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272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

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 fanny: #220566 leave quick!
 fanny: get the hell outta here #181081
 fanny: go back #180580
 a robot: #156408 Go back! @fanny I got ya
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless and i'll do it again if i have to, damnit!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny It's not a good sign that you keep having to do that
 fanny: #154586 go back
 fanny: #135732 go back
 fanny: #115763 go back
 butterysmart: Muak Muak Muak
 Gomi Day: i never would have guessed "same" would become one of my top three comments ever.. .
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why does she hate filet minion?
 a robot: @Teechur Same reason the rest of us do: they are awful
 Donut: It is best to dislike popular things and be considered an idiot, rather than post a teary appeal on Youtube and remove all doubt.
 Teechur: Why does Arya Stark hate Minions?
 5 Headed Snake God: Damn, @Gomi Day stole my comment.
 NoRagrets: Leave minions alone!
 Gomi Day: same..
Image 113935   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 Noremak: The Illinois card should have a picture of our budget.
 Starry Lemon: comment unrelated
 Beef Supreme: Square states in Flyover country take this kind of shit seriously.
 Korrok: I knew it!
 Air Biscuit: Nice post card macro.
 Frank herbert: Noooo. They copied the same land in both states is all
 KyleisBobDole: @Flarmie this is closer to the Minnesota border than either of those so I think it's just a photogenic church.
 KyleisBobDole: I think I've driven by this. Their graveyard looks like a chess set.
 Flarmie: Illinois and Nebraska both share a border with Iowa...maybe it's just a really tall church? That looks the same from every angle?
Image 113934   06-18-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 Mr. Butt: @Musician Even I'm impressed with my self-control, really.
 Musician: You are a big man @Mr. Butt
 Blimpet: You did what to my balls!?
 werterland: "You gave your leftovers to the CAT?!"
 Mr. Butt: @Chinese Buffet I was going to make a joke about how I don't want a Chinese Buffet anywhere near this dog, but I decided that I'm better than that.
 Chinese Buffet: all right
Image 113933   06-18-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 San DoDo: IT'S ALIVE!!
 Air Biscuit: Now ive a klaus nomi parody i just made up stuck in my head: When i see a steak waiting to be eatn, i cant stop, i cant stop i say LIGHTNING STRIIIIIKES THE STEAK.
 MassDefect: @werterland @Agamemnon Triforce It looks to me like they're talking about irradiation - specifically using beta rays (electrons) in this case. It's a fantastic method of sterilizing certain foods. Gamma rays can kill germs even after packaging the product.
 tib gubb: Look up "horse meat" and "radiation" it's a pretreatment.
 Annoying Vegan : This is what vegans actually believe
 CHA: This kills the steak
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is not how microwaves work.
 werterland: I'm no scientist, but I don't think that's how microwave ovens actually work, The '50s.
 HermwoodLitmajor: If it's vacuum sealed that's one thing, but if the maggots got to it, let it go
Image 113932   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 XLY: Like, this is the rare occasion where the fully functioning sign might actually be raunchier
 minimum max: this is the new superfood
Image 113931   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Image 113930 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

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 ModelTRex: Never skip leg day, Barbie.
 younglink: hahaha @Mr. Shine
 Frank herbert: @UseYourName reread rule 34
 Agamemnon Triforce: Thing is, the girls look at Barbie and feel threatened. Boys look at He-Man and think, "Yeah, that's me when I hit puberty."
 Mr. Butt: @5 Headed Snake God Barbie = barbiturates
 werterland: @Alastair Because, for girls, it doesn't matter how smart you are; if you're not pretty, your accomplishments don't count.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Mr. Butt I'm intensely curious as to what the replaced word was.
 Alastair: They are of course, ignoring that Barbie has held a ludicrous number of professions over the years including some in STEM fields, which sends little girls the message that they can grow up to be whatever they want, and instead only focus on her looks.
 UseYourName: Is there a rule #34 for this? Asking for a friend.
 CastleBravo: @Mr. Butt Autocorrect is so awesome at times.
 Headoftheclass: Bet they'd make one helluva kid!
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt thanks, autocorrect
 Mr. Butt: Point taken. Throw your daughter's barbiturates in the trash and buy her He-Man toys.
 Mr. Shine: Fvck you, 9gag
 jonz: Skeletor gives unrealistic body standards for skeletons.
Image 113929   06-18-16   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 werterland: No, you won't. Captain Trips has already spread far and wide at this point.
Image 113928   06-18-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 FatTigerWoods: Heavy duty: for when that potato salad needs to be extra f*cking good
 MassDefect: Clinical strength mayo.
 AdamBomb286: Remember to only use heavy duty mayo in the Posi Track diff.
 Wolfechu: heavy-duty lubes your throat and allows you to swallow chicken drumsticks without chewing
 werterland: Both, please. Yes, at once!!
 Jayfu: Heavy duty, for fuckin!
 Mr. Shine: Can't take any chances. Gimme the high-test.
 CastleBravo: Higher viscosity. Doesn't break down under repeated high-temperature spreading.
 fanny: ummm, I guess I'll take the heavy duty?
Image 113927   06-18-16   Uploaded by    meh
 Tom Nob: mothers, don't let your children grow up to idolize murderers.
 Dreforian: @Scoo Hodgepodge!
 nathan: We had those computers in middle school. Mac LC 575s. Used to love playing around with HyperCard on them.
Image 113926   06-18-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
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