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248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

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2. glenalec
3. Air Biscuit
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. Mr. Shine
7. WannaBee
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9. Christina
10. Telkwa



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248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248680 bug: pornhub

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck



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Side Boob uploaded 248638 (1042 points)
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pisspig uploaded 248323 (1037 points)
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Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (906 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (899 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (894 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (856 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (846 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 248537 (846 points)


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 5. Not A Bot: 2722 points
 6. Bagels: 2535 points
 7. Side Boob: 2418 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
 9. Springbok: 2124 points
10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
12. Shay: 1944 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
14. Yurishiro: 1860 points
15. clayjar: 1860 points
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Score:
1455
 
 VoR: Faetuc
 Gargoyle: Mascot escaped and is on the loose!
 Peter Pantsless: Just a matter of time
 Poop van Pants: Do you believe the struggle is real now ??
 Firm Buttocks: "Fuck this shit"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot mimicry is essential to the survival of many species. Instead of hunting this toad, for example, predators just leave comments.
Image 110649   06-03-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
250
 
 Suburbanmom: Now with rye and pumpernickel
 hex0: This would have prevented a lot of dog fights
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 A duck: Vich vitch is vich?
 Side Boob: @WTF and sandvitch
 HermwoodLitmajor: For a pleasant, leisurely account of life in the Soviet Gulags, check out One Day in the Life of Ivan Relax-Vich
 WTF: From the makers of "Shut Up Vich" and "Sit Down Vich"
Image 110648   06-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
745
 
 Commodore 64: i wanna rad this more than once
 A duck: Hooligan is the most whimsical word for the biggest d-bags in the planet
 WTF: Oh Snap!
Image 110647   06-03-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 110646 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. Boo, obboma.
Score:
126
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Would be funnier if he was eating the gun and held the babana to his head.
 Mr. Shine: Try having kids. You'll WISH the house was quiet again.
Image 110645   06-03-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
261
 
 Nothing: Had to or got to?
 Amy Housewine: It's obvious which part of the sentence is the one he's most enthusiastic about.
 p-niiice: you had to BEAT OFF three other guys
 Donut: "...and then I had to punch them in the face. It was really awkward. By the way, I don't think we're going to be able to go to this beach anymore."
 FistyAnn: Seems extraneous.
Image 110644   06-03-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
152
 
 XLY: three frames before #110644
 Gargoyle: Put a pot on his head and give him a taco! The zombies are coming!
Image 110643   06-03-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
813
 
 Jotun: Rad for MST3K
 SomeCanadian: Oh hey! Our sister-craft, the Spaceship of Love.
 Gargoyle: If anyone could use dating advice, it'd be those three.
 Poop van Pants: Step 1 , put a hole in the bottom of that popcorn box
Image 110642   06-03-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
242
 
 Micro Jackson: Weerd
 hex0: Never go full hipster
 hajjpodge: PBR is worse than Bud Light.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah but he can't drink them without throwing his balance off.
 Christina: Bad for the pun, Rad for the formidable beer holding beard.
 Uncle Phil: Rad for the pun, Bad for everything else.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Humanity has gone down a notch
 cromerstu: Dammit I've involuntarily punched my screen again.
 Gargoyle: Damn hipsters and their hipster jokes.
Image 110641   06-03-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
52
 
 Suburbanmom: Those look like anal beads to me
 trelyate: anything is dinner if you're patriotic enough
 falling: Going to need my glasses for this
 ignatz: Live The France!
 Gargoyle: Contacting the mother-ship?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Phallus upon phallus
Image 110640   06-03-16   Uploaded by    waffles
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