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216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

216334  FabricMan: @jazzjunkie Potassium oxide?

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216170 wolfpk: A lot of junk in the trunk

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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Score:
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 rand0: @fanny If I wanted to lower a score, I'd vote bad. I just want to say that something's worth noticing without having to say that a tragedy or whatever is rad.
 tears as lube: Sad button doesnt work
 KnowLifer: @ping Well then it's cool that we had same idea :)
 Dobly: Took me way too long. Rad stuff!
 ping: @KnowLifer Wow. I don't even remember that. I should because I was reading everything back then (and because it's awesome). Folks, please show #84186 and @KnowLifer some love. [update: This one's now made 1000 let's see if we can get #84186 up to 1000, too.]
 KnowLifer: Oh c'mon @ping #84186
 fanny: @DeepReddishBlue if your score is low enough, your image will be hidden and replaced by a buttonhorn. you'll also receive a quirky message such as "You've made us cry, DeepReddishBlue. May god have mercy on you."
 Galacta: The This is Sad button doesn't work. :(
 DeepReddishBlue: I wonder, what would the sad button even do?
 Fid: Bro, it ain't the water. I can swim. It's those bubble thingeys.
 Fishy: You've marked this as a great comment.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha that's great
 TurkeyVulture: But, why would I press the "sad" button on this?
 danny: friendly spaceship does it again
 fanny: FINALLY!! the SAD button!! great work @ping
Image 108334   05-24-16   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
663
 
 Lirm Cremopert: anorexic Pepe is a real asshole.
 shitshow: Zero ribbits are given
 duckfarts: OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
 Yam: Fuck you, Frog! Fuckin' Frog!
 Retromancer: If you wanna see me climb trees and eat insects, gimme a HELL YEAH!
 Fishy: Raise your dongers
 fanny: fuck you too, little dude
Image 108333   05-24-16   Uploaded by    IrwinGarden
Score:
385
 
 confession: dang @Grandmas Ghost!
 Korrok: Seat belt made into a regular belt, Whhaaaaa??
 Warrax: My anus is completely itself also.
 Grandmas Ghost: Chuck Tingle's underwear.
 Peter Pantsless: Pounded in the butt by my own underpants
 funny in the wall: is that a butt or a side? my interest is purely academic
 Wet farts: I got pounded in the butt for looking at this.
 dobbiesdoogs: when i saw the tramp stamp i kinda figured
Image 108332   05-24-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
419
 
 twitter: @Yttermayn uh huh
 sumodrsn: Great for keeping your pits dry.
 Jotun: Honestly what's the point in handlebars like that? It doesn't look like a comfortable way to ride.
 Yttermayn : Freshest pits on the highway.
 duckfarts: as we can see here, the highway biker extends his arms in order to look more intimidating to other would-be predators
 Grandmas Ghost: [MID-LIFE CRISIS INTENSIFIES]
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf Eileen sure didn't
 IrwinGarden: Someone tell this guy that "ape hangers" is just figurative slang.
 Albatross: More money than sense
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless They probably won't like that.
 Peter Pantsless: Come on, bikers
 p-niiice: i do not believe that is optimal for the task at hand
 a robot: This does not seem safe.
Image 108331   05-24-16   Uploaded by    Fid
Score:
441
 
 Isensedanger: Who's been taking pictures of my cat?
 a robot: Feels good man
Image 108330   05-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
300
 
 cenecia: This is me climbing out of debt.
 XLY: global warming
 Air Biscuit: @Agamemnon Triforce nope. No bear.
 indolentia: climbing that corporate ladder to succ - brbblegrblle
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this Putin emerging from his evil secret lair to rule Russia for the day?
 trelyate: this is fine
Image 108329   05-24-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
482
 
 Isensedanger: It's vision is based on movement
 Headoftheclass: My kids carry their lunches to school too!
 Nugster: @hearsegirl + for obscure lyric reference
 IrwinGarden: I do the same thing to my dog with his treats.
 indolentia: snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
 hearsegirl: midnight at the oasis...
 SunWukong: Why does this make me hear Jazz in my head?
Image 108328   05-24-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
539
 
 Headoftheclass: "I-am-unable-to 'drain-the-main-vein' with-you-watching, meat-bag."
 Fid: Good bro spacing though. Minus points for the guy on the right.
 ch: finally technology has made a machine to urinate for me
 a robot: The future is now!
 AutomaticBad: Eyes forward, human. You are breaking the code.
 Mr. Butt: No, I said Turing test, not urine test.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably hell on the pipes
 Tom Nob: stop staring.
 Nope: *robot looks over* You call that a dick? *picture is taken*
Image 108327   05-24-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
160
 
 rand0: I wouldn't go to a water bar, it's a terrible idea, but a good glass of water can be pretty hard to get sometimes
 funy speling: come on @waffle iron?
 Ratty: Just tap is fine..
 Whatever: Wonder if Flint water will be served
 Slowpoke: At least it'll be stronger than the ale.
 pleasing: Swiggity swooty
 AutomaticBad: I hope they have salt water and Flint water
 waffle iron: Wtf is this
 Mattixvii: Now that's the mark of a true capital city: enough twats with disposable income that this is a viable business.
 hurr: (at least i think they are funny)
 hurr: but there is this guy on youtube who does some funny videos mocking water sommeliers : MINERAL WATER REVIEW - Damien Slash
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammit
 hurr: 1 month later: going out of business
 SunWukong: As previously mentioned, London. UK twat storage facility. The only reason the North is more friendly is that all our biggest arseholes move to London to do hedge-fund type nonsense.
 Nope: Well its good that Jeremy Piven is playing the man himself I don't know if anyone else could capture the insufferability.
Image 108326   05-24-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
417
 
 guest: bo bandy
 Headoftheclass: Liza Minnelli really let herself go after all that David Gest business...
 NoRagrets: Damn greasers.
 ch: quick the boss is coming give me that El Marko
 AutomaticBad: What the frig?
 Butcherboy: but Mr. Lahey!
 Mattixvii: Dude, pay more for your tattoos.
 Albatross: Shoulda really bought two sharpies
 ron mexico: Greasy bastard
 Peter Pantsless: Nailed it
Image 108325   05-24-16   Uploaded by    flowers
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