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249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
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14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 Bluetocracy: maybe all her babies will be tools, too. then they can start a farm.
 guest: is that tree in the background her sister?
 San DoDo: *101 ish
 SomeCanadian: @Retromancer With a 0.9% margin of error
 cenecia: How many times do I have to tell you, STOP PEEING ON THE THERMOMETER!
 Scoo: Just shy of a 101. What are they, Dalmatian puppies?
 5 Headed Snake God: It's "ho," not "hoe." Well, unless her sister is a gardening implement.
 Darkasnoon: Ew, I don't want to see someone else's preggers stick
 Retromancer: This girl is so dumb. That reading means she's 100.9% preggers.
 a sedated moose: @A duck in a cup. With pee.
 XLY: Her sister is a hottie
 A duck: Where the hell did her mom make her stick that thermometer?
Image 110181   06-01-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 HermwoodLitmajor: In Summer 2016, meet the new face of horror... GINGER DRACULA
 Gomi Day: yeeeheeeheeeheeeeehhehhhee
 Firm Buttocks: Gilbert Gottfried the Bat
Image 110180   06-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 MassDefect: Great dog.
 square44: dog has had enough of your nonsense
 Kawika: Pupper floof
 A duck: Plz don't kill Atreyu
Image 110179   06-01-16   Uploaded by    teletub
 Bluetocracy: I bet they get stuck easily.
 DeepReddishBlue: These shoes say "fuck you". What's not to like?
 Gowenmark: Well, that's all the shoes in the place...
 Lutha: that's how your foot feels about you, when you wear shoes like that
 Slamajama: Nasty bunion!
 San DoDo: Right up the ol' dirt road
 SomeCanadian: This are my ass kicking shoes
 Christina: Don't give a damn.
 Knice: Fays salc
Image 110178   06-01-16   Uploaded by    anonimos
 bobby: The fuck
 Slamajama: Seth Rogen looks slimmer in person
 Good Bye: This loss edit is weird.
 Christina: Those fucking photobombers!
 mackdaddy: We can dig it
 burritos: Can you dig it?
Image 110177   06-01-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
 MassDefect: @au bon pain What does screen shot mean in this case? Is that an AG switcherino or a reference to something?
 annterland: @Christina you know poop face when you see it
 Christina: Actually he has made some shit.
 au bon pain: Really? another screen shot?
Image 110176   06-01-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
 Firm Buttocks: Incidentally, it's entitled "He Was A Friend Of Mine"
 Lutha: very watercolor, much pastel, wow
 Christina: MOBA approved!
 Gomi Day: i would proudly hang this on my wall
Image 110175   06-01-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
 Slamajama: Where are all the day laborers??? Scared off by Donald's posse?
 Scoo: Making America Great Again
 chhumphrey: This is an awkward green screen...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: inaccurate- these men are not hispanic.
Image 110174   06-01-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Bluetocracy: uh huh. suddenly, it's "oh, we're awful drivers. gosh, us women can't park worth a darn. better give us those special big parking spots so we don't wreck your nice man cars!" way to stand for equality.
 Darkasnoon: Hey I'm a guy and a totally horrible driver! I want a bigger space
 annterland: I do not mind one bit...keep those other jerks awaaaay from my car
 Idontknowszz: Is it sexist I think this is actually pretty cool?
Image 110173   06-01-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Eleftheros: .....And then I'd drop a dead squirrel down that shit like a grenade
 Mattixvii: What if I post a squirrel?
 Amy Housewine: If Keith didn't eat acorns for lunch then he wouldn't have this problem.
 Wet farts: NOT A SQUIRREL! J/k, I am a squirrel and I'm stealing your lunch. Fuck you Keith.
 fanny: I'm stealing Keith's lunch. he's a prick.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i bet working there would be like working on THE OFFICE OR PARKS AND RECREATION SOME OF MY FAVORITE SHOW
 Mexico: We just don't have the heart to tell him it's really the bunnies that are trying to steal his lunch.
 million laffs: omggggggg
Image 110172   06-01-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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