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199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

199213  Mr. Shine: Little Mermaid reboot is looking Edgy AF

199119  charlemagne: nintendon't

199206  Sage: METAL GEAR?!?

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2. Felicity
3. Scoo
4. Dr Awkward
5. a robot
6. Mad Collager
7. Rat-Butt
8. VoR
9. funny in the wall
10. tib gubb



The top ten most commented-on images today:

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199086 thebiglutovsky: @Jeffrat I wish my version had been without it. The story loses something if he turns around at the end. (Sorry for spoiling a book that's older than I am, folks)

199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199155 Felicity: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

WTF uploaded 198838 (1775 points)
carpwoman uploaded 198951 (1279 points)
taiko uploaded 198965 (1230 points)
Pizza uploaded 198952 (1174 points)
a robot uploaded 199013 (1136 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 198953 (1082 points)
Skinr uploaded 198964 (1071 points)
Pizza uploaded 198971 (1041 points)
durian uploaded 198923 (962 points)
Oh Don Piano uploaded 198873 (958 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 198712 (915 points)
Warrax uploaded 198941 (905 points)
randomhobo uploaded 198905 (893 points)
Knice uploaded 198748 (889 points)
hat thrab uploaded 198982 (882 points)


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 1. hat thrab: 9208 points
 2. Not A Bot: 4526 points
 3. ChubbyBuddy: 4283 points
 4. El Barto: 3848 points
 5. Scoo: 2950 points
 6. Pizza: 2015 points
 7. Warrax: 1957 points
 8. WTF: 1844 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1811 points
10. Bagels: 1743 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1666 points
12. fatman: 1554 points
13. Skinr: 1330 points
14. square44: 1303 points
15. Lemon Rage: 1258 points
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Score:
1455
 
 VoR: Faetuc
 Gargoyle: Mascot escaped and is on the loose!
 Peter Pantsless: Just a matter of time
 Poop van Pants: Do you believe the struggle is real now ??
 Firm Buttocks: "Fuck this shit"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot mimicry is essential to the survival of many species. Instead of hunting this toad, for example, predators just leave comments.
Image 110649   06-03-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
250
 
 Suburbanmom: Now with rye and pumpernickel
 hex0: This would have prevented a lot of dog fights
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 A duck: Vich vitch is vich?
 Side Boob: @WTF and sandvitch
 HermwoodLitmajor: For a pleasant, leisurely account of life in the Soviet Gulags, check out One Day in the Life of Ivan Relax-Vich
 WTF: From the makers of "Shut Up Vich" and "Sit Down Vich"
Image 110648   06-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
745
 
 Commodore 64: i wanna rad this more than once
 A duck: Hooligan is the most whimsical word for the biggest d-bags in the planet
 WTF: Oh Snap!
Image 110647   06-03-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 110646 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. Your image was bad, obboma.
Score:
126
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Would be funnier if he was eating the gun and held the babana to his head.
 Mr. Shine: Try having kids. You'll WISH the house was quiet again.
Image 110645   06-03-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
261
 
 Nothing: Had to or got to?
 Amy Housewine: It's obvious which part of the sentence is the one he's most enthusiastic about.
 p-niiice: you had to BEAT OFF three other guys
 Donut: "...and then I had to punch them in the face. It was really awkward. By the way, I don't think we're going to be able to go to this beach anymore."
 FistyAnn: Seems extraneous.
Image 110644   06-03-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
152
 
 XLY: three frames before #110644
 Gargoyle: Put a pot on his head and give him a taco! The zombies are coming!
Image 110643   06-03-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
813
 
 Jotun: Rad for MST3K
 SomeCanadian: Oh hey! Our sister-craft, the Spaceship of Love.
 Gargoyle: If anyone could use dating advice, it'd be those three.
 Poop van Pants: Step 1 , put a hole in the bottom of that popcorn box
Image 110642   06-03-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
242
 
 Micro Jackson: Weerd
 hex0: Never go full hipster
 hajjpodge: PBR is worse than Bud Light.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah but he can't drink them without throwing his balance off.
 Christina: Bad for the pun, Rad for the formidable beer holding beard.
 Uncle Phil: Rad for the pun, Bad for everything else.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Humanity has gone down a notch
 cromerstu: Dammit I've involuntarily punched my screen again.
 Gargoyle: Damn hipsters and their hipster jokes.
Image 110641   06-03-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
52
 
 Suburbanmom: Those look like anal beads to me
 trelyate: anything is dinner if you're patriotic enough
 falling: Going to need my glasses for this
 ignatz: Live The France!
 Gargoyle: Contacting the mother-ship?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Phallus upon phallus
Image 110640   06-03-16   Uploaded by    waffles
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