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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.



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Score:
476
 
 Mexico: @cromerstu Damn straight.
 cromerstu: @Mexico it's certainly my best one.
 Mexico: @cromerstu I think that might be the most +'ed comment on the Friendly Spaceship.
 Korrok: Well shit.
 Bluetocracy: this must be an artistic interpretation of my brain
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA HA!
 Agamemnon Triforce: I thought someone threw a dresser full of toast off a balcony. Then I saw what it was and didn't care.
 Agamemnon Triforce: I thought someone threw a dresser full of toast off a balcony. Then I saw what it was and didn't care.
 duckfarts: the kudzu spreads
 annterland: NNNNOOOOOOoooo
 Ratty: I bet they are all lands
 XLY: 5,200 card pickup
 tib gubb: pictured: a cool million
 Bert Bertbert: Fuk dem cards!
 cromerstu: Magic, in need of gathering.
Image 105750   05-14-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
278
 
 DrinkMixMan: It turns into a tree with a goofy happy face?
 willowsprite: Shouldn't the photos be switched?
 Reddest of Necks: Poe's law in effect
Image 105749   05-14-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
205
 
 Tom Nob: #105821
 Kool Aid Man: dont dream its over
 Fiasco: @Tom Nob This gave me hope during this dark time.
 Tom Nob: "There is freedom within, there is freedom without. Try to catch the Rads in a friendly spaceship. There's an image ahead. Many images are Bad. But you'll alway see the fur of the mascot while you're traveling with me."
 Bert Bertbert: my boyfriends ded
 Bert Bertbert: shake shake sheikh controller, shake controller right...
Image 105748   05-14-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
155
 
 a robot: Well the peanut better cup is sideways and the candy corn is the wrong color, so you've already failed
 DrinkMixMan: Gobble gobble *gurgle gurgle*
 phil: @CastleBravo gladly
 CastleBravo: "....kill me".
 Tom Nob: gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
Image 105747   05-14-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
361
 
 Albatross: Were u get this lil bald pupper?
 duckfarts: yo, you gotta change that diaper like now
 willowsprite: What child is this you've laid to rest on my front paws and giggle ing
 Amy Housewine: you are doing me a years of stress and irritation stretching ahead for the rest of my life
 Bert Bertbert: Rah Rah RaspBorkftin, Russia's greatest medicine dog
 Tom Nob: *in a concerned whisper* "where is its borkf?"
Image 105746   05-14-16   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
535
 
 SomeCanadian: I pooped these! What do I do with them now?
 willowsprite: At least all you have to do is feed them.
 dobbiesdoogs: this is my life now
Image 105745   05-14-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
875
 
 tib gubb: why can't it be our brutish invaders?
 Bluetocracy: There's really only one type of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
 Greek Fire: Yeah, but our ships have flamethrowers.
 duckfarts: @hairy and we all know those bunny worshippers are just illiterate fools
 Big Beagler: one worships the duck, other worships the bunny
 edvard: Big-Endians and Small-Endians.
 XLY: *there
 tib gubb: @Bert Bertbert there are two types of people: ones that spit out the hot dog when they find out what it's made of, and those that continue munching away.
 AutoDisaster: Others! Others!
 Bert Bertbert: Sometimes it's better not to know - some doors should always stay closed...
Image 105744   05-14-16   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
387
 
 A Post Office: *Black Sabbath steps out*
 MC Delta T: hmmmmmmm...
 p nut: closer to iron lung
 Amy Housewine: "Can he walk at all?" No he cannot. He is a car.
 Mexico: Now the time is here/ For Iron Van to spread fear/Vengeance from the grave/Kills the people it once saved
Image 105743   05-14-16   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Image 105742 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by burritos. Your image was bad, burritos.
Score:
168
 
 Bacon Train: I cannot help this customer
 Nope: Well you shouldn't have gone to the key party Sharon
 Bert Bertbert: But I can't look, before you leap...
Image 105741   05-14-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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