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262382  charlemagne: the meek have inherited the earth

262393  Not A Bot: I'm pretty curious what that handwritten sign in the window says...

262380  Fiveninety: doesn't have "should've," "should of" and "should'em"

262391  Shay: So one advantage of tripping on acid is it rejuvenates your hair?

262384  Fiveninety: @Herm Cremombies i can't -- we only have plus here

262387  Magdra: J:man you're so full of shit your eyes are brown. C: so are yours

262235  Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262386  Robespierre: Image could use a red circle

262386  a sedated moose: Okay, why's everybody a random red name now?

262385  Robespierre: Needs a little adjustment in hue

262387  Robespierre: Dude's a reg'lar raconteur

262386  a sedated moose: Really?

262384  FabricMan: Whatever you do, don't send me large amounts of money!

262386  a sedated moose: eSam.

262385  FabricMan: After drinking blue Koolaid

262379  Robespierre: Install with the pointy end toward the front

262361  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Annoying yes, but I like it too.

262357  Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.

262385  WannaBee: All hail Hypnotoad.

262390  bigjim: Gotta love E! Youre the non-important minorities.

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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Score:
722
 
 Flerbo Morpombies: @Noremak agreed. and could someone else vote on this? I radded it and now the score is 666 so now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
 Thert Rempongo: @Moonmoon I think it's awesome. Casual chat is good but they are right, it is kinda aimless. A topic of the day would be an easy fix.
 Bungo Morpumple: We thought it was fun, but if you don't want it, we'll remove it.
 Crawn Pluble: @fanny Tomorrow's topic from the mods will be "What are some good topics of discussion for the Aggronauts?"
 Himp Albumbies: Unlike Spider Man, Peter Parker is also a webslinger.
 Lump Horpongo: @KyleisBobDole haha great comparison! I say we give ourselves a topic tomorrow
 Pamp Flomple: @KyleisBobDole @VoR Agreed
 Vango Horpumple: @VoR Yeah the first few days of "Talk Among Yourselves" were fun enough, but now it feels like we've had a substitute teacher for like three months and I'd like to get back to learning about the Reconstruction.
 Fleple Plemuble: Upload/username combo
 Hang Drumongus: I preferred admin questions as opposed to "daily chat" ... just putting that out there
 Pawn Gruble: @Amy Housewine not mutually exclusive
 Larbo Gromple: proof aunt may is a virgin
 Viwn Plemopert: Aunt May is all like "You call THIS spider web? I thought it was jizz."
 Rerbo Horpongus: your semen... has amazing tensile strength. I will need Brillo pads for this, got dammit.
 Fleft Plongus: Peter's been churning too much of the man butter, beating the bishop , spankin da franken, jerkin his gerkin, polishing his carrot, flogging his toboggan , I think Auntie knows the score
 Trango Plungo: will spiderman ever escape the internet?
 Thurm Rempupert: @Peter Pantsless Oh... she KNEW what it was.
 Heng Grumbies: Peter has been a busy boy.
 Fleft Grunombies: *eye
 Vuld Plongo: ok haha sperm joke....but what the fuck is her hey doing with her hair (or vice versa) in the second panel?!
 Milm Horpupert: "I though it would just be semen" said the old lady, "But it turns out to be glue!"
 Veft Plemungus: "Mysterious white liquid coming from underneath my teenage nephew's bedroom door? Better touch it!"
Image 104485   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Flarm Plemupert
Score:
822
 
 Jart Plungo: Finders, eaters!
 Derbo Drumomple: I've seen this picture ten times today, and all I can think is "aww, wanna pet that dog," and "aww, wanna pet that kitty." ...I'm a simple man
 Darbo Rempungo: don't you judge us!
 Dirt Drumungo: I do live little kettehs!
 Durt Cremupert: Aww. AWWWWWWWW. .
 Bempo Flumple: Can I keep him as a pet?
 Jumpo Horpongo: What do you want with my li'l pal?
 Duple Dampuble: Kitty!
 Jeng Morpongus: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he hall be my squishy.
 Vert Morpuble: "Yeah. So?"
Image 104484   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Delm Dampopert
Score:
906
 
 Hemp Dampongo: Stick me!
 Bulm Plombies: @CrustyDusty I'd wager they taste better when cooked.
 Bamp Cremongo: The only time I saw one of these was after a hurricane in New York. They are common, but stay in the canopy; you'll likely never see one otherwise. @tib gubb: Nah, they taste like wood.
 Jimp Morpungus: @tib gubb Gross at first, but it looks like there's a lot of meat in there
 Goft Flumupert: stick bugs are rad. i wonder if they're any good to eat
 Domp Drumumbies: time to move him to the big tree
 Rald Flumumbies: Getting down with the Stickness
 Moft Morpombies: I got to hold one of these! Passed on the scorpion though.
 Vorbo Cremopert: @Warrax Dig it
 Vaft Grombies: What an amazing piece of God's perfect creation, a marvel of design!
 Flampo Brongus: It's a noperad
 Bomp Flumple: @Xeno Until it burrows into your arm and starts laying eggs in your brain.
 Crurbo Albumbies: Brown and sticky...what's not to like?
 Dild Drumopert: It's like a six legged FU to creationism.
 Thang Drumongo: Rad for weird bugs.
 Freng Grunongus: Haha, fuckno.
Image 104483   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Trirm Cremuble
Score:
446
 
