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257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

257442  Teechur: There's nowhere in the world you can "hide"

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
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10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1301 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (910 points)
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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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 2. Laree: 6555 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3171 points
 4. Shay: 3163 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna peck you right in the esophagus!"
 LogicKitty: Is this a new seal/giraffe hybrid?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Very good metaphorical representation of anxiety
 Mr. Butt: "No, sorry, I don't see any mem.es in there either"
 SomeCanadian: I thought those went extinct with the dinosaurs
 Albatross: 0 fucks given
 fanny: RIP little tuxedo dude
 jochenau: Nessie nooooo
 james: I can fix the small cavity now but you're going to have to come back for the big one.
 skillet: Penguin is resigned to his fate.
 savvoy: Feeding time at the Leopard seal enclosure was not a hit with the kids
Image 104188   05-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
306
 
 Peter Pantsless: "What are you gonna do about it, dog?"
 5 Headed Snake God: @ping No, it's definitely the cat's bed now.
 why the long face: Moooooom, the cat's on my bed again.
Image 104187   05-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
178
 
 professional: @Firm Buttocks yes...
 savvoy: @Jaunty Shrimp I refer you to this: grilledloinwww.huffingtonpostburgermelissa-bowers/7-reasons-you-might-not-wantb9832490.html
 Grandmas Ghost: HACKING FAT CHILD - 62.3%
 Jaunty Shrimp: @savvoy The "claim"?
 IrwinGarden: Taping the pilot of "Big Fat Zero"
 Mr. Butt: Is that Kyle Gass?
 Albatross: New kick ass sequel looks crappy
 savvoy: There's always one who makes a mockery of the claim that Teaching is actually a profession.
 Firm Buttocks: Tableau of Melancholy
Image 104186   05-08-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
322
 
 Peter Pantsless: Asking for it
 Noremak: Star Hole Puncher is my escort name.
 a robot: Ok now I kind of want a star shaped hole punch
 savvoy: 1/5 would not read again. Try harder, Betsy.
 Tom Nob: disrespect to the constabulatory
Image 104185   05-08-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
547
 
 DrinkMixMan: Actually, the article is cut off. It's supposed to read "Morgan Freeman in Kindergarten Cop '76."
 Poop van Pants: Actually most people don't know he just graduated high school last year
 mrwiffler: Can't wait for Kindergarden 2
Image 104184   05-08-16   Uploaded by    waffles
Image 104183 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by gutwheat. Your image was bad, gutwheat.
Image 104182 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KnifeySpooney. Boo, KnifeySpooney.
Score:
119
 
 Air Biscuit: I can spot 3, maybe 4 of them that arent going to Toronto.
 WaffleIron: Canada has a really good air traffic control system that handles this expertly.
 Tom Nob: please stand by for an aerial attack, already in progress.
Image 104181   05-08-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
445
 
 usernamee: why...
 abrahamx: It is. coffee propoolsion. YOU SHALL NOT PATH. Ouroborus
 Dan Tagonistic: @AimlessArrow same
 annterland: checking to make sure you are ok
 AimlessArrow: My cat does this too! and looks pretty much the same
 a robot: I like this picture BUT: why do you have your phone with you as you are stepping out of the shower?
 ineedhepl: Feed me. Now... or say goodbye to the boys.
 Tom Nob: thinkin about thos Beans
Image 104180   05-08-16   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
378
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: That time when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
 savvoy: H.P. Lovecraft's irrational fear of immigrants extended to their food (scene from 'The Lurker in the Dough').
 Albatross: Aww look, he's got grandpas scrotum
 Tom Nob: he's sauced
Image 104179   05-08-16   Uploaded by    claphands
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