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233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

233446  addend: (Walks up to 9th floor.) / (Walks down to 6th floor.)

233457  Felicity: On what

233461  Peter Pantsless: Looks like #233455 forgot to take his Halls

233445  addend: But it's very long and hard, heh heh.

233448  addend: It's a small world, after all.

233451  Psymon: I majored in Psymonistry in college

233453  Psymon: If we were as big on the outside as we are on the inside

233454  Psymon: "Good luck sorting out which is which."

233459  BavidDowie: Time to meet the new Prophet

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4. Felicity
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9. Ulillillia
10. Yurishiro



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233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!



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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1110 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1086 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1074 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1061 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1021 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)
frankie uploaded 232977 (952 points)
sue uploaded 233095 (952 points)


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 5. ping: 3869 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2517 points
 7. frankie: 2486 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. ineedhepl: 2110 points
10. Side Boob: 2069 points
11. cannabis: 1930 points
12. nimbus: 1906 points
13. bigbison: 1790 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1673 points
15. a robot: 1663 points
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 fanny: #220566 leave quick!
 fanny: get the hell outta here #181081
 fanny: go back #180580
 a robot: #156408 Go back! @fanny I got ya
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless and i'll do it again if i have to, damnit!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny It's not a good sign that you keep having to do that
 fanny: #154586 go back
 fanny: #135732 go back
 fanny: #115763 go back
 butterysmart: Muak Muak Muak
 Gomi Day: i never would have guessed "same" would become one of my top three comments ever.. .
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why does she hate filet minion?
 a robot: @Teechur Same reason the rest of us do: they are awful
 Donut: It is best to dislike popular things and be considered an idiot, rather than post a teary appeal on Youtube and remove all doubt.
 Teechur: Why does Arya Stark hate Minions?
 5 Headed Snake God: Damn, @Gomi Day stole my comment.
 NoRagrets: Leave minions alone!
 Gomi Day: same..
Image 113935   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
605
 
 Noremak: The Illinois card should have a picture of our budget.
 Starry Lemon: comment unrelated
 Beef Supreme: Square states in Flyover country take this kind of shit seriously.
 Korrok: I knew it!
 Air Biscuit: Nice post card macro.
 Frank herbert: Noooo. They copied the same land in both states is all
 KyleisBobDole: @Flarmie this is closer to the Minnesota border than either of those so I think it's just a photogenic church.
 KyleisBobDole: I think I've driven by this. Their graveyard looks like a chess set.
 Flarmie: Illinois and Nebraska both share a border with Iowa...maybe it's just a really tall church? That looks the same from every angle?
Image 113934   06-18-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
405
 
 Mr. Butt: @Musician Even I'm impressed with my self-control, really.
 Musician: You are a big man @Mr. Butt
 Blimpet: You did what to my balls!?
 werterland: "You gave your leftovers to the CAT?!"
 Mr. Butt: @Chinese Buffet I was going to make a joke about how I don't want a Chinese Buffet anywhere near this dog, but I decided that I'm better than that.
 Chinese Buffet: all right
Image 113933   06-18-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
428
 
 San DoDo: IT'S ALIVE!!
 Air Biscuit: Now ive a klaus nomi parody i just made up stuck in my head: When i see a steak waiting to be eatn, i cant stop, i cant stop i say LIGHTNING STRIIIIIKES THE STEAK.
 MassDefect: @werterland @Agamemnon Triforce It looks to me like they're talking about irradiation - specifically using beta rays (electrons) in this case. It's a fantastic method of sterilizing certain foods. Gamma rays can kill germs even after packaging the product.
 tib gubb: Look up "horse meat" and "radiation" it's a pretreatment.
 Annoying Vegan : This is what vegans actually believe
 CHA: This kills the steak
 Agamemnon Triforce: This is not how microwaves work.
 werterland: I'm no scientist, but I don't think that's how microwave ovens actually work, The '50s.
 HermwoodLitmajor: If it's vacuum sealed that's one thing, but if the maggots got to it, let it go
Image 113932   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
259
 
 XLY: Like, this is the rare occasion where the fully functioning sign might actually be raunchier
 minimum max: this is the new superfood
Image 113931   06-18-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Image 113930 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. Boo, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
267
 
 ModelTRex: Never skip leg day, Barbie.
 younglink: hahaha @Mr. Shine
 Frank herbert: @UseYourName reread rule 34
 Agamemnon Triforce: Thing is, the girls look at Barbie and feel threatened. Boys look at He-Man and think, "Yeah, that's me when I hit puberty."
 Mr. Butt: @5 Headed Snake God Barbie = barbiturates
 werterland: @Alastair Because, for girls, it doesn't matter how smart you are; if you're not pretty, your accomplishments don't count.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Mr. Butt I'm intensely curious as to what the replaced word was.
 Alastair: They are of course, ignoring that Barbie has held a ludicrous number of professions over the years including some in STEM fields, which sends little girls the message that they can grow up to be whatever they want, and instead only focus on her looks.
 UseYourName: Is there a rule #34 for this? Asking for a friend.
 CastleBravo: @Mr. Butt Autocorrect is so awesome at times.
 Headoftheclass: Bet they'd make one helluva kid!
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt thanks, autocorrect
 Mr. Butt: Point taken. Throw your daughter's barbiturates in the trash and buy her He-Man toys.
 Mr. Shine: Fvck you, 9gag
 Theta Zero: Skeletor gives unrealistic body standards for skeletons.
Image 113929   06-18-16   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
248
 
 werterland: No, you won't. Captain Trips has already spread far and wide at this point.
Image 113928   06-18-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
278
 
 FatTigerWoods: Heavy duty: for when that potato salad needs to be extra f*cking good
 MassDefect: Clinical strength mayo.
 AdamBomb286: Remember to only use heavy duty mayo in the Posi Track diff.
 Wolfechu: heavy-duty lubes your throat and allows you to swallow chicken drumsticks without chewing
 werterland: Both, please. Yes, at once!!
 Jayfu: Heavy duty, for fuckin!
 Mr. Shine: Can't take any chances. Gimme the high-test.
 CastleBravo: Higher viscosity. Doesn't break down under repeated high-temperature spreading.
 fanny: ummm, I guess I'll take the heavy duty?
Image 113927   06-18-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
151
 
 Tom Nob: mothers, don't let your children grow up to idolize murderers.
 Dreforian: @Scoo Hodgepodge!
 Scoo: We had those computers in middle school. Mac LC 575s. Used to love playing around with HyperCard on them.
Image 113926   06-18-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
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