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268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

268108  ThoughtlessGentleman: i lay thus monkeyed curse pon your pristine lady region for so uhhh nobody ever uhhhhh begone trollop!!!

268105  ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.

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268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

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 Firm Buttocks: Mother, did it need to be so high
 San DoDo: Mother?
 Noremak: Also, is this Archer's cellphone?
 Noremak: @Derp Herpigan Not bad. I call my mom, "Parental Consent Unit."
 Albatross: Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry. Mama's gonna make all your nightmares come true. Mama's gonna put all her fears into you. Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing. She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing. Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
 Albatross: @Ulillillia nice Lennon lyric
 Musician: millenial
 Mr. Butt: This is my phone. You guys are my only company :(
 grizzly: Dude. Call your mom.
 Derp Herpigan: @Uncle Phil I may possibly refer to my female parent as "Matriarch."
 petepuma: Norman Bates' cell phone
 McMuff: Mama don't gooooooo, Daddy come home
 Uncle Phil: I find people that call their female parent "Mother" strange. Why is your relationship so formal?
Image 112987   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 Thelter: It's all fun and games until no one can find the bride
 redmonkey3: @hurr - that's why they had to get married... odds are.
 hurr: i am ok with this aslong as they don't reproduce
 Scoo: Poke!
 Retromancer: why's that guy standing in a field by himself?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @petepuma This is redneck formal attire
 Turd Ferguson: Shotgun wedding
 petepuma: Got his formal baseball cap on
 Rocky XLVII: they look... happy?
 luxuslurch: Now procreate
Image 112986   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 Thelter: Caution, tortoise may be your baby daddy
 XLY: the ol spicy tortoise
 thecraftywolf: insturctions clear married turtle
 KnowLifer: or may not
Image 112985   06-14-16   Uploaded by    flowers
 Thelter: Dad, I'll give you half the milk I'm going to get if you shut up and get in
 tears as lube: @VoR Perfect
 redmonkey3: @myrealname - solidarity!
 a sedated moose: I didn't notice the rainbow coming out of babby's ass at first.
 Jayfu: Move bitch, get out da way
 Peter Pantsless: Nobody suspects the baby
 myrealname: Voted bad, sorry
 sorghum: I'm you! From the past!
 VoR: @Ukulelemike I'll Steer, you do the pedals!
 Ukulelemike: Quick! No Questions! Just get in if you want to live!
Image 112984   06-14-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Image 112983 is unbelievably bad (score -23) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tane. Boo, tane.
Image 112982 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by neutron. We'll pray for you, neutron.
 Thelter: "Yee ye, I'm with ma bitch" Meanwhile:
 hajjpodge: "YOU CAN'T JUDGE US."
 Ukulelemike: That dog's eyes look a bit too wide for him to really be comfortable there.
 Gowenmark: Those aren't pillows!
 Ukulelemike: Don't judge me, man!
 eider: Fear and loathing in bed
 Knice: Good on him; dude is dating up a few levels.
 SomeCanadian: Taking friendship to the next level.
Image 112981   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
 HermwoodLitmajor: Kenneth plays a part in one of the best series endings I've ever seen
 VoR: ..depending on your outlook
 VoR: Unfortunately the truth for some.
Image 112980   06-14-16   Uploaded by    flowers
 nointernet: dick cleavers!
 LordOfTehMemes: @trelyate ooh factory new!
 trelyate: That's not what I meant when I asked for a butterfly knife
 Donut: American McGee's Alice has gone into cutlery I see.
 tib gubb: hand ground and everything
 Retromancer: I can imagine trying to chop an onion with these and just hating my life.
 rand0: Good news, guys, 198000 yen is only 1,867 dollars. Order now!!1
 SoyUnPerdedor: So kawaii!! Perfect for the cutest seppuku!!
 DonkeyPuncher: What are you gonna do, stab me?
 Yttermayn : At least the crazy chick who'd use them can't stab you too deeply.
 Fid: For knives you'll only use once. Perfect for wedding cakes or adorably cute murder.
 PrimeValkyrie: Borderline Personality Disorder never looked so fashionable!
Image 112979   06-14-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
 digabigpig: @PrimeValkyrie I lolled irl at this!
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Side Boob give it a few more minutes, his crank is huge and all her friends show up.
 Scoo: He didn't bring his smile
 Poop van Pants: Did they whack off the Grindr logo ?
 PrimeValkyrie: She's wearing more than a smile. "NEXT!"
 Side Boob: This porn is OK, I guess
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