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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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1. glenalec
2. Robespierre
3. Ulillillia
4. Christina
5. Captain Marsupial
6. Teechur
7. Yurishiro
8. funny in the wall
9. tib gubb
10. itskando

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237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

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Messed Up Dog uploaded 237863 (1040 points)
flowers uploaded 237928 (1031 points)
discodisco uploaded 238027 (1027 points)
Dresdenkeogh uploaded 237685 (1025 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (981 points)
elronhubard uploaded 237673 (946 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (938 points)
Bro Bro uploaded 237699 (931 points)
logono uploaded 237845 (931 points)

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 7421 points
 3. ping: 4694 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. logono: 3500 points
 7. a robot: 2544 points
 8. Taters: 2216 points
 9. bookcase: 2073 points
10. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
14. barfolomew: 1868 points
15. deadwombat: 1783 points
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 Turts: I said GOOD DAY Sir!
 petepuma: @HermwoodLitmajor HE SHOT ME IN THE ASS
 HermwoodLitmajor: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid
 Albatross: Gene Wilder is rad AF
 SomeCanadian: When 83 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
 Science: Everlasting Gobstoppers - not even once.
Image 114827   06-23-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
 VoR: Owl right pupper
 luxuslurch: PS: Does someone know why suddenly all of my pictures are of too poor quality to upload? Did friendly spaceship change its picture policy to super hi-res?
 luxuslurch: Mr. Owl and The Great Woof
Image 114826   06-23-16   Uploaded by    grandma
 Cami: @Cami ..TELL you to stop punching yourself...
 Cami: As an oldest brother I will say this: Make your first swing count because if you miss against one of us, we will tell you to stop punching yourself until the battery goes flat or the smell of your soiled pants becomes unbearable.
 Turd Ferguson: Shocking
 p-niiice: instant superhero
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu It's both if you're brave enough.
 Alastair: Ya know, these get made fun of a lot on the internet, and I'm not sure why. They're legitimately an improvement over a traditional stun-gun. The individual finger holes make it harder to disarm, and throwing a punch is much easier than the saber-grip stabs you'd use with a standard stun-gun.
 Jayfu: Pretty sure that's "finger blasting"
 Magma Safe: Hmm. I thought "knuckle blasting" someone meant setting completely different
Image 114825   06-23-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Image 114824 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wolfskin. We'll pray for you, wolfskin.
 Sparkplug: boop
 petepuma: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 winwolf: Knuckle Blaster
 ignatz: Dude it bowl, Let's go fucking
 SomeCanadian: and a bottle of barbiturates, some duct tape, a hunting knife, a Messiah complex...
 VoR: leg, one arm, keep mooving!
Image 114823   06-23-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
 Alastair: Rupert Grint owns an Ice Cream Truck, but since he's too lazy to get a proper vending license, he just gives away free ice cream.
Image 114822   06-23-16   Uploaded by    westerner
 Eleftheros: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
 Turd Ferguson: Story of my life. I need to go apologize to that old gypsey women
 Teechur: You'll get brain freeze every time you eat ice cream. Every. Time.
 SomeCanadian: You will always feel like someone is talking about you. Things will cost more than they used to. Children will loiter on your lawn!!!
Image 114821   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
 Micro Jackson: Simple tip will save you $100,00 a year!
 Liar tuck: Happy birthday
 Thyming: One of the most logical things she has ever said.
 Sadbot: p-niiice popped their head out of their basement and found King of the Hill lacking. Thus we are condemned to a decade more of Simpsons and Family Guy
 KnowLifer: I love this show and their wallpapers
 p-niiice: i hate this show and its creator
 VoR: I hate how they have two types of wall paper.
Image 114820   06-23-16   Uploaded by    conner
 MaronaPossessed: What do you mean there is only ZUUL?
 petepuma: Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 Skam: Zuul is almost light in portuguese, backwards (luz)
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian There is only Zuul :P
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob This is why there is no more magic in the world.
 Side Boob: @SomeCanadian PC = "Paper Cassette" if Wiki is to be believed
 SomeCanadian: WTF does 'PC LOAD LETTER' even mean?!?
 Teechur: It's ok. The printer has always acted like it was possessed.
Image 114819   06-23-16   Uploaded by    maura
 Micro Jackson: [Careless Whisper]
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: don't laugh, he grew up to be charlie parker
 Shay: Pick it up, pick it up. HUP HUP Pick it up, pick it up.
 SomeCanadian: *Doots angrily*
 VoR: @korrok He's a spicy dooter. That Grin says it all.
Image 114818   06-23-16   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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