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233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

233007  GoGo Robotto: I bring you peace,I bring you looove!

233016  zrj235: IA FTAHGN

232939  Hokie333: @apoxia "Rest assured: Lentigo is not a form of cancer. Lentigo is, in fact, completely harmless, like human freckles, and no medical treatment is necessary for the condition."…

233019  GoGo Robotto: "I used to float with them, but now they don't like me anymore" :(

233020  sparename: Who's that with I.R.Bassoon?

233016  barfolomew: Knees weak, arms heavy/dog spaghetti

232968  Korrok: Korrok approves.

233002  barfolomew: @tib gubb that is indeed a strange nachos.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232934 Bohab: @Side Boob I also miss Ralph May (but think that might be him...)

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232932 apoxia: @Felicity I work in a hospital setting with over 65s. When they are in the inpatient psychiatric ward there is regular reviewing of their resuscitation order. Many people initially want no resuscitation but this often changes as the mental health issues recede. It's a very interesting phenomenon.

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 fanny: @Noremak agreed. and could someone else vote on this? I radded it and now the score is 666 so now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
 Noremak: @Moonmoon I think it's awesome. Casual chat is good but they are right, it is kinda aimless. A topic of the day would be an easy fix.
 Moonmoon: We thought it was fun, but if you don't want it, we'll remove it.
 KyleisBobDole: @fanny Tomorrow's topic from the mods will be "What are some good topics of discussion for the Aggronauts?"
 Noremak: Unlike Spider Man, Peter Parker is also a webslinger.
 fanny: @KyleisBobDole haha great comparison! I say we give ourselves a topic tomorrow
 Pizza: @KyleisBobDole @VoR Agreed
 KyleisBobDole: @VoR Yeah the first few days of "Talk Among Yourselves" were fun enough, but now it feels like we've had a substitute teacher for like three months and I'd like to get back to learning about the Reconstruction.
 Donger: Upload/username combo
 VoR: I preferred admin questions as opposed to "daily chat" ... just putting that out there
 duckfarts: @Amy Housewine not mutually exclusive
 chunk norris: proof aunt may is a virgin
 Peter Pantsless: Aunt May is all like "You call THIS spider web? I thought it was jizz."
 shitshow: your semen... has amazing tensile strength. I will need Brillo pads for this, got dammit.
 Slamajama: Peter's been churning too much of the man butter, beating the bishop , spankin da franken, jerkin his gerkin, polishing his carrot, flogging his toboggan , I think Auntie knows the score
 tib gubb: will spiderman ever escape the internet?
 PrimeValkyrie: @Peter Pantsless Oh... she KNEW what it was.
 Nooice: Peter has been a busy boy.
 hurr: *eye
 hurr: ok haha sperm joke....but what the fuck is her hey doing with her hair (or vice versa) in the second panel?!
 Amy Housewine: "I though it would just be semen" said the old lady, "But it turns out to be glue!"
 Peter Pantsless: "Mysterious white liquid coming from underneath my teenage nephew's bedroom door? Better touch it!"
Image 104485   05-09-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 CrustyDusty: Finders, eaters!
 Peter Pantsless: I've seen this picture ten times today, and all I can think is "aww, wanna pet that dog," and "aww, wanna pet that kitty." ...I'm a simple man
 tib gubb: don't you judge us!
 carpwoman: I do live little kettehs!
 Tiramisu: Aww. AWWWWWWWW. .
 Christina: Can I keep him as a pet?
 Christina: What do you want with my li'l pal?
 bethevans: Kitty!
 SomeCanadian: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he hall be my squishy.
 DrinkMixMan: "Yeah. So?"
Image 104484   05-09-16   Uploaded by    jonz
 VoR: Stick me!
 tib gubb: @CrustyDusty I'd wager they taste better when cooked.
 CrustyDusty: The only time I saw one of these was after a hurricane in New York. They are common, but stay in the canopy; you'll likely never see one otherwise. @tib gubb: Nah, they taste like wood.
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb Gross at first, but it looks like there's a lot of meat in there
 tib gubb: stick bugs are rad. i wonder if they're any good to eat
 trucker: time to move him to the big tree
 hearsegirl: Getting down with the Stickness
 Annoying Vegan : I got to hold one of these! Passed on the scorpion though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax Dig it
 Ukulelemike: What an amazing piece of God's perfect creation, a marvel of design!
