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263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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Score:
819
 
 melted plastic: har har har
 Air Biscuit: I disagree. Attempt implies theyre trying. They seem to be making no effort to attract a 3rd crow. "Almost murder" would be more accurate caption.
 UltraBeverly: A murder of crows is 3 or more
 humanfog: Accurate annotation.
 AKAshichyea: Relevant caption
Image 112739   06-12-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
869
 
 tib gubb: now zoidberg is the terror from the depths!
 copunter: medical crab!
 lasagna: wubawuba dub dub
 Poop van Pants: I'm not sure " Ia! Ia! Zoidberg fhtagn!" Has the same ring to it
 Korrok: @cromerstu "My name's not Cthulhu, it's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!"
 cromerstu: Why not cthulhu?
 Air Biscuit: Dont worry, im a doctor.
Image 112738   06-12-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
447
 
 Pineapple: The cutting through the fingernails gets me the most
 A duck: Finger food
 Mitchell: Mmm, now I want Vienna sausages.
 ch: FINGEES
 duckfarts: oh trump
 willowsprite: Or it's a laser knife that cauterizes as it cuts. Still, shudder-worthy.
 willowsprite: @Bonecollector zombie hand maybe?
 tib gubb: @a robot it's okay... they don't have souls
 Air Biscuit: This kills the hand.
 Bonecollector: Oh and cool photoshop!
 Bonecollector: The lack of hemmoraging raises a number of flags. Dammit, medical training!
 a robot: OH GOD WHY
 NoRagrets: Who wants finger sandwiches?
 A duck: My salad fingers
 tib gubb: those sausage fingers again
 Butcherboy: thats what you get for being left handed
 ron mexico: a dull knife is a dangerous knife
Image 112737   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Pineapple
Score:
517
 
 Weather: hahahahahaha
 Jeannie C: Wonder if the Mormons or JWs stop by much.
 willowsprite: Lots of snakes on this mother father spaceplane lately
 5 Headed Snake God: I think I need this.
 XLY: Snake! Snaaaaake!
 Amy Housewine: snek
 Bonecollector: unless I knew them, i which case it would be totally AWESOME!
 Bonecollector: i would think twice about knocking on this persons' door
 Scoo: Snakes. So hot right now.
 a robot: Marvolo Gaunt's house
 fanny: #112732 lives here
Image 112736   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
Score:
465
 
 Science: Don't vote along party lines. Vote for the candidate who will actually help the people he or she is supposed to be working for. (Though lately, they only seem to be working for themselves.)
 Tiny Butt: a valid way to vote. no regrets.
 Korrok: Well those guys sound like a fucking blast.
 duckfarts: @Ulillillia it'll take a few cycles for people to learn the consequences of not checking up on the candidates, so i don't see this as being an end-all argument against mandatory voting. also, the panama canal would make a pretty bitchin' lazy river
 hot hot dog: @Ulillillia on the other hand, could you please explain what the hell my own Democratic Party stands for?
 Bonecollector: "Aiming for the middle" is not a political philosophy. That's how you shoot darts.
 Bonecollector: That's what you get for not intelligently voting, you fucking retard.
 breadtoaster: "I don't know what your party stands for, but you're getting my vote" is a great argument against mandatory voting
Image 112735   06-12-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
291
 
 Knice: -PRRRT-
 LogicKitty: I told the dog to do this on the stairs #112760
 Wolfechu: "Hey, do GIFs animate on AG?" "Dunno, post it anyway"
 Blitheryn: To be fair, if someone had put the trainer seat down for him, he might have got it right.
 CastleBravo: (Grunting noises). "One!"
 a robot: @A duck Yeah the one that people keep posting for some ungodly reason
 Red: i've seen the video, cat takes a massive shit on the floor 0.1 seconds later
 A duck: Just like that one pic of the dude pooping on the floor
Image 112734   06-12-16   Uploaded by    Pineapple
Score:
555
 
 nointernet: fixed you for you
 Micro Jackson: As useless as.............
 duckfarts: yo dawg
 tib gubb: thinking about thos boobies
 Mr. Butt: Total Recall is just the best.
 Mexico: Boobies with boobies? Now I've seen it all!
 WaffleIron: Three boobies, ha ha ha!
Image 112733   06-12-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
389
 
 duckfarts: wow, she must have a really big butt
 cromerstu: Snakes on a babe?
 5 Headed Snake God: So many good pictures on this site lately.
 Bonecollector: asphyxiation by serpent is a horrific way to die.
 Bonecollector: i hope this child is dead.
 Timeline8677: Snake bed?
 Butcherboy: feather boas= hot. Real boas=not so much
 fanny: #112736 go back
 A duck: Silly girl. Reptiles are cold-blooded and won't keep you warm.
 hajjpodge: Yeah, RIP.
 fanny: oh god WHY are you doing this??
 a robot: "I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler!"
 Scoo: Snakes. So hot right now.
 DonkeyPuncher: rad belt
Image 112732   06-12-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
386
 
 Wolfechu: He's required by decency laws to wear that shirt on Miami beach
 Mexico: His name is also Meat.
 WaffleIron: He found his spirit animal.
 Nope: But eat less in general.
 hat thrab: You overdid it.
Image 112731   06-12-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
753
 
 Annoying Vegan : Trim your dogs nails, please
 dragon horn: This is my spirit animal
 Air Biscuit: Is dog?
 willowsprite: Ermegerd serr delershurs
Image 112730   06-12-16   Uploaded by    tess
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