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233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

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233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

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10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 Science: @Korrok: It's a National Lampoon cover.
 JohnCarcinogen: Which WikiHow article is this from?
 majorchamp: holy loly @NoRagrets
 Korrok: Notice how the thieves belong to the same frat as the boys from Animal House. Nice touch.
 ThatGuy: Worth!
 realjon: if a nerd can take panties off a college aged hotted who's armed: he deserves them
 Gowenmark: Argument for guns on campus.
 tib gubb: i regret nothing!
 Peter Pantsless: Wait was she wearing those? How did he get them in the first place?
 Lestrange: Degree in Murderology pays off
 Janston: Must be a stand-your-ground state.
 a robot: Fine retribution
 Peter Pantsless: Revenge ON the nerds
 NoRagrets: Panty raid was a: mild success with no chance of repeat.
 Wet farts: It seems they died happy
 Mr. Shine: I'm sure these creeps felt it was worth it.
 San DoDo: Shot through the heart. And you're to blame. Darling, you give love a bad name...
Image 107811   05-22-16   Uploaded by    DesertPlah
 rand0: Sleep tight, pupper.
 Lutha: kinda cheesy imo
 Colty Brumb: whenever I see these spammed meme asking me to type something in, I convince an impressional kid that Trump is awesome, and that there & they're are interchangable
 doggggggie: 15y9Y9fMeJstUbE67smKWVX5q7UuMFVosx
 WaffleIron: But it's 1830! Fuck you pizza, I'm gonna go play TF2
 Janston: I think I've seen that porn.
 Firm Buttocks: Sleep tight, humanity.
 SoyUnPerdedor: What next? The six-pack of sleepiness?
 San DoDo: Goodnight AG
 Nugster: PizZalgo comes
 fanny: could I just have the pizza?
 Amy Housewine: But cheese before bedtime gives you bad dreams...
 KnowLifer: The only thing to get dreams and rest is to shut down the computer and go to sleep
 Peter Pantsless: Goddammit
Image 107810   05-22-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Brain Thoughts: @Amy Housewine Holy loly
 Amy Housewine: @Borkf Aaaah, so these are the famous Longnecks of Loughborough. I've heard so much about them.
 Borkf: @Amy Housewine They actually appear to be looking at the Indian Restaurant reflected in the glass. I ate there once and was the only person that wasn't firing out of both ends the next day. We did not return.
 Peter Pantsless: I'll bet that factory is super creepy if you're not used to it.
 WaffleIron: "Please don't heat eachother with the dildoes, seriously"
 Mr. Shine: Candace Flynn?
 Gomi Day: ......nope!
 Janston: Why so stoic?
 DesertPlah: *sigh* hi, and welcome to EB Hair Salon...
 Amy Housewine: There's a wall just outside the window. They're trying to see over.
 a robot: Another unrealistc beauty standard for women.
Image 107809   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Image 107808 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. You have brought shame on us, deathawaits.
 brutal: Wouldnt mind fridge like this. holy.....
 Hungy Dingus: hmmmmmmmm
 fanny: I had a hunch.
 San DoDo: Which one is Jay?
Image 107807   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 gary: I'm afraid I just blue myself.
 the snark: both he and #93303 are known members of The Blue Penis Group
 Stephen Milkmus: Should have marked up the whole hand to make it hard to tell which ones are real.
 WaffleIron: Engineering frosh week already? Shoulda done the whole body
 fanny: great use of time?
 a robot: Friend of this guy I think #93303
Image 107806   05-22-16   Uploaded by    guest
 silver: At least it's not vista
 Mr. Shine: I need to report a crash at the corner of Felch and Main!
 IrwinGarden: Reboot in Safe Mode, please.
Image 107805   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 tina: @SunWukong it's a good pic. I think that was the point of this. I'd never seen it before anyway
 SunWukong: Not a bad score for a classic :)
 VoR: @hajjpodge I'm a classic and so's my wife!
 VoR: Ouch! The Mod Gods have spoken!
