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216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: But.....it was so amazing....

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 werterland: I was going to take my mom to her church this morning for mass, but when I got up to get ready, she was sick. I guess god and I are on really bad terms. Sorry, mom. :(
 carpwoman: Are we just supposed to talk about the photo or things in general when it's a daily talk thread?
 fanny: @botch my grandma made a mean cheesecake too. I know she made it with ricotta, I haven't been able to come close to replicating it :(
 aoaoaoao: if the lord brings me a dessert it better be a cheese cake exactly like my grandma used to make
 MaronaPossessed: Then the lord descended upon the lady, who was weak and tired. He said "Do not worry my child. I have given you a provision: Flan. Partake in this dessert and contemplate this meeting. Will this flan give you a plan?" Then the lord disappeared. And thus the lady sat down, partook in the flan, and after the last gulp pondered. "Where does flan come from?"
 carpwoman: I'm really ticked my lolcats weren't ok to put on the front page. Poop.
 Noremak: I tried looking for a good picture about nachos with the safe search off. After looking at a mix of porn and nachos, I'm having the weirdest nachos right now.
 A duck: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's flan.
 Elleander: I am talking to fellow Aggregators. Am definitely human.
 ping: @Kohapi Thanks for the heads-up. It'll be available at 7pm BST.
 Firm Buttocks: King of Flan
 Kohapi: There is a new Radiohead album out today, isn't there?
 ping: I found a way to improve a picture that was sitting in the Pending queue soooo... I uploaded it again. Here's hoping that image-bot will help me out. I may have made a terrible mistake. [update: the right one got rejected. Thanks imagebot!]
 Fiasco: @Knice This comment is a verbal hole-in-one and you should feel terrible for shaming us all with your linguistic golf accumen
 Fiasco: @Warrax *pat on the back*
 Warrax: My favorite Mexican place never has flan. It's on the menu, and it's apparently SO GOOD and only the owners know how to make it, but they're opening a second location up in Flagstaff (ugh), and they won't share the secret of the super-flan with anyone. The rest of the food is so good though, so I keep going.
 Peter Pantsless: No, but you can buy them at every crappy Mexican restaurant in the world, so nbd.
 savvoy: Instead of asking 'does God have a plan for me?', you should ask' 'which god has a plan for me, and will I like it?'
 Janston: Your arm is weird.
 WaffleIron: I hope not, I hate flan. Hell is having to eat flan every day.
 duckfarts: chances are shaky at best
 Knice: O Lord, why hast thou desserted me?
Image 103925   05-07-16   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
436
 
 Judge Bread: He voiced Garfield in your favorite movies
 Warezlock: BILL FUCKING MURRAY!
 Mr. Butt: There's a first time for everything.
 Bert Bertbert: Bill MurrayLand is my favourite anime *grreater than* "bah screencaps"
Image 103924   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
334
 
 XLY: Samurai Pizza Cat
 duckfarts: use the force, mew
 Mr. Shine: I touch da pizza?
 Theta Zero: Almost...almost... Aw, screw it. I'll just order another and hope the pizza guy will put it next to me.
Image 103923   05-07-16   Uploaded by    logono
Image 103922 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cran vodka. You have brought shame on us, cran vodka.
Score:
166
 
 whaleshark: Overcompensation: you're doing it right.
 Grandmas Ghost: Mascot edit time?
 Winterneuro: Shortly after, the photographer was arrested because the sign says "no photography."
 Winterneuro: Shortly after, the photographer was arrested because the sign says "no photography."
 Kevin II: Just let me revel and bask in the fact that i got everyone kissing my ass.
 duckfarts: 2small2care
Image 103921   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
114
 
 Fiasco: I have never heard/seen the term Panto but googling it seems making a bad life choice
 twenty4: where is this from
 Janston: Is this real? This is bad.
 Firm Buttocks: Don't look at me, I voted bad too
 a robot: @Dick Inspector I regret that I have only one badvote to give
 Dick Inspector: Soooo.... Racist images not ok, but this is?
 Mr. Butt: My dick / My bitch
 Firm Buttocks: Sole good point: doesn't have Jim Davidson in it
Image 103920   05-07-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
162
 
 Borm Pumpies: So, mcdonalds. WOW now thats jaw. she got disease
 Mr. Shine: If you're telling me you're constipated, I'm going to think you are full of sh!t.
 Albatross: Better lay off the chipotle
Image 103919   05-07-16   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
435
 
 WaffleIron: "We're the adults now, and it's out turn to decide what that means."
 Grandmas Ghost: Look, Maryanne, I'm a shower curtain! Look how creepy I am!
 MaronaPossessed: MY EYES! I'VE GONE BLIND!!!
 duckfarts: dat azz
 Pront Remp: wtfffff
 vincenzo: i promised myself i wasnt gunna have to see nigel thornberry's ass ever again. why must i break all promises?
Image 103918   05-07-16   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
344
 
 Peter Pantsless: But why is he so mad about it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hulk spank!
 duckfarts: WHAT YOU DO TO HULK HAND? HULK JUST WASH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Warezlock: What a weird thing to do for prom.
 Mr. Shine: Thinking about smashing.
 Tom Nob: hulk would caress that.
Image 103917   05-07-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
260
 
 MassDefect: They may have come from here but ithe US made them famous.
 Ulillillia: my welcome.
 Murdertaco: @Ulillillia your welcome.
 Ulillillia: Hey, we put up with Paul Hogan for a decade.
Image 103916   05-07-16   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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