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228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."



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Score:
170
 
 a robot: @duckfarts He'll get naked, but no women will.
 Wolfechu: It's Pavlovian, but I see this guy and expect there to be someone's asscrack in the background.
 duckfarts: there will be no nudity in this remake, no matter how hard he tries
 duckfarts: @AutomaticBad lucky
 AutomaticBad: both of these guys were doing this instead of trying to sell me a computer
 Ulillillia: Throne of Games
Image 110498   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
549
 
 duckfarts: DOIT
 brutal: 'Yes, axe, I will do it.' ::splits kindling for campfire s'mores::
 Niels Bohr: Lizzy Borden's million dollar Nike sponsorship.
 Tom Nob: go on, just a little killin'.
 3ravens: Heeeeeeere's Johnny!
 ssignature: Do it 'til you're satisfied
 Wet farts: DO IT.
Image 110497   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
295
 
 DeepReddishBlue: You should probably play the xylophone with two instead of one
 duckfarts: @night shift HOW DARE YOU
 bizijosh: I just realized that this ape is literally beating a dead horse. Stanley Kubrick was awesome.
 night shift: i actually laughed
 Wet farts: DO IT.
Image 110496   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
146
 
 KL1NGON: RIP Takashi Shimura
 ThatGuy: RIP Takeshi Amano
 Turd Ferguson: Dude is high
 FistyAnn: Eric the Actor?
 Yam: Salaryman dreams
Image 110495   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
63
 
 bigbison: Jarate. WoW!. get the second and third one, bu
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely strikes again!
 boomboomboom: lololololololol
 AutomaticBad: the only good thing about present-day will smith is how good-natured he is about people playing the fresh prince theme when he's on their show
 Warrax: Ain't nobody dough as me, I'm tossed so fresh so clean.
 Butcherboy: dj jazzy jeff crawled out from under a rock to agree
 Scoo: 1992 called, and they said it was hilarious.
Image 110494   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
434
 
 Air Biscuit: "This was supposed to be legit"
 Eleftheros: @Ulillillia foreskinwalker
 DeepReddishBlue: This inspires me
 duckfarts: hail satan
 illBilliam: @Alastair Yarr...
 Alastair: @illBilliam there was a whale in your nightmares? those must have been some weird nightmares...
 Warrax: Lost the costume contest to a guy wearing bacon.
 illBilliam: This just replaced the whale in my nightmares.
 Ulillillia: Skinwalker
Image 110493   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
266
 
 Bob: messed up.
 obboma: @Fancy Clown woooooo
 Turts: This is tame compared to... driving down the highway next to a big rig that completely annihilates a deer, and having your car showered in deer bits.
 duckfarts: oh deer
 Fancy Clown: Oh THAT'S where I put it
 Sauce Packets: Hey baby! Nice rack!
 Scoo: Game of Thrones has basically desensitized me to shit like this
 Ulillillia: You mess with the mob, you wake up with a deer head on your sidewalk
 Peter Pantsless: Holy shit!
Image 110492   06-02-16   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
231
 
 Whatever: Someone's suffering from PMS...
 duckfarts: poor kid's feeling blue
 duckfarts: 1979 is Sr now? fml
 deathawaits: me too
 gumble: Pantone Snr. must be a male. This is such a dad joke.
Image 110491   06-02-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
261
 
 a robot: @deathawaits what
 DeepReddishBlue: Why Lucas can't ride on planes
 KL1NGON: Quarterstaffs not allowed on board due to knavish pates being beat into pudding.
 deathawaits: My car had those seats. her friends........
 Fishy: @Warrax have all my plus
 Warrax: I'm sorry sir, you're gonna have to take that out of your ass before boarding.
 KnowLifer: Now it finally came here! #105521
Image 110490   06-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
191
 
 DeepReddishBlue: Okay, but you may want to grab a snack or something
 duckfarts: oh, it seems this bag of poop somehow fell into your open trunk
 Warrax: I guess the Texas anti-litter campaign finally upgraded their slogan from "Don't mess with Texas."
 ssignature: With her fingers
 KnowLifer: And I thought I was mistaken
Image 110489   06-02-16   Uploaded by    luxbu
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