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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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Score:
455
 
 XLY: I have never been more turned on
 willowsprite: Why you shouldn't.
 Jaunty Shrimp: She looks like my youngest sister, trippy!
 Micro Jackson: I must follw that trail, wherever it leads.........
 rand0: I don't know about spray tan, but if she did that on purpose, I like the look.
 fanny: @Knice ah beat me to the post. maybe her hair is what the fit was about
 fanny: just don't have a crying fit after you get spray tanned
 Knice: Why are you crying? Is it because of your hair?
 Warrax: Spray tan issues?
Image 102646   05-02-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
Score:
661
 
 Annoying Vegan : 10/10 would throw tennis ball
 dickbutt: Awww. Happy puppers.
 Wet farts: I'm so glad you're home! Oh, and someone shit on your bed. It most certainly wasn't me though.
 Shay: @willowsprite So happy....yet, I know that little bastard left a surprise in the living room.
 willowsprite: So happy!
Image 102645   05-02-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
505
 
 greenbean: okay, this is actually funny
 SomeCanadian: Natalie Dee in the hiz-ouse
 willowsprite: They call me Doctor Frog. Good morning, how are you, I'm Doctor Frog.
Image 102644   05-02-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
332
 
 Science: @Nothing: Umm, watched wrestling? I do like the cereal shelf though. I need to get one in my kitchen.
 Nothing: What did we do to deserve The New Day?
 frenk: Wait what
 crudites: BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERWAHR
 Amy Housewine: The rasslin' sure has changed since I was young.
 Warrax: Opinions are like Booty-O's. Everyone has one, and they don't get soggy in milk.
 Nooice: They make sure, you ain't booty.
Image 102643   05-02-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
438
 
 Warezlock: "This water is cold" "Yeah and it's deep too."
 Kess: Okay, this made me lose it.
 MaronaPossessed: You might wanna get that checked...
 Minx: And felt bad about it for the next week....
 chhumphrey: Well there's your problem
Image 102642   05-02-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
333
 
 whaleshark: Have you seen my socks?
 Gomi Day: i want this - i need this - i cannot live without this
 A Post Office: "QWONK!"
 Janston: Become introverted with this one weird trick! Extroverts HATE him!
 Amy Housewine: That may actually be some sort of spore filtration device - look at the state of the mould on the radiator.
 Lobefin: @!#?@!
 Meow: Octorock casual
 chhumphrey: Here's the safe space so many people are calling for
 Shay: Birdo chilling on a Saturday.
 seam: FRRIIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFUCKAZ!!!
 Micro Jackson: There is no escape
 spydermon: Fake and friendly
Image 102641   05-02-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
Score:
329
 
 Fancy Clown: a Baker killed my family you see...
 Fancy Clown: This is brilliant. I love it.
 Firm Buttocks: @a robot well, sure, the mistake was that it's too fucking small
 peeper: I read all these comments on purpose. Well done, team.
 a robot: @Firm Buttocks It is pretty dumb but i laughed anyway
 Air Biscuit: Bread is awesome. I thilk ill peruse a bakery right now.
 TFChicken: I Radded this by mistake
 Micro Jackson: Well it all ends up like that eveentually anyway
 Nooice: I commented on this by mistake
 Firm Buttocks: I uploaded this by mistake
Image 102640   05-02-16   Uploaded by    Firm Buttocks
Image 102639 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bag o bones. Your image was bad, bag o bones.
Score:
442
 
 Slowpoke: watt is this?
 Teechur: I feel at Ohm in the outdoors, too.
 Knice: Microprocessed foods.
 Micro Jackson: I can't resist a good cookout
 Micro Jackson: Resistance is futile
 Grandmas Ghost: Do not pour water on electrical fires.
Image 102638   05-02-16   Uploaded by    Nugster
Score:
414
 
 sumodrsn: Your arms...pail...in comparison.
 Lumb Blombus: Kangaroo jack!
 junglediseases: Gym owners HATE this one weird trick.
 a robot: Playtime's over, motherfucker
 PenguinBartender: Nup. Get yer own bucket!
 Janston: Working on his traps.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Crushing a bucket, the secret to my amazing pecs"
 Wet farts: Bro, do you even hop?
 Shay: Roger Jr. is ready for Tekken 7.
 Minx: Bro, do you even pose?
 illBilliam: Man, Carrot Top's plastic surgery addiction has gotten way out of control.
 Nooice: Bro, do you even bucket?
 TFChicken: marswolepial
 Grandmas Ghost: friendly spaceship swimsuit issue looking good.
Image 102637   05-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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