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253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

253258  Dick Inspector: Which Wikihow is this from?

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 Bolt Vanderhuge: I came back to this one again because damn is it cool as fuck
 Tom Nob: they sikh him herica, they sikh him thereica. they sikh him, captain america.
 majorchamp: See, not everyone is against drone terrorism and breathtaking arrogance.
 kraven: Cap does say "There is only one God" in Avengers. This guy just took it to its logical conclusion.
 VoR: "Captain Sikh" sounds slight wrong. Just saying there might be confusion
 Nooice: @a robot @Mexico SAID MEXICO... Am I right? Wait... I might not be in the right place. *Trumps off
 a robot: @willowsprite Nobody here, but you know some Trumper will see this image and complain about Muslim terrorists trying to destory our country, because 'MURICA
 duckfarts: that. jacket. is. sharp. as. FUCK
 Mexico: @willowsprite Someone, somewhere is complaining about this guy.
 willowsprite: @Mexico who said he didn't have the right?
 Retromancer: FUCKING S J Ws! *froths at mouth*
 Xeno: Captain Amritsar
 a robot: I like this. Those shoes are especially rad.
 Blimpet: Sikh cosplay, Bro!
 Mexico: He's got as much right to be Captain America as any other American.
Image 103035   05-03-16   Uploaded by    reply
 Alaskan: @Kool Aid Man i never understood why a diet soda was considered more manly...if anything making it diet would be less manly?
 EvilOtter: Trigglypuff will eat that sexist candy bar to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! (and her diet)
 duckfarts: Yorkie: the official candy bar of Our Gang
 Minx: Please, acting like girls won't eat that is like saying girls don't sht or fart or wear those too big video game themed shirts from the guys department...
 willowsprite: Where's the feminazis screaming about equal candy bar consumption rights?
 cenecia: *fine print* No, seriously, it causes birth defects even if you're not pregnant yet.
 Kool Aid Man: Dr Pepper 10. Because fuck women.
 Warrax: What? Why not?
 Mexico: Then I'll eat it in women's clothes!
 danny: Here's our marketing strategy: we turn away 50% of potential customers.
Image 103034   05-03-16   Uploaded by    night shift
 Science: He loves crack, whores. (They forgot the comma.)
 Korrok: There's too much shit on the back of your truck.
 Nooice: @Warrax Men can be whores too Warrax, this person cares beyond gender. We just need to help him update his stereotypes.
 XLY: I hear the crack whores are especially bountiful this season
 Frank herbert: Fucking fucks! Me too!
 AdamBomb286: I have been to Tulsa and I can confirm that crack whores are all it has going for it.
 Warrax: It's not what you think. This person spends all their free time working for a charity that helps drug-addicted women get off the street.
 suckit: Ohhhhhh-klahoma where crack whores come sweeping down the plain
Image 103033   05-03-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 willowsprite: I feel pretty oh so pretty
 duckfarts: sssssstreet walker
 fanny: I'm fabuloussssssss
Image 103032   05-03-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 willowsprite: @redmonkey3 maybe if you did a bit of research you would find scientific studies that prove otherwise.
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite - not according to any reproducable science, but propaganda requires neither proof nor tolerates dissent, eh?
 funny in the wall: Just googled Rachel True, still hot as hell at 49
 PooFlinger: @Warrax True story, I knew a guy who sucked dick for weed, but he was super-broken, super-gay, and a super-whore.
 Frank herbert: Why I don't do it : it stinks. Horribly in my opinion.
 willowsprite: @redmonkey3 decreased cognitive function...
 redmonkey3: But it IS a gateway drug... leading to arts & crafts, health & well being, animation & graphic novels, snacks & cooking, fun & adventure, laughter & mirth... All Those Baaad Things...
 a robot: Junk food is good, but honestly I think the best thing to eat while stoned is fruit. A pear or a strawberry becomes literally the most delicious thing you've ever eaten. I say this as a fatty fatty fat fat who doesn't eat enough healthy foods.
 Larfles: I SEEN EM DO IT.
 shitshow: you ever seen a dollar bill.. ON WEED??
 doindabs: I'm rich, beyotch!
 Warrax: I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for weed?
Image 103031   05-03-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
 Minx: Yes, i have arrived. Bow to show me respect and i may grace you with a slight head nod and then make my way to the other large nasty flavored pool...
 willowsprite: You get the award. Most Adorable Shark Ever.
Image 103030   05-03-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
 melted plastic: @Bolt Vanderhuge Agreed...
 a robot: Soulmates: #103091
 jonz: perfect @jochenau
 Minx: Well, i guess they were right. You can't teach your girlfriend to stop chewing up paper when she's upset...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: nailed it
 LogicKitty: Money well spent
 jochenau: Dog sez, "Try using a classier typeface next time. Maybe Gill Sans or Georgia."
 duckfarts: fuck you I won't do what you tell me
 Warrax: He was acting on orders.
 a robot: Good dog.
Image 103029   05-03-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Image 103028 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by duckybox. You have brought shame on us, duckybox.
Image 103027 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eurotrash. We'll pray for you, eurotrash.
 Nooice: Proud of her for standing with Michael Jordan in trying to take that mustache stereotype back! Chaplin had it first!
 VoR: #103073 He catches it.
 Minx: Is this a threat? If so, i feel afraid....
Image 103026   05-03-16   Uploaded by    cran vodka
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