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228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

228183  glenalec: Please explain?

228183  well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.

228247  Matricii: Everything is better with robots...

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

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228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

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 werterland: I was going to take my mom to her church this morning for mass, but when I got up to get ready, she was sick. I guess god and I are on really bad terms. Sorry, mom. :(
 carpwoman: Are we just supposed to talk about the photo or things in general when it's a daily talk thread?
 fanny: @botch my grandma made a mean cheesecake too. I know she made it with ricotta, I haven't been able to come close to replicating it :(
 aoaoaoao: if the lord brings me a dessert it better be a cheese cake exactly like my grandma used to make
 MaronaPossessed: Then the lord descended upon the lady, who was weak and tired. He said "Do not worry my child. I have given you a provision: Flan. Partake in this dessert and contemplate this meeting. Will this flan give you a plan?" Then the lord disappeared. And thus the lady sat down, partook in the flan, and after the last gulp pondered. "Where does flan come from?"
 carpwoman: I'm really ticked my lolcats weren't ok to put on the front page. Poop.
 Noremak: I tried looking for a good picture about nachos with the safe search off. After looking at a mix of porn and nachos, I'm having the weirdest nachos right now.
 A duck: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's flan.
 Elleander: I am talking to fellow Aggregators. Am definitely human.
 ping: @Kohapi Thanks for the heads-up. It'll be available at 7pm BST.
 Firm Buttocks: King of Flan
 Kohapi: There is a new Radiohead album out today, isn't there?
 ping: I found a way to improve a picture that was sitting in the Pending queue soooo... I uploaded it again. Here's hoping that image-bot will help me out. I may have made a terrible mistake. [update: the right one got rejected. Thanks imagebot!]
 Fiasco: @Knice This comment is a verbal hole-in-one and you should feel terrible for shaming us all with your linguistic golf accumen
 Fiasco: @Warrax *pat on the back*
 Warrax: My favorite Mexican place never has flan. It's on the menu, and it's apparently SO GOOD and only the owners know how to make it, but they're opening a second location up in Flagstaff (ugh), and they won't share the secret of the super-flan with anyone. The rest of the food is so good though, so I keep going.
 Peter Pantsless: No, but you can buy them at every crappy Mexican restaurant in the world, so nbd.
 savvoy: Instead of asking 'does God have a plan for me?', you should ask' 'which god has a plan for me, and will I like it?'
 Janston: Your arm is weird.
 WaffleIron: I hope not, I hate flan. Hell is having to eat flan every day.
 duckfarts: chances are shaky at best
 Knice: O Lord, why hast thou desserted me?
Image 103925   05-07-16   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
436
 
 Judge Bread: He voiced Garfield in your favorite movies
 Warezlock: BILL FUCKING MURRAY!
 Mr. Butt: There's a first time for everything.
 Bert Bertbert: Bill MurrayLand is my favourite anime *grreater than* "bah screencaps"
Image 103924   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
334
 
 XLY: Samurai Pizza Cat
 duckfarts: use the force, mew
 Mr. Shine: I touch da pizza?
 Theta Zero: Almost...almost... Aw, screw it. I'll just order another and hope the pizza guy will put it next to me.
Image 103923   05-07-16   Uploaded by    logono
Image 103922 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cran vodka. You have brought shame on us, cran vodka.
Score:
166
 
 whaleshark: Overcompensation: you're doing it right.
 Grandmas Ghost: Mascot edit time?
 Winterneuro: Shortly after, the photographer was arrested because the sign says "no photography."
 Winterneuro: Shortly after, the photographer was arrested because the sign says "no photography."
 Kevin II: Just let me revel and bask in the fact that i got everyone kissing my ass.
 duckfarts: 2small2care
Image 103921   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
114
 
 Fiasco: I have never heard/seen the term Panto but googling it seems making a bad life choice
 twenty4: where is this from
 Janston: Is this real? This is bad.
 Firm Buttocks: Don't look at me, I voted bad too
 a robot: @Dick Inspector I regret that I have only one badvote to give
 Dick Inspector: Soooo.... Racist images not ok, but this is?
 Mr. Butt: My dick / My bitch
 Firm Buttocks: Sole good point: doesn't have Jim Davidson in it
Image 103920   05-07-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
162
 
 Borm Pumpies: So, mcdonalds. WOW now thats jaw. she got disease
 Mr. Shine: If you're telling me you're constipated, I'm going to think you are full of sh!t.
 Albatross: Better lay off the chipotle
Image 103919   05-07-16   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
435
 
 WaffleIron: "We're the adults now, and it's out turn to decide what that means."
 Grandmas Ghost: Look, Maryanne, I'm a shower curtain! Look how creepy I am!
 MaronaPossessed: MY EYES! I'VE GONE BLIND!!!
 duckfarts: dat azz
 Pront Remp: wtfffff
 vincenzo: i promised myself i wasnt gunna have to see nigel thornberry's ass ever again. why must i break all promises?
Image 103918   05-07-16   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
344
 
 Peter Pantsless: But why is he so mad about it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hulk spank!
 duckfarts: WHAT YOU DO TO HULK HAND? HULK JUST WASH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Warezlock: What a weird thing to do for prom.
 Mr. Shine: Thinking about smashing.
 Tom Nob: hulk would caress that.
Image 103917   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
260
 
 MassDefect: They may have come from here but ithe US made them famous.
 Ulillillia: my welcome.
 Murdertaco: @Ulillillia your welcome.
 Ulillillia: Hey, we put up with Paul Hogan for a decade.
Image 103916   05-07-16   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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