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238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

238410  WTF: Reusable fuck given.

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. Christina
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9. Side Boob
10. mexican

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

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karpeles uploaded 238306 (1030 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1023 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (961 points)
totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
ping uploaded 238211 (894 points)

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 3. Side Boob: 4685 points
 4. ping: 3921 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3152 points
 7. logono: 2174 points
 8. Horp Lello: 2090 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 annterland: Do you have any spare change? He needs tp for his bunghole.
 HermwoodLitmajor: He's played the Devil, a priest, and Jesus Christ. But this summer Max von Sydow is... Crazy Eddie
 Science: Are you threatening me?
 Musician: mumbles "I was the Great Cornholio, I need... mmmm hmmmm, hey pal you got another smoke?"
Image 114657   06-22-16   Uploaded by    VoR
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-EI-EI-EI-ei-ei-ei
 Greek Fire: @Albatross The time is gone, the song is over. Thought I'd something more to say.
 petepuma: Um, I just need an oil switcherino, thanks.
 DonkeyPuncher: what does it sound like when you tiiink?
 Peter Pantsless: "KAAAAHN and to a lesser extent, Keville"
 Peter Pantsless: "Are you kidding me with this shit?" - maintenance guy
 HermwoodLitmajor: Just spank it already
 Mr. Butt: I see you there, Yoko!
 Albatross: Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
 Amy Housewine: PARDON?
Image 114656   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 a robot: It's like the more money we come across, the more cats we see
 Angry Lobster: Living in the Catgangsta's paradise.
 petepuma: It's funny because it's a cat.
 Bluetocracy: Same.
 Peter Pantsless: Stack dat paper, get dat beautiful people
 5 Headed Snake God: Life ain't nothin' but kittens and money.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Tequila makes my clothes fall off!
 ThatGuy: $320?
 NoRagrets: Someone just went to the bank recently I see.
 Christina: Who covered the cat with money?
Image 114655   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 professional: @Albatross Come on
 a robot: Hey, I think I knew that guy in high school!
 petepuma: We call him "Fister Roboto"
 DonkeyPuncher: How many times did the engineers show him before his training was complete?
 Poop van Pants: Irrumatiobot
 Amy Housewine: +++IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT+++ (followed by an strangely orgasmic sounding sequence of beeps)
 Yam: @Yam wait. It says mouth. I can't read. Oh no.
 Yam: @Mr. Butt Maybe his name is "Your Mother"
 Knice: I see you @a robot.
 Mr. Butt: @Albatross Let me rephrase the question: Why does he want to escape?
 Fishy: @Albatross his name is Mr. Butt not mister Mouth.
 Albatross: @Mr. Butt Why not!
 Mr. Butt: Why?
Image 114654   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 tib gubb: More proof that children are terrible.
 MaronaPossessed: Let me introduce you, little girl, to everyone's friend, Flowey the Flower.
 Bluetocracy: The Lucy shirt is appropriate.
 A duck: Flowers: An enemy so hated we tear off their genitals and give them as gifts and use them as decoration
 Alkavarion: I thought you were kicking them in the dick.
 Christina: That's is mean.
Image 114653   06-22-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 Air Biscuit: @Knice but you say im not a cat.
 Angry Lobster: "You think you're angry and tough? Bring it!"
 Christina: NOO!
 WaffleIron: "Free to good, home: Angry cat"
Image 114652   06-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a robot: Right next door to Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
 Knice: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Image 114651   06-22-16   Uploaded by    east bay
 Mr. Shine: Tinyurl, people! Jeez!
 Micro Jackson: Took me 20 minutes to type this in to my browser. Totally worth it
 Angry Lobster: Hope they didn't charge by every letter.
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp I made the same comment on this image a while back. images posted more than once are classics... so comments must be too ;)
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny What does it mean to classic a comment?
 fanny: and because I was raised with a lot of guilt, I have a confession: I classiced my comment on this post from a while back.
 DarkTeddy: Or just google it...
 hurr: bit. ly is bacon lol
 hurr: hey gov....have you heard about bacon?
 Christina: ... to begin application process
 Minnesotan: I hope someone was fired over this.
 ping: Is this an application for a post involving lots of data entry?
 Firm Buttocks: So you see why they need someone so urgently
 fanny: if you successfully make it to the website you are automatically hired.
 WaffleIron: Craig Police Communication Intern, 3k$ a month
Image 114650   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
 XLY: If a Burger dog could wear grilled onions and mustard would it wear them like this? Or liek thees?
 DeepReddishBlue: Needs more Determination.
 Peter Pantsless: @Firm Buttocks #106274
 bug: This... took a surprising amount of thought.
 Alkavarion: Junji Ito's foray into storyboarding for Spongebob was short-lived.
 Turd Ferguson: "You forgot the pickles!!!"
 petepuma: Dammit, demonic SpongeBob
 Knice: Yep, there goes old Ketchup Legs.
 Firm Buttocks: no
 sparename: Almost "The Canine Centipede
 Blimpet: Don't do acid, Kids.
 WaffleIron: less of this.
Image 114649   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
 Air Biscuit: I dont like this buthorn. Ide like to go back to classic buthorn.
 MaronaPossessed: Basically those who have depression.
 Micro Jackson: Goin out on top
 Bluetocracy: bet you wish you were mortal.
 Nugster: @WaffleIron Such an incendiary comment! :)
 Zukero: YOu wasted time doing laundry for clothes you'll never use.
 WaffleIron: the verb of the day is "immolate"
Image 114648   06-22-16   Uploaded by    FistyAnn
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