06-23-16   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
563
 
 MaronaPossessed: What do you mean there is only ZUUL?
 petepuma: Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 Skam: Zuul is almost light in portuguese, backwards (luz)
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian There is only Zuul :P
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob This is why there is no more magic in the world.
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian PC = "Paper Cassette" if Wiki is to be believed
 SomeCanadian: WTF does 'PC LOAD LETTER' even mean?!?
 Teechur: It's ok. The printer has always acted like it was possessed.
Image 114819   06-23-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
377
 
 Micro Jackson: [Careless Whisper]
 Annoying Vegan : [PLAYS SAXOPHONE IN SPANISH]
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: don't laugh, he grew up to be charlie parker
 Shay: Pick it up, pick it up. HUP HUP Pick it up, pick it up.
 SomeCanadian: *Doots angrily*
 VoR: @korrok He's a spicy dooter. That Grin says it all.
Image 114818   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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