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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
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 rand0: @fanny If I wanted to lower a score, I'd vote bad. I just want to say that something's worth noticing without having to say that a tragedy or whatever is rad.
 tears as lube: Sad button doesnt work
 KnowLifer: @ping Well then it's cool that we had same idea :)
 Dobly: Took me way too long. Rad stuff!
 ping: @KnowLifer Wow. I don't even remember that. I should because I was reading everything back then (and because it's awesome). Folks, please show #84186 and @KnowLifer some love. [update: This one's now made 1000 let's see if we can get #84186 up to 1000, too.]
 KnowLifer: Oh c'mon @ping #84186
 fanny: @DeepReddishBlue if your score is low enough, your image will be hidden and replaced by a buttonhorn. you'll also receive a quirky message such as "You've made us cry, DeepReddishBlue. May god have mercy on you."
 Galacta: The This is Sad button doesn't work. :(
 DeepReddishBlue: I wonder, what would the sad button even do?
 Fid: Bro, it ain't the water. I can swim. It's those bubble thingeys.
 Fishy: You've marked this as a great comment.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha that's great
 TurkeyVulture: But, why would I press the "sad" button on this?
 danny: friendly spaceship does it again
 fanny: FINALLY!! the SAD button!! great work @ping
Image 108334   05-24-16   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
663
 
 Lirm Cremopert: anorexic Pepe is a real asshole.
 shitshow: Zero ribbits are given
 duckfarts: OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
 Yam: Fuck you, Frog! Fuckin' Frog!
 Retromancer: If you wanna see me climb trees and eat insects, gimme a HELL YEAH!
 Fishy: Raise your dongers
 fanny: fuck you too, little dude
Image 108333   05-24-16   Uploaded by    IrwinGarden
Score:
385
 
 confession: dang @Grandmas Ghost!
 Lil Buddy: Seat belt made into a regular belt, Whhaaaaa??
 Warrax: My anus is completely itself also.
 Grandmas Ghost: Chuck Tingle's underwear.
 Peter Pantsless: Pounded in the butt by my own underpants
 funny in the wall: is that a butt or a side? my interest is purely academic
 Wet farts: I got pounded in the butt for looking at this.
 dobbiesdoogs: when i saw the tramp stamp i kinda figured
Image 108332   05-24-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
419
 
 twitter: @Yttermayn uh huh
 sumodrsn: Great for keeping your pits dry.
 Jotun: Honestly what's the point in handlebars like that? It doesn't look like a comfortable way to ride.
 Yttermayn : Freshest pits on the highway.
 duckfarts: as we can see here, the highway biker extends his arms in order to look more intimidating to other would-be predators
 Grandmas Ghost: [MID-LIFE CRISIS INTENSIFIES]
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf Eileen sure didn't
 IrwinGarden: Someone tell this guy that "ape hangers" is just figurative slang.
 Albatross: More money than sense
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless They probably won't like that.
 Peter Pantsless: Come on, bikers
 p-niiice: i do not believe that is optimal for the task at hand
 a robot: This does not seem safe.
Image 108331   05-24-16   Uploaded by    Fid
Score:
441
 
 Isensedanger: Who's been taking pictures of my cat?
 a robot: Feels good man
Image 108330   05-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
300
 
 cenecia: This is me climbing out of debt.
 XLY: global warming
 Air Biscuit: @Agamemnon Triforce nope. No bear.
 indolentia: climbing that corporate ladder to succ - brbblegrblle
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this Putin emerging from his evil secret lair to rule Russia for the day?
 trelyate: this is fine
Image 108329   05-24-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
482
 
 Isensedanger: It's vision is based on movement
 Headoftheclass: My kids carry their lunches to school too!
 Nugster: @hearsegirl + for obscure lyric reference
 IrwinGarden: I do the same thing to my dog with his treats.
 indolentia: snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
 hearsegirl: midnight at the oasis...
 SunWukong: Why does this make me hear Jazz in my head?
Image 108328   05-24-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
539
 
 Headoftheclass: "I-am-unable-to 'drain-the-main-vein' with-you-watching, meat-bag."
 Fid: Good bro spacing though. Minus points for the guy on the right.
 ch: finally technology has made a machine to urinate for me
 a robot: The future is now!
 AutomaticBad: Eyes forward, human. You are breaking the code.
 Mr. Butt: No, I said Turing test, not urine test.
 Peter Pantsless: Probably hell on the pipes
 Tom Nob: stop staring.
 Nope: *robot looks over* You call that a dick? *picture is taken*
Image 108327   05-24-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
160
 
 rand0: I wouldn't go to a water bar, it's a terrible idea, but a good glass of water can be pretty hard to get sometimes
 funy speling: come on @waffle iron?
 Ratty: Just tap is fine..
 Whatever: Wonder if Flint water will be served
 Slowpoke: At least it'll be stronger than the ale.
 pleasing: Swiggity swooty
 AutomaticBad: I hope they have salt water and Flint water
 waffle iron: Wtf is this
 Mattixvii: Now that's the mark of a true capital city: enough twats with disposable income that this is a viable business.
 hurr: (at least i think they are funny)
 hurr: but there is this guy on youtube who does some funny videos mocking water sommeliers : MINERAL WATER REVIEW - Damien Slash
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammit
 hurr: 1 month later: going out of business
 SunWukong: As previously mentioned, London. UK twat storage facility. The only reason the North is more friendly is that all our biggest arseholes move to London to do hedge-fund type nonsense.
 Nope: Well its good that Jeremy Piven is playing the man himself I don't know if anyone else could capture the insufferability.
Image 108326   05-24-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Score:
417
 
 guest: bo bandy
 Headoftheclass: Liza Minnelli really let herself go after all that David Gest business...
 NoRagrets: Damn greasers.
 ch: quick the boss is coming give me that El Marko
 AutomaticBad: What the frig?
 Butcherboy: but Mr. Lahey!
 Mattixvii: Dude, pay more for your tattoos.
 Albatross: Shoulda really bought two sharpies
 ron mexico: Greasy bastard
 Peter Pantsless: Nailed it
Image 108325   05-24-16   Uploaded by    flowers
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