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221417  addend: Uhh, you need a bucket. For the milk. From that cow.

221398  BavidDowie: Now is the Long November of our discontent

221425  Jalamunch Totorito: No offense, OP, but I'm not seeing a difference

221180  cArdent: @sad face Looks like they're just flipped to make it easy to read. -10 and -20 look like that too.

221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

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Score:
672
 
 Bluetocracy: I knew I had a child
 San DoDo: And he just came
 ThatGuy: @savvoy dude, you win. Just... everything...
 archanon: Check out the sinusoid on the girl in back!
 Janston: The Uncle Worm game isn't for his TI calculator, it's in his pants.
 WaffleIron: I like his angle on the situation.
 Frank herbert: Now ride all those waves
 savvoy: Just COS
Image 102238   04-30-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
107
 
 thecraftywolf: but the middle's STILL frozen
 Brain: at what temperature is it safe to eat hot pockets?
 ThatGuy: LAAAAAANNNAAAAAAAAA!!!
 White Rice: Something something, this is how you get ants something.
 Frank herbert: @Coolguy dammit! I immediately thought top gun
 Warrax: 1/2 pound philly cheesesteak hotpockets were never safe.
 Coolguy: @thunderbabe nice one, now it's stuck in my head
 thunderbabe: that old Mystikal song -- DANGER!
 Coolguy: Highway to the daaangah zooooone!
Image 102237   04-30-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
159
 
 MrPuffyPuff: it become harder to be a sniper nowaday
 DerMantis: if life gives you brush, make brushbershootmonade
 ThatGuy: I'm just working through some things
 cromerstu: Do you want ninjas? Cos that's how you get ninjas.
 shitshow: Easy E is not interested in your Good News.
 illBilliam: Umm, when you see it you'll shit bricks?
 bug: *Metal Gear spotted noise*
 WaffleIron: This mugger has learned the art of not being seen.
 Tom Nob: day nine: nobody suspects a thing.
 savvoy: Throwin' shade
 Kess: Stalking fail?
Image 102236   04-30-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
302
 
 VoR: O M G ...which Aggronaut is going to kick off 1st?
 wordjones: okay i don't want to hear anybody complain about cycling shorts ever again
 ignatz: Not sure? Better get a CT scan
 Borkf: Apparently people will do anything if you tell them it's a challenge. "Show me your vagina... challenge"
 kensin: @Frank herbert only if I squeeze it
 On Spec: Not looking forward to testicular cancer challenge.
 greg: Pic of a post of a pic of a post of a bad idea.
 Wolfechu: Charge your fucking battery
 CrustyDusty: @A duck: No, but *she* might... :p
 shitshow: camel toe, upper part of leg, some of the spine as well
 White Rice: And nobody is mentioning the fact that there's probably a 3rd hand taking these pictures? C'mon!
 WaffleIron: @A duck : Yes, you need to expand your friend circles. You should recognize both of them.
 A duck: Do I have a problem if I recognize the girl on the left?
 Frank herbert: Is it really camel toe if your squeezing it yourself?
 WaffleIron: Are you addicted to porn?
 Coolguy: Nancy from Facilities must be on holiday
 Mr. Butt: Great username/upload combo.
 savvoy: I can't help feeling this is just an elaborate, sexist joke, and a lot of women are going to be really upset in a day or two. In the meantime, I'm going to go put on my tightest pants... because, hey. Cervical cancer.
 daver: I... i... I don't have words for this.
Image 102235   04-30-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
207
 
 Bluetocracy: Ooh. The pointy sharp thing. Fling a stabby bit.
 TurkeyVulture: @A duck first two seasons had something going for it. But yeah.
 A duck: Radvoted in spite of The Arrow being a bad show.
Image 102234   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
452
 
 Fiasco: The shit winds may be blowing, but I'll always radvote TPB
 AdamBomb286: @vincenzo Wow! I"m moving to Canada.
 vincenzo: @AdamBomb286 in canada, all ravioli is free
 shitshow: I ate nine cans of ravioli, bitch. Now what.
 AdamBomb286: Pro Tip: It's cheaper to get one of those 6$ #10 cans ar walmart.
 Janston: Gotta hit your macros somehow.
 ughjeez: Callin' bullshit there, Ricky.
 Tom Nob: Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a can of ravioli below!
Image 102233   04-30-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
343
 
 Frank herbert: @White Rice fair enough. marios got a tiny dick
 White Rice: @Frank herbert nah, this is him after running through 8 worlds of crazy shit, jumping & sprinting & throwing fire out of his freakin' hands. That stuff makes cross fit look like baby's tummy-time. He gets fat after eating the cake that Peach keeps making him (they're big cakes, and Mario doesn't share)
 Janston: Makes sense that Mario got pretty shredded after all the cardio he goes through.
 Ulillillia: Mari-no
 Frank herbert: Fake. It's a muscle suit. Mario fat
 Kess: Oh, the nightmares I'll have...
 savvoy: Heeeyy, Princes Peeeeeach...
Image 102232   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
337
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wildlife dentistry is a legitimate hobby"
 CrustyDusty: By disguising itself as a camera, this carnivorous deer tricked the photographer sufficiently to get up close for a taste...
 TurkeyVulture: Wildlife as Cannon sees it.
 WaffleIron: That is not how you camera, and that is not how you nature. They're both doing it wrong.
 MassDefect: BLAM!
 Tom Nob: Hah! It fell right into my trap!
 carpwoman: That lens will never be clean again.
Image 102231   04-30-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
374
 
 CrustyDusty: ZIBZAP ZOOBITY BOP! THE ROOFIE'S IN THE PUDDIN' POP!
 XLY: @Janston I don't think i've ever seen a funny befuddle joke .
 Janston: I think I've yet to see a genuinely funny Cosby befuddle joke.
 Ulillillia: Opening her mouth wide for that pudding pop
 dobbiesdoogs: @Poop van Pants all zip and no bop makes boopity a bippity bop see ahhhhhhh
 Poop van Pants: Zip zop zoopity zap
 savvoy: Too soon
Image 102230   04-30-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
350
 
 flying sheep: where is the super muntant behemoth?
 dobbiesdoogs: @savvoy there's also a perfect alignment with vega. seriously, that vega wagon on the left is aligned just right
 savvoy: On the vernal equinox, the rising sun aligns perfectly with an abandoned Cadillac plant
Image 102229   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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