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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
170
 
 a robot: @duckfarts He'll get naked, but no women will.
 Wolfechu: It's Pavlovian, but I see this guy and expect there to be someone's asscrack in the background.
 duckfarts: there will be no nudity in this remake, no matter how hard he tries
 duckfarts: @AutomaticBad lucky
 AutomaticBad: both of these guys were doing this instead of trying to sell me a computer
 Ulillillia: Throne of Games
Image 110498   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
549
 
 duckfarts: DOIT
 brutal: 'Yes, axe, I will do it.' ::splits kindling for campfire s'mores::
 Niels Bohr: Lizzy Borden's million dollar Nike sponsorship.
 Tom Nob: go on, just a little killin'.
 3ravens: Heeeeeeere's Johnny!
 ssignature: Do it 'til you're satisfied
 Wet farts: DO IT.
Image 110497   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
295
 
 DeepReddishBlue: You should probably play the xylophone with two instead of one
 duckfarts: @night shift HOW DARE YOU
 bizijosh: I just realized that this ape is literally beating a dead horse. Stanley Kubrick was awesome.
 night shift: i actually laughed
 Wet farts: DO IT.
Image 110496   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
146
 
 KL1NGON: RIP Takashi Shimura
 ThatGuy: RIP Takeshi Amano
 Turd Ferguson: Dude is high
 FistyAnn: Eric the Actor?
 Yam: Salaryman dreams
Image 110495   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
63
 
 bigbison: Jarate. WoW!. get the second and third one, bu
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely strikes again!
 boomboomboom: lololololololol
 AutomaticBad: the only good thing about present-day will smith is how good-natured he is about people playing the fresh prince theme when he's on their show
 Warrax: Ain't nobody dough as me, I'm tossed so fresh so clean.
 Butcherboy: dj jazzy jeff crawled out from under a rock to agree
 Scoo: 1992 called, and they said it was hilarious.
Image 110494   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
434
 
 Air Biscuit: "This was supposed to be legit"
 Eleftheros: @Ulillillia foreskinwalker
 DeepReddishBlue: This inspires me
 duckfarts: hail satan
 illBilliam: @Alastair Yarr...
 Alastair: @illBilliam there was a whale in your nightmares? those must have been some weird nightmares...
 Warrax: Lost the costume contest to a guy wearing bacon.
 illBilliam: This just replaced the whale in my nightmares.
 Ulillillia: Skinwalker
Image 110493   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
266
 
 Bob: messed up.
 obboma: @Fancy Clown woooooo
 Turts: This is tame compared to... driving down the highway next to a big rig that completely annihilates a deer, and having your car showered in deer bits.
 duckfarts: oh deer
 Fancy Clown: Oh THAT'S where I put it
 Sauce Packets: Hey baby! Nice rack!
 Scoo: Game of Thrones has basically desensitized me to shit like this
 Ulillillia: You mess with the mob, you wake up with a deer head on your sidewalk
 Peter Pantsless: Holy shit!
Image 110492   06-02-16   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
231
 
 Whatever: Someone's suffering from PMS...
 duckfarts: poor kid's feeling blue
 duckfarts: 1979 is Sr now? fml
 deathawaits: me too
 gumble: Pantone Snr. must be a male. This is such a dad joke.
Image 110491   06-02-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
261
 
 a robot: @deathawaits what
 DeepReddishBlue: Why Lucas can't ride on planes
 KL1NGON: Quarterstaffs not allowed on board due to knavish pates being beat into pudding.
 deathawaits: My car had those seats. her friends........
 Fishy: @Warrax have all my plus
 Warrax: I'm sorry sir, you're gonna have to take that out of your ass before boarding.
 KnowLifer: Now it finally came here! #105521
Image 110490   06-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
191
 
 DeepReddishBlue: Okay, but you may want to grab a snack or something
 duckfarts: oh, it seems this bag of poop somehow fell into your open trunk
 Warrax: I guess the Texas anti-litter campaign finally upgraded their slogan from "Don't mess with Texas."
 ssignature: With her fingers
 KnowLifer: And I thought I was mistaken
Image 110489   06-02-16   Uploaded by    luxbu
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