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249655  Air Biscuit: Best let sleeping and slithering things lie.

249643  Dresdenkeogh: Lorenzo's Oil.

249646  Dresdenkeogh: One tells only lies. The other only truth.

249647  Dresdenkeogh: Donald Duck/ Donald.... F$%#

249650  Dresdenkeogh: We sprinkle a bunch of oxy's in with the feed.

249643  charlemagne: a series of unfortunate events

248579  Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman Those are "pinch pots" not remekins - and I have six of those, and a dozen or so ramekins. To the best of my knowledge, none of them fornicate.

248584  Mr Bleak: @Psymon Even then - you should see the bill traffic wardens presented Richard III with.

248626  Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I know what you mean, but historically they have been treated pretty well - housed, fed, medically treated, protected from predators. It's only in recent times and the advent of factory production that life has become rather nasty. And don't forget: if everyone stopped eating chickens and eggs their population would probably be zero within a decade ...

249654  Yurishiro: Full tactical team at work

249591  Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249651  Mr. Whiskers: @Dr. Bathroom Get it?

249578  Christina: 49548532856245283351219 won't you need my real name too?

248626  Yurishiro: @Mr Bleak well yeah ok but in the end I think I would go for better life for the individuals instead of higher quantity of individuals.

249592  Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.

249637  Air Biscuit: "How do you even have a drivers license?"

249651  Dr. Bathroom: Ha! Get it?!

249643  Air Biscuit: Gone in 60 seconds

249644  Air Biscuit: Maybe its time to stop enjoying everything, grow up and be an angry jerk cat...

249645  Air Biscuit: The horned tree squirrel is more commonly known by its nickname: "the woodpoker"

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249346 sparename: @jochenau I suppose any generic dish-washing stuff will do, I can't remember the chemistry but can remember the smell. Though a quick internet search reveals, yet again, that I may have been disillusioned for all these years.. Was it Fairy Liquid and vinegar? Or did we just make some other noxious, colourful gaseous mayhem? Addendum.. just bleach and vinegar.. can't remember what we did with Fairy Liquid, then

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

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 melted plastic: har har har
 Air Biscuit: I disagree. Attempt implies theyre trying. They seem to be making no effort to attract a 3rd crow. "Almost murder" would be more accurate caption.
 UltraBeverly: A murder of crows is 3 or more
 humanfog: Accurate annotation.
 AKAshichyea: Relevant caption
Image 112739   06-12-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
 tib gubb: now zoidberg is the terror from the depths!
 copunter: medical crab!
 lasagna: wubawuba dub dub
 Poop van Pants: I'm not sure " Ia! Ia! Zoidberg fhtagn!" Has the same ring to it
 Korrok: @cromerstu "My name's not Cthulhu, it's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!"
 cromerstu: Why not cthulhu?
 Air Biscuit: Dont worry, im a doctor.
 Scoo: Whoop-whoop-oop-oop-oop!
 NoRagrets: You all laughed at zoidberg, but who's laughing now?
Image 112738   06-12-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 Pineapple: The cutting through the fingernails gets me the most
 A duck: Finger food
 Mitchell: Mmm, now I want Vienna sausages.
 duckfarts: oh trump
 willowsprite: Or it's a laser knife that cauterizes as it cuts. Still, shudder-worthy.
 willowsprite: @Bonecollector zombie hand maybe?
 tib gubb: @a robot it's okay... they don't have souls
 Air Biscuit: This kills the hand.
 Bonecollector: Oh and cool photoshop!
 Bonecollector: The lack of hemmoraging raises a number of flags. Dammit, medical training!
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
 NoRagrets: Who wants finger sandwiches?
 A duck: My salad fingers
 tib gubb: those sausage fingers again
 Butcherboy: thats what you get for being left handed
 ron mexico: a dull knife is a dangerous knife
Image 112737   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Pineapple
 Weather: hahahahahaha
 Jeannie C: Wonder if the Mormons or JWs stop by much.
 willowsprite: Lots of snakes on this mother father spaceplane lately
 5 Headed Snake God: I think I need this.
 XLY: Snake! Snaaaaake!
 Amy Housewine: snek
 Bonecollector: unless I knew them, i which case it would be totally AWESOME!
 Bonecollector: i would think twice about knocking on this persons' door
 Scoo: Snakes. So hot right now.
 a robot: Marvolo Gaunt's house
 fanny: #112732 lives here
Image 112736   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
 Science: Don't vote along party lines. Vote for the candidate who will actually help the people he or she is supposed to be working for. (Though lately, they only seem to be working for themselves.)
 Tiny Butt: a valid way to vote. no regrets.
 Korrok: Well those guys sound like a fucking blast.
 duckfarts: @Ulillillia it'll take a few cycles for people to learn the consequences of not checking up on the candidates, so i don't see this as being an end-all argument against mandatory voting. also, the panama canal would make a pretty bitchin' lazy river
 TurkeyVulture: @Ulillillia on the other hand, could you please explain what the hell my own Democratic Party stands for?
 Bonecollector: "Aiming for the middle" is not a political philosophy. That's how you shoot darts.
 Bonecollector: That's what you get for not intelligently voting, you fucking retard.
 breadtoaster: "I don't know what your party stands for, but you're getting my vote" is a great argument against mandatory voting
Image 112735   06-12-16   Uploaded by    saluted
 Knice: -PRRRT-
 LogicKitty: I told the dog to do this on the stairs #112760
 Wolfechu: "Hey, do GIFs animate on AG?" "Dunno, post it anyway"
 Blitheryn: To be fair, if someone had put the trainer seat down for him, he might have got it right.
 CastleBravo: (Grunting noises). "One!"
 a robot: @A duck Yeah the one that people keep posting for some ungodly reason
 Red: i've seen the video, cat takes a massive shit on the floor 0.1 seconds later
 A duck: Just like that one pic of the dude pooping on the floor
Image 112734   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Pineapple
 nointernet: fixed you for you
 Micro Jackson: As useless as.............
 duckfarts: yo dawg
 tib gubb: thinking about thos boobies
 Mr. Butt: Total Recall is just the best.
 Mexico: Boobies with boobies? Now I've seen it all!
 WaffleIron: Three boobies, ha ha ha!
Image 112733   06-12-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 duckfarts: wow, she must have a really big butt
 cromerstu: Snakes on a babe?
 5 Headed Snake God: So many good pictures on this site lately.
 Bonecollector: asphyxiation by serpent is a horrific way to die.
 Bonecollector: i hope this child is dead.
 Timeline8677: Snake bed?
 Butcherboy: feather boas= hot. Real boas=not so much
 fanny: #112736 go back
 A duck: Silly girl. Reptiles are cold-blooded and won't keep you warm.
 hajjpodge: Yeah, RIP.
 fanny: oh god WHY are you doing this??
 a robot: "I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler!"
 Scoo: Snakes. So hot right now.
 DonkeyPuncher: rad belt
Image 112732   06-12-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Wolfechu: He's required by decency laws to wear that shirt on Miami beach
 Mexico: His name is also Meat.
 WaffleIron: He found his spirit animal.
 Nope: But eat less in general.
 hat thrab: You overdid it.
Image 112731   06-12-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Annoying Vegan : Trim your dogs nails, please
 TurkeyVulture: This is my spirit animal
 Air Biscuit: Is dog?
 willowsprite: Ermegerd serr delershurs
Image 112730   06-12-16   Uploaded by    tess
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