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249524  Side Boob: Same

249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
722
 
 fanny: @Noremak agreed. and could someone else vote on this? I radded it and now the score is 666 so now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
 Noremak: @Moonmoon I think it's awesome. Casual chat is good but they are right, it is kinda aimless. A topic of the day would be an easy fix.
 Moonmoon: We thought it was fun, but if you don't want it, we'll remove it.
 KyleisBobDole: @fanny Tomorrow's topic from the mods will be "What are some good topics of discussion for the Aggronauts?"
 Noremak: Unlike Spider Man, Peter Parker is also a webslinger.
 fanny: @KyleisBobDole haha great comparison! I say we give ourselves a topic tomorrow
 Pizza: @KyleisBobDole @VoR Agreed
 KyleisBobDole: @VoR Yeah the first few days of "Talk Among Yourselves" were fun enough, but now it feels like we've had a substitute teacher for like three months and I'd like to get back to learning about the Reconstruction.
 Donger: Upload/username combo
 VoR: I preferred admin questions as opposed to "daily chat" ... just putting that out there
 duckfarts: @Amy Housewine not mutually exclusive
 chunk norris: proof aunt may is a virgin
 Peter Pantsless: Aunt May is all like "You call THIS spider web? I thought it was jizz."
 shitshow: your semen... has amazing tensile strength. I will need Brillo pads for this, got dammit.
 Slamajama: Peter's been churning too much of the man butter, beating the bishop , spankin da franken, jerkin his gerkin, polishing his carrot, flogging his toboggan , I think Auntie knows the score
 tib gubb: will spiderman ever escape the internet?
 PrimeValkyrie: @Peter Pantsless Oh... she KNEW what it was.
 Nooice: Peter has been a busy boy.
 hurr: *eye
 hurr: ok haha sperm joke....but what the fuck is her hey doing with her hair (or vice versa) in the second panel?!
 Amy Housewine: "I though it would just be semen" said the old lady, "But it turns out to be glue!"
 Peter Pantsless: "Mysterious white liquid coming from underneath my teenage nephew's bedroom door? Better touch it!"
Image 104485   05-09-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
822
 
 CrustyDusty: Finders, eaters!
 Peter Pantsless: I've seen this picture ten times today, and all I can think is "aww, wanna pet that dog," and "aww, wanna pet that kitty." ...I'm a simple man
 tib gubb: don't you judge us!
 carpwoman: I do live little kettehs!
 Tiramisu: Aww. AWWWWWWWW. .
 Christina: Can I keep him as a pet?
 Christina: What do you want with my li'l pal?
 bethevans: Kitty!
 SomeCanadian: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he hall be my squishy.
 DrinkMixMan: "Yeah. So?"
Image 104484   05-09-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
906
 
 VoR: Stick me!
 tib gubb: @CrustyDusty I'd wager they taste better when cooked.
 CrustyDusty: The only time I saw one of these was after a hurricane in New York. They are common, but stay in the canopy; you'll likely never see one otherwise. @tib gubb: Nah, they taste like wood.
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb Gross at first, but it looks like there's a lot of meat in there
 tib gubb: stick bugs are rad. i wonder if they're any good to eat
 trucker: time to move him to the big tree
 hearsegirl: Getting down with the Stickness
 Annoying Vegan : I got to hold one of these! Passed on the scorpion though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax Dig it
 Ukulelemike: What an amazing piece of God's perfect creation, a marvel of design!
 Warrax: It's a noperad
 SomeCanadian: @Xeno Until it burrows into your arm and starts laying eggs in your brain.
 Xeno: Brown and sticky...what's not to like?
 Warezlock: It's like a six legged FU to creationism.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for weird bugs.
 Knice: Haha, fuckno.
Image 104483   05-09-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
446
 
