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210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.


210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies


210550  Dr Awkward: Love me some

210561  WaffleIron: Given some more freedom to the press, hoorah!

210562  WaffleIron: She's upside down.

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210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! I doing this right?

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210332 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

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 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna peck you right in the esophagus!"
 LogicKitty: Is this a new seal/giraffe hybrid?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Very good metaphorical representation of anxiety
 Mr. Butt: "No, sorry, I don't see any in there either"
 SomeCanadian: I thought those went extinct with the dinosaurs
 Albatross: 0 fucks given
 fanny: RIP little tuxedo dude
 jochenau: Nessie nooooo
 ping: I can fix the small cavity now but you're going to have to come back for the big one.
 skillet: Penguin is resigned to his fate.
 savvoy: Feeding time at the Leopard seal enclosure was not a hit with the kids
Image 104188   05-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Peter Pantsless: "What are you gonna do about it, dog?"
 5 Headed Snake God: @ping No, it's definitely the cat's bed now.
 ping: Moooooom, the cat's on my bed again.
Image 104187   05-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
 professional: @Firm Buttocks yes...
 savvoy: @Jaunty Shrimp I refer you to this: grilledloinwww.huffingtonpostburgermelissa-bowers/7-reasons-you-might-not-wantb9832490.html
 Grandmas Ghost: HACKING FAT CHILD - 62.3%
 Jaunty Shrimp: @savvoy The "claim"?
 IrwinGarden: Taping the pilot of "Big Fat Zero"
 Mr. Butt: Is that Kyle Gass?
 Albatross: New kick ass sequel looks crappy
 savvoy: There's always one who makes a mockery of the claim that Teaching is actually a profession.
 Firm Buttocks: Tableau of Melancholy
Image 104186   05-08-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
 Peter Pantsless: Asking for it
 Noremak: Star Hole Puncher is my escort name.
 a robot: Ok now I kind of want a star shaped hole punch
 savvoy: 1/5 would not read again. Try harder, Betsy.
 Tom Nob: disrespect to the constabulatory
Image 104185   05-08-16   Uploaded by    electrode
 DrinkMixMan: Actually, the article is cut off. It's supposed to read "Morgan Freeman in Kindergarten Cop '76."
 Poop van Pants: Actually most people don't know he just graduated high school last year
 mrwiffler: Can't wait for Kindergarden 2
Image 104184   05-08-16   Uploaded by    waffles
Image 104183 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by gutwheat. You have brought shame on us, gutwheat.
Image 104182 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KnifeySpooney. Boo, KnifeySpooney.
 Air Biscuit: I can spot 3, maybe 4 of them that arent going to Toronto.
 WaffleIron: Canada has a really good air traffic control system that handles this expertly.
 Tom Nob: please stand by for an aerial attack, already in progress.
Image 104181   05-08-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
 usernamee: why...
 abrahamx: It is. coffee propoolsion. YOU SHALL NOT PATH. Ouroborus
 Dan Tagonistic: @AimlessArrow same
 annterland: checking to make sure you are ok
 AimlessArrow: My cat does this too! and looks pretty much the same
 a robot: I like this picture BUT: why do you have your phone with you as you are stepping out of the shower?
 ping: Feed me. Now... or say goodbye to the boys.
 Tom Nob: thinkin about thos Beans
Image 104180   05-08-16   Uploaded by    betamax
 Jaunty Shrimp: That time when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
 savvoy: H.P. Lovecraft's irrational fear of immigrants extended to their food (scene from 'The Lurker in the Dough').
 Albatross: Aww look, he's got grandpas scrotum
 Tom Nob: he's sauced
Image 104179   05-08-16   Uploaded by    claphands
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