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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
381
 
 annterland: Do you have any spare change? He needs tp for his bunghole.
 HermwoodLitmajor: He's played the Devil, a priest, and Jesus Christ. But this summer Max von Sydow is... Crazy Eddie
 Science: Are you threatening me?
 Musician: mumbles "I was the Great Cornholio, I need... mmmm hmmmm, hey pal you got another smoke?"
Image 114657   06-22-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
415
 
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-EI-EI-EI-ei-ei-ei
 Greek Fire: @Albatross The time is gone, the song is over. Thought I'd something more to say.
 petepuma: Um, I just need an oil switcherino, thanks.
 DonkeyPuncher: what does it sound like when you tiiink?
 Peter Pantsless: "KAAAAHN and to a lesser extent, Keville"
 Peter Pantsless: "Are you kidding me with this shit?" - maintenance guy
 HermwoodLitmajor: Just spank it already
 Mr. Butt: I see you there, Yoko!
 Albatross: Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
 Amy Housewine: PARDON?
Image 114656   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
624
 
 a robot: It's like the more money we come across, the more cats we see
 Angry Lobster: Living in the Catgangsta's paradise.
 petepuma: It's funny because it's a cat.
 Bluetocracy: Same.
 Peter Pantsless: Stack dat paper, get dat beautiful people
 5 Headed Snake God: Life ain't nothin' but kittens and money.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Tequila makes my clothes fall off!
 ThatGuy: $320?
 NoRagrets: Someone just went to the bank recently I see.
 Christina: Who covered the cat with money?
Image 114655   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
649
 
 professional: @Albatross Come on
 a robot: Hey, I think I knew that guy in high school!
 petepuma: We call him "Fister Roboto"
 DonkeyPuncher: How many times did the engineers show him before his training was complete?
 Poop van Pants: Irrumatiobot
 Amy Housewine: +++IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT+++ (followed by an strangely orgasmic sounding sequence of beeps)
 Yam: @Yam wait. It says mouth. I can't read. Oh no.
 Yam: @Mr. Butt Maybe his name is "Your Mother"
 Knice: I see you @a robot.
 Mr. Butt: @Albatross Let me rephrase the question: Why does he want to escape?
 Fishy: @Albatross his name is Mr. Butt not mister Mouth.
 Albatross: @Mr. Butt Why not!
 Mr. Butt: Why?
Image 114654   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: More proof that children are terrible.
 MaronaPossessed: Let me introduce you, little girl, to everyone's friend, Flowey the Flower.
 Bluetocracy: The Lucy shirt is appropriate.
 A duck: Flowers: An enemy so hated we tear off their genitals and give them as gifts and use them as decoration
 Alkavarion: I thought you were kicking them in the dick.
 Christina: That's is mean.
Image 114653   06-22-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
439
 
 Air Biscuit: @Knice but you say im not a cat.
 Angry Lobster: "You think you're angry and tough? Bring it!"
 Christina: NOO!
 Knice: "OH BAY-BEE YOUUUUU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEE-EEEED."
 WaffleIron: "Free to good, home: Angry cat"
Image 114652   06-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
244
 
 a robot: Right next door to Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
 Knice: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Image 114651   06-22-16   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
356
 
 Mr. Shine: Tinyurl, people! Jeez!
 Micro Jackson: Took me 20 minutes to type this in to my browser. Totally worth it
 Angry Lobster: Hope they didn't charge by every letter.
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp I made the same comment on this image a while back. images posted more than once are classics... so comments must be too ;)
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny What does it mean to classic a comment?
 fanny: and because I was raised with a lot of guilt, I have a confession: I classiced my comment on this post from a while back.
 DarkTeddy: Or just google it...
 hurr: bit. ly is bacon lol
 hurr: hey gov....have you heard about bacon?
 Christina: ... to begin application process
 Minnesotan: I hope someone was fired over this.
 originaluser: Is this an application for a post involving lots of data entry?
 Firm Buttocks: So you see why they need someone so urgently
 fanny: if you successfully make it to the website you are automatically hired.
 WaffleIron: Craig Police Communication Intern, 3k$ a month
Image 114650   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
162
 
 XLY: If a Burger dog could wear grilled onions and mustard would it wear them like this? Or liek thees?
 DeepReddishBlue: Needs more Determination.
 Peter Pantsless: @Firm Buttocks #106274
 bug: This... took a surprising amount of thought.
 Alkavarion: Junji Ito's foray into storyboarding for Spongebob was short-lived.
 Turd Ferguson: "You forgot the pickles!!!"
 petepuma: Dammit, demonic SpongeBob
 Knice: Yep, there goes old Ketchup Legs.
 Firm Buttocks: no
 sparename: Almost "The Canine Centipede
 Blimpet: Don't do acid, Kids.
 WaffleIron: less of this.
Image 114649   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
426
 
 Air Biscuit: I dont like this buthorn. Ide like to go back to classic buthorn.
 MaronaPossessed: Basically those who have depression.
 Micro Jackson: Goin out on top
 Bluetocracy: bet you wish you were mortal.
 Nugster: @WaffleIron Such an incendiary comment! :)
 Zukero: YOu wasted time doing laundry for clothes you'll never use.
 WaffleIron: the verb of the day is "immolate"
Image 114648   06-22-16   Uploaded by    FistyAnn
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