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221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

221615  Prumbo: Maybe the drugs are just kicking in ?

221446  champeen: @jochenau me too

221608  when so: Every. Fucking. Day.

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221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221409 E. HONDA: *yohgourht

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."



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Score:
1455
 
 VoR: Faetuc
 Gargoyle: Mascot escaped and is on the loose!
 Peter Pantsless: Just a matter of time
 Poop van Pants: Do you believe the struggle is real now ??
 Firm Buttocks: "Fuck this shit"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot mimicry is essential to the survival of many species. Instead of hunting this toad, for example, predators just leave comments.
Image 110649   06-03-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
250
 
 Suburbanmom: Now with rye and pumpernickel
 hex0: This would have prevented a lot of dog fights
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 A duck: Vich vitch is vich?
 Side Boob: @WTF and sandvitch
 HermwoodLitmajor: For a pleasant, leisurely account of life in the Soviet Gulags, check out One Day in the Life of Ivan Relax-Vich
 WTF: From the makers of "Shut Up Vich" and "Sit Down Vich"
Image 110648   06-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
745
 
 Commodore 64: i wanna rad this more than once
 A duck: Hooligan is the most whimsical word for the biggest d-bags in the planet
 WTF: Oh Snap!
Image 110647   06-03-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 110646 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. We'll pray for you, obboma.
Score:
126
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Would be funnier if he was eating the gun and held the babana to his head.
 Mr. Shine: Try having kids. You'll WISH the house was quiet again.
Image 110645   06-03-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
261
 
 Nothing: Had to or got to?
 Amy Housewine: It's obvious which part of the sentence is the one he's most enthusiastic about.
 p-niiice: you had to BEAT OFF three other guys
 Donut: "...and then I had to punch them in the face. It was really awkward. By the way, I don't think we're going to be able to go to this beach anymore."
 FistyAnn: Seems extraneous.
Image 110644   06-03-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
152
 
 XLY: three frames before #110644
 Gargoyle: Put a pot on his head and give him a taco! The zombies are coming!
Image 110643   06-03-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
813
 
 Jotun: Rad for MST3K
 SomeCanadian: Oh hey! Our sister-craft, the Spaceship of Love.
 Gargoyle: If anyone could use dating advice, it'd be those three.
 Poop van Pants: Step 1 , put a hole in the bottom of that popcorn box
Image 110642   06-03-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
242
 
 Micro Jackson: Weerd
 hex0: Never go full hipster
 hajjpodge: PBR is worse than Bud Light.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah but he can't drink them without throwing his balance off.
 Christina: Bad for the pun, Rad for the formidable beer holding beard.
 Uncle Phil: Rad for the pun, Bad for everything else.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Humanity has gone down a notch
 cromerstu: Dammit I've involuntarily punched my screen again.
 Gargoyle: Damn hipsters and their hipster jokes.
Image 110641   06-03-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
52
 
 Suburbanmom: Those look like anal beads to me
 trelyate: anything is dinner if you're patriotic enough
 falling: Going to need my glasses for this
 ignatz: Live The France!
 Gargoyle: Contacting the mother-ship?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Phallus upon phallus
Image 110640   06-03-16   Uploaded by    waffles
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