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249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249451 Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 Science: @Korrok: It's a National Lampoon cover.
 JohnCarcinogen: Which WikiHow article is this from?
 majorchamp: holy loly @NoRagrets
 Korrok: Notice how the thieves belong to the same frat as the boys from Animal House. Nice touch.
 ThatGuy: Worth!
 realjon: if a nerd can take panties off a college aged hotted who's armed: he deserves them
 Gowenmark: Argument for guns on campus.
 tib gubb: i regret nothing!
 Peter Pantsless: Wait was she wearing those? How did he get them in the first place?
 Lestrange: Degree in Murderology pays off
 Janston: Must be a stand-your-ground state.
 a robot: Fine retribution
 Peter Pantsless: Revenge ON the nerds
 NoRagrets: Panty raid was a: mild success with no chance of repeat.
 Wet farts: It seems they died happy
 Mr. Shine: I'm sure these creeps felt it was worth it.
 San DoDo: Shot through the heart. And you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name...
Image 107811   05-22-16   Uploaded by    DesertPlah
 rand0: Sleep tight, pupper.
 Lutha: kinda cheesy imo
 Colty Brumb: whenever I see these spammed meme asking me to type something in, I convince an impressional kid that Trump is awesome, and that there & they're are interchangable
 doggggggie: 15y9Y9fMeJstUbE67smKWVX5q7UuMFVosx
 WaffleIron: But it's 1830! Fuck you pizza, I'm gonna go play TF2
 Janston: I think I've seen that porn.
 Firm Buttocks: Sleep tight, humanity.
 SoyUnPerdedor: What next? The six-pack of sleepiness?
 San DoDo: Goodnight AG
 Nugster: PizZalgo comes
 fanny: could I just have the pizza?
 Amy Housewine: But cheese before bedtime gives you bad dreams...
 KnowLifer: The only thing to get dreams and rest is to shut down the computer and go to sleep
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammit
Image 107810   05-22-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Brain Thoughts: @Amy Housewine Holy loly
 Amy Housewine: @Borkf Aaaah, so these are the famous Longnecks of Loughborough. I've heard so much about them.
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine They actually appear to be looking at the Indian Restaurant reflected in the glass. I ate there once and was the only person that wasn't firing out of both ends the next day. We did not return.
 Peter Pantsless: I'll bet that factory is super creepy if you're not used to it.
 WaffleIron: "Please don't heat eachother with the dildoes, seriously"
 Mr. Shine: Candace Flynn?
 Gomi Day: ......nope!
 Janston: Why so stoic?
 DesertPlah: *sigh* hi, and welcome to EB Hair Salon...
 Amy Housewine: There's a wall just outside the window. They're trying to see over.
 a robot: Another unrealistc beauty standard for women.
Image 107809   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 107808 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. Your image was bad, deathawaits.
 brutal: Wouldnt mind fridge like this. holy.....
 Hungy Dingus: hmmmmmmmm
 fanny: I had a hunch.
 San DoDo: Which one is Jay?
Image 107807   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 gary: I'm afraid I just blue myself.
 the snark: both he and #93303 are known members of The Blue Penis Group
 Stephen Milkmus: Should have marked up the whole hand to make it hard to tell which ones are real.
 WaffleIron: Engineering frosh week already? Shoulda done the whole body
 fanny: great use of time?
 a robot: Friend of this guy I think #93303
Image 107806   05-22-16   Uploaded by    guest
 silver: At least it's not vista
 Mr. Shine: I need to report a crash at the corner of Felch and Main!
 IrwinGarden: Reboot in Safe Mode, please.
Image 107805   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 tina: @SunWukong it's a good pic. I think that was the point of this. I'd never seen it before anyway
 SunWukong: Not a bad score for a classic :)
 VoR: @hajjpodge I'm a classic and so's my wife!
 VoR: Ouch! The Mod Gods have spoken!