 Bolt Vanderhuge: pants.
 hajjpodge: im a classic irl
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The people who complain about reposts or Image Bot the most never seem to upload anything good, by the way ;)
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We have very few rules here. One of them is that reposts are welcome. You don't have to like it, but it's how our site works.
 static xyz: @Pizza @Chef Says I think they were trying to tell us classics are OK for this site...
 Amy Housewine: They don't think classics be like this, but they do.
 Pizza: I agree with what @Chef Says
 Noremak: Admittedly, this is not what I had in mind for a subject focused discussion post. However, I must applaud because this is what I asked for.
 MaronaPossessed: Huh...neat.
 Big Beagler: @Chef Says I'm not sure that was the point of this one, bud...
 San DoDo: @fanny old but gold :)
 VoR: No one cares that you don't care. I don't care you don't care, this whole damn friendly spaceship doesn't care.
 Chef Says: Instead of commenting, bad vote classics so no one has to look at them. Enough is enough.
 discodisco: @fanny My sides hurt
 LogicKitty: Everytime I see a classic I have to stop myself from making the same comment, just to see if more people will like it a second time
 SunWukong: I awoke to find I have been the subject of controversy.....
 cromerstu: Im off to classic this picture so I can copy the best comment on it.
 Wet farts: Rep0sts can't melt steel beams
 NoRagrets: @Nope Psssshhh I've seen this comment before, you've already classic'd a classic.
 shitshow: @misterjoe Commentception?! Commentception. It must be.
 fanny: I do enjoy classicing my own classic comments when given the chance. did it just the other day.
 misterjoe: @shitshow Commentception?!
 shitshow: @misterjoe but..what if someone steals my comment on a classic? on a Classic classic's classic?
 misterjoe: But what if someone steals my comment on a classic?!
 Peter Pantsless: One plus one does not equal eleven. Also I haven't seen this one before, since we're on the subject
 IrwinGarden: Radding just to piss off the "WAH! REPOST!" whiners.
 Nope: @Gomi Day IM SO ANGRY
 Alkavarion: classics are a chance for someone else to post the best comment. I just hope that someone is me.
 Ulillillia: classic
 Mr. Butt: MOD should've posted this on #107802
 Gomi Day: @Nope A fine way to celebrate the 107,804th image
 hat thrab: Eh. I figure there's an incubation period of at least a week or two to clear the palate.
 Nope: But what if someone steals my comment on a classic?!
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: The site posts over 200 images a day. Most people aren't able to see them all. If you're lucky enough to have seen all 100,000+ images on the site, please be gracious towards your fellow posters and let them enjoy sharing something they like with the rest of us. :)
 IrwinGarden: Ugh.. I hate common core math.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Muy Sesame Street
Image 107804   05-22-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Borkf: @Dick Inspector I can see how you got your job title.
 VoR: I'd eat it
 Dick Inspector: I see the foreskin has been removed, too.
 CHA: @Frank herbert All food is poop in its infancy stages. It's a beautiful baby poop & mashy balls.
 Frank herbert: Looks like poop
 ch: One of these days one of these "I made a penis" photos is also going to fit in the similarly heavily-abused category "incredibly slight inconveniences of modern life" and I'll "celebrate" by going on a five-state "arson spree"
 Peter Pantsless: Might wanna get that checked out
 a robot: Putting the 'bang' in bangers and mash?
Image 107803   05-22-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 matos: boo hoo hoo my upload got badded down past zero
 willowsprite: I'd cry too if they always used a hawk screech for my voice when I'm in a movie.
 Beef Supreme: Is this Butthorn mission patch for sale?
 Sadbot: That eagle never forgot
 wooden boy: snivel, moan, whine, whimper
 Himesama: I cry aaaallll the time it's great!
 NoRagrets: @Jaunty Shrimp If I had a motto, this would be it.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Crying more than once a year is just a pity party
 Isensedanger: What are the frequent crier rewards?
 Isensedanger: What are the frequent crier rewards?
 Firm Buttocks: Strong men also
Image 107802   05-22-16   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
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