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249696  tib gubb: i'm in love

249700  tib gubb: a drug addict would say those things

249637  tib gubb: join us...

249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

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249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249577 Lunimeow: In bed...?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

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 duckfarts: @Gomi Day please tell me where you lived so i can never go there
 duckfarts: I REMEMBER THESE they were awesome
 Nugster: @Gomi Day That's an interesting yet thoroughly repulsive story
 DeepReddishBlue: XTERMINAT
 Christina: Hamburger prison.
 Micro Jackson: Di di mao!
 Gomi Day: having worked, in the 90's at a mcdonalds that had the indoor playground with big mac, there and the ball pit, etc, this is giving me ptsd. kids were constantly pissing in the ball pit and every now and then, one would take a shit inside big mac's head. so me, being the smallest person on staff, would naturally be the one elected to clean up duty. i eventually quit for unrelated reasons and have vowed never to have children. filthy little monsters...
 a robot: 90s childhood dot jpeg
Image 109689   05-30-16   Uploaded by    hex0
 Nope: *nods* Mr Trump
 Nope: *nods* Mr Trump
 a robot: @guest I assumed @Jaunty Shrimp had acquired a jaunty new hat
 guest: is this a dick pick @hat thrab?
Image 109688   05-30-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Bro Bro: wanna see what's in my underwear?
 XLY: getting a fake id that says im three so i can sag my butt off there
 AutomaticBad: unless you have whale tail
 athiest: Hell of way to eat carrot there. ge
 ssignature: And stay off my lawn!
 Micro Jackson: Yeah pull them suckers up to yer armpits like the proper old guys do
 Winterneuro: @Minnesotan
 Minnesotan: it is very important to me how other people wear their trousers
Image 109687   05-30-16   Uploaded by    potato
 bigbison: @Fishy uh huh
 San DoDo: Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
 Micro Jackson: 2000-0-0 party over, oops - out ot time
 Donger: *pops few strangely signed pills, and goes to a techo rave*
 Flarmie: I didn't plan it this way, but this post segues well into the one below it.
 Firm Buttocks: ...elipses
 Niels Bohr: Tubthumping in my JNCOs.
 Fishy: KLAX WAVE *bwong bwong bwong bwong*
 SoyUnPerdedor: "nookie"
 copunter: @Flarmie KLAX !! aw man, best post-tetris game other than Puzzle Bobble aka Bust-a-move
Image 109686   05-30-16   Uploaded by    Flarmie
 Janston: One dank pup.
 willowsprite: Brought the broccoli salad for the potluck.
 Micro Jackson: Fetch!
 carpwoman: I think that's broccolli.
 Larfles: Very very good dog.
 hurr: he's my dawg yo he got the hook up dawg
 a robot: Just add it to the pile #109675
 Urn BooUrn: Good dog.
 Tom Nob: pupper's ready for a romp in the weed(s)
Image 109685   05-30-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 San DoDo: Kids bounce back
 Micro Jackson: That's not even a real clown, it's just some guy dressed up as a clown
 Minx: I get this feeling sometimes, and to cheer myself up, i go to some of the funerals of the kids i just beheaded... it really helps
 Mattixvii: It's always worth it.
Image 109684   05-30-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 DaFatWeasel: Is this Bobbi Hills new grandpa? Where Hank went blind?
 cmd: Nutted but she still suckin
 duckfarts: surely this can't be real
 Micro Jackson: Ha ha you put head in oven but you ded alreddy
 Mr. Butt: He;s thinkin about thos beans
 a robot: The Bill Murray mannequin head is wondering why you've given him a yarmulke
 DarkTeddy: Frontalis muscle finally gave up.
 Shay: So I guess Sid Caesar donated his head for science?
Image 109683   05-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Shay: It's usually senior citizens that go out and vote.
 AutomaticBad: Yes fuck the Senate. It's a stupid idea. Also bicameral state legislatures are mind-boggling
 Alaskan: Where did this come from
 DesertPlah: @square44 ah, you're familiar with my hatred of the senate, then...despite the fact that it is what we (rather, our founders) all agreed on...
 square44: @DesertPlah it would be, except we have a Senate.
 Tom Nob: @DesertPlah actually, "never let a serious crisis go to waste" is an obama administration policy
 DesertPlah: @Tom Nob *eyes narrow* i see you were trained by bush himself... :D alt: Clinton herself, whatever you want XD
 Tom Nob: @DesertPlah but then how can we manufacture class crisis? and you never let a good crisis go to waste!
 DesertPlah: @Tom Nob @CastleBravo @Pineapple counting states, for those of us who paid attention in class, is a TERRIBLE way of showing this information. I would bet there ia little difference with respect to a person's left or rightness as compared to how they donate and who they donate to. Are church-based charities included? What about liberal organizations?
 Tom Nob: @Pineapple da, false consciousness is a bitch, comrade
 CastleBravo: "Lies, damn lies, and statistics".
 Pineapple: I will never understand why so many people vote against their own interests
 hajjpodge: Some of those states are blue states now.
Image 109682   05-30-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 Stonewyvvern: Rick and morty pizza universe...different continent...mind blown
 square44: this kills the child
 duckfarts: hail satan
Image 109681   05-30-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 Stonewyvvern: Mkay...
 Psymon: Kingdom Death cosplay?
 Poop van Pants: @KyleisBobDole the new Chuck Tingle book is about getting pounded in the butt by that
 Mr. Butt: Definitely would, 10/10
 fanny: @KyleisBobDole the frequency I read it here, unfortunately a lot of people
 KyleisBobDole: @fanny Who even thinks "Who even thinks this is funny?" is funny?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Ladies, please wear this to job interviews!
 fanny: @Mr Mumble not really supposed to be funny, but still better than anytime someone posts "who even thinks this is funny?"
 Mr Mumble: who even thinks this is funny?
 duckfarts: yo dawg, i heard you like nightmares
 Yam: Dickface.
 Knice: Work out in style with the Danskin WTF (R) line!
 Blimpet: Looks like the Goon Squad is to town.
Image 109680   05-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
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