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268187  Yam: This is adorable

268196  The Dog Dies: Blues don't get tired.

268181  MrBoffo: Engineered for better sound

268184  AlexDeLarge: 1)Just skip to the 2nd to last sentence 2) do something fun with the 10 minutes I saved you.

268174  Side Boob: #267812 *another day with that song stuck in my head*

268179  Side Boob: @MrBoffo It's clearly a tennis ball :P

268181  Side Boob: Yup. Those are people (though the kid in the Mets jersey looks sketchy).

268182  sparename: Ba da da da da da da, ceilin' groovy

268168  Not A Bot: I see their disability is both mental and visual.

268182  Side Boob: osha.jpg

268183  sparename: @Clim Tinties Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bear dog)

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv

268182  Scoo: Eh, safety 3st

268181  Shay: Amazing.

268176  WannaBee: He's taking that monster shit.

268178  WannaBee: Uh...?

268174  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward dont herniate yourself.

268180  Shay: I don't see purple and black checkers.

268103  wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!

268179  MrBoffo: Pretty sure this is a dog...

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9. Felicity
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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
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Score:
381
 
 annterland: Do you have any spare change? He needs tp for his bunghole.
 HermwoodLitmajor: He's played the Devil, a priest, and Jesus Christ. But this summer Max von Sydow is... Crazy Eddie
 Science: Are you threatening me?
 Musician: mumbles "I was the Great Cornholio, I need... mmmm hmmmm, hey pal you got another smoke?"
Image 114657   06-22-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
415
 
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-ei-EI-EI-EI-ei-ei-ei
 Greek Fire: @Albatross The time is gone, the song is over. Thought I'd something more to say.
 petepuma: Um, I just need an oil switcherino, thanks.
 DonkeyPuncher: what does it sound like when you tiiink?
 Peter Pantsless: "KAAAAHN and to a lesser extent, Keville"
 Peter Pantsless: "Are you kidding me with this shit?" - maintenance guy
 HermwoodLitmajor: Just spank it already
 Mr. Butt: I see you there, Yoko!
 Albatross: Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
 Amy Housewine: PARDON?
Image 114656   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
624
 
 a robot: It's like the more money we come across, the more cats we see
 Angry Lobster: Living in the Catgangsta's paradise.
 petepuma: It's funny because it's a cat.
 Bluetocracy: Same.
 Peter Pantsless: Stack dat paper, get dat beautiful people
 5 Headed Snake God: Life ain't nothin' but kittens and money.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Tequila makes my clothes fall off!
 ThatGuy: $320?
 NoRagrets: Someone just went to the bank recently I see.
 Christina: Who covered the cat with money?
Image 114655   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
649
 
 professional: @Albatross Come on
 a robot: Hey, I think I knew that guy in high school!
 petepuma: We call him "Fister Roboto"
 DonkeyPuncher: How many times did the engineers show him before his training was complete?
 Poop van Pants: Irrumatiobot
 Amy Housewine: +++IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT+++ (followed by an strangely orgasmic sounding sequence of beeps)
 Yam: @Yam wait. It says mouth. I can't read. Oh no.
 Yam: @Mr. Butt Maybe his name is "Your Mother"
 Knice: I see you @a robot.
 Mr. Butt: @Albatross Let me rephrase the question: Why does he want to escape?
 Fishy: @Albatross his name is Mr. Butt not mister Mouth.
 Albatross: @Mr. Butt Why not!
 Mr. Butt: Why?
Image 114654   06-22-16   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: More proof that children are terrible.
 MaronaPossessed: Let me introduce you, little girl, to everyone's friend, Flowey the Flower.
 Bluetocracy: The Lucy shirt is appropriate.
 A duck: Flowers: An enemy so hated we tear off their genitals and give them as gifts and use them as decoration
 Alkavarion: I thought you were kicking them in the dick.
 Christina: That's is mean.
Image 114653   06-22-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
439
 
 Air Biscuit: @Knice but you say im not a cat.
 Angry Lobster: "You think you're angry and tough? Bring it!"
 Christina: NOO!
 Knice: "OH BAY-BEE YOUUUUU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEE-EEEED."
 WaffleIron: "Free to good, home: Angry cat"
Image 114652   06-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
244
 
 a robot: Right next door to Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
 Knice: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Image 114651   06-22-16   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
356
 
 Mr. Shine: Tinyurl, people! Jeez!
 Micro Jackson: Took me 20 minutes to type this in to my browser. Totally worth it
 Angry Lobster: Hope they didn't charge by every letter.
 fanny: @Jaunty Shrimp I made the same comment on this image a while back. images posted more than once are classics... so comments must be too ;)
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny What does it mean to classic a comment?
 fanny: and because I was raised with a lot of guilt, I have a confession: I classiced my comment on this post from a while back.
 DarkTeddy: Or just google it...
 hurr: bit. ly is bacon lol
 hurr: hey gov....have you heard about bacon?
 Christina: ... to begin application process
 Minnesotan: I hope someone was fired over this.
 originaluser: Is this an application for a post involving lots of data entry?
 Firm Buttocks: So you see why they need someone so urgently
 fanny: if you successfully make it to the website you are automatically hired.
 WaffleIron: Craig Police Communication Intern, 3k$ a month
Image 114650   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
162
 
 XLY: If a Burger dog could wear grilled onions and mustard would it wear them like this? Or liek thees?
 DeepReddishBlue: Needs more Determination.
 Peter Pantsless: @Firm Buttocks #106274
 bug: This... took a surprising amount of thought.
 Alkavarion: Junji Ito's foray into storyboarding for Spongebob was short-lived.
 Turd Ferguson: "You forgot the pickles!!!"
 petepuma: Dammit, demonic SpongeBob
 Knice: Yep, there goes old Ketchup Legs.
 Firm Buttocks: no
 sparename: Almost "The Canine Centipede
 Blimpet: Don't do acid, Kids.
 WaffleIron: less of this.
Image 114649   06-22-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
426
 
 Air Biscuit: I dont like this buthorn. Ide like to go back to classic buthorn.
 MaronaPossessed: Basically those who have depression.
 Micro Jackson: Goin out on top
 Bluetocracy: bet you wish you were mortal.
 Nugster: @WaffleIron Such an incendiary comment! :)
 Zukero: YOu wasted time doing laundry for clothes you'll never use.
 WaffleIron: the verb of the day is "immolate"
Image 114648   06-22-16   Uploaded by    FistyAnn
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