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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 vincenzo: @a robot bad is subjective, id say denny dragonmom has caused more problems than he has
 Bubu: all by Putin is my guess
 a robot: @funny in the wall Game of Thrones bad dude
 funny in the wall: who's the scruffy left-putin?
 Warrax: Trick question. These are all Hello Kitty quotes.
Image 103324   05-05-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
 MaronaPossessed: Do you see the dumbass?...Where?...Yeah there it is!
 duckfarts: teaching kids to self-explora
Image 103323   05-05-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
 TFChicken: Too much of that Appleton Estate and I have a good idea where that babana is going...
 duckfarts: Russian handsoap dispenser
 willowsprite: Man. I thought my counter was messy.
 Coolguy: Meh, measure by eye... Then taste, if it tastes too much like the stuff you are mixing with then add more booze
 Tom Nob: a neat drunk is an efficient drunk.
Image 103322   05-04-16   Uploaded by    entropy
 Fiasco: @willowsprite @a robot ty ty
 Fiasco: @Manu Shinobili BLASPHEMY (I laughed out loud)
 Manu Shinobili: @Fiasco Well I think the Angel told them about the memes in Comic Sans, not in Impact! Would you like to fight in a bloody war for generations about this @Fiasco?
 a robot: @Fiasco I wish I could give you more than one radvote for this
 willowsprite: @Fiasco *slow clap*
 Fiasco: And, lol, the Angel of the Memelord came upon them, and the glory of the Memelord shone round about them: and they were done a frighten. And the Angel said unto them, "Chillax bros, for behold, I bring you only high quality weed lolol no srs it's Great Joy, which shall be for like everyone idk. For unto you is written in Impact this day in le City of Angels (#brocrush @nickcage) a Savior, which is totes more Memes." and they were like "Holy shit are you recording this, worldstar twitter you feel me"
Image 103321   05-04-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 Micro Jackson: Hunt and peck method
 VoR: I bet she's seen a cockatoo in her time.
 Bubu: small apple computer
 square44: insert Twitter joke here
 thratchen: hot chick, girl is ok too
 Warrax: That bird is out-parroting actual parrots.
Image 103320   05-04-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Poop van Pants: Edward Penishands
 VoR: I hate these... though I'll share one I saw on a Porche a while back "K9 Nads"
 AutoDisaster: When you have 8 penises, learning how to write well is not a priority.
 TFChicken: Pe-eight-n-one-is?
 Annoying Vegan : VA41NA
 waffles: peightnis
 thratchen: peat-ness
 Warrax: Don't touch my pebnis.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Pebnis
Image 103319   05-04-16   Uploaded by    phil
 A duck: Fuckin' frogs, always hanging out by wet cracks...
 Gentleman: get in
 Yam: Rad frog
 RileyMix: I spy 1 frog
Image 103318   05-04-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 A Post Office: /b/ explained
 Warrax: I've seen this picture a hundred times and just now noticed that this dog is sockpuppeting with 3 computers at once. What an asshole.
 Yam: Except us, now. You blew it, Dog.
Image 103317   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
 Skaalar: Mac and cheese is what happens when fungus, evil, and nacho cheese fall into a vat of chemical x.
 duckfarts: wait, they're sourcing their macaroni ACROSS TIME AND SPACE?
 Air Biscuit: Odey-oten-oten-dey, odey-oten-dey. Odey-odey-oten-dey, odey-oten-dey! Fattening up out tape worms!
 Bolt Vanderhuge: for reference: "GUUUUUUUuuu HOO HOO HOYYYY"
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Warrax *Goofy scream*
 jochenau: Wait, am I doing it wrong if the entire family eats the same thing for dinner? Am I supposed to make multiple dinners?
 willowsprite: The only gooey Mac n cheese I've had is homemade. Cause it's made with actual cheese. Stretchy, melty, gooey cheese...........okay now I'm hungry.
 a robot: Fuck you, Kraft box. I'm not making this for my kids, I don't even have kids. I'll eat a whole box all by myself and hate myself afterward. You don't know my life!
 Warrax: *guuuuuuuuuhooooooooooooey*
 Warrax: *gooooooey*
 Warrax: *gooey*
Image 103316   05-04-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 eider: @TFChicken it works for Shannon Doherty
 TFChicken: Sure, if your eye enjoys being an extra inch up your forehead.
 Fiasco: This-a valley... She is-a too uncanny for-a me, Luigi.
 duckfarts: batman reboot looks interesting
Image 103315   05-04-16   Uploaded by    glowstick
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