 Warrax: It's a noperad
 SomeCanadian: @Xeno Until it burrows into your arm and starts laying eggs in your brain.
 Xeno: Brown and sticky...what's not to like?
 Warezlock: It's like a six legged FU to creationism.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for weird bugs.
 Knice: Haha, fuckno.
Image 104483   05-09-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 Bluetocracy: The Canary Moon Tiara will give you +12 END and +14 AGI and can cast MGPR once per round.
 Skaalar: Somehow, I don't see this catching on.
 VoR: Chick me!
 Science: Fun fact: The Audubon Society was started to put an end to the practice of women festooning their hats with dead birds.
 Merlins beard: goes great with #91273
 Slamajama: Captured Angry Bird, helps coach up game play for newbees!
 Peter Pantsless: Cute chick.
 carpwoman: Poor thing.
 XLY: Its going to shit in your hair, I know you think you covered that already, but it will find a way
 Nooice: Completely necessary.
 Warrax: This is a metaphor for something I'm sure. Maybe even an innuendo.
 SomeCanadian: What happens when it starts shitting everywhere BECAUSE ITS A BIRD.
 Amy Housewine: Works better as a .gif when you can see the bird rotate around her head.
 Peter Pantsless: @Warezlock Could be a coal miner's daughter
 Warezlock: Seems young to be a coal miner.
 funny in the wall: @Albatross @Peter Pantsless, not practical since can't see the bird die.
 manlyman: Lol irl
 Peter Pantsless: @Albatross But is the canary free-range?
 Knice: @Albatross You just doubled its price!
 Albatross: @Peter Pantsless Analog organic artisanal personal carbon monoxide detector
 Peter Pantsless: Low-tech personal CO detector.
 ping: I don't go anywhere without my seeing eye chick.
Image 104482   05-09-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Bluetocracy: This would be better if she was dressed like Smurfette
 VoR: NES me!
 CrustyDusty: Needs a smaller b&w TV
 Slamajama: Soviet XL Nintindo game controller, it plays you !
 Robespierre: Darby O'Gill's younger sister
 Warrax: Yea, those controllers were always super uncomfortable in my hands too,
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt Dig it
 Mr. Butt: Old school Metroid was (morph) baller as hell.
 VoR: Looks like starwars..getting shields for millenium falcon
 Christina: Does not seem confortable.
 Peter Pantsless: Still not as big as awkward as a Dreamcast controller.
Image 104481   05-09-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 Bluetocracy: This is what happens when humans and giraffes mate
 VoR: Ring me!
 Slamajama: Yes, they are looking for the guy in 104243, daddy, why did you leave us and mommy ? We've been craining our necks looking for you to return!
 White Male: voted bad, sorry........
 Knice: They're looking for #104243
 Albatross: Good thing they've already got their neck braces on
Image 104480   05-09-16   Uploaded by    luxuslurch
 VoR: Blow me!
 Slamajama: Direx stock tumbles as lawsuits are filled in wrongful inpregnation cases pile up accusing Durex of using defective materials and covering up real dicks!
 crudites: Time to stock up
 crudites: Time to stock up
 Knice: Good thing I can run flat.
 Peter Pantsless: Hope you have a spare.
Image 104479   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 Bluetocracy: yeah. Bear hugs.
 VoR: Hug me!
 CrustyDusty: No way, Salad Fingers, I'm hip to your tricks.
 Slamajama: For the go my ass! If you go in there, there will be blood!!!
 Lumb Blombus: What the shit
 Beef Supreme: Location should be forwarded to butthorn.
 thratchen: seems legit
 Warrax: *wipes away single tear* finally...
Image 104478   05-09-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 VoR: sploosh me!
 CrustyDusty: Yep, hell of a rainstorm cumming...
 Slamajama: Peter always beats it to it
 WaffleIron: Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it!
 Peter Pantsless: @ur mom gross but funny
 ur mom: cumtrails. Wake up sheeple!!!
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You've got a better name for it, though! :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice beat me to it!
 Peter Pantsless: Cum-ulus clouds are my favorite.
 Knice: Must be cumulus.
Image 104477   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Idontknowszz
 Mr. Shine: Mon Wharf parking in Pittsburgh can be like this, PLUS if it rains while you're at work and the river comes up, your car coulb be under three feet of water by the time you wanna go home.
 Off Topic: I'm gonna need more passive aggressive parking notes
 MC Delta T: ayy lmao
Image 104476   05-09-16   Uploaded by    realjon
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