 Bolt Vanderhuge: pants.
 hajjpodge: im a classic irl
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The people who complain about reposts or Image Bot the most never seem to upload anything good, by the way ;)
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We have very few rules here. One of them is that reposts are welcome. You don't have to like it, but it's how our site works.
 static xyz: @Pizza @Chef Says I think they were trying to tell us classics are OK for this site...
 Amy Housewine: They don't think classics be like this, but they do.
 Pizza: I agree with what @Chef Says
 Noremak: Admittedly, this is not what I had in mind for a subject focused discussion post. However, I must applaud because this is what I asked for.
 MaronaPossessed: Huh...neat.
 Big Beagler: @Chef Says I'm not sure that was the point of this one, bud...
 San DoDo: @fanny old but gold :)
 VoR: No one cares that you don't care. I don't care you don't care, this whole damn friendly spaceship doesn't care.
 Chef Says: Instead of commenting, bad vote classics so no one has to look at them. Enough is enough.
 discodisco: @fanny My sides hurt
 LogicKitty: Everytime I see a classic I have to stop myself from making the same comment, just to see if more people will like it a second time
 SunWukong: I awoke to find I have been the subject of controversy.....
 cromerstu: Im off to classic this picture so I can copy the best comment on it.
 Wet farts: Rep0sts can't melt steel beams
 NoRagrets: @Nope Psssshhh I've seen this comment before, you've already classic'd a classic.
 shitshow: @misterjoe Commentception?! Commentception. It must be.
 fanny: I do enjoy classicing my own classic comments when given the chance. did it just the other day.
 misterjoe: @shitshow Commentception?!
 shitshow: @misterjoe but..what if someone steals my comment on a classic? on a Classic classic's classic?
 misterjoe: But what if someone steals my comment on a classic?!
 Peter Pantsless: One plus one does not equal eleven. Also I haven't seen this one before, since we're on the subject
 IrwinGarden: Radding just to piss off the "WAH! REPOST!" whiners.
 Nope: @Gomi Day IM SO ANGRY
 Alkavarion: classics are a chance for someone else to post the best comment. I just hope that someone is me.
 romangreek: classic
 Mr. Butt: MOD should've posted this on #107802
 Gomi Day: @Nope A fine way to celebrate the 107,804th image
 hat thrab: Eh. I figure there's an incubation period of at least a week or two to clear the palate.
 Nope: But what if someone steals my comment on a classic?!
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The site posts over 200 images a day. Most people aren't able to see them all. If you're lucky enough to have seen all 100,000+ images on the site, please be gracious towards your fellow posters and let them enjoy sharing something they like with the rest of us. :)
 IrwinGarden: Ugh.. I hate common core math.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Muy Sesame Street
Image 107804   05-22-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Borkf: @Dick Inspector I can see how you got your job title.
 VoR: I'd eat it
 Dick Inspector: I see the foreskin has been removed, too.
 CHA: @Frank herbert All food is poop in its infancy stages. It's a beautiful baby poop & mashy balls.
 Frank herbert: Looks like poop
 ch: One of these days one of these "I made a penis" photos is also going to fit in the similarly heavily-abused category "incredibly slight inconveniences of modern life" and I'll "celebrate" by going on a five-state "arson spree"
 Peter Pantsless: Might wanna get that checked out
 a robot: Putting the 'bang' in bangers and mash?
Image 107803   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 matos: boo hoo hoo my upload got badded down past zero
 willowsprite: I'd cry too if they always used a hawk screech for my voice when I'm in a movie.
 Beef Supreme: Is this Butthorn mission patch for sale?
 Sadbot: That eagle never forgot
 wooden boy: snivel, moan, whine, whimper
 Himesama: I cry aaaallll the time it's great!
 NoRagrets: @Jaunty Shrimp If I had a motto, this would be it.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Crying more than once a year is just a pity party
 Isensedanger: What are the frequent crier rewards?
 Isensedanger: What are the frequent crier rewards?
 Firm Buttocks: Strong men also
Image 107802   05-22-16   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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