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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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9. Yurishiro
10. carpwoman

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233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

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Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 19217 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 Agamemnon Triforce: I thought someone threw a dresser full of toast off a balcony. Then I saw what it was and didn't care.
 Agamemnon Triforce: I thought someone threw a dresser full of toast off a balcony. Then I saw what it was and didn't care.
 duckfarts: the kudzu spreads
 annterland: NNNNOOOOOOoooo
 Ratty: I bet they are all lands
 XLY: 5,200 card pickup
 tib gubb: pictured: a cool million
 Bert Bertbert: Fuk dem cards!
 cromerstu: Magic, in need of gathering.
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 DrinkMixMan: It turns into a tree with a goofy happy face?
 willowsprite: Shouldn't the photos be switched?
 Reddest of Necks: Poe's law in effect
Image 105749   05-14-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
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 Tom Nob: "There is freedom within, there is freedom without. Try to catch the Rads in a friendly spaceship. There's an image ahead. Many images are Bad. But you'll alway see the fur of the mascot while you're traveling with me."
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 Bert Bertbert: shake shake sheikh controller, shake controller right...
Image 105748   05-14-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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 phil: @CastleBravo gladly
 CastleBravo: "....kill me".
 Tom Nob: gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
Image 105747   05-14-16   Uploaded by    james
 Albatross: Were u get this lil bald pupper?
 duckfarts: yo, you gotta change that diaper like now
 willowsprite: What child is this you've laid to rest on my front paws and giggle ing
 Amy Housewine: you are doing me a years of stress and irritation stretching ahead for the rest of my life
 Bert Bertbert: Rah Rah RaspBorkftin, Russia's greatest medicine dog
 Tom Nob: *in a concerned whisper* "where is its borkf?"
Image 105746   05-14-16   Uploaded by    dingding
 SomeCanadian: I pooped these! What do I do with them now?
 willowsprite: At least all you have to do is feed them.
 dobbiesdoogs: this is my life now
Image 105745   05-14-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 tib gubb: why can't it be our brutish invaders?
 Bluetocracy: There's really only one type of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
 Greek Fire: Yeah, but our ships have flamethrowers.
 duckfarts: @hairy and we all know those bunny worshippers are just illiterate fools
 Big Beagler: one worships the duck, other worships the bunny
 TurkeyVulture: Big-Endians and Small-Endians.
 XLY: *there
 tib gubb: @Bert Bertbert there are two types of people: ones that spit out the hot dog when they find out what it's made of, and those that continue munching away.
 AutoDisaster: Others! Others!
 Bert Bertbert: Sometimes it's better not to know - some doors should always stay closed...
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 A Post Office: *Black Sabbath steps out*
 MC Delta T: hmmmmmmm...
 p nut: closer to iron lung
 Amy Housewine: "Can he walk at all?" No he cannot. He is a car.
 Mexico: Now the time is here/ For Iron Van to spread fear/Vengeance from the grave/Kills the people it once saved
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Image 105742 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by burritos. We'll pray for you, burritos.
 Bacon Train: I cannot help this customer
 Nope: Well you shouldn't have gone to the key party Sharon
 Bert Bertbert: But I can't look, before you leap...
Image 105741   05-14-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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