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163320  Alkavarion: My favourite multiplayer level in GoldenEye.

163343  Dresdenkeogh: a combination smart phone/self defense device. In case you wanted to accidently mace yourself whilst selfieing.

163345  Dresdenkeogh: One wan one, won Wan's one one.

163345  guest: I think that that 'that' that that guy used actually should have been a 'which.'

163333  duchaschmeremol: Never forget those that gave their lives in service of a government that blows up inhabited [put any geographic designation here]

163318  Dresdenkeogh: @Knice @Lestrange *cassowary pun*

163343  bug: What am I looking at? Is your phone pregnant?

163331  Dresdenkeogh: @WaffleIron awwwwww yis

163336  fanny: @fanny i found a picture i'll upload, but not as cool without music

163339  WTF: A little more humane than hitting mice with mallets...

163335  duchaschmeremol: another failed c-ring design

163313  SunWukong: I see a giant spider. But that happens a lot.

163341  Knice: I'm guessing this story was told to many medical professionals.

163316  ch: seal in the basket / please talk free / the door is locked / just you and me / can i take you to a restaurant / that's got glass tables / you can watch yourself / while you are eating

163342  Knice: This course should be mandatory.

163317  ch: why can't I, hold all this toast?

163339  fanny: ahh... so THIS is how the MeowMix jingle is played!

163334  Mexico: Don't diss my friends, lady.

163337  Mexico: The Soviet Union's most righteous half pipe.

163325  ch: where is my giant shoe

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163164 Jaunty Shrimp: @Warrax Then you shoulda put a ring on it

163183 tokyopig: Long after Bullwinkle and Rocky retired from showbiz and settled down in the suburbs with their children, Boris and Natasha continued fruitlessly to "finally get rid of Moose and Squirrel"

163173 Jaunty Shrimp: What an udder boob!

163323 hearsegirl: lovely blue legs!! and such jaunty antennae!

163149 Mexico: @Mexico's working on some stuff! You don't need to wall me off until I have it together!

163229 Snake Jesus: Fallout: New Vegas has changed.

163133 tokyopig: After my last embarrassing trip to the hospital I vowed to only use dildos with a sturdy rip cord, but *sigh* here we are. I guess that's why the call it irony.

163138 Zukero: This is a firefighting drone. It is sucking out the fire, to dispose of it later in a safe environment.

163248 Snake Jesus: I've never jerked it to a pizza, but whatever gets you going, I guess.

163226 ChubbyBuddy: i do the same thing when i hear the ice cream truck



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10. Mr. Butt: 2582 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2580 points
12. zennoo: 2395 points
13. draakeragon: 2368 points
14. Lestrange: 2308 points
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Score:
1455
 
 VoR: Faetuc
 Gargoyle: Mascot escaped and is on the loose!
 Peter Pantsless: Just a matter of time
 Poop van Pants: Do you believe the struggle is real now ??
 Firm Buttocks: "Fuck this shit"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot mimicry is essential to the survival of many species. Instead of hunting this toad, for example, predators just leave comments.
Image 110649   06-03-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
250
 
 Suburbanmom: Now with rye and pumpernickel
 hex0: This would have prevented a lot of dog fights
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 A duck: Vich vitch is vich?
 Side Boob: @WTF and sandvitch
 HermwoodLitmajor: For a pleasant, leisurely account of life in the Soviet Gulags, check out One Day in the Life of Ivan Relax-Vich
 WTF: From the makers of "Shut Up Vich" and "Sit Down Vich"
Image 110648   06-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
745
 
 Commodore 64: i wanna rad this more than once
 A duck: Hooligan is the most whimsical word for the biggest d-bags in the planet
 WTF: Oh Snap!
Image 110647   06-03-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 110646 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. Your image was bad, obboma.
Score:
126
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Would be funnier if he was eating the gun and held the babana to his head.
 Mr. Shine: Try having kids. You'll WISH the house was quiet again.
Image 110645   06-03-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
261
 
 Nothing: Had to or got to?
 Amy Housewine: It's obvious which part of the sentence is the one he's most enthusiastic about.
 p-niiice: you had to BEAT OFF three other guys
 Donut: "...and then I had to punch them in the face. It was really awkward. By the way, I don't think we're going to be able to go to this beach anymore."
 FistyAnn: Seems extraneous.
Image 110644   06-03-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
152
 
 XLY: three frames before #110644
 Gargoyle: Put a pot on his head and give him a taco! The zombies are coming!
Image 110643   06-03-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
813
 
 Jotun: Rad for MST3K
 SomeCanadian: Oh hey! Our sister-craft, the Spaceship of Love.
 Gargoyle: If anyone could use dating advice, it'd be those three.
 Poop van Pants: Step 1 , put a hole in the bottom of that popcorn box
Image 110642   06-03-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
242
 
 Micro Jackson: Weerd
 hex0: Never go full hipster
 hajjpodge: PBR is worse than Bud Light.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah but he can't drink them without throwing his balance off.
 Christina: Bad for the pun, Rad for the formidable beer holding beard.
 Uncle Phil: Rad for the pun, Bad for everything else.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Humanity has gone down a notch
 cromerstu: Dammit I've involuntarily punched my screen again.
 Gargoyle: Damn hipsters and their hipster jokes.
Image 110641   06-03-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
52
 
 Suburbanmom: Those look like anal beads to me
 trelyate: anything is dinner if you're patriotic enough
 falling: Going to need my glasses for this
 ignatz: Live The France!
 Gargoyle: Contacting the mother-ship?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Phallus upon phallus
Image 110640   06-03-16   Uploaded by    waffles
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