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210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

210550  fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210550  Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net

210561  WaffleIron: Given some more freedom to the press, hoorah!

210562  WaffleIron: She's upside down.

210553  Dr Awkward: ... before he committed a sin and touched himself

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210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210332 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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Score:
672
 
 Bluetocracy: I knew I had a child
 San DoDo: And he just came
 ThatGuy: @savvoy dude, you win. Just... everything...
 archanon: Check out the sinusoid on the girl in back!
 Janston: The Uncle Worm game isn't for his TI calculator, it's in his pants.
 WaffleIron: I like his angle on the situation.
 Frank herbert: Now ride all those waves
 savvoy: Just COS
Image 102238   04-30-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
107
 
 thecraftywolf: but the middle's STILL frozen
 Brain: at what temperature is it safe to eat hot pockets?
 ThatGuy: LAAAAAANNNAAAAAAAAA!!!
 White Rice: Something something, this is how you get ants something.
 Frank herbert: @Coolguy dammit! I immediately thought top gun
 Warrax: 1/2 pound philly cheesesteak hotpockets were never safe.
 Coolguy: @thunderbabe nice one, now it's stuck in my head
 thunderbabe: that old Mystikal song -- DANGER!
 Coolguy: Highway to the daaangah zooooone!
Image 102237   04-30-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
159
 
 MrPuffyPuff: it become harder to be a sniper nowaday
 DerMantis: if life gives you brush, make brushbershootmonade
 ThatGuy: I'm just working through some things
 cromerstu: Do you want ninjas? Cos that's how you get ninjas.
 shitshow: Easy E is not interested in your Good News.
 illBilliam: Umm, when you see it you'll shit bricks?
 bug: *Metal Gear spotted noise*
 WaffleIron: This mugger has learned the art of not being seen.
 Tom Nob: day nine: nobody suspects a thing.
 savvoy: Throwin' shade
 Kess: Stalking fail?
Image 102236   04-30-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
302
 
 VoR: O M G ...which Aggronaut is going to kick off 1st?
 wordjones: okay i don't want to hear anybody complain about cycling shorts ever again
 ignatz: Not sure? Better get a CT scan
 Borkf: Apparently people will do anything if you tell them it's a challenge. "Show me your vagina... challenge"
 kensin: @Frank herbert only if I squeeze it
 On Spec: Not looking forward to testicular cancer challenge.
 greg: Pic of a post of a pic of a post of a bad idea.
 Wolfechu: Charge your fucking battery
 CrustyDusty: @A duck: No, but *she* might... :p
 shitshow: camel toe, upper part of leg, some of the spine as well
 White Rice: And nobody is mentioning the fact that there's probably a 3rd hand taking these pictures? C'mon!
 WaffleIron: @A duck : Yes, you need to expand your friend circles. You should recognize both of them.
 A duck: Do I have a problem if I recognize the girl on the left?
 Frank herbert: Is it really camel toe if your squeezing it yourself?
 WaffleIron: Are you addicted to porn?
 Coolguy: Nancy from Facilities must be on holiday
 Mr. Butt: Great username/upload combo.
 savvoy: I can't help feeling this is just an elaborate, sexist joke, and a lot of women are going to be really upset in a day or two. In the meantime, I'm going to go put on my tightest pants... because, hey. Cervical cancer.
 daver: I... i... I don't have words for this.
Image 102235   04-30-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
207
 
 Bluetocracy: Ooh. The pointy sharp thing. Fling a stabby bit.
 TurkeyVulture: @A duck first two seasons had something going for it. But yeah.
 A duck: Radvoted in spite of The Arrow being a bad show.
Image 102234   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
452
 
 Fiasco: The shit winds may be blowing, but I'll always radvote TPB
 AdamBomb286: @vincenzo Wow! I"m moving to Canada.
 vincenzo: @AdamBomb286 in canada, all ravioli is free
 shitshow: I ate nine cans of ravioli, bitch. Now what.
 AdamBomb286: Pro Tip: It's cheaper to get one of those 6$ #10 cans ar walmart.
 Janston: Gotta hit your macros somehow.
 ughjeez: Callin' bullshit there, Ricky.
 Tom Nob: Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a can of ravioli below!
Image 102233   04-30-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
343
 
 Frank herbert: @White Rice fair enough. marios got a tiny dick
 White Rice: @Frank herbert nah, this is him after running through 8 worlds of crazy shit, jumping & sprinting & throwing fire out of his freakin' hands. That stuff makes cross fit look like baby's tummy-time. He gets fat after eating the cake that Peach keeps making him (they're big cakes, and Mario doesn't share)
 Janston: Makes sense that Mario got pretty shredded after all the cardio he goes through.
 Ulillillia: Mari-no
 Frank herbert: Fake. It's a muscle suit. Mario fat
 Kess: Oh, the nightmares I'll have...
 savvoy: Heeeyy, Princes Peeeeeach...
Image 102232   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
337
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wildlife dentistry is a legitimate hobby"
 CrustyDusty: By disguising itself as a camera, this carnivorous deer tricked the photographer sufficiently to get up close for a taste...
 TurkeyVulture: Wildlife as Cannon sees it.
 WaffleIron: That is not how you camera, and that is not how you nature. They're both doing it wrong.
 MassDefect: BLAM!
 Tom Nob: Hah! It fell right into my trap!
 carpwoman: That lens will never be clean again.
Image 102231   04-30-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
374
 
 CrustyDusty: ZIBZAP ZOOBITY BOP! THE ROOFIE'S IN THE PUDDIN' POP!
 XLY: @Janston I don't think i've ever seen a funny befuddle joke .
 Janston: I think I've yet to see a genuinely funny Cosby befuddle joke.
 Ulillillia: Opening her mouth wide for that pudding pop
 dobbiesdoogs: @Poop van Pants all zip and no bop makes boopity a bippity bop see ahhhhhhh
 Poop van Pants: Zip zop zoopity zap
 savvoy: Too soon
Image 102230   04-30-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
350
 
 flying sheep: where is the super muntant behemoth?
 dobbiesdoogs: @savvoy there's also a perfect alignment with vega. seriously, that vega wagon on the left is aligned just right
 savvoy: On the vernal equinox, the rising sun aligns perfectly with an abandoned Cadillac plant
Image 102229   04-30-16   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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