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233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

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233067 ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

232932 mexican: *click*

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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 tib gubb: no need for the pillow, m'lady
 DeepReddishBlue: Ooooh. That's his belly. Okay.
 FistyAnn: This is very nearly an accurate depiction of my ex and it makes me want to cry. For not the reasons you think.
 Agamemnon Triforce: But does the pillow reek of cheap pachouli and Mountain See?
 a sedated moose: @Knice husbandu.
 SomeCanadian: @Micro Jackson That's because the real thing is the worst thing ever. Anything is better than the real thing.
 Thyming: No neckbeard has such a defined facial structure. Damn you and your unbelievable standards.
 WaffleIron: I know it smells like fabric softener but I can't force my brain to imagine that. Bravo!
 Super PC: Alternate universe.
 Micro Jackson: Even better than the real thing
 jayjay: That's fucking awesome. Radded.
 Knice: A Guyfu?
Image 110436   06-02-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
Score:
181
 
 Dick Inspector: It's raining gold-colored things out of his ano-genital region!
 Ukulelemike: Kricfalusi?
 WaffleIron: I imagine that the milk is a lot like waffle toppings here.
 Ulillillia: @Ratty Okay, I son't.
 Ratty: @hairy Please son't ask that!
 nuke em: how does he do the 'milk'?
Image 110435   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Image 110434 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MC Delta T. We'll pray for you, MC Delta T.
Score:
205
 
 DeepReddishBlue: I don't care to know how old the cock Chester rode is
 Knice: Mr. Dongley McCockingsworth, or "Old Cock," as we call him at the clubhouse.
Image 110433   06-02-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
412
 
 tib gubb: we get it - you're high
 bug: World's longest selfie stick
 Niels Bohr: Cannon Ball!!
 WTF: "Getting up was easy but now how do I get down?"
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Christina: Not seem: intensive human rights abuse.
 a sedated moose: Did they build a space elevator in Dubai?
Image 110432   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
418
 
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose He became a real jerk after that. 'Roids I'm guessing.
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian I don't understand what metapod's grade level has to do with it.
 Jayfu: Rad for owlturd. .com
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose He was in middle school, if I remember correctly.
 Christina: At least her Venn diagram had an intersection.
 a sedated moose: Metapod? Metapod is popular?
Image 110431   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Image 110430 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rockkstar. You have brought shame on us, rockkstar.
Score:
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 fanny: this is how new toilet paper is made.
 cromerstu: The struggle is real
Image 110429   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
349
 
 Murm Gungus: Whoop whoop
 WaffleIron: [FUSILLADE INTENSIFIES]
 Christina: Cats can be dangerous if not handled properly.
 Albatross: Haven't seen you in a while football head
Image 110428   06-02-16   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @Borkf Wednesbury is the sweetest place in all the land.
 AdamBomb286: I love AG. Where else can a lousy macro turn into a discussion about British stuff.
 TFChicken: Didn't know they made a new season of The Wire
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine I think I know someone living in Wednesdbury. That's about as far as my knowledge stretches to that area.
 Amy Housewine: @Borkf I love Bimingham but I am not of it. Black Country all the way through, me.
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine Is that another way of saying you're a Brummie?
 Firm Buttocks: Where you don't really wanna be the talk of the town
 Amy Housewine: I'm from the West Midlands of the UK, so I'd actually really rather not be Balti-less.
 Amy Housewine: The game stay the game, just got more fierce.
Image 110427   06-02-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
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