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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.



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 Cremp Cremombies: I was going to take my mom to her church this morning for mass, but when I got up to get ready, she was sick. I guess god and I are on really bad terms. Sorry, mom. :(
 Pumpo Rempuble: Are we just supposed to talk about the photo or things in general when it's a daily talk thread?
 Burt Flumungus: @botch my grandma made a mean cheesecake too. I know she made it with ricotta, I haven't been able to come close to replicating it :(
 Flown Plongus: if the lord brings me a dessert it better be a cheese cake exactly like my grandma used to make
 Lirt Dampupert: Then the lord descended upon the lady, who was weak and tired. He said "Do not worry my child. I have given you a provision: Flan. Partake in this dessert and contemplate this meeting. Will this flan give you a plan?" Then the lord disappeared. And thus the lady sat down, partook in the flan, and after the last gulp pondered. "Where does flan come from?"
 Trempo Flungus: I'm really ticked my lolcats weren't ok to put on the front page. Poop.
 Larb Cremumple: I tried looking for a good picture about nachos with the safe search off. After looking at a mix of porn and nachos, I'm having the weirdest nachos right now.
 Hempo Brumbies: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's flan.
 Paple Dampuble: I am talking to fellow Aggregators. Am definitely human.
 Juwn Brongus: @Kohapi Thanks for the heads-up. It'll be available at 7pm BST.
 Bang Grunombies: King of Flan
 Gilm Albombies: There is a new Radiohead album out today, isn't there?
 Bongo Brungus: I found a way to improve a picture that was sitting in the Pending queue soooo... I uploaded it again. Here's hoping that image-bot will help me out. I may have made a terrible mistake. [update: the right one got rejected. Thanks imagebot!]
 Vingo Rempoble: @Knice This comment is a verbal hole-in-one and you should feel terrible for shaming us all with your linguistic golf accumen
 Bemp Dampongus: @Warrax *pat on the back*
 Harbo Morpoble: My favorite Mexican place never has flan. It's on the menu, and it's apparently SO GOOD and only the owners know how to make it, but they're opening a second location up in Flagstaff (ugh), and they won't share the secret of the super-flan with anyone. The rest of the food is so good though, so I keep going.
 Vingo Flumungo: No, but you can buy them at every crappy Mexican restaurant in the world, so nbd.
 Lump Dampuble: Instead of asking 'does God have a plan for me?', you should ask' 'which god has a plan for me, and will I like it?'
 Frorbo Floble: Your arm is weird.
 Meft Morpuble: I hope not, I hate flan. Hell is having to eat flan every day.
 Bilm Cremomple: chances are shaky at best
 Rung Morpoble: O Lord, why hast thou desserted me?
Image 103925   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Mild Drumumbies
Score:
436
 
 Lift Grunomple: He voiced Garfield in your favorite movies
 Biple Cremumbies: BILL FUCKING MURRAY!
 Frurt Rempupert: There's a first time for everything.
 Vorb Gruble: Bill MurrayLand is my favourite anime *grreater than* "bah screencaps"
Image 103924   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Treple Drumongus
Score:
334
 
 Jurt Grunuble: Samurai Pizza Cat
 Flempo Dampumple: use the force, mew
 Piwn Drumumple: I touch da pizza?
 Frulm Grongo: Almost...almost... Aw, screw it. I'll just order another and hope the pizza guy will put it next to me.
Image 103923   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Fluple Plemungus
Image 103922 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cran vodka. We'll pray for you, cran vodka.
Score:
166
 
 Crorbo Rempungus: Overcompensation: you're doing it right.
 Horb Plongus: Mascot edit time?
 Trurt Horpuble: Shortly after, the photographer was arrested because the sign says "no photography."
 Jerb Plemumbies: Shortly after, the photographer was arrested because the sign says "no photography."
 Flamp Dampupert: Just let me revel and bask in the fact that i got everyone kissing my ass.
 Fremp Drumungus: 2small2care
Image 103921   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Hump Cremongo
Score:
114
 
 Thiwn Grunumbies: I have never heard/seen the term Panto but googling it seems making a bad life choice
 Gorm Flumple: where is this from
 Helm Horpongo: Is this real? This is bad.
 Port Brupert: Don't look at me, I voted bad too
 Rorbo Flumopert: @Dick Inspector I regret that I have only one badvote to give
 Humpo Cremopert: Soooo.... Racist images not ok, but this is?
 Giple Rempongus: My dick / My bitch
 Thorbo Flumoble: Sole good point: doesn't have Jim Davidson in it
Image 103920   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Mown Plemomple
Score:
162
 
 Fremp Horpuble: So, mcdonalds. WOW now thats jaw. she got disease
 Guple Flupert: If you're telling me you're constipated, I'm going to think you are full of sh!t.
 Geng Cremomple: Better lay off the chipotle
Image 103919   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Vurm Dampongo
Score:
435
 
 Jongo Drumopert: "We're the adults now, and it's out turn to decide what that means."
 Milm Brupert: Look, Maryanne, I'm a shower curtain! Look how creepy I am!
 Rift Horpumbies: MY EYES! I'VE GONE BLIND!!!
 Verbo Albongus: dat azz
 Purt Grunomple: wtfffff
 Truwn Flungo: i promised myself i wasnt gunna have to see nigel thornberry's ass ever again. why must i break all promises?
Image 103918   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Bing Drumumbies
Score:
344
 
 Mirb Flumbies: But why is he so mad about it?
 Jaft Albongus: Hulk spank!
 Murb Cremoble: WHAT YOU DO TO HULK HAND? HULK JUST WASH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Puft Rempopert: What a weird thing to do for prom.
 Liwn Flongus: Thinking about smashing.
 Bing Grunumple: hulk would caress that.
Image 103917   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Dempo Dampopert
Score:
260
 
 Trango Brumbies: They may have come from here but ithe US made them famous.
 Borbo Dampongus: my welcome.
 Diple Plemupert: @Ulillillia your welcome.
 Frurb Rempongo: Hey, we put up with Paul Hogan for a decade.
Image 103916   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Trild Rempopert
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