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156958  Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiiiit. Lost Purple Status again."

156965  thebiglutovsky: Well, I mean... I call people cats all the time. "That big cat out in the lot", for example. I have no answer for the croissants thing.

156954  Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.

156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

156963  2Berries: Get low when the whistle goes

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1. Scoo
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3. LaeMi
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5. Lestrange
6. Peach
7. SomeCanadian
8. sparename
9. Mr. Butt
10. Knice



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156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156898 Peter Pantsless: @guest As a Killer Instinct fan, I ask that you at least spell it right: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! You still get a (+) though

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright



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Supermansbrother uploaded 156862 (1256 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156492 (1249 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 156686 (945 points)
UseYourName uploaded 156671 (914 points)
Scoo uploaded 156656 (891 points)
Dresdenkeogh uploaded 156772 (887 points)
SpaceCow uploaded 156716 (876 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 156616 (876 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 156762 (866 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156479 (861 points)
elmstreet uploaded 156585 (835 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156650 (827 points)
Black Jesus uploaded 156843 (788 points)
Scoo uploaded 156490 (788 points)
pewdiepie uploaded 156898 (786 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 19189 points
 2. Scoo: 14639 points
 3. hat thrab: 14590 points
 4. Peach: 7383 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 7347 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 5663 points
 7. Hyphae: 5469 points
 8. Whatever: 5204 points
 9. Peter Pantsless: 4629 points
10. Mr. Butt: 4534 points
11. fanny: 4369 points
12. Gomi Day: 3970 points
13. scribbs: 3755 points
14. Jaunty Shrimp: 3723 points
15. SunWukong: 3280 points
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Score:
1455
 
 VoR: Faetuc
 Gargoyle: Mascot escaped and is on the loose!
 Peter Pantsless: Just a matter of time
 Poop van Pants: Do you believe the struggle is real now ??
 Firm Buttocks: "Fuck this shit"
 SomeCanadian: Mascot mimicry is essential to the survival of many species. Instead of hunting this toad, for example, predators just leave comments.
Image 110649   06-03-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
250
 
 Suburbanmom: Now with rye and pumpernickel
 hex0: This would have prevented a lot of dog fights
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 Eleftheros: Vichy say relax!
 A duck: Vich vitch is vich?
 Side Boob: @WTF and sandvitch
 HermwoodLitmajor: For a pleasant, leisurely account of life in the Soviet Gulags, check out One Day in the Life of Ivan Relax-Vich
 WTF: From the makers of "Shut Up Vich" and "Sit Down Vich"
Image 110648   06-03-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
745
 
 Commodore 64: i wanna rad this more than once
 A duck: Hooligan is the most whimsical word for the biggest d-bags in the planet
 WTF: Oh Snap!
Image 110647   06-03-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Image 110646 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by obboma. You have brought shame on us, obboma.
Score:
126
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Would be funnier if he was eating the gun and held the babana to his head.
 Mr. Shine: Try having kids. You'll WISH the house was quiet again.
Image 110645   06-03-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
261
 
 Nothing: Had to or got to?
 Amy Housewine: It's obvious which part of the sentence is the one he's most enthusiastic about.
 p-niiice: you had to BEAT OFF three other guys
 Donut: "...and then I had to punch them in the face. It was really awkward. By the way, I don't think we're going to be able to go to this beach anymore."
 FistyAnn: Seems extraneous.
Image 110644   06-03-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
152
 
 XLY: three frames before #110644
 Gargoyle: Put a pot on his head and give him a taco! The zombies are coming!
Image 110643   06-03-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
813
 
 Jotun: Rad for MST3K
 SomeCanadian: Oh hey! Our sister-craft, the Spaceship of Love.
 Gargoyle: If anyone could use dating advice, it'd be those three.
 Poop van Pants: Step 1 , put a hole in the bottom of that popcorn box
Image 110642   06-03-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
242
 
 Micro Jackson: Weerd
 hex0: Never go full hipster
 hajjpodge: PBR is worse than Bud Light.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah but he can't drink them without throwing his balance off.
 Christina: Bad for the pun, Rad for the formidable beer holding beard.
 Uncle Phil: Rad for the pun, Bad for everything else.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Humanity has gone down a notch
 cromerstu: Dammit I've involuntarily punched my screen again.
 Gargoyle: Damn hipsters and their hipster jokes.
Image 110641   06-03-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
52
 
 Suburbanmom: Those look like anal beads to me
 trelyate: anything is dinner if you're patriotic enough
 falling: Going to need my glasses for this
 ignatz: Live The France!
 Gargoyle: Contacting the mother-ship?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Phallus upon phallus
Image 110640   06-03-16   Uploaded by    waffles
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