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262521  Felicity: That's a tot ology

262522  Felicity: INEWARHOL?

262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound

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262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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Score:
908
 
 Mimp Dampombies: #220566 leave quick!
 Herm Grunongus: get the hell outta here #181081
 Hirb Morpongus: go back #180580
 Trawn Plemumple: #156408 Go back! @fanny I got ya
 Fleft Drumumbies: @Peter Pantsless and i'll do it again if i have to, damnit!
 Guft Plemuble: @fanny It's not a good sign that you keep having to do that
 Porbo Pluble: #154586 go back
 Ring Flumongo: #135732 go back
 Rompo Morpombies: #115763 go back
 Crongo Brupert: Muak Muak Muak
 Crong Drumumbies: i never would have guessed "same" would become one of my top three comments ever.. .
 Jimpo Dampongo: Why does she hate filet minion?
 Gorb Drumungo: @Teechur Same reason the rest of us do: they are awful
 Bulm Bruble: It is best to dislike popular things and be considered an idiot, rather than post a teary appeal on Youtube and remove all doubt.
 Gart Plongus: Why does Arya Stark hate Minions?
 Dawn Grunungo: Damn, @Gomi Day stole my comment.
 Pingo Albupert: Leave minions alone!
 Gurm Horpumple: same..
Image 113935   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Puple Horpupert
Score:
605
 
 Lorbo Drumumple: The Illinois card should have a picture of our budget.
 Tromp Drumungus: comment unrelated
 Thampo Cremongus: Square states in Flyover country take this kind of shit seriously.
 Fliple Drumumple: I knew it!
 Lango Brongo: Nice post card macro.
 Vompo Horpoble: Noooo. They copied the same land in both states is all
 Veng Flombies: @Flarmie this is closer to the Minnesota border than either of those so I think it's just a photogenic church.
 Flirm Morpuble: I think I've driven by this. Their graveyard looks like a chess set.
 Trorm Brongo: Illinois and Nebraska both share a border with Iowa...maybe it's just a really tall church? That looks the same from every angle?
Image 113934   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Cromp Morpongo
Score:
405
 
 Jirb Drumuble: @Musician Even I'm impressed with my self-control, really.
 Veld Drumuble: You are a big man @Mr. Butt
 Thilm Drumongus: You did what to my balls!?
 Thurbo Brumple: "You gave your leftovers to the CAT?!"
 Larbo Plupert: @Chinese Buffet I was going to make a joke about how I don't want a Chinese Buffet anywhere near this dog, but I decided that I'm better than that.
 Valm Plemoble: all right
Image 113933   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Frerb Gropert
Score:
428
 
 Doft Horpumbies: IT'S ALIVE!!
 Gart Rempuble: Now ive a klaus nomi parody i just made up stuck in my head: When i see a steak waiting to be eatn, i cant stop, i cant stop i say LIGHTNING STRIIIIIKES THE STEAK.
 Dewn Dampongo: @werterland @Agamemnon Triforce It looks to me like they're talking about irradiation - specifically using beta rays (electrons) in this case. It's a fantastic method of sterilizing certain foods. Gamma rays can kill germs even after packaging the product.
 Flirb Flumopert: Look up "horse meat" and "radiation" it's a pretreatment.
 Malm Grunoble: This is what vegans actually believe
 Frart Flumungus: This kills the steak
 Tharm Drumongus: This is not how microwaves work.
 Horm Rempomple: I'm no scientist, but I don't think that's how microwave ovens actually work, The '50s.
 Flawn Rempongo: If it's vacuum sealed that's one thing, but if the maggots got to it, let it go
Image 113932   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Ringo Morpungo
Score:
259
 
 Flarbo Plemumple: Like, this is the rare occasion where the fully functioning sign might actually be raunchier
 Jolm Cremungus: this is the new superfood
Image 113931   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Rurbo Morpongo
Image 113930 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. You have brought shame on us, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
267
 
 Gango Dampungo: Never skip leg day, Barbie.
 Fluwn Morpungo: hahaha @Mr. Shine
 Gomp Horpongus: @UseYourName reread rule 34
 Croft Cremumbies: Thing is, the girls look at Barbie and feel threatened. Boys look at He-Man and think, "Yeah, that's me when I hit puberty."
 Mople Morpungus: @5 Headed Snake God Barbie = barbiturates
 Hort Gropert: @Alastair Because, for girls, it doesn't matter how smart you are; if you're not pretty, your accomplishments don't count.
 Thelm Plungo: @Mr. Butt I'm intensely curious as to what the replaced word was.
 Jurm Horpuble: They are of course, ignoring that Barbie has held a ludicrous number of professions over the years including some in STEM fields, which sends little girls the message that they can grow up to be whatever they want, and instead only focus on her looks.
 Hulm Cremungus: Is there a rule #34 for this? Asking for a friend.
 Flirm Dampombies: @Mr. Butt Autocorrect is so awesome at times.
 Rimp Grunumple: Bet they'd make one helluva kid!
 Frong Flumongus: @Mr. Butt thanks, autocorrect
 Frorb Cremoble: Point taken. Throw your daughter's barbiturates in the trash and buy her He-Man toys.
 Rirm Drumungus: Fvck you, 9gag
 Fluld Plemumple: Skeletor gives unrealistic body standards for skeletons.
Image 113929   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Cramp Plemuble
Score:
248
 
 Frift Horpuble: No, you won't. Captain Trips has already spread far and wide at this point.
Image 113928   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Paft Cremomple
Score:
278
 
 Gingo Cremopert: Heavy duty: for when that potato salad needs to be extra f*cking good
 Trarm Morpumbies: Clinical strength mayo.
 Fluld Rempoble: Remember to only use heavy duty mayo in the Posi Track diff.
 Theple Brongo: heavy-duty lubes your throat and allows you to swallow chicken drumsticks without chewing
 Dople Flumupert: Both, please. Yes, at once!!
 Frerb Plemongus: Heavy duty, for fuckin!
 Bown Morpombies: Can't take any chances. Gimme the high-test.
 Virbo Grungus: Higher viscosity. Doesn't break down under repeated high-temperature spreading.
 Flarb Morpongo: ummm, I guess I'll take the heavy duty?
Image 113927   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Meft Brongo
Score:
151
 
 Jempo Cremopert: mothers, don't let your children grow up to idolize murderers.
 Triwn Horpuble: @Scoo Hodgepodge!
 Juwn Cremungus: We had those computers in middle school. Mac LC 575s. Used to love playing around with HyperCard on them.
Image 113926   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Dorbo Gropert
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