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221504  Unicorn: Wait how were you IN your desk? Maybe you were haunting it as ghost???

221496  bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.

221504  boozer: thank mr spinal

221495  carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren

221493  Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"

221504  weed poop: Dude nsfw please

221471  Kaviri: This is actually a copy of current US foreign policy.

221493  Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me

221470  Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221492  FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.

221477  Mr. Shine: "Today all debts are paid."

221504  Peach Toddler: shuld uv warnd hem. thers a gyant fucken snake behind him

221478  Kaviri: Yep, hes dead.

221483  Mr. Shine: Like Korey Stringer, this writer needs to chill.

221493  Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?

221503  cakefizzle: Doggomelon

221495  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse

221487  Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!

221489  White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.

221492  White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Pizza: HIPSTER! ...Felt good to get that out.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221407 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..

221470 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts



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Score:
381
 
 annterland: Do you have any spare change? He needs tp for his bunghole.
 HermwoodLitmajor: He's played the Devil, a priest, and Jesus Christ. But this summer Max von Sydow is... Crazy Eddie
 Science: Are you threatening me?
 Musician: mumbles "I was the Great Cornholio, I need... mmmm hmmmm, hey pal you got another smoke?"
Image 114657   06-22-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
415
 
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-EI-EI-EI-ei-ei-ei
 Greek Fire: @Albatross The time is gone, the song is over. Thought I'd something more to say.
 petepuma: Um, I just need an oil switcherino, thanks.
 DonkeyPuncher: what does it sound like when you tiiink?
 Peter Pantsless: "KAAAAHN and to a lesser extent, Keville"
 Peter Pantsless: "Are you kidding me with this shit?" - maintenance guy
 HermwoodLitmajor: Just spank it already
 Mr. Butt: I see you there, Yoko!
 Albatross: Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
 Amy Housewine: PARDON?
Image 114656   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
624
 
 a robot: It's like the more money we come across, the more cats we see
 Angry Lobster: Living in the Catgangsta's paradise.
 petepuma: It's funny because it's a cat.
 Bluetocracy: Same.
 Peter Pantsless: Stack dat paper, get dat beautiful people
 5 Headed Snake God: Life ain't nothin' but kittens and money.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Tequila makes my clothes fall off!
 ThatGuy: $320?
 NoRagrets: Someone just went to the bank recently I see.
 Christina: Who covered the cat with money?
Image 114655   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
649
 
 professional: @Albatross Come on
 a robot: Hey, I think I knew that guy in high school!
 petepuma: We call him "Fister Roboto"
 DonkeyPuncher: How many times did the engineers show him before his training was complete?
 Poop van Pants: Irrumatiobot
 Amy Housewine: +++IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT+++ (followed by an strangely orgasmic sounding sequence of beeps)
 Yam: @Yam wait. It says mouth. I can't read. Oh no.
 Yam: @Mr. Butt Maybe his name is "Your Mother"
 Knice: I see you @a robot.
 Mr. Butt: @Albatross Let me rephrase the question: Why does he want to escape?
 Fishy: @Albatross his name is Mr. Butt not mister Mouth.
 Albatross: @Mr. Butt Why not!
 Mr. Butt: Why?
Image 114654   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: More proof that children are terrible.
 MaronaPossessed: Let me introduce you, little girl, to everyone's friend, Flowey the Flower.
 Bluetocracy: The Lucy shirt is appropriate.
 A duck: Flowers: An enemy so hated we tear off their genitals and give them as gifts and use them as decoration
 Alkavarion: I thought you were kicking them in the dick.
 Christina: That's is mean.
Image 114653   06-22-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
439
 
 Air Biscuit: @Knice but you say im not a cat.
 Angry Lobster: "You think you're angry and tough? Bring it!"
 Christina: NOO!
 Knice: "OH BAY-BEE YOUUUUU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEE-EEEED."
 WaffleIron: "Free to good, home: Angry cat"
Image 114652   06-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
244
 
 a robot: Right next door to Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
 Knice: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Image 114651   06-22-16   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
356
 
 Mr. Shine: Tinyurl, people! Jeez!
 Micro Jackson: Took me 20 minutes to type this in to my browser. Totally worth it
 Angry Lobster: Hope they didn't charge by every letter.
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp I made the same comment on this image a while back. images posted more than once are classics... so comments must be too ;)
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny What does it mean to classic a comment?
 fanny: and because I was raised with a lot of guilt, I have a confession: I classiced my comment on this post from a while back.
 DarkTeddy: Or just google it...
 hurr: bit. ly is bacon lol
 hurr: hey gov....have you heard about bacon?
 Christina: ... to begin application process
 Minnesotan: I hope someone was fired over this.
 ping: Is this an application for a post involving lots of data entry?
 Firm Buttocks: So you see why they need someone so urgently
 fanny: if you successfully make it to the website you are automatically hired.
 WaffleIron: Craig Police Communication Intern, 3k$ a month
Image 114650   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
162
 
 XLY: If a Burger dog could wear grilled onions and mustard would it wear them like this? Or liek thees?
 DeepReddishBlue: Needs more Determination.
 Peter Pantsless: @Firm Buttocks #106274
 bug: This... took a surprising amount of thought.
 Alkavarion: Junji Ito's foray into storyboarding for Spongebob was short-lived.
 Turd Ferguson: "You forgot the pickles!!!"
 petepuma: Dammit, demonic SpongeBob
 Knice: Yep, there goes old Ketchup Legs.
 Firm Buttocks: no
 sparename: Almost "The Canine Centipede
 Blimpet: Don't do acid, Kids.
 WaffleIron: less of this.
Image 114649   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
426
 
 Air Biscuit: I dont like this buthorn. Ide like to go back to classic buthorn.
 MaronaPossessed: Basically those who have depression.
 Micro Jackson: Goin out on top
 Bluetocracy: bet you wish you were mortal.
 Nugster: @WaffleIron Such an incendiary comment! :)
 Zukero: YOu wasted time doing laundry for clothes you'll never use.
 WaffleIron: the verb of the day is "immolate"
Image 114648   06-22-16   Uploaded by    FistyAnn
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