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234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

234013  Yurishiro: mleeh

234014  Yurishiro: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?? There's a chessboard on the wall!

233923  Yurishiro: "I will get on that couch..."

233924  Yurishiro: 10

234015  Yurishiro: Does your girlfriend use hair conditioner?

234017  Yurishiro: You mean Deputy Director Bullock and Magneto!

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233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.



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Score:
819
 
 melted plastic: har har har
 Air Biscuit: I disagree. Attempt implies theyre trying. They seem to be making no effort to attract a 3rd crow. "Almost murder" would be more accurate caption.
 UltraBeverly: A murder of crows is 3 or more
 ping: Accurate annotation.
 AKAshichyea: Relevant caption
Image 112739   06-12-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
843
 
 tib gubb: now zoidberg is the terror from the depths!
 copunter: medical crab!
 lasagna: wubawuba dub dub
 Poop van Pants: I'm not sure " Ia! Ia! Zoidberg fhtagn!" Has the same ring to it
 Korrok: @cromerstu "My name's not Cthulhu, it's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!"
 cromerstu: Why not cthulhu?
 Air Biscuit: Dont worry, im a doctor.
 Scoo: Whoop-whoop-oop-oop-oop!
 NoRagrets: You all laughed at zoidberg, but who's laughing now?
Image 112738   06-12-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
447
 
 Pineapple: The cutting through the fingernails gets me the most
 A duck: Finger food
 Mitchell: Mmm, now I want Vienna sausages.
 ch: FINGEES
 duckfarts: oh trump
 willowsprite: Or it's a laser knife that cauterizes as it cuts. Still, shudder-worthy.
 willowsprite: @Bonecollector zombie hand maybe?
 tib gubb: @a robot it's okay... they don't have souls
 Air Biscuit: This kills the hand.
 Bonecollector: Oh and cool photoshop!
 Bonecollector: The lack of hemmoraging raises a number of flags. Dammit, medical training!
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
 NoRagrets: Who wants finger sandwiches?
 A duck: My salad fingers
 tib gubb: those sausage fingers again
 Butcherboy: thats what you get for being left handed
 ron mexico: a dull knife is a dangerous knife
Image 112737   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Pineapple
Score:
517
 
 Weather: hahahahahaha
 Jeannie C: Wonder if the Mormons or JWs stop by much.
 willowsprite: Lots of snakes on this mother father spaceplane lately
 5 Headed Snake God: I think I need this.
 XLY: Snake! Snaaaaake!
 Amy Housewine: snek
 Bonecollector: unless I knew them, i which case it would be totally AWESOME!
 Bonecollector: i would think twice about knocking on this persons' door
 Scoo: Snakes. So hot right now.
 a robot: Marvolo Gaunt's house
 fanny: #112732 lives here
Image 112736   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
Score:
465
 
 Science: Don't vote along party lines. Vote for the candidate who will actually help the people he or she is supposed to be working for. (Though lately, they only seem to be working for themselves.)
 Tiny Butt: a valid way to vote. no regrets.
 Korrok: Well those guys sound like a fucking blast.
 duckfarts: @Ulillillia it'll take a few cycles for people to learn the consequences of not checking up on the candidates, so i don't see this as being an end-all argument against mandatory voting. also, the panama canal would make a pretty bitchin' lazy river
 TurkeyVulture: @Ulillillia on the other hand, could you please explain what the hell my own Democratic Party stands for?
 Bonecollector: "Aiming for the middle" is not a political philosophy. That's how you shoot darts.
 Bonecollector: That's what you get for not intelligently voting, you fucking retard.
 Ulillillia: "I don't know what your party stands for, but you're getting my vote" is a great argument against mandatory voting
Image 112735   06-12-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
291
 
 Knice: -PRRRT-
 LogicKitty: I told the dog to do this on the stairs #112760
 Wolfechu: "Hey, do GIFs animate on AG?" "Dunno, post it anyway"
 Blitheryn: To be fair, if someone had put the trainer seat down for him, he might have got it right.
 CastleBravo: (Grunting noises). "One!"
 a robot: @A duck Yeah the one that people keep posting for some ungodly reason
 Red: i've seen the video, cat takes a massive shit on the floor 0.1 seconds later
 A duck: Just like that one pic of the dude pooping on the floor
Image 112734   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Pineapple
Score:
555
 
 nointernet: fixed you for you
 Micro Jackson: As useless as.............
 duckfarts: yo dawg
 tib gubb: thinking about thos boobies
 Mr. Butt: Total Recall is just the best.
 Mexico: Boobies with boobies? Now I've seen it all!
 WaffleIron: Three boobies, ha ha ha!
Image 112733   06-12-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
389
 
 duckfarts: wow, she must have a really big butt
 cromerstu: Snakes on a babe?
 5 Headed Snake God: So many good pictures on this site lately.
 Bonecollector: asphyxiation by serpent is a horrific way to die.
 Bonecollector: i hope this child is dead.
 Timeline8677: Snake bed?
 Butcherboy: feather boas= hot. Real boas=not so much
 fanny: #112736 go back
 A duck: Silly girl. Reptiles are cold-blooded and won't keep you warm.
 hajjpodge: Yeah, RIP.
 fanny: oh god WHY are you doing this??
 a robot: "I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler!"
 Scoo: Snakes. So hot right now.
 DonkeyPuncher: rad belt
Image 112732   06-12-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
386
 
 Wolfechu: He's required by decency laws to wear that shirt on Miami beach
 Mexico: His name is also Meat.
 WaffleIron: He found his spirit animal.
 Nope: But eat less in general.
 hat thrab: You overdid it.
Image 112731   06-12-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
728
 
 Annoying Vegan : Trim your dogs nails, please
 TurkeyVulture: This is my spirit animal
 Air Biscuit: Is dog?
 willowsprite: Ermegerd serr delershurs
Image 112730   06-12-16   Uploaded by    tess
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