 Bluetocracy: The Canary Moon Tiara will give you +12 END and +14 AGI and can cast MGPR once per round.
 Skaalar: Somehow, I don't see this catching on.
 VoR: Chick me!
 Science: Fun fact: The Audubon Society was started to put an end to the practice of women festooning their hats with dead birds.
 Merlins beard: goes great with #91273
 Slamajama: Captured Angry Bird, helps coach up game play for newbees!
 Peter Pantsless: Cute chick.
 carpwoman: Poor thing.
 XLY: Its going to shit in your hair, I know you think you covered that already, but it will find a way
 Nooice: Completely necessary.
 Warrax: This is a metaphor for something I'm sure. Maybe even an innuendo.
 SomeCanadian: What happens when it starts shitting everywhere BECAUSE ITS A BIRD.
 Amy Housewine: Works better as a .gif when you can see the bird rotate around her head.
 Peter Pantsless: @Warezlock Could be a coal miner's daughter
 Warezlock: Seems young to be a coal miner.
 funny in the wall: @Albatross @Peter Pantsless, not practical since can't see the bird die.
 manlyman: Lol irl
 Peter Pantsless: @Albatross But is the canary free-range?
 Knice: @Albatross You just doubled its price!
 Albatross: @Peter Pantsless Analog organic artisanal personal carbon monoxide detector
 Peter Pantsless: Low-tech personal CO detector.
 manlyman: I don't go anywhere without my seeing eye chick.
Image 104482   05-09-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
380
 
 Bluetocracy: This would be better if she was dressed like Smurfette
 VoR: NES me!
 CrustyDusty: Needs a smaller b&w TV
 Slamajama: Soviet XL Nintindo game controller, it plays you !
 confession: Darby O'Gill's younger sister
 Warrax: Yea, those controllers were always super uncomfortable in my hands too,
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt Dig it
 Mr. Butt: Old school Metroid was (morph) baller as hell.
 VoR: Looks like starwars..getting shields for millenium falcon
 Christina: Does not seem confortable.
 Peter Pantsless: Still not as big as awkward as a Dreamcast controller.
Image 104481   05-09-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
279
 
 Bluetocracy: This is what happens when humans and giraffes mate
 VoR: Ring me!
 Slamajama: Yes, they are looking for the guy in 104243, daddy, why did you leave us and mommy ? We've been craining our necks looking for you to return!
 White Male: voted bad, sorry........
 Knice: They're looking for #104243
 Albatross: Good thing they've already got their neck braces on
Image 104480   05-09-16   Uploaded by    luxuslurch
Score:
216
 
 VoR: Blow me!
 Slamajama: Direx stock tumbles as lawsuits are filled in wrongful inpregnation cases pile up accusing Durex of using defective materials and covering up real dicks!
 crudites: Time to stock up
 crudites: Time to stock up
 Knice: Good thing I can run flat.
 Peter Pantsless: Hope you have a spare.
Image 104479   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
551
 
 Bluetocracy: yeah. Bear hugs.
 VoR: Hug me!
 CrustyDusty: No way, Salad Fingers, I'm hip to your tricks.
 Slamajama: For the go my ass! If you go in there, there will be blood!!!
 Lumb Blombus: What the shit
 Beef Supreme: Location should be forwarded to butthorn.
 thratchen: seems legit
 Warrax: *wipes away single tear* finally...
Image 104478   05-09-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
403
 
 VoR: sploosh me!
 CrustyDusty: Yep, hell of a rainstorm cumming...
 Slamajama: Peter always beats it to it
 WaffleIron: Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it!
 Peter Pantsless: @ur mom gross but funny
 ur mom: cumtrails. Wake up sheeple!!!
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless You've got a better name for it, though! :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice beat me to it!
 Peter Pantsless: Cum-ulus clouds are my favorite.
 Knice: Must be cumulus.
Image 104477   05-09-16   Uploaded by    Idontknowszz
Score:
205
 
 Mr. Shine: Mon Wharf parking in Pittsburgh can be like this, PLUS if it rains while you're at work and the river comes up, your car coulb be under three feet of water by the time you wanna go home.
 XLY: PARFECT
 Off Topic: I'm gonna need more passive aggressive parking notes
 MC Delta T: ayy lmao
Image 104476   05-09-16   Uploaded by    realjon
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