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248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248330 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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10. Bagels: 2386 points
11. Shay: 2283 points
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Score:
50
 
 Firm Buttocks: Mother, did it need to be so high
 San DoDo: Mother?
 Noremak: Also, is this Archer's cellphone?
 Noremak: @Derp Herpigan Not bad. I call my mom, "Parental Consent Unit."
 Albatross: Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry. Mama's gonna make all your nightmares come true. Mama's gonna put all her fears into you. Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing. She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing. Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
 Albatross: @Ulillillia nice Lennon lyric
 Musician: millenial
 Mr. Butt: This is my phone. You guys are my only company :(
 grizzly: Dude. Call your mom.
 Derp Herpigan: @Uncle Phil I may possibly refer to my female parent as "Matriarch."
 petepuma: Norman Bates' cell phone
 McMuff: Mama don't gooooooo, Daddy come home
 Uncle Phil: I find people that call their female parent "Mother" strange. Why is your relationship so formal?
Image 112987   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
159
 
 Thelter: It's all fun and games until no one can find the bride
 redmonkey3: @hurr - that's why they had to get married... odds are.
 hurr: i am ok with this aslong as they don't reproduce
 Scoo: Poke!
 Retromancer: why's that guy standing in a field by himself?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @petepuma This is redneck formal attire
 Turd Ferguson: Shotgun wedding
 petepuma: Got his formal baseball cap on
 Rocky XLVII: they look... happy?
 luxuslurch: Now procreate
Image 112986   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
326
 
 Thelter: Caution, tortoise may be your baby daddy
 XLY: the ol spicy tortoise
 thecraftywolf: insturctions clear married turtle
 KnowLifer: or may not
Image 112985   06-14-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
208
 
 Thelter: Dad, I'll give you half the milk I'm going to get if you shut up and get in
 tears as lube: @VoR Perfect
 redmonkey3: @myrealname - solidarity!
 a sedated moose: I didn't notice the rainbow coming out of babby's ass at first.
 Jayfu: Move bitch, get out da way
 Peter Pantsless: Nobody suspects the baby
 myrealname: Voted bad, sorry
 sorghum: I'm you! From the past!
 VoR: @Ukulelemike I'll Steer, you do the pedals!
 Ukulelemike: Quick! No Questions! Just get in if you want to live!
Image 112984   06-14-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Image 112983 is unbelievably bad (score -23) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tane. You have brought shame on us, tane.
Image 112982 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. Your image was bad, neutron.
Score:
112
 
 Thelter: "Yee ye, I'm with ma bitch" Meanwhile:
 hajjpodge: "YOU CAN'T JUDGE US."
 Ukulelemike: That dog's eyes look a bit too wide for him to really be comfortable there.
 Gowenmark: Those aren't pillows!
 Ukulelemike: Don't judge me, man!
 eider: Fear and loathing in bed
 Knice: Good on him; dude is dating up a few levels.
 SomeCanadian: Taking friendship to the next level.
Image 112981   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
387
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Kenneth plays a part in one of the best series endings I've ever seen
 VoR: ..depending on your outlook
 VoR: Unfortunately the truth for some.
Image 112980   06-14-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
270
 
 nointernet: dick cleavers!
 LordOfTehMemes: @trelyate ooh factory new!
 trelyate: That's not what I meant when I asked for a butterfly knife
 Donut: American McGee's Alice has gone into cutlery I see.
 tib gubb: hand ground and everything
 Retromancer: I can imagine trying to chop an onion with these and just hating my life.
 rand0: Good news, guys, 198000 yen is only 1,867 dollars. Order now!!1
 SoyUnPerdedor: So kawaii!! Perfect for the cutest seppuku!!
 DonkeyPuncher: What are you gonna do, stab me?
 Yttermayn : At least the crazy chick who'd use them can't stab you too deeply.
 Fid: For knives you'll only use once. Perfect for wedding cakes or adorably cute murder.
 PrimeValkyrie: Borderline Personality Disorder never looked so fashionable!
Image 112979   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
Score:
197
 
 digabigpig: @PrimeValkyrie I lolled irl at this!
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Side Boob give it a few more minutes, his crank is huge and all her friends show up.
 Scoo: He didn't bring his smile
 Poop van Pants: Did they whack off the Grindr logo ?
 PrimeValkyrie: She's wearing more than a smile. "NEXT!"
 Side Boob: This porn is OK, I guess
Image 112978   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
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