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273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

273596  VoR: Oh oh ohhh rude

273627  addend: "Like, why not 80?" - Common core.

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Image 104794 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kate2point0. Your image was bad, kate2point0.
Score:
212
 
 willowsprite: No, yes, yes, no....maybe
 Nooice: I don't have any friends either.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like a Hell of a crew to me.
 indolentia: twisted tea ruins this tableau like it ruins everything.
 H.Dresden: Me and all my friends
 Lobefin: star wars characters are so two-dimensional
 SomeOtherCanadian: Just corrugated things
Image 104793   05-10-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
198
 
 duckfarts: @indolentia "death is certain"
 indolentia: the friendly spaceship needs to start a fortune cookie company and hire all the hilarious folks that post on here to write the fortunes.
Image 104792   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
110
 
 indolentia: even he's looking in the mirror like, "shit, should've whack offped out my legs."
 SomeOtherCanadian: #topheavy
 Peter Pantsless: Never skip leg day.
 happier: almost unfunny
Image 104791   05-10-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
819
 
 redmonkey3: Nice One!
 funny in the wall: you will be assimilated
 uncannie: this makes me want to shit
 indolentia: if you like roofie-coladas! gettin' caught in the rain.
 John Singapore: Thank you for this. Sometimes happy people on pictures make me wanna...
 skillet: I laughed.
 Alastair: @SomeOtherCanadian Honestly it's an improvement for all of them except the redhead, and maybe her too.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm surprised at how popular these are. I'm not saying I don't like them, it's just a little odd.
 XLY: That guy is probably having more fun than everyone else anyways
 SomeOtherCanadian: Left. Guy on the left.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Anything to be rid of the guy on the right's mustache
 Peter Pantsless: lady on the right looks like she knows what's about to happen to them
Image 104790   05-10-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
26
 
 a robot: Oh Jack Black, I love Tenacious D but you've made some truly bad movies, this being one of them
 funny in the wall: It always sucks to be you, and I am sure you know it deep down,
 indolentia: purple rain remake lookin whitewashed.
 burritos: lmaoooooo
Image 104789   05-10-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
370
 
 redmonkey3: @Flold Horpungo - i have some... cool thot... monkey likey.
 duckfarts: @Fid the trick is to find two parts of the image that have a similar pattern, then refocus your eyes so that they merge and line up. hold it for a bit and the image should become clear. this image should be easier to do because the patterns are pretty clear, especially compared to the noise pattern ones. also, you don't want to cross your eyes too far and line up the next instance of the pattern; the resulting 3d image may look messed up
 KickassHellyeah: exactly @savvoy!
 clayjar: @ping try LSD-they animate
 a robot: In like 1993 when these were hugely popular, I still remember being in 4th grade and impressing other kids at the Scholastic Book Fair with how fast I could see them. And my life has been all downhill from there.
 savvoy: I can see these pretty quickly. The problem is, then I can't STOP seeing them.
 Peter Pantsless: @ping Still pretty cool
 indolentia: it's a schooner!
 million laffs: @Peter Pantsless I may have set expectations too high. Despite it being possible there aren't many and only a few are good. I have no idea why.
 Peter Pantsless: @ping Google Google Google
 Mr. Shine: I can't see the freakin' sailboat!!
 CrustyDusty: @ThatGuy Since when is Mascot a dickbutt?
 Skaalar: Clever tit.
 antabuse is the cure: hahahahahahahahahahaha
 ThatGuy: Mascot!!!
 edgarallendoh: @Peter Pantsless What will really blow your mind is that you can animate these.
 Fid: For a given value of "work." Seriously, do you need special glasses? I've seen these things for years and it just don't work for me.
 Lobefin: @Lobefin *goatse
 Lobefin: is this goatee again
 Peter Pantsless: It never occurred to me that these would work on a computer screen.
Image 104788   05-10-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
242
 
 a robot: @underwear Maybe like a latter-day Statler and Waldorf kinda thing
 funny in the wall: @underwear, I think it would have been a good late nite 90s talk show, I could see it on after space ghost coast to coast
 underwear: patty and selma spin-off show would have been hilarious
Image 104787   05-10-16   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
196
 
 shitshow: Fucking Steve.
 Nooice: Steve, a winner is you!
 John Singapore: What a noble deed that man just deed.
 Fiasco: On being told that he'd won, Steve Wadsworth was quoted as saying "Oh ok."
 WTF: Classic Steve!
 SomeOtherCanadian: The town motto is "Selby, home of those who live in Selby."
 trelyate: Shoulda named it LeisureCentre McLeisureCentreface
Image 104786   05-10-16   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
392
 
 redmonkey3: @Slamajama - ssso... cartoons or succubi ? No contest... Anime.
 Grandmas Ghost: Tunnel Snakes rule.
 wolfpupy: My girlfriend.....
 John Singapore: Give the man a theoretical physique.
 dingding: @Slamajama this is what Canadians really believe...
 dad: @Slamajama Go back to the home, grandpa
 Slamajama: Really???? It's not a real person here, this is a video game character, not real not substantive grow up and waste your time on the Rubio, Cruz or Bernie, cartoon-like real humans or you can throw your life away on the succubus known as Hillary
 Mr. Shine: Semantics!
 Grep Jelly: Fantastic
 augustus: In Soviet Russia, Physics studies you.
 indolentia: classic.
Image 104785   05-10-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
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