 Ving Dampongo: The Canary Moon Tiara will give you +12 END and +14 AGI and can cast MGPR once per round.
 Durt Dampuble: Somehow, I don't see this catching on.
 Mown Cremuble: Chick me!
 Crorbo Drumuble: Fun fact: The Audubon Society was started to put an end to the practice of women festooning their hats with dead birds.
 Triple Rempomple: goes great with #91273
 Frengo Grongus: Captured Angry Bird, helps coach up game play for newbees!
 Rang Rempumple: Cute chick.
 Florbo Morpuble: Poor thing.
 Malm Albupert: Its going to shit in your hair, I know you think you covered that already, but it will find a way
 Thiple Flungo: Completely necessary.
 Vempo Broble: This is a metaphor for something I'm sure. Maybe even an innuendo.
 Thompo Grupert: What happens when it starts shitting everywhere BECAUSE ITS A BIRD.
 Pawn Morpumbies: Works better as a .gif when you can see the bird rotate around her head.
 Trerm Rempomple: @Warezlock Could be a coal miner's daughter
 Purm Grunombies: Seems young to be a coal miner.
 Frempo Gruble: @Albatross @Peter Pantsless, not practical since can't see the bird die.
 Tremp Rempungo: Lol irl
 Gompo Drumoble: @Albatross But is the canary free-range?
 Bingo Drumumbies: @Albatross You just doubled its price!
 Ralm Albongus: @Peter Pantsless Analog organic artisanal personal carbon monoxide detector
 Julm Plumple: Low-tech personal CO detector.
 Rople Plumbies: I don't go anywhere without my seeing eye chick.
Image 104482   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Remp Dampombies
Score:
380
 
 Bang Dampumbies: This would be better if she was dressed like Smurfette
 Huwn Plemopert: NES me!
 Birt Flumoble: Needs a smaller b&w TV
 Crengo Bropert: Soviet XL Nintindo game controller, it plays you !
 Hirm Cremuble: Darby O'Gill's younger sister
 Flold Flumoble: Yea, those controllers were always super uncomfortable in my hands too,
 Puld Grunungus: @Mr. Butt Dig it
 Thift Grupert: Old school Metroid was (morph) baller as hell.
 Luft Grongo: Looks like starwars..getting shields for millenium falcon
 Dulm Cremumbies: Does not seem confortable.
 Vengo Dampuble: Still not as big as awkward as a Dreamcast controller.
Image 104481   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Freple Flumopert
Score:
279
 
 Parb Flumple: This is what happens when humans and giraffes mate
 Dople Flumongo: Ring me!
 Lemp Cremopert: Yes, they are looking for the guy in 104243, daddy, why did you leave us and mommy ? We've been craining our necks looking for you to return!
 Pirbo Rempuble: voted bad, sorry........
 Lift Morpungo: They're looking for #104243
 Bild Rempongus: Good thing they've already got their neck braces on
Image 104480   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Crerb Albumbies
Score:
216
 
 Garb Cremupert: Blow me!
 Lorm Pluble: Direx stock tumbles as lawsuits are filled in wrongful inpregnation cases pile up accusing Durex of using defective materials and covering up real dicks!
 Varb Flumungo: Time to stock up
 Lompo Dampumbies: Time to stock up
 Bilm Cremombies: Good thing I can run flat.
 Crirb Flongo: Hope you have a spare.
Image 104479   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Baple Ploble
Score:
551
 
 Paft Horpopert: yeah. Bear hugs.
 Frawn Grunombies: Hug me!
 Ving Alboble: No way, Salad Fingers, I'm hip to your tricks.
 Crelm Plungus: For the go my ass! If you go in there, there will be blood!!!
 Bing Pluble: What the shit
 Dengo Rempombies: Location should be forwarded to butthorn.
 Jolm Drumombies: seems legit
 Guwn Horpoble: *wipes away single tear* finally...
Image 104478   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Flengo Dampuble
Score:
403
 
 Flaft Fluble: sploosh me!
 Vuwn Brumple: Yep, hell of a rainstorm cumming...
 Frople Drumungo: Peter always beats it to it
 Frung Grungus: Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it!
 Momp Cremoble: @ur mom gross but funny
 Trurm Flumbies: cumtrails. Wake up sheeple!!!
 Mongo Horpumbies: @Peter Pantsless You've got a better name for it, though! :-)
 Dild Pluble: @Knice beat me to it!
 Vongo Bruble: Cum-ulus clouds are my favorite.
 Gongo Grongo: Must be cumulus.
Image 104477   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Theng Plemuble
Score:
205
 
 Tholm Albungo: Mon Wharf parking in Pittsburgh can be like this, PLUS if it rains while you're at work and the river comes up, your car coulb be under three feet of water by the time you wanna go home.
 Rungo Flumongus: PARFECT
 Bungo Grunombies: I'm gonna need more passive aggressive parking notes
 Haple Flumongus: ayy lmao
Image 104476   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Gungo Albongus
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