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210540  wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210540  ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading

210559  antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing

210410  trelyate: Chuck Tingle is their best customer

210546  antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"

210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
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5. Christina
6. Side Boob
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
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PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)
hat thrab uploaded 210167 (606 points)


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 2. Not A Bot: 3672 points
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 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
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10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
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14. grace: 1062 points
15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
530
 
 Albo Grungus: There was only one thing i could do, ding dang my dangalong linglong
 Bacon Train: death is certain
 Amy Housewine: He's using it to build my hotrod.
 fumbduck: Trump 2016!
 savvoy: Send Pedro to tell Jesus to give it back
Image 103972   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
120
 
 Albatross: @Warrax Virgin daiquiri birth?
 Warrax: I'm not buying this story of how she got pregnant.
 ping: A apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Image 103971   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Yawn McBoring
Score:
544
 
 hurr: *but (that p/b/whatever got me confused sry)
 hurr: ok...vut what if whiskey IS your business?
 duckfarts: or just give up
 SomeCanadian: I'd buy that brand.
 Coolguy: They say you should be an efficient multitasker to run a business
Image 103970   05-07-16   Uploaded by    seam
Score:
430
 
 hurr: @savvoy well he doesn't upload anymore so whatever i guess
 Coolguy: I saved a crappy pencil with no eraser and scrap paper for the mooches who would always ask for things like this.
 savvoy: Bad for effing up Perry Bible Fellowship
Image 103969   05-07-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
513
 
 fumbduck: Kinda looks like Kid Rock
 Coolguy: Coolguy approves
 Mr. Butt: Lemmy lives!
 Grandmas Ghost: Bad to the bone.
Image 103968   05-07-16   Uploaded by    RileyMix
Score:
329
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Why do women need an excuse to drink?
 a robot: These "paint and sip" type places seem pretty dumb. You spend a couple hours and like $50 and end up with a painting that might look good in the elementary school art show. The two standing ladies on the far left at least did something a tiny bit more creative than the others.
 blargruck: someone watched a lot of Bob Ross and is bad and painting glasses
 Coolguy: Someone either needs new glasses or doesn't drink
Image 103967   05-07-16   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
438
 
 Jabberwikket: beware of dog
 SomeCanadian: So this is what Ted Cruz is doing after losing the primary.
 Amy Housewine: BLORP
 Grandmas Ghost: I think your cat is sick.
 SunWukong: ...and he kicks out at two!
 WaffleIron: peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo
Image 103966   05-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
233
 
 Warrax: That's not how you become a mom.
 WaffleIron: Given the number of times I've seen that here she really gets around.
Image 103965   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Rust Martialis
Score:
431
 
 karpeles: Human. Remedy this.
 square44: caught another one
 SoyUnPerdedor: "move along, nothing to see here"
Image 103964   05-07-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
413
 
 Dick Inspector: @fanny Shit is indeed a class I strong verb, and goes all the way back to Proto-Indo-European. 'Strong verbs' usually have a vowel alternation in the past tense: sing, sang, sung; shit, shat, shit. The class number determines the vowel patterns.
 hurr: btw that should have been "poor"
 hurr: dude @cassette1 you couldn't even put the 3 seconds of "work" in to edit out your pour choice in websites?
 Knice: @fanny Same here!
 skillet: @fanny Well aren't you fancy.
 hex0: Grandpa shaming?
 fanny: I prefer to use "shat" instead of "had shit"
 Coolguy: It was to be expected at Walmart
 Firm Buttocks: He has to fill the rest of the year somehow
 WaffleIron: Bad santa!
 Rembo Rompus: Voted bad, sorry
Image 103963   05-07-16   Uploaded by    cassette1
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